My roommate found out I'm a cat

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The first black magic spell used by a necromancer in the world turned out to be a lucky charm.

"Lead them to the mountains to the west."

The fog was deep, and Shen Yanhua was wearing a black cloak, with a stern face, he knocked out half of the wolf's brains.

The tortoise spirit next to it saw the wolf's paws slamming into the shell, and only heard a muffled "clang".

"Isn't it okay to solve it on the spot? If the crops are destroyed, they will be destroyed, and the Finance Bureau will compensate for it!"

The frightened tortoise poked his head out and saw the captain with a stern expression on his face, and his voice of protest became smaller and smaller.

Although he is the vice-captain of the security team, he has always been able to hide and hide when he can go to the battlefield. He has never seen such a scene since ancient times...

Shen Yanhua frowned impatiently, and kicked the turtle aside in disgust, "Hurry up."

He was on fire.

哪个揍抢老婆情敌的时候被打断心情能好。

That alone was worth their calling him back with a first-level alert.

The dark cloak was blown and fluttered, and the complicated golden patterns were looming in it. Shen Yanhua bent his lips, showing a rather gentlemanly smile, but there was no smile in his eyes, and he snapped off a werewolf's head neatly.

The tortoise spirit who was following beside him was terrified, and swallowed his saliva seeing his gloomy appearance.

Shen Yanhua picked up the little turtle's shell and flew up the tree, watching the werewolves gathering more and more underground——

I don't know if the werewolf hooked up with the witch, the wolves roared, and the mountains and plains were endless...

Although it didn't hurt him half a bit, it was really annoying.

……

The more he thought about it, the more impatient he became. With a slightly raised brow, he explained coldly, "The number of wolves is not right. They should have teamed up with the witch. Let's lure them to Wushan first."

Here, Zhu Qiu sleeps soundly, working part-time in the afternoon and sitting next to Zhou Zhou in the morning to study together.

The cozy little lights were turned on very brightly, and Yu Zhouzhou was so angry that his head was about to smoke.

He wished he could pick up Zhu Qiu's head and shake it hoarsely!

Such a simple function problem, after talking about it more than a dozen times, I still don’t understand why this function problem has this law.

what why;

no reason;

Is it difficult to understand that the third power of a is the second power of b? !

How come I don’t know each other after switching to the back!

Made!

Yu Zhou was tired. He slumped on the gaming chair and said weakly, "Zhu Qiu, I don't think I should make things difficult for you."

Zhu Qiu touched his nose, and there was also some frustration on his fair face.

No matter what he said in the past, his grades would never be at the bottom...

"Forget it, let's go eat!"

Yu Zhouzhou yawned, rubbed his eyelids, sat up from his seat, caught a glimpse of Zhu Qiu who looked a little helpless, and pursed his lips, seemingly unintentionally comforting him.

"Well, it's quite normal to not know mathematics. After all, it's a bit difficult. You're only a sophomore in high school now, so don't worry."

Zhu Qiu is tall and has long legs, and he looks a little out of place in his sweater lying on the table.

Yu Zhouzhou blinked, "Zhu Qiu, are you going to work in the bar this afternoon?"

Zhu Qiu stood up and put on his clothes. Hearing this, he was stunned for a moment, "Yes, senior, do you want to ride a small electric donkey in the afternoon? I, I can also scan a shared bicycle in the afternoon. If you want to use it..."

Yu Zhou hurriedly waved his hands, "No, no, I want to go out to eat hot pot. If I eat alone, they will put a doll opposite me. Everyone passing by will take a look at me."

Zhu Qiu looked at Yu Zhouzhou's tangled eyes, and frowned slightly. He is a majestic necromancer, and he would never eat these low-brow chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep!

but……

"OK!"

Without struggling for two seconds, Zhu Qiu spoke quickly.

Although Zhu Qiu doesn't live on food, he can taste it.

When a small steamed bun with condensed milk was stuffed in his mouth, he fell.

Mad, why is human food so wonderful!

What did he miss before!

The long and narrow fox's eyes were half-closed, and the tip of his tongue licked it in a circle.

Yu Zhouzhou ordered tomato hotpot and spicy hotpot. He really likes spicy food, and Zhu Qiu was also a little moved when he saw it.

While Yu Zhou was going to change the ingredients, he frowned and put a piece of strange-looking meat roll in with a fork.

