don't stick with me
Chapter 5 Stress Syndrome
Wen Kuo and Uncle Jiang's son have known each other for about ten years, but they can count the time they spend peacefully together on their fingers.
From the first grade of elementary school to the second grade of high school, what Wen Kuo heard most about Jiang Peizhi was: "Kuo Kuo, look at your brother Jiang who won No.1 again, learn more with him."
Wen Kuo hated it deeply, and the key point was that he could not pass the exam. Even if a school was compared in elementary school and junior high school, he could still battle in high school separated by a street that was 8000 meters away. He once wondered if there was something unspeakable about their names. The attractiveness makes people want to compare with each other when they see it, he doesn't understand.
What made it even more difficult for Wen Kuo to understand was that Jiang Pei knew that his grades were so good, yet he had to rely on the environment of the branch school, which forced him to suffer the ridicule of "backstabbing his grades" every time.
"The No.1 of the main school got backstabbed by the number one of the branch school again."
"How much was the stab this time?"
"Wow, isn't that embarrassing."
If things go on like this, the face-saving Young Master Wen lost his face, and he also became stressed——when he saw Jiang Peizhi, he would suffer from stress response syndrome.
The key point is that Uncle Jiang's son is a shameless bking, he doesn't have the slightest bit of AC in his heart, and he has to prod him a few words from time to time, Wen Kuo didn't do anything directly, he was well-bred.
Right.
However, Young Master Wen is always caught in the gap between reality and Jiang Peizhi. Jiang Peizhi owed Brother Gu for returning the phone to him, and it's still like now.
Wen Kuo was very tormented, watching the time pass by, he couldn't help asking: "Do you know what my aunt's name is?"
"Will your aunt ask her own nephew what is her name? Or will your mother ask her own son if he knows what her aunt's name is?"
Wen Kuo: "..."
Look, this kind of person should be cremated.
"Do you want me to recite all the names of your family members?"
Wen Kuo was furious: "No need!"
It seems that you can be it!
Jiang Peizhi's body leaning against the wall sat upright again, and his eyes fell back to the competition questions on the table. After scanning a few lines, a sentence floated out:
"Anyway, I spent a few years at your house, and the basic situation is still manageable. What you should worry about is how you will deal with your mother and your aunt."
Wen Kuo didn't quite understand the meaning of these words, so he knocked on the table twice.
"Thank you, don't worry about it."
Very proud to say.
After self-study in the evening, before Wen Kuo could react, Jiang Peizhi stood up with his schoolbag in his hand, and left him a sentence after going out from behind: "Bring your English paper."
Wen Kuo: "?"
I'm your follower, right? !
"Can you die just waiting for me?" Wen Kuo kicked the stool angrily, then grabbed his schoolbag and chased him out.
Only the people who packed up the classroom were left with big eyes and small eyes.
Someone poked Zhu Xuejin: "They won't be dating again, will they?"
Zhu Xuejin: "???"
How does he know?
—
Wen Kuo didn't admit that he was shorter than Jiang Peizhi before, it was just five centimeters, and he stacked two height-enhancing insoles.
But just now, he discovered that the gap of five centimeters...is really not an ordinary gap.
After he got off the grade building, he glanced at the opposite laboratory building. Behind the small attic protruding from the right side of the building was a tree with a crooked neck. With one foot, after so many years, it can only go out sideways, not upright, with Wen Kuo's previous height of 183, he just couldn't see his beauty.
But today Wen Kuo not only saw it, but also knew that there was a bird's nest on the neck of the tree.
What's more, as long as he wants to, he can catch up with the "self" in front of him in a few steps.
Wen Kuo: "..."
Ha ha.
Five centimeters, the long legs are on, right?
He took great strides to keep up with Jiang Peizhi, but he was not in a good mood, and this bad mood reached its peak when he saw his dear aunt Lin Susu standing in front of the Porsche at the school gate .
