My roommate found out I'm a cat

"Meow - what is this? It smells so good! I'm going to drool! Give me a bite!"

"A wipe with a wet wipe, then a paper towel and you're good to go."

His elbow was poked, Shen Yanhua looked over slowly.

The little guy obediently handed over a box of wet wipes. His eyes were round and his mouth was pink. He somehow thought of the fragrant and fluffy balloon cat from last night.

The sharp teeth drawn out by the scent of blood had just been suppressed, and now they tended to pop out again.

That sweet fragrance didn't seem to disappear, but was hidden in every green vein, gurgling and flowing.

He obviously drank a bag of blood yesterday, but the hunger deep in his soul seemed to spread from his stomach, and gradually climbed up and spread to his throat, "My name is Yu Zhouzhou."

Even the voice has a milky taste, soft.

Shen Yanhua looked at the tissue in his hand, then at Yu Zhouzhou, took it with one hand, and secretly defined it - a human being who smells good but can't suck it.

"Shen Yanhua."

Yu Zhou sat on the bench and watched Shen Yanhua slowly take it out to wipe it, throw it away, take it out and wipe it before throwing it away.

Slow as a sloth.

Lao Yao has already started giving lectures, and this man hasn't finished wiping the stool yet.

Yu Zhouzhou turned around and sat on his stool, took out the math paper and error book from the desk pocket, put his elbows on the table and began to listen to the class seriously.

The time immersed in learning always passes quickly. When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Yu Zhouzhou was calculating the solution to the last big math problem, scratching his head and unable to solve it.

The refill still does not come out of water intermittently.

Yu Zhouzhou stretched out his hand and shook the pen, but he couldn't hold it tightly, and the pen flew out.

Lao Yao was still sitting on the podium, the class was in a mess, no one was looking at him.

Yu Zhou sat up hanging in the air and moved the stool back, and he got under the table, leaning on the legs of the table to search under the table.

I searched back and forth, but there was nothing. When I was about to stand up, I found that it fell between Shen Yanhua's feet.

Yu Zhou pursed his lips, squatted and moved a few steps to the right, turned his body sideways, and stretched his left hand far enough that he almost got between Shen Yanhua's legs.

Just as he was about to touch it, there was a faint sound from above.

"what are you doing?"

Yu Zhou raised his head and met Shen Yanhua's suspicious eyes, separated by his knee.

Embarrassed, confused, at a loss, he wanted to stand up nervously, but the arm holding the pen was suddenly caught in the crook of Shen Yanhua's leg. For some reason, his foot was also tripped by the leg of the stool. The little hands had no choice but to hold Shen Yanhua's thigh tightly.

From Shen Yanhua's point of view, in a blink of an eye, the human suddenly knelt down while hugging his thigh.

Instead of getting up immediately, he rubbed his pants before standing up.

Then his face flushed, his eyes erratically apologized, and his gaze slipped down. The red band-aid was still firmly stuck to his slender fingers, making his fingers even more white and slender.

Shen Yanhua's pupils darkened, and a dark green light flashed.

Unexpectedly, he didn't feel irritable, he nodded calmly, and continued to lie down and sleep over there.

Only Yu Zhou, who was embarrassed and about to smoke, was left.

The chubby guy in front turned his head to look at him, "What? It's a big gift to see the god of learning on the first day."

Yu Zhou rubbed his knees, grinned at Xiaopang, "Fuck you."

In summer, it is rainy and windy, and the weather that is always sunny can change at will. It was still cloudless just now, but now it is covered with dark clouds and overwhelmed with gloom.

The last class in the afternoon was Lao Yao's mathematics class, which talked about quadratic inequalities in one variable that he couldn't understand at all.

A mess of mathematical symbols danced in front of his eyes like a bee that had been stung.

Dazzling and a little fluttering.

Yu Zhouzhou sighed, and continued to seriously copy Lao Yao's flamboyant writing on the blackboard.

Before he knew it, the writing on the blackboard was replaced by a blackboard, and his eyes drifted to the layers of dark clouds outside the window at some point.

"-Drip- It is detected that the host task points can currently buy a powerful cat strip, do you need to exchange it?"

Yu Zhou woke up suddenly and realized that it was the Penglai fairyland boy who had been missing often.

Hearing that it can be exchanged for small dried fish, Yu Zhouzhou's eyes widened, as if he had returned to the first bite of cat strips he licked in his mouth a few days ago, which was said to be made of the meat of the ray.

A peerless delicacy that only appears in Shan Hai Jing, a flying fish.

One sentence hooked out Yu Zhou's gluttons.

"Exchange now!"

The corner of the system's mouth twitched, "Then what, don't you want to look at other products?"

Yu Zhouzhou shook his head, "I want to eat this first!"

In an instant, the cat strip wrapped in plastic paper appeared in his trouser pocket, and before Yu Zhouzhou had time to touch it, he heard the system indifferently issuing tasks again.

"Trigger the basic skill task: save Mimi from the tree (before 12:00 tonight). Reward a cat strip—"

Are all cats in the world named Mimi...

