My roommate found out I'm a cat

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After giving a sweet date with a stick, all the monsters in the bureau came back to work one after another.

Maybe it’s not like the previous few who were sent to the desert to guard the border, or went to Siberia to see werewolves. I heard that a few days ago, a weasel monster was bitten off half of his hand by the wolf who would rather die than surrender!

Although the weasel's hand can continue to grow back after ten years of cultivation, this kind of thunderous method also scares the little monsters in the bureau who have never seen the world...

At the request of the new deputy bureau, the bloody photos hung in the bureau for a full week. Every monster would see those bloody and shocking photos on the big screen when they clocked in in the morning.

With a beep, looking at his name and the bloody photo side by side, his legs were trembling violently, and a message came from nowhere, saying that the new deputy director had twisted the heads of thousands of werewolves with his bare hands.

Ah!How scary!

Most of the monsters in the game are plant monsters. If it weren’t for vegetarian cattle, sheep and horses, meat eaters are a bit rare. After all, after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, the aura was thin, and the famous ancient monsters and gods were still in a deep sleep. I don’t know when they will wake up. Those who wake up early are those with shallow spiritual power and low spiritual awareness.

Going to the Monster Headquarters is for nothing else, just to earn some money for food. Who told them to eat differently from human beings? Vegetarian grass must be grass that grows in unpolluted deep mountains and old forests with spiritual energy. The meat must also be fresh meat freshly cut from animals that eat spirit grass, anyway, it is very troublesome.

After Liwei, the new deputy director not only raised the salaries of the monsters, but also opened the staff cafeteria that hadn't been opened for a long time——

Although it is only given one meal a day, it is something with a bit of aura after all, and the reputation of the deputy bureau chief as a good bureau chief has spread.

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"You have to log in the information yourself to get the phone card."

The room was dark, and Shen Yanhua was sitting at the desk in the back making plans for the new economic development department. The light on the screen fell on the deep eyebrows, and there was a coldness and arrogance from the inside out.

The income of the bureau is now mainly relying on the gold embezzled by the previous director. Apart from this, there is no new income and expenditure. I am afraid that it will be empty. Shen Yanhua has designed two schemes in order to earn money, and he is going to take one of them first. Go to the bureau to test your skills.

As a vampire, the deputy director and the big guy also work at different times. He comes to work at night and sleeps underground during the day.

When his brows were furrowed, Shen Liufei came over and sat on the soft sofa.

"The phone card our monsters run is really troublesome. The appeal was submitted two months ago. If you hadn't become the deputy bureau, the efficiency would have been even slower."

Shen Liu found a disposable cup on his own, picked up the hot teapot full of blood, poured it on, and threw a slice of lemon into it before drinking it, "I want you to go over there for a blood test to record your fingerprints and soul system, and then There are also types of monsters."

Shen Liu sucked the blood into his mouth, and licked his lips, "They said they will let you go at eight o'clock tomorrow."

Only then did Shen Yanhua raise his eyebrows and look at Shen Liu. In the darkness, he couldn't see his expression clearly, only the dark green pupils shimmered in the deep frame. He closed the computer casually, "Address."

The next day—

Early in the morning, Shen Yanhua took an umbrella and went to the administrative communication department of city A.

Although this department is located in the administrative building in the city center, it is in charge of household registration and trivial matters of spirits and monsters. The people here are naturally monsters, but in order to curb their viciousness, they are all plant monsters.

Stepping into the orderly institution, he was greeted by a well-dressed lady.

After receiving the mobile phone card with the soul system, Shen Yanhua opened WeChat unhurriedly.

His slender fingers hung over the familiar cat's head, and the 99+ bright red made the corners of his straight lips bend for a moment.

The sleek Bentley galloped on the asphalt road, and Shen Yanhua sat alone in the back row, carefully going through the scattered news that had been scattered over the past week.

The long-lost heartbeat resonated embarrassingly in the chest cavity.

The mobile phone cards of the monsters recorded by the Monster General Administration are all soul-made, which is convenient for tracking and management, and there are also large loopholes.

He lost the phone on purpose, the strong acid in the stomach mixed with the sharp teeth of the werewolf, and the soul control will dissipate.

At this moment, he was actually a little rejoiced.

Fortunately, the soul system is on, and the news is always stored in the soul system. Although the process of re-tearing the soul film is cumbersome, Shen Yanhua tightly holds the thin phone in his hand, and his deep eyes scan the recent photos in Yu Zhou's circle of friends inch by inch.

The first one was posted more than two months ago.

[Who is going to start school tomorrow? (Grievance) It's me——]

The accompanying picture is a photo of pinching the baby's face. The delicate white fingers look a little whiter than the baby's skin.

Shen Yanhua smiled for the first time, and his brows and eyes that had been tense all day relaxed.

Yu Zhouzhou likes to post on Moments, the daily routine of raising a baby, all kinds of trivial things in life, the corgi’s buttocks on the road, roses in the trash can, selfies of grimacing when he can’t sleep in the middle of the night, it’s very interesting.

