My roommate found out I'm a cat

What qualifications do you have to teach someone who can't even get full marks?

Xia Feng gently brushed the broken hair at the temples, and the red ears were faintly visible by the wind.

Yu Zhouzhou pretended to be calm and looked ahead, his fingers twisted together unconsciously, and his mind was in a trance.

The hoarse voice was a little arrogant, like a sudden cicada, which exploded in his ears, and disturbed his heart.

He doesn't know how to answer TAT!

Do you want to say that the base of his tail is itching so badly that only you are the antidote? !

Yu Zhouzhou bit his lower lip and made up nonsense, "Maybe I forgot while playing a game. I will be sure next time. I still can't write that physics problem."

And why does this person have the face to mention that physics problem!

He hasn't learned that math problem yet! ==

It's fine if you don't teach, but you still miss him...

"I haven't read a physics book since I got home. And you let me read the math problem I asked you last time." Yu Zhouzhou's tone was a bit resentful, "I read it four times, but I still can't write it. .”

Hearing a chuckle suddenly, Yu Zhouzhou looked over with a dark face.

Who is so immoral, eavesdropping on other people's speeches!

"Brother, you are here, my dad asked me to call you over."

With a familiar title, Yu Zhouzhou immediately realized who this person was.

Sure enough, the connotation of yin and yang strangeness came again.

A young man in a dark green suit smiled brilliantly, "Ask me directly next time, I have already learned everything in the third year of high school by myself. Although I can't get full marks, I can still teach you, so I don't need to trouble outsiders. "

Yu Zhouzhou frowned, trying to open his mouth to refute, but he couldn't find a reason, his almond eyes widened angrily, and his thick eyelashes fluttered.

"A person who can't even get full marks, what qualifications do you have to teach him?" Shen Yanhua glanced coldly at the little grasshopper jumping in front of him, with an arrogant tone.

Looking back at the people around him, Yu Zhouzhou's originally docile hair curled up at some point, Shen Yanhua casually stretched out his hand, wrapped his arms around his thin shoulders, inserted his slender fingers into the soft hair and rubbed it gently.

"We are friends, not outsiders."

The thin lips curved upwards, and it turned out that even the hair of this person was soft.

The act of intimacy made Yu Zhou stiff for a moment, his eyes lit up after hearing these words, as if he had found a sharp weapon that could attack the thick shield, he fought back aggressively.

"My friend is No. [-] in the city, the one who got full marks in both science and mathematics! Zhou Hexuan, you are not ashamed enough to compare him to him."

Zhou Hexuan smiled from ear to ear, with some disdain between his brows, "The people who got full marks in the exam taught you like this, brother. You haven't learned it after reading the book four times."

"How do you talk?" Yu Zhouzhou was very annoyed, not only because he was outcompeted by Zhou Hexuan, but also because he said this in front of Shen Yanhua, which did not give him any dignity.

Isn't that calling him stupid?

This isn't even sarcasm!

This stepping on a horse is a mockery.

"If you don't work hard on the basics, the ground will shake. This student, maybe the reason why you can't get a perfect score in the exam is because you look down on the knowledge in books." Shen Yanhua withdrew his hand from Yu Zhouzhou's shoulder, rubbed his fingertips lightly, with a deadpan expression on his face. Glancing at the human who wasted his time, he felt a little impatient.

"Also, please don't stand in the middle of the road and get in the way. Learning to think about others is a real member of the Communist Youth League."

"Oh, yes, you are a member of the regiment, right?"

After speaking, he took Yu Zhou's hand and walked forward.

Between swords and swords, the two of them had fought back and forth for several rounds in front of him. When Yu Zhou passed by Zhou Hexuan, he couldn't help making a face at him.

Slightly slightly——

The depression accumulated for several days was emptied at once.

Don't get close to Zhou Hexuan, it will bring misfortune.smile jpg;

"Mom, I also read it for my grandparents. It's so uncomfortable to stay here. It's better to go back to the house in City A."

"I met a super student in my new school, and I can still study with him when I go to city A, just hire a part-time worker to clean up."

"Okay, goodbye mom and dad."

Yu Zhou glanced at the transfer message on his mobile phone. It was tens of millions... 50. His broken hair was hanging limply between his eyebrows. He looked a little lonely. With a rippling.

