Reborn Enemy Husband
Chapter 81 Whimsical
"It's not bad to be a little monk if you feel bald."
Tang Yu saw that the little husband's black hair was not what he said, so he joked.
When Lu Zhuxi heard it, he imagined his bald head, like a boiled egg that had been peeled off its shell. He felt awkward no matter what, and shook his head with a bit of aversion.
"Have you ever seen a monk who got married and had a baby in his belly." Lu Zhuxi rolled his eyes and was speechless at his words.
"Well, isn't it just a little monk who has returned to vulgarity?" Tang Yu stroked his chin and replied as if there was something serious.
"..." Poisonous, isn't this guy?Unexpectedly, with such a big brain hole, is he still vulgar?
"Oh, you want the little monk, I think Mr. Qi will be very happy."
Lu Zhuxi suddenly brought Qi Can out, and said angrily.
According to that little beauty Qi's obsession with Tang Yu, if Tang Yu asked him to become a monk, he probably wouldn't hesitate, and would go straight to shaving and become a monk.
"That's really a pity, I only want this one around me now."
Tang Yu didn't panic when Xiaofulang turned over old accounts, and answered his words calmly, not giving Xiaofulang a chance to make mistakes.
"..." Pooh, he won't become a monk, just dream about him.
Lu Zhuxi cast a glance at him, and wrote the word "no way" brightly, then got up and stretched, beat his aching back with his hand, and walked to the inner room.
After sitting for a whole morning, this waist is really unbearable, Lu Zhuxi walked while beating his waist, and at the same time complained about his body in his heart.
During this pregnancy, all kinds of problems appeared in his body, making him look like a weak woman, which was simply annoying.
Before going inside, Lu Zhuxiliu paused, turned around and told Tang Yu who was still sitting there drinking tea leisurely, "Oh, by the way, remember to make up the words, I'll go to sleep, and I'll sleep later You have to check when you wake up."
"..."
Tang Yu nodded amusedly, and in front of him, took out a paper bag from his arms, opened it and put one on the plate.
Saying that one is just one, after Tang Yu finished putting it away, he rewrapped the paper bag and stuffed it back into his arms.
Lu Zhuxi: ...
Lu Zhuxi stared at Tang Yu's arms from a distance. He suspected that Tang Yu had a treasure bag, otherwise, why would he often see him take out various things from his arms, and it would not be noticeable.
Lu Zhuxi withdrew his feet to the inner room, turned around, walked up to Tang Yu, and started directly.
He fumbled around Tang Yu's upper body with his hands, but after groping all over, he didn't find the kiss, even the paper bag that Huamei had just wrapped was gone, which was so strange.
"Say, where did you hide your stuff?"
Lu Zhuxi felt it again in disbelief, but still found nothing. He put on a haughty face and pretended to be angry
Tang Yu, on the other hand, was agitated by his actions, and his blood boiled a little. He watched Lu Zhuxi's eyes gradually darken, but he couldn't make any practical moves.
"Things? Are you talking about this?" Tang Yu took a breath, then turned his hands over, holding the small cloth bag just now, and appeared in Lu Zhuxi's eyes.
"???" Lu Zhuxi blinked, didn't he put it in his arms just now?Why did it run to your hand?
Lu Zhuxi couldn't help but think of all kinds of cheating novels he had read in modern times. Among them, the novels that set off a flow of space were followed by almost all major websites.
Could it be that Tang Yu really had a golden finger with space or something like he thought?
"Hey, do you have that space or something?" Lu Zhuxi leaned forward slightly and asked in a low voice and mysteriously, as if Tang Yu really had a space as he said.
"Space? What is that?" Tang Yu was stunned. He was a little confused by the strange question that Xiao Fulang suddenly asked. What is space?
"That's just the kind that can store things, only you can take it out and put it in, the kind that others can't see, and it's very convenient."
Lu Zhuxi roughly described it, and looked at Tang Yu with bright eyes, waiting to get the answer he wanted from him.
"..." After Tang Yu finished listening, he straightened his face, and then reached out to touch Lu Zhuxi's forehead to check if his head was hot, so he started talking nonsense.
How could such a thing exist in this world, how did the little husband think about it?Or, did such a thing exist in the world before him?
