Don't break it, I'm bent

On autumn nights in Cheung Chau, you can occasionally hear cicadas chirping. Ling Xiaohua climbs on the bamboo frame, and the chrysanthemum pink flowers are still dazzling at night.

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, the uncle who sells fried noodles next door is ready to close for a rest.

There are not many tables left in Yizhen BBQ Restaurant.

Jiang Yun's table was almost drunk, two of them got down on the ground, and one vomited and came back half drunk and half awake.

Jiang Yun finished the last bottle of wine, took her wallet and got up to pay the bill.At this time, Jiang Yun's cell phone rang, and Xie Ran, who was lying on the table, squinted his eyes and saw that the note on the caller ID was Huo Xian, so he decisively helped Jiang Yun press the button to refuse to answer.

You know, you can't answer calls from strangers at night.

After paying the bill, Jiang Yun returned to his seat, patted the half-drunk Chen Zhao, "Let's go."

Chen Zhao propped his head up, eyes full of sleepiness, "Huh? Are you leaving?"

It can be seen that he has woken up a lot.

On the other hand, the two people who can drink the most at the beginning, one is known as "great drinker", and the other is known as "not drunk after a thousand cups", now they are lying on the table together, already unconscious.

Jiang Yun supported Xie Ran to get up, and said to Chen Zhao, who was not very conscious: "Azhao, help Hu Che, let's go."

Chen Zhao patted his drowsy head, bent down, and raised his hand to help Hu Che. After two attempts, he finally helped Hu Che up, "You'll have to die hard." Chen Zhao whispered.

The dormitory of Zhouda has no access control time, but Zhouda strictly investigates the incidents of alcoholism among students, so after thinking twice, Jiang Yun still plans to take the three drunks to open two rooms in a nearby hotel.There are two alleys to go from Yizhen BBQ to the nearby hotel, and there are no lights.

Jiang Yun supported Xie Ran and walked in front, while Chen Zhao and the others walked unsteadily behind, Jiang Yun was afraid that the two of them would fall together.

Because he supported Xie Ran and had to watch Chen Zhao and the others, he walked unhappily.

In fact, there is another important reason - Xie Ran is really heavy.

The current Xie Ran is no longer the delicate little boy who was lying on Jiang Yun's back.

Nearly 1.9 meters tall, he leaned on Jiang Yun's body. Even though Jiang Yun was only half a head shorter than Xie Ran, it was somewhat strenuous to lift him up.

Xie seemed to be aware of this, and moved his head gently on Jiang Yun's shoulder, trying not to put force on Jiang Yun's body.However, due to the movement of Xie's head, his fine hair swept across Jiang Yun's neck.

Jiang Yun stood up, and then helped Xie Ran to smooth his hair. There was no other reason, he was afraid that he could not bear it and took advantage of others.

"Brother, give me a hug, okay?" Xie Ran pretended to be hungover and murmured in a low voice.

Jiang Yun's hand holding his shoulder tightened, "Okay." He knew that this was Xie Ran's dream, and Xie Ran couldn't hear it, so he said this sentence for himself.

Xie Ran was waiting for Jiang Yun's next move, but Jiang Yun didn't make a move for a long time. A few gangsters in leopard print T-shirts and tight jeans blocked their way.

The gangster who took the lead was dyed with granny gray, and his clothes were the same as the others.With a cigarette in his mouth, he pointed at Jiang Yun with a baseball bat in his hand, "Hey, don't you know if you don't walk in the middle of the night?"

Jiang Yun: "..."

Where did this little bastard come from?

Seeing that Jiang Yun didn't speak, the gangster's boss got angry and cursed: "Are you fucking dumb?"

As soon as these words came out, Xie Ran, who was pretending to be drunk, already clenched his fists.

Jiang Yun frowned, "What do you want to say?"

Jiang Yun is usually peaceful to everyone, but if he was really just like that, he would have been bullied long ago.

"Pay the protection fee!" The little gangster, the grandmother who still didn't realize the danger, continued to say arrogantly.

"Brother Zhang, look." The little follower closest to Grandma Huizui handed the phone in front of him and said.

Grandma's gray gangster is Brother Zhang.

