don't stick with me

Chapter 7 You Practice Bladder

Wen Kuo was really dumbfounded, he was so forgetful that he didn't think about it at all.

It was only later that he realized that what he was carrying after school at night was indeed Jiang Peizhi's schoolbag, so Jiang Peizhi could only carry his.

Wen Kuo's mind raced, and then he asked dryly, "Do you do your homework at night?"

Jiang Peizhi: "?"

Wen Kuo: "..."

Jiang Peizhi: "Isn't the paper with you?"

Wen Kuo said "oh" slowly, glanced at the schoolbag, quickly moved it away, and asked tentatively, "Then you didn't take your homework?"

"I didn't take it."

"Why didn't you take your schoolbag?" Young Master Wen asked persistently.

Jiang Peizhi paused, showing his standard mourning expression.

"smoothly."

"Is that so..." Wen Kuo said.

It sounds nonsense, but Wen Kuo can barely believe it. On the one hand, it is really difficult for the two of them to control the muscle memory of each other's bodies after the soul exchange, and Wen Kuo himself feels it. For many years, knowing that he will be differentiated into an Omega, he must be severely insulted?

He stared at Jiang Peizhi for a while.

Hmm... very calm, not guilty, not a big problem.

"Don't take this as an example. I took the schoolbag away, and don't touch my things without my permission in the future." After the young master Wen was relieved, his IQ and acting skills also improved.

Jiang Peizhi followed him with his eyes, and when he saw him passing by, he stopped and took a few steps back.

There was a bit of caution hidden in the tone that was hard to find: "You really didn't open my schoolbag, did you?"

Jiang Peizhi looked at him: "What's in your schoolbag?"

Wen Kuo smirked: "None of your business." He left after speaking, looking very scumbag, and "smoothly" closed the door after he went out.

Jiang Peizhi was silent for a moment in the room, and pulled the corner of his mouth indistinctly, then walked to the desk, and took out the English competition questions that had been put in the drawer just now.

As soon as he ticked off a few sentences, the phone in his pocket vibrated.

He took it out, it was Wen Kuo's cell phone.

In fact, he didn't want to spy on things that Wen Kuo didn't want to tell others, but this young master usually likes to be fussy, but he has a very low awareness of the privacy of the mobile phone, and half of the content can be seen without unlocking the text messages that are lit on the off screen.

The letter was from "Doctor Bald".

Jiang Peizhi: "..."

Sometimes this young master really deserves a beating.

The "bald doctor" listed many precautions, including but not limited to "early to bed and early to rise", "bath frequently", "pay attention to ventilation", and "avoid spicy food". According to such a worrying method, the baldness seems to be normal.

Jiang Peizhi scanned it again, staying for a while longer on the words "wash frequently", then turned off the phone and put it back in his pocket.

In the short term, this exhortation is more difficult to achieve.

Jiang Peizhi is very easy to get into the mood when doing things, especially when it comes to studying, he can get rid of all distracting thoughts as soon as he picks up a pen, but today's state is really a bit strange. I split a short essay three times in a row, and every time I reacted, my thoughts froze. ran to a strange place.

He was too lazy to do any more useless work, so he threw the book into an inconspicuous corner of the drawer, got up and went to the bathroom to wash up.

The toiletries on the table were very simple, not like this bratty young master's style, but he understood when he washed his face.

Young Master Wen's stinky fart also has capital, after all, there may not be another person who is more "naturally beautiful" than him in Quanyi Middle School.

Jiang Peizhi looked at the person in the mirror. His skin was very white, with almost no pores visible. The end of his eyes were curled up even without smiling, like a cat. His eyelashes were very long. When he washed his face just now, his fingers were brushed several times, and it was a little itchy. .

The corners of the mouth are sharp and clear, and the curvature of the smile is very beautiful, like a small hook.

Maybe it was too "hooked", Jiang Peizhi couldn't help but reached out and touched it, and it was released immediately.

If the young master of Jingui caught him, he would probably have a good meal. Jiang Peizhi suddenly felt a little funny when he thought of something.

After he went out of the bathroom, he went to the bedside to charge both mobile phones. He paused as his hand brushed over the glass of water connected to the bedside table. After thinking for a long time, he finally didn't touch it.

After turning off the light, I fell on the bed so directly, maybe I was too tired, the old splitting thoughts just now returned to their place, and I fell asleep as soon as I said sleep.

But I didn't expect that Young Master Wen really seemed to have a bad kidney, and Jiang Peizhi was woken up abruptly in the middle of the night.

There was also a lingering sweltering heat in the air. He frowned and turned down the air conditioner several degrees, then raised his feet and walked towards the bathroom. Halfway there, he stopped suddenly, turned around and walked outside, and finally walked After taking two steps, he stopped. In the middle of the night, he looked like a ghost, quite crazy.

Jiang Peizhi himself felt it too, but he wasn't the most crazy, only more crazy. He would go out and knock on the door next door and say he wanted to go to the toilet. Anyway, it was a stupid behavior that normal people couldn't do.

When Master Wen got up and got angry, he would probably have to blah blah until morning.

Jiang Peizhi stood still for a while, but in the end he didn't get over the frenzied clamor of his body, so he went over and opened the door with a click.

Pull away and look up.

Then I had a face-to-face meeting with the young master Wen who had a bad kidney, but the other party didn't want to knock on the door, it seemed that he wanted to sneak directly to the bathroom on the other side of the corridor.

Jiang Peizhi: "?"

