The daily life of the river god

The non-human events in the Nanhua community have come to an end for the time being.

The vegetable vendor who took out the dragon scales didn't know anything about the consequences of these things.

The police took people to the house of her friend who repayed her kindness. The whole room was damp and smelly. In the living room was a huge fish tank measuring two meters long and one meter wide, with red to black blood splattered inside.

Fortunately, Xia Bing took people to test the blood and confirmed that the ingredients in it were all pig blood.

It's just that I don't know what the person hiding in the dark wants to do.

It has not been a month since the vegetable vendor gave away dragon scales, and the total number of dragon scales she selected to give away was less than five.

The strangest thing was that the biggest one she gave out was the morning when she was arrested according to the vegetable vendor.

A blind and paralyzed man took his ten daughters to the farmer's market to find her, and said that he lived in the Nanhua community, Jiang Jiujiu told him.

The man took ten dragon scales from her hand in one go.

But when Lu Wenren asked Jiang Jiujiu, who was pretending to have amnesia, the other party said that he didn't know this person at all, and that there would be no adults like this in the entire Nanhua community with a man and ten daughters.

Xia Bing also took someone to visit the Nanhua community, and confirmed that such a strange person had never appeared nearby.

This matter was left alone later, and the normal cases were handled by the police themselves, and Lu Wenren didn't ask any further questions.

right now,

The happiest moment for the new Lord River God has finally arrived.

The courier sent from the Yellow River hitchhiked slowly all the way, and finally arrived in Zengcheng. Lu Wenren had just signed for the courier, and couldn't wait to unpack the courier at the gate of the courtyard.

There are more than a dozen quaint and yellowed land deed documents inside.

"Look quickly! This is a land deed given to me by my father. The entire western district belongs to me. I can sell whichever piece of land I want."

Holding a handful of title deeds in his hands, Lu Wenren looked at the non-human beings in the yard with a smile on his face: "At that time, I can give you a salary increase, so that you can be treated the same as Xia Bing and the others."

After living for thousands of years, it never occurred to him that one day he would earn as much money from working as a human being.

And to raise his salary, he had to wait for this little Jiaolong to sell his house.

"Which piece of land do you plan to sell?" He brought over the land deeds, which not only contained text describing the location in detail, but even a small map.

"This area is the construction site we visited a few days ago. That site is empty." Lu Wenren leaned over and pointed to a certain location on the map.

In order to govern the West District, he has walked every street and alley several times in the past few days. Now the terrain of the entire West District is like a living map printed in his mind.

He opened these land deeds and found that not only were the seals of the Qing Dynasty stamped on them, but even the last land deed made of sheepskin belonged to the Qin Dynasty.

Lu Wenren saw that the non-human was concentrating on the land deed, and urged him to go out on the spot.

"To prevent nights and dreams, let's find someone to exchange this land deed. I can also treat you to roast chicken at night. You can eat one and throw one away."

He, who was dragged out of the house just after looking at the land deed a few more times, followed him out with a helpless face.

For this matter of changing the land lease, it is necessary to find a person who is proficient in this field.

The two couldn't help but think of Jiuwei who works in the neighborhood committee. .

Nine Tails is also very happy at the moment, the large dragon scissors she ordered to order was finally successfully produced under her urging.

Standing at the gate of the neighborhood committee, Jiuwei happily hummed an out-of-tune song, and unpacked the courier on the spot.

Yang Jian, who was wearing a delivery helmet, looked at her beaming face, and looked down at the delivery box on the ground that was as tall as a person.

"What did you buy? Such a big item?"

Yang Jian is doing food delivery work, and occasionally also delivers some couriers on a part-time basis. Today, he saw that the recipient was Jiuweihou, so he brought it here for her.

"Weapon! Specially deal with that river god!"

Kyuubi was so excited that she didn't take the utility knife, and directly transformed into her newly grown nails, and said "stab it" to the tape on the cardboard box. The cardboard box, which was almost two meters high, was opened by her like this.

"Have you guys thought about how to deal with that river god? When are you going to do it?" Yang Jian didn't go here when he left Xiaoyanglou last time. He delivered food every morning and came back late every day.

Except for passing the old stone bridge while riding an electric scooter and seeing workers cleaning up garbage there, I haven't met the river god so far.

"The date hasn't been chosen yet. I have specially customized this weapon for that river god! Please help me see if it fits."

Kyuubi was busy unpacking the box, but didn't see two figures walking not far behind her.

One of them is especially good for ears.

As soon as Lu Wenren heard his name, he straightened his ears on the spot, and when he heard that Jiuwei had specially customized it for him, he was amused on the spot.

Still five meters away, he pulled Bi and bit his ear: "Shh, let's go quietly to see what kind of gift Kyuubi has prepared for me, don't spoil her mind."

Kyuubi is worthy of being a non-human with a legitimate job, and he knows how to prepare a meeting gift for himself.

The new River God stood on tiptoe, and used the lightest movements to walk silently to Nine Tails, who was still talking to the courier with his back to them.

Yang Jian had already seen those two figures, although one of them was unfamiliar, but it was still a strange face that appeared with Hui.

No need to think about it, this person who came over quietly is the new River God of the West District.

