The daily life of the river god

After searching the whole house inside and out, Apollo finally found the mobile phone that was forgotten by the owner from under the sofa.

The screen of the black phone lit up, and a pattern unlock screen popped up. Apollo drew a sun god pattern without thinking, and the screen unlocked instantly and jumped directly to a lively group.

Many non-human beings in the group secretly re-established the group in other places, but the group that conspired yesterday has not been abandoned.

After the weasel spirit's live broadcast in the group ended, someone quickly saved the entire video and sent it to the group for everyone to study the routine and power of the river god.

Apollo opened the video, and saw the familiar face of his friend, holding a baseball bat in his hand in the dark street lights, standing in front of the camera with joy and saying that he was going to challenge the newly appointed fairy.

Let the other party know that in front of him, the sea god, any river god should stand aside.

In the small living room, Apollo quickly saw his bragging friend squatting at the corner of the alley, and was then turned into coke by the newly appointed god with lightning.

"I haven't seen you for so long, and I'm still so impulsive." Apollo looked at his friend who was placed on the garbage bag on the screen, and said helplessly.

In order to stop the opponent's impulsive decision, I didn't know how many times I pulled the opponent to persuade him when I fought with Zeus before.

Every time the two would fight because of their disagreement, and after the fight, they would sulk and never see each other again.

Apollo walked out of the house with the mobile phone that was still playing the video, and soon he found the place where his friend was killed last night in the alley, and followed the direction followed by the weasel spirit on the video, in the Diagonally opposite the old stone bridge, I found the grove where the corpse was buried.

The rain last night and the heavy rain this morning have washed away a lot of the soil that Lu Wenren dug last night.

Apollo found the shovel of the sanitation worker, and quickly dug his friend out of the pit.

Hugging their friend covered in muddy water, the two walked out of the woods wetly. Apollo saw the river channel that had just been filled with clean water, and looked down at the half-dead friend in his arms. Poseidon is the god of the sea, and being close to the water source is beneficial When the other party recovered, Apollo, standing on the bank of the river, hugged his friend on the spot and threw him into the water.

Upstream, Lu Wenren had just spent 4000 yuan to buy fish fry. After swimming back and forth in the river twice, he found it difficult to breathe.

The clear water in the river channel became less and less, and finally all the fry began to swim desperately to places where there was water downstream.

But their swimming speed couldn't even catch up to one-thousandth of the speed of Poseidon's super water-absorbing treatment.

Soon, the river that had just been filled with water re-exposed the black silt below, and there were hundreds of catties of fish and shrimps that had just arrived at their new homes, lying innocently in the silt with their tails up.

Apollo standing on the bank of the river waited for the last drop of water to be absorbed by his friend, then picked him up from the river and took him to his friend's residence, and turned on the faucet to continue to provide the other party with the power of water. .

In Xiaoyang Building, Lu Wenren went straight to the bedroom on the second floor when he got home.

With the back of his back, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to a certain retired uncle.

Sanbai: "Father, let me ask you something, why do I love money so much recently?"

Luzhai, who was checking the statue just arrived, received a text message from his youngest son, jumped up in a panic on the spot, and went straight to his private treasury.

After making sure that there are all the treasures in it, and the key is honestly placed under the crystal lamp, I come out of the private vault and reply to my son: "Who doesn't love money? Those who don't love money have problems with their brains!"

Lu Wenren looked at the other party's reply, and thought that every time he received red envelopes in the family group, this retired uncle would indeed jump high when he saw the red envelopes.

The whole world is asking for money.

Compared with his father, it's really not a big problem that he hasn't taken the initiative to ask for money.

Lord River God put the matter down on the spot, turned off his phone and looked at the still-dried road outside the window, suddenly wanted to eat roast chicken.

Sitting in the hall on the first floor, Xie was teasing the weasel spirit with a reed stick.

When there was movement in the stairwell on the second floor, every person and beast on the first floor looked over.

Lu Wenren who hurried downstairs caught a glimpse of the two figures from the corner of his eye, and said casually, "I'm going to buy roast chicken, do you want to eat it?"

"Eat!" The Weasel Spirit raised his hand and answered without thinking.

The new River God, who was about to go out with an umbrella, was stunned when he heard this answer, turned around to look at the weasel spirit, then looked at the scorpion sitting next to him, and said a little uncertainly: "Just now I seem to be Did you hear rhubarb talking about humans?"

The re-named weasel spirit was on the side facing Lu Wenren, and frantically tugged at the sleeves with his paws, asking him to help.

The non-human sitting on the chair calmly looked down at the weasel spirit who was desperately asking for help, and asked the other party: "What benefits do you give me?"

Rhubarb: "..." Person in charge?Is there any peace and friendship between demons and ghosts?

He smiled unscrupulously: "No."

He doesn't know what peace and friendship are.