The taste of spicy red oil wrapped in sesame paste exploded in his taste buds, Zhu Qiu swallowed, he felt as if he had opened up a new world.

Hot pot is so delicious! !

After eating, Zhu Qiu's belly was so round that he didn't even bother to move. After Yu Zhou pushed the little eDonkey out, he sat down on the back with his long legs propped on the ground, and hugged the slender waist of the person in front of him.

"Senior, I'm so supportive! Can you carry me?"

Yu Zhouzhou originally planned to take Zhu Qiu out to buy clothes, and have a meal by the way, but he didn't expect Zhu Qiu to say that he would not eat meat, no meat, no meat... As a result, the last few extra plates of meat were all in his stomach up...

In his expectant eyes, Yu Zhouzhou also ordered him another order of crispy pork, thousand-layer tripe, mutton roll and chicken roll...

The winter wind carried a bit of bitterness, blowing away the fresh smell of hot pot on the two of them in a short while. At night, it was the time when the night market was lively, and Yu Zhouzhou drove a small electric donkey through two noisy snack bars with great interest. On the street, while riding, I introduced the special products of C city to Zhu Qiu.

After arriving at the destination, Yu Zhouzhou parked the small eDonkey aside and locked it on purpose.

Although Zhu Qiu was a little puzzled as to why he didn't go home, he obediently followed Yu Zhouzhou into the square box that looked square and unattractive like a cage.

"Shopping at night is the best!" Yu Zhouzhou took Zhu Qiu's arm and walked quickly to the men's clothing section.

He pretended to choose for a while, and pointed to a dark gray down jacket, "Zhu Qiu, what do you think of this dress?"

Zhu Qiu frowned. He took a serious look and felt that there was nothing to see. This dress was not even as good as Yu Zhou Zhou's current snow-white jacket. In addition, the heating was turned on in the shopping mall, so his clothes were wide open, revealing the inside She was wearing an orange sweater, and her face was as pink as a peach.

He looked a little overwhelmed in this dress.

Some are wide and some are long.

The colors are also somewhat subdued.

Just as he was about to speak, his eyes fell on the child who was tilting his head and looking forward to his praise.

……

"good."

Zhu Qiu casually said something perfunctory, and sat on the sofa.

"Then come and try."

……

Seeing Zhu Qiu's dazed expression, Yu Zhou changed his mind and felt that Zhu Qiu was embarrassed.

Moreover, the clothes in Vientiane City are indeed much more expensive than online, if he buys them for him on his own initiative, he must feel embarrassed.

Even the five yuan last time had to be returned to him, really stubborn and strong.

Yu Zhou pursed his lips, he didn't want to puncture Zhu Qiu's self-esteem.

"Wearing new clothes during the New Year is an old tradition in Huaguo. I will take you to set off firecrackers. It's super fun!"

"My mother asked me to bring you to buy two sets of clothes. She asked me to pick them out for you because she was afraid that you would feel uncomfortable. The ones I picked didn't look good."

The sweet smell of toffee suddenly approached, Zhu Qiu turned to look at the child with slightly frowning brows, his round almond eyes seemed to be covered with mist, and looked at him hesitantly.

Yun Li's brows and eyes were full of concern and annoyance.

Zhu Qiu's eyes widened slightly, he whispered in a nasal voice, and walked over to pick up the clothes and put them on.

In the end, Zhu Qiu had five or six bags in his hand, and he was still in a daze when he was sitting on the back seat of the little eDonkey.

In front of him, Yu Zhou straightened his back and held the handlebar while humming the song "Good Luck" played in the mall when he turned the corner.

The howling north wind carried fine snowflakes and fell on the back of his hand, which was cool.

Slowly, the snowflakes became denser and denser, and there was a dreamy romance under the street lamps, like stars falling from the sky.

"Wow! I wish it snowed in autumn!"

Zhu Qiu responded softly, took out the second-hand mobile phone from his trouser pocket with difficulty, and pressed the shutter the moment he put his arms around it.

In the snowflakes all over the sky, he and a slender figure from the back.

It was already three or four o'clock in the morning when Zhu Qiu returned to Yu Zhou's house after finishing work in the bar, and he was always very busy as the end of the year approached.

The night was so dark that the corridor could hardly be seen, but he could still clearly make out Yu Zhou's room.