Until he saw someone in Yu Zhou's circle of friends who shouldn't be in his house——

His brows were furrowed, his pupils under his eyelashes seemed to be frozen, and he coldly swept across the three smiling sweetly on the screen.

The driver driving in front shivered, looking cautious, not even daring to make too much noise when pulling the handbrake.

There are many people in the city center on weekends. Looking at the dark vehicles in front of him, the driver's shiny forehead was covered with sweat. According to his experience, the traffic jam will last at least 10 to [-] minutes.

Thinking of those rumors in recent days, the driver looked nervously at the rearview mirror——

The car, which was still warm just now, seemed to be frozen by the winter frost, and there was a gloomy and oppressive atmosphere.

The driver's bald head suddenly shrank, his eyes as small as mung beans almost burst into tears, and he opened his mouth tremblingly, "Journal, Bureau , chief, jam, jam, traffic jam."

Shen Yanhua glanced at him, the brows were slightly raised, the eye sockets were deep due to the high brow bone, and the corners of the lips were drawn tightly, showing a kind of arrogance and indifference without anger.

The driver was dripping with cold sweat, he stumbled and said, "Shen Bureau, traffic jam, traffic jam, you must obey, traffic, traffic rules, rules..." Before he finished speaking, his face was livid, and he couldn't talk to the deputy director like this ah! !

It seems that the deputy director is uneducated!

Respect the Deputy Director!

He babbled and babbled his dry mouth, staring blankly at the exhaust fumes from the car in front of him, and wanted to say something else.

After delivering Shen Ju's giant Buddha to the destination, the driver Xiaolu finally heaved a sigh of relief.

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There were lively conversations coming from inside the unique metal door, and a sharp tenor voice came out, full of pride.

"Hey, Lao Liu, you don't know this. Your daughter is a senior in high school this year. When it comes to the college entrance examination, strength is one aspect, and luck is another aspect. I don't need to tell you that we are monsters. Look at that Those who have diarrhea before the college entrance examination, those who have iron products in their bodies can't pass the security check, "

"For the sake of the three years we have worked together, let me tell you a way. For the college entrance examination, you have to go to Yunxiang Mountain in City B."

Another philistine female voice also echoed, "Yunxiang Mountain is true, but the main peak is just a decoration. The decoration is a bit better, and there are many tourists. To study, you have to go to the side peaks, and you can't take the cableway. You have to walk to show your sincerity." .”

"That's right, the Golden Palace on Pianfeng still has a bit of fairy air."

"Yes! There are also requirements for tributes, such as sweet and plump peaches, bananas, tomatoes, and red grapefruits, who likes fruits the most and..."

When he was talking, Lao Hou was leaning on the radiator and smoking a cigarette, and when he saw the serious person at the door, his eyes widened instantly——

A trembling voice shouted out with a changed tone.

"-Shen- the game is good!"

Shen Yanhua wore black leather gloves, and held a folded black umbrella in his hand. His stern face was like a layer of ice and snow. When he swept it over, it made people inexplicably think of the bloody warning picture when he clocked in at work.

For a while, the bureau was as quiet as a chicken.

Only old Hou's still burning cigarette billowed with gray smoke.

Shen Yanhua casually hung the umbrella behind the door, "Article 39 of the monster workplace rules, smoking is prohibited in the office. Hou Wei will deduct this month's bonus."

Suddenly regaining consciousness, the old Hou came to his senses, hurriedly put the cigarette out in the ashtray, bowed, almost forced tears, "Director, I'm sorry."

Hou Wei was even a little grateful. It didn't matter whether it was money or not. He almost thought he was going to be ruined.

"Also, next time, don't talk about these silly things in the bureau."

"Article 101 of the Official Code of Monsters prohibits the promotion of superstitions. Next time, one month's bonus and performance will be deducted."

With an unhurried and serious voice in his cold voice, Shen Yanhua left the smoky office hall.

The demons didn't dare to talk too much, and went back to their own jobs.

But there are few things in the bureau, and I dare not chat loudly after finishing the work, so I can only fish and gossip in the WeChat group.

Red Potato: Jue Shen is a Western ghost, or a dark one. I heard that they admire power over there, and especially hate those Christians who believe in something. It is right not to believe us.

Bubblefish: I understand that there is a generation gap in culture.

Hedgehog: The deputy director doesn't believe this, don't be so old next time.What a serious office!Here comes a place for you to eat sunflower seeds, smoke and engage in superstition.

Bubblefish: Isn't Bureau Shen always working at night?Why are you here this morning?There will be no layoffs!

Golden Monkey: Grass!Yupao, don't talk nonsense!

Driver Lao Niu: I know, the director went to apply for a soul-made mobile phone card this morning.

Liu Peacock: Liu Peacock: @金座霸侯娟, you haven't finished talking just now!