The sky gradually became gloomy, and Yu Zhouzhou specially brought an umbrella after his evening self-study, and trotted over in the direction the system pointed him with his small backpack on his back.After arriving at the place, he looked eagerly at the row of trees pointed out to him by the system. It was almost as high as a three-story building, three times higher than the crooked willow tree he usually climbed.

The sound of the wind was whistling in the air, as if it was heralding the coming downpour, and the shrill meowing kept pouring into my ears, probably it was a cat that climbed up and dared not come down.

Yu Zhou took a look, feeling a little apprehensive.

How can I save it? I don’t know if he has the strong one above when he turns into a cat. Will he come down when the time comes?

"The host can try climbing a tree in human form - it stands to reason that you can do it!"

The wind became louder and louder, and the meowing of the cat became more and more shrill.

Carefully discern, probably: Grass mud horse, quickly save me with a pen, my foot is stuck!

Yu Zhouzhou pursed his lips, stepped forward to hug the big tree vigorously, spread his legs around the thick roots, and rubbed upwards vigorously.

It was indeed a bit difficult at the beginning, but after feeling up, Yu Zhouzhou only felt as if he was walking on flat ground!

When Jiang Jun walked over carrying the ladder, he happened to see Yu Zhou Zhou climbing halfway up the tree like a hanged ghost, his white hem flickering in the wind, very dangerous.

The sharp female voice pierced through the universe, like the arrow of the strong, hitting the red heart.

Yu Zhou turned his head ferociously, glaring at the two people under the tree.

"Ah Yun! There is a ghost!"

The dark night was like the scene of a ghost movie, and the two people below hugged each other tightly like a man and a woman, and Yu Zhouzhou had a resentful face and tried his best not to let himself fall.

"It's a person, it's a person, I was almost scared to death by you. There is a cat on it, and I will save the cat."

The tall boy comforted the girl in his arms while holding the ladder, "Tiezhi, let me give you the ladder, you can climb up and rescue Mimi. Mimi is a free-range cat from the school. It has been trapped in the tree today." It was the previous day. We found out in the afternoon, and we borrowed the ladder after going to the staff for self-study in the evening.”

Yu Zhou Zhou's legs curled up on the tree tightened, and he was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, he climbed up and grabbed the fat orange hanging from the branch.

After handing Xiaomi to the person standing on the ladder, Yu Zhou jumped down from the tree with a backflip and landed firmly on his back foot.

"Brother, are you a hero from the forest? You have practiced your kung fu well."

When he got close, Jiang Jun discovered that this green forest hero has surprisingly exquisite facial features, red lips and white teeth, a pair of cat eyes shimmering under the street lamp, his skin is actually a little whiter than girls, with a cold jade tone, the dark night is indeed It's a bit unhuman, but like a seductive goblin.

"Which class are you in? We are in the science experiment class of the third year of high school. I am Jiang Jun, and she is Ruan Qingqing."

Yu Zhouzhou always felt that this name was very familiar, but for a while he couldn't remember where he had heard it.

Yu Zhouzhou didn't look over until the tall Jiang Jun called him a classmate several times.

The science experiment class of the third year of senior high school, so to speak, they should be in the same class.

While speaking, the raindrops fell down in big drops.

"It's raining! Let's hide in the laboratory building over there first."

The cat was also complaining crazily: Ah!I'm starving to death, I've been stuck in a tree for a day, I really want to eat meat!Delicious small dried fish!It's still raining!My nest is about to be showered, where to stay tonight!

Yu Zhouzhou wiped off the water that dripped on his face, picked up the bag and took out a transparent umbrella from it.

"It's okay, I have an umbrella."

Glancing at the female classmate who was holding the cat, he passed the umbrella over and raised his chin to signal her to pass the cat over.

"Go back to the dormitory with an umbrella. This is close to the men's dormitory. The two of us ran back. It's raining heavily. I'll take this cat back to the dormitory for a night."

Ruan gently took it over, a little embarrassed, "I'm so sorry, otherwise, let Jiang Jun send me back first, and then he will come back to pick you up. You two go back together with an umbrella, and you don't have to get caught in the rain. Otherwise, you will catch a cold easily."

Yu Zhouzhou nodded, took the cat, and watched the two of them slowly fade out of sight holding an umbrella.

I rubbed the cat's head with my hand, it feels really good, no wonder even Shen Yanhua, who is so cold and cold, can meow behind his back——

"How did you climb up there?"

"Meow - here's another bad word, keep asking! You don't understand!"

Yu Zhouzhou rubbed the mouth of the three-colored cat and started laughing, "You are so irritable!"

It was obvious that the cat suddenly got stuck and stared at him roundly, with a flash of panic in his pupils, "Meow-you, can you understand my language?"

Yu Zhouzhou smiled even more happily, suddenly felt very interesting, took out the rare cat strip from his pocket, and put it under Mimi's nose.

"are you hungry?"

"Meow - what is this? It smells so good! I'm going to drool! Give me a bite!"

"Then touch my stomach, okay?"

"Meow - let me eat first!"

When Shen Yanhua came out of the laboratory building under an umbrella, he happened to see Yu Zhouzhou crouching in the corner hugging a fat cat, the two of them meowed, you meowed, I meowed, as if they were talking.

He calmly cast his eyes away, sneered, how silly!