I inherited the plane hospital

Xie Qi paused as he was about to get up, and sat down again to eat a small cake.

In fact, he had a lot of questions about the hospital, and originally wanted to inquire about one or two, but when he saw Dr. Sheng's indifferent attitude, he immediately stopped thinking.

After Xie Qi consolidated and simplified what he had seen and heard in the hospital, he told his friend Lu Xuedu, and the other party was also aroused with curiosity, and replied: "There is no privacy in the era of big data. If you search the Internet, you will definitely find something."

However, the two split up and searched the Internet with their mobile phones. There is no scarf, official account, X sound, letter station... There is no information about this hospital. It is hard to find something related to this mountain. The following No one in the reviews mentioned the above hospital either.

It was also the first time Lu Xuedu encountered such a situation, and he joked: "Is it possible that your hospital is really a haunted house?"

"Uh..." Xie Qi hurriedly unpacked the bag of potato chips and was shocked.

Unbelievable, he changed dozens of keywords, and finally found an old post on a long-abandoned forum.

【Theme: My illness is cured】

[Postwriter: After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master]

The content of the topic post is a photo of a medical insurance card, and this pure white medical insurance card, which Xie Qi saw not long ago, has the exact same words "hospital medical insurance card / please register and pay with this card" embossed with stamping technology.

Xie Qi quickly flipped through the posts. At that time, the forum was booming, and the host seemed to be a celebrity in the forum. He followed hundreds of posts, but there was no real content.

Some people complained that the name of the hospital was harmonized, some people wondered if the landlord’s condition had worsened, and some people kindly persuaded him...but the landlord never came out to reply.

Xie Qi clicked on the homepage of this host, and noticed that there was an enhanced post with the title [I'm sick], and there were more than 2000 replies on the floor, but the post was locked, so I couldn't click on it.

After searching for a long time, I found a lonely place, and Xie Qi's curiosity about the hospital was cast with an inexplicable shadow.

It stands to reason that he should directly ask the staff to find out the situation at this time, but he doesn't know why, but he just has an intuition that even if he asks as the boss, he still can't get the answer he wants to know.

Xie Qi left a private message to "You are not allowed to become a master after the founding of the People's Republic of China", saved the forum URL, and exited the browser.

As soon as he raised his head, he met a pair of cat eyes staring at him. Sheng Zhi sat in a distance, pretending to be looking at the medical records, but his eyes revealed his curiosity. The short black hair on the top of his head moved, as if a pair of ears were dormant. It's about to move around in it.

Xie Qi: "..."

"Cough." Sheng Zhi coughed, and just opened his mouth with a cold and noble face, Xie Qi looked away as if nothing had happened, and just ignored it.

Xie Qi always used an eye for an eye for an eye for an eye for an eye for an eye for an eye, he would avenge any revenge on the spot, and never kept it overnight.

Sheng Zhi's cat's eyes widened in an instant, and the word "you" was stuck in his throat and he swallowed it back forcefully.

In fact, Sheng Zhi has been observing Xie Qi since he came in.

Sheng Zhi is a cat demon, and also the earliest employee of this hospital. He has been working since the Republic of China, and has been working for more than a hundred years.Unlike that stray stupid golden retriever, Sheng Zhi didn't suffer when she was a cat.

In the East, black cats are used to ward off evil spirits and attract wealth, so generally rich families have the habit of raising black cats or placing related accessories. Sheng Zhi’s previous owner was Ge Ge, and Xiao Ge Ge was favored when she was at home. Mistress, she always has what she wants, and as her pet, Sheng Zhi is naturally nourished.

Later, Gege became seriously ill and was hospitalized, and Sheng Zhi stayed with her until she died. He was an orphan cat who didn't want to go back to the house, so he stayed in the hospital to help out, and he has been helping until now.

Sheng Zhi has been in the hospital for so many years. Before Yan Xizhao came, he had been the dean of the hospital in name. He basically knew all the big and small things that happened inside and outside the hospital.

Speaking of which, this is the fourth time that the hospital has changed hands. He thought that no one would come at all like before, but he didn't expect that the new boss not only came, but even met him and was about to castrate him!

Every time Sheng Zhi thought of this, she couldn't help taking out something to sharpen her claws.

"Cat scratching board..." Xie Qi had disbelief written all over his face, and he almost spit out the black tea from his mouth.

Sheng Zhi sharpened her claws for about 2 minutes, the door of the conference room was pushed open again, and a head poked in quietly.

"Head nurse?" Xie Qi asked.

The head nurse came in and went straight to Xie Qi, looking at the still full snack cart, the dog's eyes were watery, and his expression was extremely depressed, Xie Qi always felt that her ears and tail were drooping on the top of her head and behind her.

"Um...thank you for the food, it's delicious." Xie Qi couldn't stand this expression the most, so he quickly praised, and raised the potato chips he took a bite of in his hand, indicating that he was really eating them.

The head nurse's eyes lit up instantly, "As long as you like it!"

"You... what's your name?" Xie Qi didn't see her work ID.

The head nurse burst into laughter, "I like whatever you want to call me!"

Can the name be so arbitrary?Xie Qi question mark face.