(Note: Under Tang Yu's means, all the details of a certain person have been revealed.)
"What are you doing?" Lu Zhuxi slapped his hands off and urged him, "Is there any?"
"How could such a thing exist in this world, I think too much."
Tang Yu nodded his forehead amusedly, shook his head and denied.
"Then where did you put your things?" Lu Zhuxi continued to ask a little unwillingly, "And you took them out and put them back casually. I just touched and found nothing."
"So you just touched me because of this?" Tang Yu pronounced the word "touch" a little harder.
"Yeah." Lu Zhuxi nodded very vigorously, but when he touched him, why was it a little strange.
Tang Yu didn't expect that the little husband was curious about this, so he shook his head amusedly and then hooked his fingers at him. After he came close, he stretched out his wide sleeves to let him have a closer look.
"..."
Lu Zhuxi looked at the wide sleeves, there is some space inside, and it is not too much of a hindrance to put some small things, and the cuffs are out, and they are sewn up with needles and threads to prevent things from falling out when the hands are dropped.
That's why Tang Yu took out the paper bag and put it back later, which is convenient to say.
So the space in his imagination does not exist, it is because he has read too many novels, he is a little whimsical, and actually imagines that the things in the novel will appear in reality.
After learning the truth, Lu Zhuxi was immediately discouraged, and his face was even burning with panic.He raised his eyes to look at Tang Yu, and saw that his eyes were full of smiles, and felt that he was really embarrassed at the moment, and felt a little ashamed.
Feeling ashamed, Lu Zhuxi stretched out his hands to cover his face, walked and trotted to leave.
Tang Yu was frightened by his actions and immediately followed behind, stepped forward to pull him back, and looked at him with disapproval.
"I don't even look at your current status, why are you still so reckless."
"..." As soon as Tang Yu reminded, Lu Zhuxi realized that he was not suitable for running this kind of movement now. His stomach was not like before, and it couldn't stand his tossing.
"You can only walk but not run. Be careful in everything." Tang Yu was also reluctant to speak harshly to him, so he had to be patient and said to him in a gentle voice.
"Understood." Lu Zhuxi answered honestly, listening to Tang Yu's words, and walked into the inner room.
Tang Yu saw that the little husband's black hair was not what he said, so he joked.
When Lu Zhuxi heard it, he imagined his bald head, like a boiled egg that had been peeled off its shell. He felt awkward no matter what, and shook his head with a bit of aversion.
"Have you ever seen a monk who got married and had a baby in his belly." Lu Zhuxi rolled his eyes and was speechless at his words.
"Well, isn't it just a little monk who has returned to vulgarity?" Tang Yu stroked his chin and replied as if there was something serious.
"..." Poisonous, isn't this guy?Unexpectedly, with such a big brain hole, is he still vulgar?
"Oh, you want the little monk, I think Mr. Qi will be very happy."
Lu Zhuxi suddenly brought Qi Can out, and said angrily.
According to that little beauty Qi's obsession with Tang Yu, if Tang Yu asked him to become a monk, he probably wouldn't hesitate, and would go straight to shaving and become a monk.
"That's really a pity, I only want this one around me now."
Tang Yu didn't panic when Xiaofulang turned over old accounts, and answered his words calmly, not giving Xiaofulang a chance to make mistakes.
"..." Pooh, he won't become a monk, just dream about him.
Lu Zhuxi cast a glance at him, and wrote the word "no way" brightly, then got up and stretched, beat his aching back with his hand, and walked to the inner room.
After sitting for a whole morning, this waist is really unbearable, Lu Zhuxi walked while beating his waist, and at the same time complained about his body in his heart.
During this pregnancy, all kinds of problems appeared in his body, making him look like a weak woman, which was simply annoying.
Before going inside, Lu Zhuxiliu paused, turned around and told Tang Yu who was still sitting there drinking tea leisurely, "Oh, by the way, remember to make up the words, I'll go to sleep, and I'll sleep later You have to check when you wake up."
"..."
Tang Yu nodded amusedly, and in front of him, took out a paper bag from his arms, opened it and put one on the plate.
Saying that one is just one, after Tang Yu finished putting it away, he rewrapped the paper bag and stuffed it back into his arms.
Lu Zhuxi: ...