Lin Susu is 28 years old this year, a fashionable and glamorous Omega, with big waves, cool and majestic, attracting a lot of attention from here and there, standing next to him is his rumored little uncle, who is tall, long-legged, and quite handsome.
As soon as his aunt saw the two of them, she flew over directly and gave "Wen Kuo" in front of her a warm bear hug.
"Hey, let my aunt take a look at my cute baby. It's been a long time since I saw her and she's grown taller again. Do you miss my aunt?"
Jiang Peizhi: "Think about it."
Wen Kuo: "..."
Lin Susu got a "satisfied" reply without emotion, tilted her head, and turned her eyes to him.
"Hey Baby."
Wen Kuo: "???"
what do you call him !
Although he knew that Ms. Lin Susu couldn't walk when she saw a handsome guy, but she couldn't be so unrestrained, right? His name was Jiang Peizhi, and he was called a baby? ! !
Lin Susu dropped "Wen Kuo" in front of her, and flew in front of "Jiang Peizhi", stretching out her arms to pull him to the side.
The voice was sneaky: "I said baby, why did you come out with my little nephew today? Are you two finally reunited? Do you think my little nephew is very cute and you like him?"
Wen Kuo: "?"
He is full of question marks and unbelievable now, he knows why Jiang Peizhi said before that what he should worry about is how he will deal with his aunt and his mother.
Co-author Lin Susu told Jiang Peizhi this in private, right?
"Auntie, you misunderstood..."
"What did I misunderstand?" Lin Susu had tears in his eyes.
Wen Kuo choked, but the person in front of him was not his aunt...
"No, we have a good relationship now, Wen Kuo is considerate and kind, and we are still at the same table now."
Lin Susu: "Then you still call him Wen Kuo."
"?"
"Call him Kuo Kuo."
Wen Kuo wants to run now.
"Susu, it's getting late, let's stop standing here, hurry up and take the two children there, sister and brother-in-law are still waiting."
Lin Susu nodded, pulled him forward a few steps, and patted Jiang Peizhi's shoulder in front of him: "Baby, I heard that you got the second place in the city's exam..."
The little uncle smiled and shook his head, grabbed Lin Susu, and pampered her on the head:
"Hurry up and get in the car, the two children are so frightened, how can one of them talk about their grades when they come up."
Lin Susu acted coquettishly, the little uncle pulled her, looked back at the two of them and said with a smile:
"Xiao Kuo, Pei Zhi, get in the car, don't pay attention to what your aunt said, she's just like this."
Wen Kuo nodded, especially agreeing.
At the same time, the image of this rumored little uncle instantly grew.
Wen Kuo and Jiang Peizhi sat in the back seat, one on the left and one on the right, there was room in the middle for two Lin Susu.
The aunt was very dissatisfied, and turned her head: "You two are sitting together, afraid that the car will roll over or something?"
Wen Kuo: "..."
Jiang Peizhi: "..."
Finally, under Lin Susu's death threat, Wen Kuo reluctantly moved over, Jiang Peizhi glanced at his heavy and reluctant buttocks, and looked away.
I also like to care about.
Young Master Wen condescended to get closer by three centimeters, and now he was feeling weak, so he took out his phone to divert his attention.
He had just swiped for three seconds when he heard the person next to him say:
"Don't you need to tell your family?"
Wen Kuo: "?"
He didn't react for a while, thinking what are you farting, then he heard his aunt turn her head and respond:
"That's right baby, didn't you tell your family when you went out for dinner with Kuo Kuo today? It's past nine o'clock now, and it's 10:30 and [-] o'clock conservatively after eating. If it's too late, don't go back at all. Come and Kuo Kuo Squeeze, ah, tell the family."
Wen Kuo: "...Oh."
Lin Susu fell back and chatted happily with her boyfriend, while Jiang Peizhi stretched out her hand towards him, and bent her fingertips twice.
The meaning is obvious: bring me my phone.
Wen Kuo took it out of his pocket slowly and threw it to him.