Wen Kuo pre-empted the attack, and he didn't seem to have the slightest guilty conscience: "Why don't you sleep in the middle of the night?"

Jiang Peizhi closed the door and came out: "Solve the physiological needs."

Wen Kuo thought about it, and immediately sprayed: "Fart you, stop being a hooligan."

Jiang Peizhi raised his eyebrows and looked around: "What are you doing?"

Wen Kuo: "..."

He took two steps back, and said to Jiang Peizhi, "I'm hungry, why don't I find something to eat?"

Jiang Peizhi didn't give him any face: "Go to the bathroom to find something to eat?"

Wen Kuo was caught off guard and choked up: "..."

"I'm going to the toilet, you come to me?" Jiang Peizhi said.

Wen Kuo has lived for so many years. Since he was a child, his imagination has been very rich and abnormal. He has always thought of a big earthquake, volcanic eruption, zombies besieging the city, and alien invasion, but he never imagined that one day he would stand at the door with Jiang Peizhi in the middle of the night and discuss who should go to the bathroom. Come on about it.

day.

If Jiang Pei knew that the God of Plague was born with a lack of facial nerves and was used to being cold, Wen Kuo felt that he could be split in two on the spot.

He dryly replied, "I'll come."

Jiang Peizhi was about to go to the bathroom on the opposite side of the corridor, but was stopped by Wen Kuo: "I'll recognize the toilet and go back to the bedroom."

Jiang Peizhi: "..."

This is the first time he has heard of someone recognizing a toilet when he grows up.

Jiang Peizhi entered the bathroom of the bedroom for the third time, and the two looked at each other strangely, then he turned his head away first, and closed his eyes consciously.

The first time is raw, the second time is familiar, although awkward, but barely smooth.

However, when it was Wen Kuo's turn, the matter changed again. We all know what Master Wen does, and the double standard is also No.1. He has always been unreasonable in doing things. This will suffocate the neck and refuse to touch it.

Even if he jumped from the second floor of his villa, Jiang Peizhi would not let him go to the toilet.

Jiang Peizhi glanced at the time: "Self-study is [-]:[-], now it's [-]:[-]."

Wen Kuo: "Can you die if you don't talk too much out of breath?"

"I want to sleep."

Wen Kuo: "..."

It was really his own home, Wen Kuo murmured in his heart, with a calm face: "Then you go to sleep, I will go to sleep too."

Jiang Peizhi glanced at him: "By the way, practice bladder?"

In fact, what he wants to ask is that you really don't need me?But Wen Kuo seemed to be very anxious to go to sleep, so he left without talking nonsense.

Before going out, leave a sentence: "I just suddenly don't want to go to the toilet, don't think too much, go to bed quickly, don't toss my body,"

The door slammed shut.

Wen Kuo wanted to beat himself to death.

He covered his face with his hands and rubbed it hard, almost looking up to the sky and sighing.

No face, he will never have face again in this life, there is no difference between having face and not having face.

With a donkey face, he walked into the bathroom across the corridor with his slippers on.

Hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron, carbon nitrogen oxygen fluorine neon.

Young Master Wen was just a coquettish, pure-hearted group. After this trip, he didn't sleep well all night. In just three hours, his mood was like riding a roller coaster all over the place, and he always hallucinated the sound of water coming from the bathroom next door.

Finally fell asleep and started dreaming again.

First, he dreamed that he could not find the exam room on the day of the exam. It was a familiar teaching building, but in the dream it was like a maze. Individuals, one is him, and the other is Jiang Peizhi.

Jiang Peizhi stood on the podium with a very indifferent expression. The PPT behind him lit up, and a few large characters appeared on the electronic screen like water waves: "Physical Hygiene Class" / Speaker: Jiang Peizhi.

Wen Kuo sat at the bottom in a daze, Jiang Peizhi's voice was low and indifferent, telling him the things you need to know during the Omega differentiation period.

"First, the Omega differentiation must be told to your partner as soon as possible...

Many things in the dream lack logic, but they are always subconsciously self-consistent, so Wen Kuo has no doubts about this nonsense "things to know". He is panicked and just remembers to cover up his secret.

However, the "Teacher Jiang" on the podium seems to be able to understand his thoughts.

Wen Kuo's face became hotter and hotter, and finally split directly in the classroom.

He clutched his glands, saw the people on the podium approaching him step by step, and said in a low voice——

Wen Kuo sat up suddenly, the sky outside the window was dim, and he touched the back of his neck in cold sweat, but there was nothing.

"Damn..." He muttered, then heaved a sigh of relief and fell back on the bed.

What a dream.

No. 06 middle school morning self-study is 30:[-], but students are required to come to school for morning reading at [-] o'clock, and the half hour between Monday to Friday is divided equally by teachers of each subject. That is to say, but because of the particularity of English and Chinese subjects , basically the teachers are divided into these two subjects.

The two teachers thought it was troublesome, so they both joined with their own morning self-study, so that there was an extended version of self-study that made the students drunk.

Today is Friday, and the English teacher will step on the clock and enter the classroom to arrest people. Wen Kuo has been arrested several times by her, and the experience is miserable. Looking back, Young Master Wen really can't afford to lose that person. I got up and packed up like a dog chasing after me, planning to go to the next door to call someone.

As soon as he went out, he found that the other party had already had breakfast downstairs. He went downstairs with two schoolbags on his shoulders and saw Jiang Pei Zhizheng finishing his last sip of milk.

Wen Kuo: "?"

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