Kyuubi, who had already pulled out the large nail scissors from the cardboard box, hugged this huge guy, the corners of Le's mouth were about to crack to the back of his ears, and turned to look in Yang Jian's direction: "Erlang God, look, this weapon is so cool! Isn’t it cool? If I rush to the small western-style building with this thing on my shoulders, do you think the river god will cry in fright?”

Yang Jian, who was wearing a helmet, showed an awkward smile on his face: "Don't be kidding, I seem to have delivered the wrong courier, you definitely wouldn't buy such a big weapon." He blinked his right eye hard.

As a result, Kyuubi ignored his expression, and instead jumped three feet high on the spot, "Just kidding! I, Kyuubi, never joke with anyone! Here, here, look, I even had someone engrave nine tails on me as a sign. Mark, after I cut off the claw of that dragon, this is the weapon that I will become famous in the Inhuman World. I want to let the West District, no! The whole Zengcheng knows that I killed the dragon that dared to come to the West District to be the god of the river. , I will not wash the blood on this weapon for a thousand years!"

Standing behind her, Lu Wenren, who was waiting to surprise the other party, did not expect that he received a huge surprise first instead.

"Really? Should I go home and take a shower first, and then wait for you to kill me?"

Lu Wenren bypassed the huge cardboard box, walked up to Nine Tails, raised his lips and said with a smile: "Would you like me to invite non-humans from the entire Western District to watch your majestic picture?"

Nine tails held the large nail scissors that hadn't been warmed up yet, and the corner of his mouth twitched as he looked at Lu Wenren who shouldn't be in front of him.

"How could it be, Lord River God, you really know how to joke, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Among the four non-human beings present, three faces were dead fish faces, and only Kyuubi was holding a weapon and laughing loudly. The laughter became shorter and lighter, and finally disappeared.

It would be very embarrassing if everyone stopped laughing at things like joking.

Nine Tails is now embarrassingly digging out the Fairy Castle with his toes on the ground.

Quiet, as quiet as death, happened in the neighborhood committee, a place where people usually come and go.

Lu Wenren was not in a hurry anymore, and he squatted down in a good mood to look at the words written on the express carton.

"Express, urgent order."

When Jiuwei heard these five words, he dug out another Sanqing Hall under his feet on the spot, and looked at the 虺 with a pair of eyes begging for help.

"She's looking at you? Could it be that you have a part in this?" Lu Wenren immediately caught Jiuwei's little trick, raised his eyebrows and looked at another non-human being on the spot.

With Kyuubi's eyes begging for help, he looked innocently at their river god, "I'm with you every day, and I never have the chance to see Kyuubi alone."

Kyuubi looked at this man with resentment, "Be a human being" written all over his face.

Xun is quite calm about this, he is not a human being, why should he become a human being for the sake of Kyuubi?

Lu Wenren didn't notice this non-human face-off scene, Lord River God opened his right hand and beckoned at Nine Tails: "Bring this thing here."

Kyuubi silently offered the weapon with both hands.

"How much did it cost?" Lu Wenren was holding this extremely large dragon-killing tool.

"Forty-three." Kyuubi replied obediently.

Lord River God sneered: "I didn't realize that you are quite rich, why don't you talk about it, what are you going to do after cutting off my reputation?"

"My lord, I'm really just joking, look at this weapon, look at the edge of the knife, it hasn't been sharpened yet! If I really have ill intentions towards you, I should sharpen the knife first!"

Kyuubi pointed at this large weapon. For the first time in his life, he was glad that the boss said that the whetstone was too big, so he packed another courier separately.

Now this weapon is not sharpened at all, as long as she is thick-skinned enough, she can always fool her around.

"Ding Ding Ding!"

While talking, a courier boy wearing a sky blue vest rode a tricycle straight to the gate of the neighborhood committee before stopping.

After seeing four people standing at the door, he walked around the crowd and strode towards the neighborhood committee.

Standing at the door of the room, he shouted towards the inside: "Is Hu Meili here? Your courier has arrived."

Hu Meili had already dug a tunnel with nine bends and eighteen bends under her feet, and was about to get in to escape when she heard her name.

She didn't answer, and soon someone in the neighborhood committee spoke up.

Then the window over there was opened, and a huge voice said to Jiuwei standing at the gate of the courtyard: "Sister Hu! I called you! Why didn't you answer when I was looking for your courier?"

The staff waiting at the door to sign for the courier turned their heads and saw the only female figure among the four figures at the gate of the courtyard.

Dissatisfied, he came over again with the courier slip, "Why don't people say anything, I've called you several times."

Nine Tails: "Hehe, I was suddenly deaf just now, so I didn't hear it."

"Here, sign for it. Your whetstone is big enough. It's the first time I've seen someone order such a big whetstone. People who don't know think you're going to slay a dragon? You need to open the box for inspection. Is it?" The courier brother pointed to the only courier box on his tricycle.

There is a huge whetstone pattern printed on the carton, and there is a line of small words that look at the angle of landing famous people.

[Five seconds to slay the dragon, enjoy the sharpness, the sharpening artifact, private customization. 】

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Kyuubi: Thank you, people have left the earth.