From the corner of the eye, he saw that the other party opened WeChat with ease, but he didn't read it again as soon as the interface came out. Although he was quite curious, he didn't have the hobby of prying into other people's privacy.
Wen Kuo lowered his head and opened No. [-] Middle School's forum, intending to browse casually to pass the time.
As soon as I entered, I was confused by all kinds of hot-eyed headlines with [Double A Hegemony].
Wen Kuo was speechless, who came up with this thing, is it low or vulgar?And he and Jiang Peizhi are fighting for the hegemony?Except that his grades are a little lower than Jiang Peizhi, what else is worse than him?
So he reported Kuajiang Peizhi's theme buildings one by one, the reason was false information.
Young Master Wen froze for a while with his fingers hanging, a WeChat message suddenly popped up on the top of the phone, someone added him as a friend.
他点进去一看,昵称叫AONE,头像是一片高糊像素块,看不出来是什么,但怪欠揍的,可能是因为那个昵称有了加持效果。
Wen Kuo sneered from the bottom of his heart, returning AONE, A and 1?Where did Gou Dan add him as a friend with such a nickname?
Although I knew in my heart that the addition of an A might be purely to get myself to the front row in the other party's WeChat list, but Master Wen just didn't like it, so he didn't agree, and went to change his nickname first.
AFIRST.
Much more pleasing to the eye.
Jiang Peizhi just watched helplessly as the nickname of the friend he added changed in place. After two seconds, the friend application was approved.
AONE:
?
AFIRST:
???
AONE:
Can you do less mentally retarded things?
AFIRST:
You are mentally handicapped, are you sick?Send me a WeChat message at a distance of two centimeters, where did you get your WeChat account?
AONE:
Ask someone else for it.
The other side didn't make a sound for a while, and the [the other party is inputting] at the top disappeared and appeared for a while, which is enough to see how tangled the wording of this sentence is, and Jiang Peizhi waited for a while, but finally did not wait for the input in the words.
AONE:
Don't worry about it, get out of the car and talk to you.
Wen Kuo: "..."
This short chat was not without words.
—
Jinhai Garden is located in Huaishi New District, which is the most prosperous and youngest area nearby. It is close to the sea and brightly lit day and night. It is said that his excellent returnee uncle works here.
Wen Kuo got out of the car, and Jiang Peizhi waited for his aunt and uncle to park at the entrance of the hotel. At this moment, the phone buzzed twice, and then a familiar ringtone rang, it was his mother calling.
It should be that he called to remind him when he was in a hurry, but Wen Kuo answered it without thinking, but the person next to him grabbed his wrist.
"What about sleepwalking?"
Wen Kuo was stunned for a moment, then the phone was taken away, and a voice came from next to his ear:
"Temporarily confiscated, in case some people can't remember their current identity."
"?"
Jiang Peizhi raised his eyebrows: "Any opinion?"
Wen Kuo was surprised, why didn't he just let him have a meal with his family, why did he look like a perverted follower?
"What's your attitude? Don't think that you are right because you say a few more words. Let me tell you, we are two grasshoppers on the same rope. I beg you today, maybe tomorrow it will be your turn to beg me. Are you a little enlightened?"
Jiang Peizhi looked at him like a fool.
"First, I took your mobile phone because your little uncle will definitely come to add WeChat for dinner today. Second, I don't know if I will beg you tomorrow, but I know you are begging me today, so you have a little awareness, okay?"
That won't work, Young Master Wen has never realized it.
He sneered: "Ha ha."
Lin Susu had already come over with her boyfriend on her arm, Jiang Peizhi lowered her voice and whispered in his ear:
"Don't forget, you still owe me two sentences."
Now this distance is just enough for Wen Kuo to hit him.
The author has something to say:
Wen Zai: People all over the world called Jiang Pei Zhi Bao are my enemies.