……

After two self-study sessions, Lao Yao walked up to Yu Zhouzhou's side and knocked on his desk.

"The parents are here."

Yu Zhouzhou finished writing the last word slowly, then raised his hand to straighten the hem of his school uniform and slip out through the back door.

His dad and the driver were unloading things from the car, various fruits and a box of milk and walnuts.

Today's sunshine is just right, the air is fresh, and the dry wind sweeps over my body warmly with the unique heat of summer.

Yu Zhouzhou felt happy for no reason, he brushed away his somewhat messy forehead hair, and walked down the steps.

Ms. Yu has always been decent, she was wearing a bright yellow shirt dress, standing outside their class gently like a girl, when Yu Zhou just came down, Ms Yu grabbed her cheek and rubbed it.

Like a baby, "Good boy, are you tired from studying?"

The boredom of studying suddenly faded, and Yu Zhouzhou's eyes were shining, like a puppy who has been praised by his master, "Mom, why do you want to come and see me?"

"Zai Zai, where is your dormitory? Dad will help you carry these things up."

Zhou's father followed Yu Zhouzhou's gaze and looked at the pile of things on the ground, as if he knew what he was thinking, a smile appeared on his serious face, "If you have too much, you can share it with your classmates."

At noon, the family of three ate at a famous western restaurant around the school.

Yu Zhouzhou chatted about his recent grades and his status in school, and when he was about to finish his meal, the atmosphere suddenly froze.

"The company's capital chain has some problems recently, and your mother and I will go to the United States to negotiate in person."

Father Zhou's voice was still faint, and he made an announcement unexpectedly.

"It is conservatively estimated that it will take at least three months."

"I originally planned to stay at home with you until the end of the college entrance examination."

Yu Zhouzhou slowly sliced ​​up the steak and put it in his mouth. With his back straight, he looked up at the smiling Ms. Yu with drooping eye tails, like an abandoned puppy.

"So for the rest of the week, you have to take the exam well by yourself. Don't be nervous. It doesn't matter if you don't do well in the exam. You can study abroad if you want."

Yu Zhouzhou licked his lower lip, "What about my brother?"

"My brother will let you go to your grandma's house for now."

The delicious and fragrant steak was a little tasteless in his mouth at the moment, Yu Zhou unconsciously fiddled with the steak with a fork, he nodded. "Okay, then I wish you all the best of luck."

Standing at the gate of Yigao, Yu Zhou put his hands in the pockets of his school uniform and watched the familiar Pagani go away.

He took out his student ID card, and Uncle Security looked at him and teased him, "Senior high school student, your parents are here to encourage you, young man, do well in the exam, cheers for the college entrance examination, there are not a few days left."

Yu Zhou twitched the corner of his mouth, "Thank you uncle."

At the fork in the road leading to the teaching building and the garden, Yu Zhou turned on his toes and stepped onto the winding and quiet stone path with no expression on his face.

The lunch break is the quietest time in school.

The boy was wearing a dark blue school uniform, and his thin white neck was a little fragile. He casually kicked away the small broken stone beside him, his round eyes fell under the deep browbones, with a transparent glass texture.

Yu Zhouzhou reached into his pocket, and his fingertips were caught off guard by a black card with a matte texture.

Like touching a rock in the deep sea.

"-Drip-It is detected that the host's mood swings are too large, and the system will arrange tasks autonomously."

"Mission 1: The video call with the mission target often reaches 30 minutes"

"Task 2: French kiss for 3 minutes—"

"Task 3: Touch the subject's Adam's apple—"

"Mission 4: Ask the host to ask the mission target for a colorful miniskirt during the call!"

……

Yu Zhouyuan's round eyes were half-closed, and the tick-tock of the electronic horn sounded inexplicably annoying.

But he still obediently took out the brand new mobile phone from his trouser pocket, the gorgeous silver-gray shining in the sun, the latest overseas signed Apple Xpro, a gift from his mother before he left.

Yu Zhouzhou looked at the dark portrait and said to himself, "I choose task one."

Anyway, no one would pick it up. The young black curly hair was scattered by the wind. He casually found a bench and lay down on it regardless of whether the chair was clean or not. uncomfortable.

But Yu Zhouzhou still stubbornly looked at the blue sky above his head, and the string of ding-dong ding-dong sounds began to ring continuously.

There are many sparrows in the sky, chirping. Yu Zhouzhou looked at the lonely floating cloud in the sky, and said to himself, "Today is a sunny day."

The sunshine was hot with the uniqueness of summer, which made his eyes a little sore, but he still refused to blink stubbornly, a sense of fatigue from the bottom of his heart wrapped him like a sticky spider web, and slowly fell.

The phone that he threw on his belly suddenly vibrated twice, and a somewhat distorted voice suddenly sounded.

"weekly?"

The author says:

The preparations will be over soon-there will be extra episodes-the postgraduate entrance examination will start, so I have been waiting for you for a while!Woohoo, I'm really sorry everyone!

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