The river god standing at the door holding an umbrella had already walked towards them, Da Huang sadly found that the air in this small western-style building was freezing cold, without any warmth from the human world.

He could only let go of his claws for help, turned his furry head around, and when facing Lu Wenren who walked in, he showed a bright smile that almost rose to the back of his ears, and opened his mouth to be cute: "Eat!"

Lu Wenren walked up to the little monster, and rubbed its tall ears in amazement: "It's really you who are talking, so it's not convenient for you to live in the zoo. If you speak in the zoo, you will be hurt." scare people."

It seems that I want to find another place to live and settle it down.

Sitting there, he watched the little Jiaolong put his palm on the yellow-skinned head, stroking it again and again, again and again.

Standing up on the spot, the chair made a long sound on the floor, and every person and beast in the living room looked over with puzzled eyes.

"I want to eat roast chicken, let's go buy it together." He mentioned the weasel spirit who was still stretching its neck to make people stroke its head, and raised its hand without looking at it, and allocated it to him while the other party was still flying in mid-air gave up work, "As for it, stay at home and watch the door."

Rhubarb, which was spinning 360 degrees in the air, just fell on the sofa, baring its teeth angrily and wanting to bite someone. The non-human who lived in the small western building for 26 years gave him a cold look.

Rhubarb, who was about to jump up and hit someone, was scared, and squatted obediently on the sofa, not daring to move.

Lu Wenren just wanted to reach out to catch the little monster in mid-air, but when he failed to catch it, he quickly ran to the sofa, picked up the little monster and checked it inside and out: "It's a good thing it didn't get hurt. Be careful with one movement, it is too young to be thrown into the air casually like this."

"It's thick skin won't hurt you if you drop it." He looked coldly at the weasel spirit nestling in Lu Wenren's palm.

The hundreds-year-old stinky skin is pretending to be tender here.

Rhubarb nestled in the palm of the river god also stared back, who is more afraid of who is older!

This guy who has lived for thousands of years is ten times older than him.

What's wrong with pretending to be tender, if you have the ability to bite it!

Lu Wenren didn't notice the silent struggle between a man and a beast, so he carried the rhubarb and put it into a new cardboard box, and then went out to buy the roast chicken that the three of them liked to eat. .

The breeze blows the willows, and the river channel of Qingshui Xiaoyu is less than five meters wide from the small western-style building. Just after leaving the far door, he was planning to take two steps to the river to check the condition of his fish fry. After two steps, he was dumbfounded .

A river as long as his was filled with rainwater all night and morning, and he secretly used spells to secretly put a lot of water into the river.

Now it looks like a huge pit, the bottom of the pit is dark and reveals a mouth that lacks water, and a large number of fish fry have been lying there waiting to die.

Standing on the bank, Lord River God turned his head with a stiff neck, and looked at the non-human coming from the locked courtyard door: "Can you let me hit you?"

It was the first time he heard such a strange request, and he stretched out his right hand and handed it to the other party: "Just don't interrupt me."

The blow was too heavy, and the skeleton fell apart into a pile of skeletons on the spot, which could scare the little dragon to tears.

"Crack!" The palms of the two touched each other, and after touching each other, Lu Wenren said, "Does it hurt?"

He looked at his red palm, and looked at him blankly: "What do you think?"

"It looks like it hurts." Lu Wenren confirmed this through his expression.

Pulling him to the bank of the river, he pointed to the empty river below: "Before we went home, we obviously watched its water level rise, right?"

Looking at the river that was emptied in less than an hour, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes: "Why is your water gone?"

"I also want to know this question, why my water is gone."

It hurt him to spend 4000 yuan on the fish fry lying in the mud like this.

Downstream in the direction of the old stone bridge, several beavers stood on the bridge and looked at the empty river below. He Da held the newly printed materials in his arms, and patted his brothers on the shoulders firmly: "I'm going !You guys take care!"

All the beaver demons, watching their elder brother go away, walked unswervingly in the direction of the small western building.

When Heda arrived at Xiaoyanglou, Lu Wenren called Xia Bing at the door and asked him to come over with a device to check whether the water in this river channel leads to other places.

Otherwise, how could it be lost so quickly.

When he finished making the phone call, he saw the beaver demon, whom he had just met last night, holding a bag full of documents, standing not far away and waving at him shyly.

"Master River God, I want to come and report a special situation."

He Da walked up to Lu Wenren, handed the materials he had printed out in the morning to him, and then said with a pure face: "I was suddenly dragged into a strange group last night, and it turned out that all of them were famous people from the West District. They are planning to do something to you, Lord River God. After reading the content in the group, we beaver monsters feel that this kind of behavior is very bad, so we come here to report it to you."

Lu Wenren took the thick pile of information, and flipped through the printed chat records after hearing this, looking at strange names one after another, in this group called [Cramp Riding Jiao Dashen], Chatting a lot about how to deal with him and trip him up.

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Beaver Demon: As firefighters, we are the most law-abiding.