Today, I also grab the children to eat QQ candy~ There are peach flavors, pineapple flavors, strawberry flavors, and lychee flavors~ Pick whichever you like, I will round it up qvq
From the first grade of elementary school to the second grade of high school, what Wen Kuo heard most about Jiang Peizhi was: "Kuo Kuo, look at your brother Jiang who won No.1 again, learn more with him."
Wen Kuo hated it deeply, and the key point was that he could not pass the exam. Even if a school was compared in elementary school and junior high school, he could still battle in high school separated by a street that was 8000 meters away. He once wondered if there was something unspeakable about their names. The attractiveness makes people want to compare with each other when they see it, he doesn't understand.
What made it even more difficult for Wen Kuo to understand was that Jiang Pei knew that his grades were so good, yet he had to rely on the environment of the branch school, which forced him to suffer the ridicule of "backstabbing his grades" every time.
"The No.1 of the main school got backstabbed by the number one of the branch school again."
"How much was the stab this time?"
"Wow, isn't that embarrassing."
If things go on like this, the face-saving Young Master Wen lost his face, and he also became stressed——when he saw Jiang Peizhi, he would suffer from stress response syndrome.
The key point is that Uncle Jiang's son is a shameless bking, he doesn't have the slightest bit of AC in his heart, and he has to prod him a few words from time to time, Wen Kuo didn't do anything directly, he was well-bred.
Right.
However, Young Master Wen is always caught in the gap between reality and Jiang Peizhi. Jiang Peizhi owed Brother Gu for returning the phone to him, and it's still like now.
Wen Kuo was very tormented, watching the time pass by, he couldn't help asking: "Do you know what my aunt's name is?"
"Will your aunt ask her own nephew what is her name? Or will your mother ask her own son if he knows what her aunt's name is?"
Wen Kuo: "..."
Look, this kind of person should be cremated.
"Do you want me to recite all the names of your family members?"
Wen Kuo was furious: "No need!"
It seems that you can be it!
Jiang Peizhi's body leaning against the wall sat upright again, and his eyes fell back to the competition questions on the table. After scanning a few lines, a sentence floated out:
"Anyway, I spent a few years at your house, and the basic situation is still manageable. What you should worry about is how you will deal with your mother and your aunt."
Wen Kuo didn't quite understand the meaning of these words, so he knocked on the table twice.
"Thank you, don't worry about it."
Very proud to say.
After self-study in the evening, before Wen Kuo could react, Jiang Peizhi stood up with his schoolbag in his hand, and left him a sentence after going out from behind: "Bring your English paper."
Wen Kuo: "?"
I'm your follower, right? !
"Can you die just waiting for me?" Wen Kuo kicked the stool angrily, then grabbed his schoolbag and chased him out.
Only the people who packed up the classroom were left with big eyes and small eyes.
Someone poked Zhu Xuejin: "They won't be dating again, will they?"
Zhu Xuejin: "???"
How does he know?
—
Wen Kuo didn't admit that he was shorter than Jiang Peizhi before, it was just five centimeters, and he stacked two height-enhancing insoles.
But just now, he discovered that the gap of five centimeters...is really not an ordinary gap.
After he got off the grade building, he glanced at the opposite laboratory building. Behind the small attic protruding from the right side of the building was a tree with a crooked neck. With one foot, after so many years, it can only go out sideways, not upright, with Wen Kuo's previous height of 183, he just couldn't see his beauty.
But today Wen Kuo not only saw it, but also knew that there was a bird's nest on the neck of the tree.
What's more, as long as he wants to, he can catch up with the "self" in front of him in a few steps.
Wen Kuo: "..."
Ha ha.
Five centimeters, the long legs are on, right?
He took great strides to keep up with Jiang Peizhi, but he was not in a good mood, and this bad mood reached its peak when he saw his dear aunt Lin Susu standing in front of the Porsche at the school gate .
Lin Susu is 28 years old this year, a fashionable and glamorous Omega, with big waves, cool and majestic, attracting a lot of attention from here and there, standing next to him is his rumored little uncle, who is tall, long-legged, and quite handsome.