Lu Zhuxi stared at Tang Yu's arms from a distance. He suspected that Tang Yu had a treasure bag, otherwise, why would he often see him take out various things from his arms, and it would not be noticeable.
Lu Zhuxi withdrew his feet to the inner room, turned around, walked up to Tang Yu, and started directly.
He fumbled around Tang Yu's upper body with his hands, but after groping all over, he didn't find the kiss, even the paper bag that Huamei had just wrapped was gone, which was so strange.
"Say, where did you hide your stuff?"
Lu Zhuxi felt it again in disbelief, but still found nothing. He put on a haughty face and pretended to be angry
Tang Yu, on the other hand, was agitated by his actions, and his blood boiled a little. He watched Lu Zhuxi's eyes gradually darken, but he couldn't make any practical moves.
"Things? Are you talking about this?" Tang Yu took a breath, then turned his hands over, holding the small cloth bag just now, and appeared in Lu Zhuxi's eyes.
"???" Lu Zhuxi blinked, didn't he put it in his arms just now?Why did it run to your hand?
Lu Zhuxi couldn't help but think of all kinds of cheating novels he had read in modern times. Among them, the novels that set off a flow of space were followed by almost all major websites.
Could it be that Tang Yu really had a golden finger with space or something like he thought?
"Hey, do you have that space or something?" Lu Zhuxi leaned forward slightly and asked in a low voice and mysteriously, as if Tang Yu really had a space as he said.
"Space? What is that?" Tang Yu was stunned. He was a little confused by the strange question that Xiao Fulang suddenly asked. What is space?
"That's just the kind that can store things, only you can take it out and put it in, the kind that others can't see, and it's very convenient."
Lu Zhuxi roughly described it, and looked at Tang Yu with bright eyes, waiting to get the answer he wanted from him.
"..." After Tang Yu finished listening, he straightened his face, and then reached out to touch Lu Zhuxi's forehead to check if his head was hot, so he started talking nonsense.
How could such a thing exist in this world, how did the little husband think about it?Or, did such a thing exist in the world before him?
(Note: Under Tang Yu's means, all the details of a certain person have been revealed.)
"What are you doing?" Lu Zhuxi slapped his hands off and urged him, "Is there any?"
"How could such a thing exist in this world, I think too much."
Tang Yu nodded his forehead amusedly, shook his head and denied.
"Then where did you put your things?" Lu Zhuxi continued to ask a little unwillingly, "And you took them out and put them back casually. I just touched and found nothing."
"So you just touched me because of this?" Tang Yu pronounced the word "touch" a little harder.
"Yeah." Lu Zhuxi nodded very vigorously, but when he touched him, why was it a little strange.
Tang Yu didn't expect that the little husband was curious about this, so he shook his head amusedly and then hooked his fingers at him. After he came close, he stretched out his wide sleeves to let him have a closer look.
"..."
Lu Zhuxi looked at the wide sleeves, there is some space inside, and it is not too much of a hindrance to put some small things, and the cuffs are out, and they are sewn up with needles and threads to prevent things from falling out when the hands are dropped.
That's why Tang Yu took out the paper bag and put it back later, which is convenient to say.
So the space in his imagination does not exist, it is because he has read too many novels, he is a little whimsical, and actually imagines that the things in the novel will appear in reality.
After learning the truth, Lu Zhuxi was immediately discouraged, and his face was even burning with panic.He raised his eyes to look at Tang Yu, and saw that his eyes were full of smiles, and felt that he was really embarrassed at the moment, and felt a little ashamed.
Feeling ashamed, Lu Zhuxi stretched out his hands to cover his face, walked and trotted to leave.
Tang Yu was frightened by his actions and immediately followed behind, stepped forward to pull him back, and looked at him with disapproval.
"I don't even look at your current status, why are you still so reckless."
"..." As soon as Tang Yu reminded, Lu Zhuxi realized that he was not suitable for running this kind of movement now. His stomach was not like before, and it couldn't stand his tossing.
"You can only walk but not run. Be careful in everything." Tang Yu was also reluctant to speak harshly to him, so he had to be patient and said to him in a gentle voice.
"Understood." Lu Zhuxi answered honestly, listening to Tang Yu's words, and walked into the inner room.
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