Brother Zhang glanced at the photo on the phone, and then at Chen Zhao standing behind Jiang Yun, "Oh, you make it easy for me to find you, kid?"

As he said that, he stepped forward vigorously and went straight to Chen Zhao, but when he passed by Jiang Yun, Jiang Yun raised his hand to stop him.

Brother Zhang glared at Jiang Yun, "What are you doing? It's none of your business, don't mess with me!"

This little bastard named Brother Zhang is very familiar with the neighborhood, he can come here no matter how he is pulled, no matter how he is, most people dare not provoke him, but what he met today was Jiang Yun and the others.

Jiang Yun raised his hand and grabbed Brother Zhang's arm, quickly and relentlessly, and before Brother Zhang could react, the baseball bat fell to the ground with a bang, and his arm was dislocated.

"Ah!" With Brother Zhang's scream, his little follower realized that their boss had been beaten, but no one dared to step forward to seek justice for their boss.

Brother Zhang is the most powerful fighter here. If Brother Zhang can't win, it can only mean that he has hit a hard bone. If he doesn't run away, he will be beaten up collectively?

So, the one who was still fanning the flames by Brother Zhang just now stood up first, "Brother Zhang, I suddenly remembered that my mother asked me to wash the dishes. I haven't done it yet, so I'll go back first."

Brother Zhang held his dislocated hand without saying a word.

Then, the remaining punks also left one by one.

Do you think Brother Zhang doesn't want to talk?Brother Zhang was in so much pain that he couldn't speak.

Brother Zhang barely straightened up, and stared at Jiang Yun desperately, "You! There is something wrong with you!" After speaking, Brother Zhang took two steps back, he was afraid that Jiang Yun would dislocate his other hand again What he didn't expect was that Jiang Yun had plenty of ways to punish him.

I saw Jiang Yun stepped on one foot, and the baseball bat on the ground stood up.Jiang Yun herself has long hands and legs, so picking up a baseball bat is no problem at all.

Unexpectedly, Brother Zhang was taught to be a man again by Jiang Yun with a baseball bat.

Jiang Yun hit Brother Zhang on the head with a baseball bat, "Tell me, why are you stuck here? Why are you looking for my roommate?"

Brother Zhang curled his lips and said unconvinced: "I am happy to find him. I not only want to find him, but also beat him."

"Ok?"

Jiang Yun's extremely magnetic ending sound made Xie Ran, who continued to pretend to be drunk, a little distracted, and put his hand on Jiang Yun's waist unconsciously.

But Brother Zhang almost knelt when he heard the voice. The other party was too violent, so he had to give in for the time being.

"He picked on my girlfriend, so of course I want to beat him up." Brother Zhang is cowardly, but he has to be strong, and he can't lose in matters of face.

"Oh." Jiang Yun couldn't control it anymore.

Brother Zhang poured out all his inner grievances as if he had found a trash can, "I didn't say anything when he was green, but he even scolded my wife. I was usually reluctant to scold her, but he actually scolded her?"

"That was my first love. I was afraid it would break if I held it in my hand, and it would melt if I held it in my mouth. In the end, that fierce man raped her and bullied her. I didn't know about it until she came to me and cried. How can I bear this tone." Brother Zhang said more and more, his voice was full of emotion and he secretly wanted to beat Chen Zhao.

Jiang Yun threw away the baseball bat and was about to walk forward with Xie Ran in his arms. He didn't have time to pay attention to this "fashionable" junior high school boy in front of him.

"Hey, don't go, I haven't finished talking yet!" Brother Zhang hurriedly followed Jiang Yun's footsteps.

The boy in the second year of junior high school is entangled with Jiang Yun, and the previous cowardice has been swept away.

Jiang Yun didn't intend to pay attention to him, but when she realized that the two people behind were not keeping up, she gritted her teeth and said to Brother Zhang, a second-year middle school boy, "Go and help the two people behind."

Brother Zhang almost exploded, "What did you say? You asked me to help that scumbag? Did you make a mistake?"

"Do you have an opinion?" Jiang Yun made a gesture to pick up the baseball bat again.