As soon as his aunt saw the two of them, she flew over directly and gave "Wen Kuo" in front of her a warm bear hug.
"Hey, let my aunt take a look at my cute baby. It's been a long time since I saw her and she's grown taller again. Do you miss my aunt?"
Jiang Peizhi: "Think about it."
Wen Kuo: "..."
Lin Susu got a "satisfied" reply without emotion, tilted her head, and turned her eyes to him.
"Hey Baby."
Wen Kuo: "???"
what do you call him !
Although he knew that Ms. Lin Susu couldn't walk when she saw a handsome guy, but she couldn't be so unrestrained, right? His name was Jiang Peizhi, and he was called a baby? ! !
Lin Susu dropped "Wen Kuo" in front of her, and flew in front of "Jiang Peizhi", stretching out her arms to pull him to the side.
The voice was sneaky: "I said baby, why did you come out with my little nephew today? Are you two finally reunited? Do you think my little nephew is very cute and you like him?"
Wen Kuo: "?"
He is full of question marks and unbelievable now, he knows why Jiang Peizhi said before that what he should worry about is how he will deal with his aunt and his mother.
Co-author Lin Susu told Jiang Peizhi this in private, right?
"Auntie, you misunderstood..."
"What did I misunderstand?" Lin Susu had tears in his eyes.
Wen Kuo choked, but the person in front of him was not his aunt...
"No, we have a good relationship now, Wen Kuo is considerate and kind, and we are still at the same table now."
Lin Susu: "Then you still call him Wen Kuo."
"?"
"Call him Kuo Kuo."
Wen Kuo wants to run now.
"Susu, it's getting late, let's stop standing here, hurry up and take the two children there, sister and brother-in-law are still waiting."
Lin Susu nodded, pulled him forward a few steps, and patted Jiang Peizhi's shoulder in front of him: "Baby, I heard that you got the second place in the city's exam..."
The little uncle smiled and shook his head, grabbed Lin Susu, and pampered her on the head:
"Hurry up and get in the car, the two children are so frightened, how can one of them talk about their grades when they come up."
Lin Susu acted coquettishly, the little uncle pulled her, looked back at the two of them and said with a smile:
"Xiao Kuo, Pei Zhi, get in the car, don't pay attention to what your aunt said, she's just like this."
Wen Kuo nodded, especially agreeing.
At the same time, the image of this rumored little uncle instantly grew.
Wen Kuo and Jiang Peizhi sat in the back seat, one on the left and one on the right, there was room in the middle for two Lin Susu.
The aunt was very dissatisfied, and turned her head: "You two are sitting together, afraid that the car will roll over or something?"
Wen Kuo: "..."
Jiang Peizhi: "..."
Finally, under Lin Susu's death threat, Wen Kuo reluctantly moved over, Jiang Peizhi glanced at his heavy and reluctant buttocks, and looked away.
I also like to care about.
Young Master Wen condescended to get closer by three centimeters, and now he was feeling weak, so he took out his phone to divert his attention.
He had just swiped for three seconds when he heard the person next to him say:
"Don't you need to tell your family?"
Wen Kuo: "?"
He didn't react for a while, thinking what are you farting, then he heard his aunt turn her head and respond:
"That's right baby, didn't you tell your family when you went out for dinner with Kuo Kuo today? It's past nine o'clock now, and it's 10:30 and [-] o'clock conservatively after eating. If it's too late, don't go back at all. Come and Kuo Kuo Squeeze, ah, tell the family."
Wen Kuo: "...Oh."
Lin Susu fell back and chatted happily with her boyfriend, while Jiang Peizhi stretched out her hand towards him, and bent her fingertips twice.
The meaning is obvious: bring me my phone.
Wen Kuo took it out of his pocket slowly and threw it to him.