If someone was present, they could clearly see the tall and straight young man in front of him walking through the door like a ghost, like a horror scene.

Zhu Qiu is a creature of the night, if he enters without being invited by his master, he will suffer backlash.

But when Yu Zhou invited him to his house for the New Year, this rule would no longer take effect.

He slowly floated to the bed, his gray eyes staring at the black-haired young man sleeping soundly on the bed.

The young man's soft and fluffy hair drooped between his eyebrows, his curly and thick eyelashes were dotted with silver light, and even his red lips were clearly visible under the moonlight.

Zhu Qiu rubbed his eyes and said a spell to the full moon outside the window.

After a long time, a smile suddenly appeared on Zhu Qiu's handsome face.

The first black magic spell used by a necromancer in the world turned out to be a lucky charm.

It's kind of funny.

He had just returned to his room when a stabbing pain suddenly burst into his head.

Candy tattoos on his ankles flickered on and off in the gloom.

"shit,"

Zhu Qiu cursed lowly, and tapped his ankle.

It is Ms. Mary of the Monster General Bureau, who has top-level authority over the things in the bureau.

A deliberately gentle voice came over bitterly, "The time has come when the organization needs you. The witch and the werewolf have teamed up, and there is some trouble for Shen."

……

Zhu Qiu glanced at the room next door and was a little speechless, Ma De, has the General Administration of Monsters already suffered from internal and external troubles like this?

Even he, a non-staff member, has to be called on, wages are not paid, and he has to work overtime.

Why do those who celebrate the Chinese New Year make it difficult to beat workers!

When Zhu Qiu left, he picked out a new suit and wrote a letter to Yu Zhouzhou. In the end, Ms. Mary urged him to finish writing the third piece of paper slowly.

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This year passed quickly, Zhu Qiu left without a sound, and the house was in a mess. After the New Year's greetings and dealing with a lot of relatives at home, his angry ears popped out three times.

The eighth day of school starts;

The night before the start of school, Yu Zhouzhou rubbed his fluffy fur tail, and finally put on a black nightgown in disgust.

He checked his suitcase again, Zhu Qiu didn't bring anything with him when he left that day, only his torn schoolbag and two or three brand new clothes bags were left, and the clothes inside were intact.

The fluffy tail raised its hem and dangled in the air, and the shapely thin white legs were looming in the air. Yu Zhouzhou helped Zhu Qiu tidy up by the way, and brought them back to him at school the next day.

Thinking of Shen Yanhua who still didn't have any news on WeChat, Yu Zhou turned around angrily, even the soft hair on his tail exploded fluffy and trembled in the air.

[Host, don’t worry, controlling your emotions is the most important thing to learn, and you must maintain a good demeanor when facing anything, this is the good virtue of our monsters]

……

Yu Zhouzhou rubbed his tail and snorted coldly, with a sharp look between his brows.

"Bah, you don't even look at what tasks you have given me." He didn't even have the nerve to say that some rogue system came to teach him demeanor. The education he received since he was a child was a kind and elegant gentleman.

The system touched its nose, and said righteously, [The mission target sees the host's heartbeat speed up, the last time the host put on a skirt, his heart rate was 25 beats per minute!so】

"So that's why you asked me to wear a skirt to record a video and send it to him? I don't agree, so shut up."

【He's free now anyway... he'll always take a look...】

Yu Zhouban lay on the sofa with his eyes closed, his black cross-necked nightgown slightly opened to reveal a small piece of his chest, his complexion was pale and greasy, and his voice was lazy and sloppy.

"If you don't shut up, I'll catch mice and feed you."

There is only half a year left in the third year of high school, and he is too lazy to respond to the system's various unreasonable demands.

but……

Yu Zhou put his hands on the leather sofa, the sleeves of his nightgown slid down to cover the snow white, and his slender and shapely fingers were exposed outside to prop them up.

Heart rate 25 beats/min?

His biology is pretty good.

The common sense is also very comprehensive. If there is no disease, he can't think of why the heart rate of normal people can only reach 25 beats per minute after the heartbeat speeds up...

Yu Zhou frowned slightly, and then calmly lowered his eyebrows.

He was basically sure now that Shen Yanhua was definitely not a human being. He must have been busy during this period of time. When the lingering night was extremely lingering, the faint smell of blood resurfaced in his mind.

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!