He stretched out his hand and dusted off the newly bought cotton nightgown, pinched the wagging little tail with his fingertips, his almond eyes bulged slightly, a little unbelievable.

Why doesn't this thing grow on the tip of his buttocks listen to him?

The warm tail tip scratched his palm, as if teasing.

"You must not move!"

With her tightly pursed red lips slightly parted, Yu Zhouzhou scolded in a low voice.

The tip of the fluffy tail turned around again and ran out from his clasped palm.

Why is the tail getting longer and disobedient?

Yu Zhouzhou reached out and grabbed his tail to play.

At the end of the banquet yesterday, Shen Yanhua said that he would help him with his homework.

ok, homework is not important!

The important thing is that his tail is saved!

He wants to go back to City A to hold the patron's thigh, otherwise what will happen if there are sixteen days left in the summer vacation, his ass will hurt to death! TAT;

If the mountain doesn't come, it's up to him, he can go to City A to find the mountain!

The next day, Yu Zhouzhou slept until ten o'clock, and was awakened in a daze by a call from Gu Chunfu, saying that he was called to go archery in the afternoon.He hung up the phone carelessly, Yu Zhou rubbed his face, and sat up slowly, feeling the chill in his lower abdomen, only to find that the nightgown had been rolled up to his waist, if he slept on his stomach, the torn hole on his underwear would The holes are directly exposed/naked.

Thinking of that kid Zhou Hexuan often entering his room without knocking, Yu Zhou's palms were sweating, he wanted to escape!

After changing his clothes, he packed up his things for City A, and then brought his Kodak Duck and Little Brown Bear.

When they arrived at the archery place, Yu Zhouzhou changed into his archery clothes and went in with Gu Chunfu and the others. They were also frequent visitors here. In the past, when the pressure was high, they would come here for fencing, archery or horse racing.

release stress.

After several days of practice, Yu Zhou shot a few random arrows and felt his arms were a little sore, so he found a seat and sat lazily by the side chatting with Shen Yanhua.

Record: What are you doing?

Zhou Zhou loves Xiaoyu: archery.Won two ten rings!

Zhou Zhou loves Xiaoyu: Mimi is proud, praise me jpg;

Shen Yanhua bit the blood bag and swallowed a mouthful. There was a disgusting smell of blood in his throat. He looked down at the WeChat screen, threw the blood bag aside, and tapped back a message with his fingertips.

Yu Zhou leaned on the reclining chair, ate a piece of matcha-flavored snowflake crisps, and looked at Shen Yanhua's compliment with some complacency.

He shot eight arrows in total!

Over there, Gu Chunfu hung up the bow, and saw the lazy guy with puffed cheeks walking towards this side.

"Zhou Zai, let's go to Absolute Zero tonight, it seems like a new bartender has arrived." Gu Chunfu took off his gloves and knocked him on the head, leaning over to probe, "Who are you chatting with, so obsessed, go to the new school to talk about girlfriends gone?"

Yu Zhou turned off his phone, pulled Gu Chunfu's hand away, and complained, "My hair is all messed up, so I'm not a girlfriend. If I were a girlfriend, I'd still come to shoot arrows with you guys? Chatting with a college bully."

"Oh, you're doing well. Are you going to drink with my brother that night?"

Yu Zhouzhou hesitated for a moment when he thought of his little tail that popped out regularly and his big ears that made sneak attacks from time to time.

But thinking that he would leave tomorrow, it would be too disrespectful not to get together with them, so the little head nodded.

"of course."

The bar was smoky, and the smell of cigarettes was mixed with various perfumes. It didn't smell bad, but it didn't smell good either. It was a bit noisy when there were many people at [-] o'clock in the evening.

The six of them sat in the big booth inside, ordered some draft beer and sparkling champagne, and started playing dice.

Yu Zhouzhou frowned and sniffed, his round eyes were covered with a layer of mist, a little smoky.

He sat on the booth and ordered a cup of Long Island iced tea, with a thin Marlboro peppermint popped between his slender fingers, he did not light it.

Before he had taken a few sips, the familiar mechanical sound suddenly rang in his ears.

"-Drip-Trigger Temporary Task-Please host to send Shen Yanhua a WeChat message within 1 minute: Brother, can you have a glass of wine with me? Task reward: Painless tail tonight, a can of herring-Task points: 50. "

The author says:

Xiao Shen sneered: My wife actually drinks with other doggy men behind my back!