From the corner of the eye, he saw that the other party opened WeChat with ease, but he didn't read it again as soon as the interface came out. Although he was quite curious, he didn't have the hobby of prying into other people's privacy.
Wen Kuo lowered his head and opened No. [-] Middle School's forum, intending to browse casually to pass the time.
As soon as I entered, I was confused by all kinds of hot-eyed headlines with [Double A Hegemony].
Wen Kuo was speechless, who came up with this thing, is it low or vulgar?And he and Jiang Peizhi are fighting for the hegemony?Except that his grades are a little lower than Jiang Peizhi, what else is worse than him?
So he reported Kuajiang Peizhi's theme buildings one by one, the reason was false information.
Young Master Wen froze for a while with his fingers hanging, a WeChat message suddenly popped up on the top of the phone, someone added him as a friend.
他点进去一看,昵称叫AONE,头像是一片高糊像素块,看不出来是什么,但怪欠揍的,可能是因为那个昵称有了加持效果。
Wen Kuo sneered from the bottom of his heart, returning AONE, A and 1?Where did Gou Dan add him as a friend with such a nickname?
Although I knew in my heart that the addition of an A might be purely to get myself to the front row in the other party's WeChat list, but Master Wen just didn't like it, so he didn't agree, and went to change his nickname first.
AFIRST.
Much more pleasing to the eye.
Jiang Peizhi just watched helplessly as the nickname of the friend he added changed in place. After two seconds, the friend application was approved.
AONE:
?
AFIRST:
???
AONE:
Can you do less mentally retarded things?
AFIRST:
You are mentally handicapped, are you sick?Send me a WeChat message at a distance of two centimeters, where did you get your WeChat account?
AONE:
Ask someone else for it.
The other side didn't make a sound for a while, and the [the other party is inputting] at the top disappeared and appeared for a while, which is enough to see how tangled the wording of this sentence is, and Jiang Peizhi waited for a while, but finally did not wait for the input in the words.
AONE:
Don't worry about it, get out of the car and talk to you.
Wen Kuo: "..."
This short chat was not without words.
—
Jinhai Garden is located in Huaishi New District, which is the most prosperous and youngest area nearby. It is close to the sea and brightly lit day and night. It is said that his excellent returnee uncle works here.
Wen Kuo got out of the car, and Jiang Peizhi waited for his aunt and uncle to park at the entrance of the hotel. At this moment, the phone buzzed twice, and then a familiar ringtone rang, it was his mother calling.
It should be that he called to remind him when he was in a hurry, but Wen Kuo answered it without thinking, but the person next to him grabbed his wrist.
"What about sleepwalking?"
Wen Kuo was stunned for a moment, then the phone was taken away, and a voice came from next to his ear:
"Temporarily confiscated, in case some people can't remember their current identity."
"?"
Jiang Peizhi raised his eyebrows: "Any opinion?"
Wen Kuo was surprised, why didn't he just let him have a meal with his family, why did he look like a perverted follower?
"What's your attitude? Don't think that you are right because you say a few more words. Let me tell you, we are two grasshoppers on the same rope. I beg you today, maybe tomorrow it will be your turn to beg me. Are you a little enlightened?"
Jiang Peizhi looked at him like a fool.
"First, I took your mobile phone because your little uncle will definitely come to add WeChat for dinner today. Second, I don't know if I will beg you tomorrow, but I know you are begging me today, so you have a little awareness, okay?"
That won't work, Young Master Wen has never realized it.
He sneered: "Ha ha."
Lin Susu had already come over with her boyfriend on her arm, Jiang Peizhi lowered her voice and whispered in his ear:
"Don't forget, you still owe me two sentences."
Now this distance is just enough for Wen Kuo to hit him.
The author has something to say:
Wen Zai: People all over the world called Jiang Pei Zhi Bao are my enemies.
Today, I also grab the children to eat QQ candy~ There are peach flavors, pineapple flavors, strawberry flavors, and lychee flavors~ Pick whichever you like, I will round it up qvq
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