"Wang Xue, her name." Sheng Zhi scratched the scratching board twice with her paws, and she was speechless, "Tsk." Stupid dog.

"You can call me Snow Cake, because I am very white!" Wang Xue added.

White...it is indeed quite white.But Xie Qi really didn't understand what it had to do with the nickname, so he could only nod vaguely in response.

When Yan Xizhao came in, he saw such a scene, he paused slightly, and joked, "Did I bother you?"

"Yes." Wang Xue nodded without hesitation.

"I'm sorry, but it's time to get down to business." Yan Xizhao gestured to the medical records in his hand, "The inspection reports of all aspects of A1 are out."

Both Wang Xue and Sheng Zhi became serious.

The lights in the meeting room suddenly dimmed and the projector started.

They seemed to be having some important consultation. Although Xie Qi didn't know why there were only three of them, or why he was here, he was still relieved.

I don't know why the enthusiastic Wang Xue made him more stressed than the cold Sheng Zhi.

But wait, A1... Isn't A1 an air conditioner? !

Xie Qi felt that his eyes had never stared so wide before. He looked at the projection on the screen, his expression ranged from shock to contemplation to expressionless.

Even though the medical records and various images and photos on it are so rigorous and clear, this still cannot change the fact that this is a central air conditioner!Don't think that the photo is enlarged, he can't see the internal structure inside!

Are you sure this hospital is not a mental hospital?If not, why is it so weird everywhere?If so, then there are more problems. First of all, it is necessary to distinguish... whether these people in front of them are real doctors.

However, this picture is very advanced, like a sci-fi blockbuster, there is a faint arc at the joints of the parts, and I don't know what filter is used.

Xie Qi thought with a blank expression while listening to these people conducting consultations on a central air conditioner in a serious manner.

Sheng Zhi was the first to take the medical record and read it, pointing his chin with a serious expression and thinking, "Core Irreversible Damage Syndrome... The problem is a bit serious, even if the core is temporarily preserved, there is no way to continue working in the future, right?"

"Five B-levels can be temporarily used for work, but only half a month at most." Wang Xue poured a cup of tea for Xie Qi calmly, and then said, "A-level core repair surgery is very difficult, is Dr. Yan sure? ?”

"I will try my best." Yan Xizhao did not promise, but brought up the root cause, "The cause of A1 is caused by the failure of the host body. If this problem is not solved, there is an [-]% chance of recurrence after the operation is successful."

"How to fix the air conditioner? Who of you has learned it? Anyway, I haven't learned it." Sheng Zhi spread her hands.

Wang Xue shook his head, the two looked at each other, suddenly thought of something, and their eyes fell on Xie Qi.

Xie Qi: "..." Playing crazy for a long time, it turned out that she wanted to change the air conditioner.

Thinking about it carefully, it seemed understandable. After all, on the first day the boss came to inspect, he asked people to pay for it, just like being taken advantage of.Although this method is tortuous and bizarre, it works!

Compared with inheriting a mental hospital, paying for it is not so difficult to accept.

Xie Qi relaxed and was about to say "buy" when he suddenly remembered that the hospital was going to replace the central air conditioner, and the price would start at five zeros at least.

"How much?" Xie Qi asked cautiously.

Yan Xizhao saw his nervousness, so he pulled out a gentle smile and comforted him, "No money, but the hospital has to provide some jobs to the suppliers."

Rather than being a supplier, it is better to say that he is Yan Xizhao's patient.

The mechanical species is a special and mysterious race. They don't have a body and can only use machines as hosts to parasitize.No one knows where they come from, but they only know that they have a king. When the king dies, they sleep, and when the king is born, they don't hesitate to go to him across the sea of ​​stars in the universe.

They obey the king's instructions unconditionally, even if they are asked to destroy themselves immediately, they will do so.

The hospital's equipment supplier is the current mechanical king, a salted fish who is not short of money and is too lazy to stand up. The salted fish king has no desires, and even dislikes his loyal servants for being a waste of electricity.

Then use them to pay for treatment.

Xie Qi didn't know these things, his face was full of disbelief.

But adhering to the life principle of being cheap and not taking advantage of the bastard, he nodded and agreed, "Then let me agree first, even if you ask me for money later, I will not give it to you, and the money in the hospital account cannot be moved."

"Okay." Yan Xizhao agreed with a smile.

Xie Qi immediately said: "I recorded it, don't regret it." He said and showed his mobile phone interface.

Sheng Zhi laughed, and scanned him, his eyes filled with pity and insight into the world, "Just don't regret it yourself."

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After the consultation, everyone returned to their posts.

Xie Qi climbed mountains during the day and was terrified at night. After being forced to listen to a meaningless consultation, he felt physically and mentally exhausted.He couldn't help yawning, and when he thought about going down the mountain and driving, he fell down on the table dejectedly.

"If you feel tired, you can go back to your room to rest, just swipe your card." Yan Xizhao said before leaving.

Xie Qi looked at the black access control card in his hand in surprise, "There is still my room?"

What will it be like?

The author says:

small theater

Xie Qi: The way you give consultations on the air conditioner is as serious as someone who put a film under the flyover.So I inherited a mental hospital, right?