Quarantined with loved ones

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1.

"Youyou, I gnawed a plate of strawberries for you and put them on the tea table. Don't forget to eat after you take a shower."

2.

"Youyou, what kind of pants do you wear at home? I have prepared seven T-shirts for you. Come and see what color you like?"

3.

"Youyou, how many times have you told me to wash the dishes and mop the floor? You can't do housework when you're pregnant. In case the child—"

"Xie Yu!"

Chi You was standing in the middle of the living room, holding a sponge mop in his hand and staring at me with wide eyes, as if he had the idea of ​​killing relatives righteously.

"Oh, don't get angry, look at you, you hurt your tire again."

"Xie Yu, if you continue to go crazy, I will sleep with you in a separate room."

Chi You couldn't bear it anymore, and finally announced what he thought was the most severe punishment.

Very good, who doesn't know that sleeping in separate rooms is the only way for couples to have conflicts. It seems that Chiyou has fully entered the role now.

"Isn't it because you didn't pay much attention to me yesterday." I slapped me on my face, "How can I get your attention if I'm not crazy."

"Did I ignore you when you were talking normally?"

I don't know what I remembered, Chiyou obviously choked on herself, and when she spoke again, her ears were red.

"How many times do I have to tell you, Xie Yu, I can't give birth to a child for you."

4.

"How do you know if you don't try more?" I said with a stiff neck.

5.

Back to the original starting point.

6.

In the next second, I was greeted with a 28-minute unilateral cold war between Chiyou and me.

This time Strawberry Pointy didn't wear pants to give birth to a baby, and it didn't work. Chiyou completely regarded me as air, and almost shoveled me when mopping the floor.

I got used to being shameless, so I hid Chi You's slippers on the top of the refrigerator, and finally waited for him to be very reluctant to sue for peace.

7.

"Xie Yu, I feel now that it's not that you have a problem with your brain, but that I have a problem with my brain."

After putting on his shoes, Chi You stared blankly on the sofa, as if he had doubts about himself.

"Neither of us is fine." I chattered around him like brainwashing: "As long as science and technology continue to develop, one day we will have a child of our own."

Chi You no longer has the temper to bother me, he is now only puzzled: "Is that why you want a child?"

"It's not bad." I chuckled twice: "I mainly want to get you pregnant."

8.

Chiyou stared blankly at me for a few seconds, and finally responded peacefully: "Okay."

Fine? !

I immediately hummed and wagged my tail.

"Then when can we have a big fight?"

I didn't shy away from it, and the devil's claws gradually approached the drawstring between Chiyou's waist and abdomen.

"I mean, take your time."

Chi You's soft and jade hands touched my face lightly.

9.

I really can't blame my lust, after all, the time has come to No. 12 days, and the activities I can think of to relieve boredom are almost nothing left.

The only thing is to taste the forbidden fruit for the first time, and there are endless mysteries for the two of us to explore.

It's a pity that the application was rejected, but as I expected, I kept comforting myself, probably because I was too good at it, so Chi You said no.

10.

After dinner, Chi You hugged the computer and leaned coquettishly against the head of the bed.

I couldn't be separated from him for a second, even if I had nothing to do, I would lie on my side next to him and start a game to stimulate the battlefield.

"No need to wear headphones."

Although Chiyou's eyes were fixed on the screen, his peripheral vision seemed to be on me.

"I change the format of the paper without using my brain."

The corners of my mouth seemed to be involved in his soft words, and as soon as he finished speaking, I couldn't help but want to show my teeth.

No, the recent fool content is too high.

Obviously my heart is already bursting with sweetness, but I don't want to appear too in love, so I let out an unexpected and calm voice.

Chi You lowered his eyes, and his gaze quickly passed over my face.

But he didn't say anything, leaving me with a series of long breaths and tiny mouse clicks.

11.

Even if Chiyou expressly allows me to release it publicly, I can't harass others without any scruples.

I turned the volume to the minimum, not only to carry out my fake deepness to the end, but also to provide Chiyou with white noise suitable for study and work.

It's a pity that I was too indulging in the warm prelude of the beautiful wife's hot kang head, and my mind was not on the game, so I clicked the double row with a trembling hand.

"Is it convenient for voice?"

I was still staring at the screen, but a sudden male voice came from the phone.

As expected, Chiyou glanced lightly again.

I lip-synced to him that I made a mistake, and instinctively prepared to back out.

Chiyou gently tugged my arm.

He silently said "This is not good", Liu Mei frowned slightly, and shook his head.

"Is there anyone please?"

The small white horn was turned on again, and I looked at Chiyou tentatively again, and cleared my throat unnaturally.

The other party mistakenly took my accidentally leaked information as an answer, and continued to ask: "Jump R City?"

Chi You answered for me, and quietly leaned into my ear: "You play with yourself."

12.

Chiyou has never been very interested in my game record, but today there is a subtle abnormality.

The fluffy head that pops up frequently, the grape eyes that flicker from time to time, and the rosy lips that only pout slightly when I am fascinated by it, make me want to kill all directions while I am distracted.

13.

"Get in the car, run away with drugs."

"Wait, I'll help you."

"Come here, lick the bag."

Under the watchful eyes of Chiyou, I can kill, milk, gou, and rush, a decathlon hexagonal fighter, lead my teammates to lie down and win all the way, and easily eat chicken.