"Okay, you're amazing. My lord, I don't remember the faults of villains, and I don't care about you." Brother Zhang held his hand, "Did you make a mistake, how can I help my hand when it's like this?"

Jiang Yun raised his hand and pressed Brother Zhang's shoulder with his slender fingers, but found that it took two hands to dismantle it and put it back together, so he said, "Here, press it."

Brother Zhang did so, and with a "click", he felt that his hand was healed, and he moved flexibly, um...it's really all right.

"Hey, how did you do it?" Brother Zhang moved closer to Jiang Yun, as if he regarded Jiang Yun as a role model to learn from, "It's amazing, can you teach me?"

Jiang Yun didn't even lift her eyelids, and continued to walk forward.

In order to study, Brother Zhang quickly picked up the baseball bat, ran to the back, and helped the two people who were about to fall.

With Brother Zhang's help, they walked much faster.

Brother Zhang dragged two oil bottles to catch up with Jiang Yun. He asked Jiang Yun excitedly: "Hey, buddy, teach me the two tricks just now."

"Please." Brother Zhang said more and more excitedly, "If I have learned it, there is your way on the road."

The atmosphere of the second class is still the same.

"Shut up." Jiang Yun saw Xie Ran frowned slightly, thinking that Brother Zhang was too loud and disturbed him.

For a moment, Brother Zhang didn't dare to speak anymore, for no other reason - he was afraid, he didn't want to dislocate his left hand again.It hurts so much!

Jiang Yun raised his hand and gently smoothed Xie Ran's frown, then asked in a low voice, "Are you a student nearby?"

Brother Zhang looked surprised, and lowered his voice, "Brother, how did you know?" He could see that this elder brother seemed to care about the brother leaning on his shoulder, and it was because of him that he shut up.

"Guess." When Jiang Yun faced outsiders, he seldom talked, and his words were always concise and to the point.

Brother Zhang admired the capable elder brother even more from the bottom of his heart, "Brother, you are really good. I, Zhang Deer, have made up your friend."

Jiang Yun: "..."

Can this person's silly aura be changed?

"Brother, if you come to this area in the future, if anyone troubles you, please report my name. No one dares to do anything to you. Our Debang is quite famous here." If it weren't for the support of the two As a dick, Zhang De'er can't wait to rush up and ask for advice from this capable elder brother.

What a brother!

Jiang Yun: "..."

If he had known that this middle school boy talked so much, he would rather not let him help.He just wants to go now.

After spending 10 minutes chattering with the two-year-old boy, Jiang Yun and the others finally arrived at the nearest hotel.

Jiang Yun went to the front desk, took out her ID card from her wallet, and opened the room, "A standard room with two double beds."

The lady who was on the night shift at the front desk, who was originally listless, suddenly woke up after seeing the speaker's face, and took the ID card in Jiang Yun's hand with a smile on her face, "Okay."

The lady at the front desk quickly entered the vacancy query on the computer with her fingers, and said, "Hello, sir. We only have one standard room with a double bed and one room with a double bed left. Do you think it's okay?"

Jiang Yun nodded, "Okay, just a standard room, a big bed room."

"Okay." The lady at the front desk checked in very efficiently, "Sir, please watch the camera."

"Sir, the process is successful. Please keep your ID card." The lady at the front desk handed the ID card and room card to Jiang Yun.

Jiang Yun didn't look carefully, and casually gave Zhang De'er a piece of paper, "Please send them to 6541."

Zhang De'er took the card, and said stupidly: "What's the trouble, there's no trouble between brothers."

Jiang Yun: "..."

Regret again.

After entering the elevator, Jiang Yun glanced at the room card 8543, and then pressed the eighth floor.

The elevator stopped on the sixth floor. After Zhang De'er took Chen Zhao and the others off the elevator, Jiang Yun's ears were finally clean. He rubbed his ears with his free hands.

"Ding—" They also reached the eighth floor.

Jiang Yun helped Xie Ran to the door of 8543. When he opened the door with his room card, he was stunned to see a big heart-shaped bed.

This...is a big bed room?

The author says:

Xiaoyu: You scheming boy

Xie Ran: What do you know?This is how you chase your wife. ?