14.

"That, that...can you take me another round?"

Just now, it was mainly because I gave the command, and my teammates didn't say much in the game. Now the receiver seems to have just been repaired, but the male voice on the opposite side suddenly became very timid.

"Yes, you can form me."

I looked at Chiyou excitedly, it was time to show my true skills.

Chi You also seemed to be completely attracted by the gunfight in my hands. He closed his laptop, put his hands on his knees, and stared at the phone screen intently.

So I repeated the valiant and heroic posture just now. This time, in order to look handsome, I deliberately added a few unnecessary extreme operations.

The teammate's exclamation came just right, and Chiyou said in a soft voice, "You are very good at playing games."

16.

"Okay."

I pretended to be humble on one end, and pressed fire on the other end at the same time, and a head was just shot in the front.

Chiyou watched peacefully, watching my thirty kills round after round, watching the good fortune on the screen again and again.

Suddenly for a moment he staggered his eyes, turned his gaze to his toes thoughtfully, and then yawned dully.

"I'll quit after this game is over." I said to my teammates and Chiyou at the same time: "It's getting late, it's time to rest."

"Good."

The other side agreed quickly.

But when I replenished the medicine for him and knocked down the last group of enemies,

A sentence that had nothing to do with the game came to Chiyou and I's ears without warning.

"Handsome, do you have a date?"

17.

"If not, can you add a WeChat?"

18.

There was a bang in my head, and I was dumbfounded.

Then the first reaction was to hold Chiyou's hand.

Damn, I'm playing handsome for my boyfriend, how can the charm I release hurt the innocent?

Wait a minute, Chiyou should know, I'm trying to make him look handsome, right?

I waited at a loss, but Chiyou didn't shake me back.

19.

Damn, there's a big misunderstanding now.

20.

Cooperating with me just now is stronger, Chi You thought I was hooking up with someone else?

And he successfully hooked up this passer-by?

My idiot brain couldn't bear such a counterproductive result for a while, but when my role was swapped and Bu Chiyou was taken away by someone else and I watched it blankly, I immediately had an epiphany.

Well, Xie Yu, you are an out-and-out idiot.

21.

It may be because I have poked too many holes, and my ability to make up for the mistakes is also first-class.

"Sorry, I can't add it."

I first rejected the other party in a deep voice.

"I'm married." I looked at Chiyou meaningfully.

"I have a wife."

"Oh, no, I'm sorry." The other person was quite polite: "Looking at your profile picture, I thought you were gay."

My avatar is gay?

I haven't changed my avatar since I graduated from university. In fact, it's just a very ordinary full-body photo that isn't outstanding. With a photo of this level, how could it be possible to tell that I'm gay?

In other words, this person in front of him has been watching for more than a hundred days, so why doesn't he make any noise and nothing happens?

"Handsome, make a suggestion."

Probably in order to repay my kindness to him, the teammate kindly reminded him before going offline.

"If you're not gay, try not to wear white socks raised so high."

22.

Oh, the White Sox.

I closed my eyes in despair.

23.

"What does he mean?"

After the voice hung up, Chi You didn't bother to argue with me, and his attention was all attracted by the last sentence left by the other party.

"I suddenly remembered that you changed eight pairs of white socks at once a few days ago." Chi You compared an exaggerated number in front of my eyes: "What did you mean at that time?"

"What kind of code is this?" He was puzzled: "Wearing white socks is gay? I remember that day I seemed to have just come out with you, so you are telling me in disguise that you are also gay?"

I have nothing to say right now, because the correct answer has already been finished by the child opposite.

24.

"Haha."

I laughed embarrassingly and then dryly, and could only honestly say: "It's kind of interesting."

"What kind of industry slang is this?" Chi You said in shock, "I don't know at all."

"If you don't know, then you don't know." I hugged him into my arms and patted him on the back like coaxing a child: "It's fine if you know now."

Chi You lay obediently on my shoulder for a while, then realized it later and said "no".

"So you have been gay for a long time, at least before you took this photo, you knew you liked boys."

"Ah." I opened my mouth, "You're right."

"Then you..." Chi You seemed to want to ask something else, but in the end he couldn't summon up the courage, bit his lower lip, and swallowed it back.

25.

"Then can you take me with you when you play games next time?"

He turned around, looked at me with lingering eyes and said.

26.

"Jealous?"

I hugged him tightly and kissed his ear gently.

"Why are you so obedient, baby, you won't even quarrel with me when you're jealous."

This baby has been called a thousand times in the bottom of my heart, and now I call it again, of course it is very smooth.

But I overlooked that this was actually the first time Chi You heard it. I saw him grabbing my neckline in astonishment and surprise, and when he let go, his arms were already wrapped around my neck, and he snorted twice like a small animal. Voice.

"I was showing you my skills." I seized the opportunity and made persistent efforts to attack people's hearts: "I also play games with you, and I am willing to accompany you to study if you want me to."

Chiyou remained silent, but his body temperature secretly rose by one degree in my arms.

I touched his warm and soft body, like an egg tart just out of the oven.

"You really think I'm flirting with others?" Just as I was talking, I took the opportunity to rub his ass a few times.

"..." Chiyou knew that he was wrong, so he could only accept his fate that I ate all the tofu, but he felt that he was wrong, so he muttered stiffly after being touched: "I guess you don't have the guts."