After the dead opponent knocks the brain

A cat that doesn't play with cat teasers is not a good cat.

When Luo Chengcai first arrived at his new home, he didn't have many cat supplies.What's more, no matter how poor you are, you can't be a poor child. After lunch, Luo Ming and Yu Yan went out to buy cat supplies.

In order to be safe, Yu Yan also made a list of items before going out.As soon as you get on the bus, you can immediately navigate to the most famous cat supply store in the city.

"Why don't you care so much about me?" Luo Ming started the car, his tone appetizing, "A headache doesn't stop you from going out. It was harder for you to go out with me before than going to heaven."

Yu Yan glanced at him: "You have only been a talent for three months, how old are you?"

"A cat is several years older than a human, and who is not a baby?" Luo Ming was not convinced.

"So cats have a shorter lifespan than humans, so we should treat them well." That being said, the 28-year-old baby's mood must be properly taken care of.Yu Yan thought for a while, and added, "I'll be back later to buy durians for you."

Luo Ming was satisfied now.

A self-selected pet store with shopping guides, similar to a supermarket.Yu Yan took a shopping basket from the door and bought things according to the list.

I bought six types of kitten food alone - because there are only six types, if there is a seventh type, Yu Yan will buy the seventh type.

"Daughter-in-law, I don't need so much. Before I finish eating, I should switch to cat food." Luo Ming said.It's not that I feel bad about the money, the key is that I can't finish it and waste it.

Yu Yan asked sincerely: "What if I become a picky eater?"

He was really thinking about this matter seriously, and came up with a solution-buy a few more models, and open them one by one to taste.

"You think Cheng is you?" Luo Ming couldn't help laughing.

Yu Yan: "..."

The shopping guide was certain that the two were raising cats for the first time. He came over and asked intimately, "What kind of cat do you have? Long-haired and short-haired? Is the stomach fragile?"

Yu Yan: "Is the raccoon cat's stomach weak?"

"No." The shopping guide shook his head resolutely, "The garden cat is easier to feed, it can eat all these cat foods, there will be no problem."

"I'll buy them all too. Didn't you see that the ingredients are different, chicken, beef, salmon... Different ingredients definitely taste different." Yu Yan is determined to give Chengcai a happy and perfect childhood.

Luo Ming listened to his wife and nodded, "Buy everything."

The shopping guide continued to recommend: "Do you want cat snacks such as dried fish, canned cat food, dried quail, and cat strips?"

These are not included in the list at all—Yu Yan is a novice on the road, how could he know that he would buy so many things, listening to a long list of things, he said without hesitation: "Buy. Get the best."

"Such as hair cream, hair conditioner, and calcium tablets are also essential."

For the items recommended by the shopping guide, Yu Yan has only one word: buy.

Luo Ming watched from the side, feeling as if he had joined some pyramid scheme.The key point is that people don't recommend repeated ones to you, and they are all useful once you hear them, and you can't do without any of them.

After a lot of work, I finally got the food to eat.Yu Yan started buying toys for Chengcai again, picked up a stuffed bird from the shelf, pinched the bird's belly, and heard a bird cry.

Yu Yan held the stuffed bird and turned to Luo Ming to look at it, his eyes full of novelty: "This one can call."

"Isn't this the same as the barking plush toy that children play with? Have you never played with it?"

It's not expensive, it's just a novelty to play.After the novelty, I don't like it anymore.When Luo Ming was a child, in order to understand why he barked, he tore it apart, leaving cotton wool all over the place.Ms. Yan Peipei chased him for two miles with a feather duster in her hand.Not once.

Yu Yan squeezed it a few times with great interest: "No. I'm not a child."

Which child would have no toys when he was young?

A child who is loved by no one.

Luo Ming felt a pain in his heart, and raised his hand to grab a handful of chirping plush birds, and put them all into the shopping basket: "Squeeze differently. Change one every day, and you will have a new feeling every day."

Yu Yan: "..."

Silently put down the plush bird in his hand, whispered: "I don't like to play with this."

"Then does this one like to play?" Luo Ming picked up the cat teaser next to him.One end of the cat teasing stick was tied with an elastic rope, and there were feathers and bells at the lower end of the rope, shaking it back and forth in front of Yu Yan.

With a dark face, Yu Yan glared at him: "Play by yourself!"

A cat who doesn't like to play with cat teasers is not a good cat.

After buying everything, the trunk and rear seats were all occupied by Luo Chengcai's supplies, leaving the driver and co-pilot for the two of them.

Arriving at the supermarket near the community, Luo Ming found a parking space and parked the car, then turned his head spiritually and asked Yu Yan: "What are we going to buy at the supermarket?"

"durian."

Luo Ming was satisfied.

Entering the supermarket, Luo Ming pushed the shopping cart, and Yu Yan walked beside him, keeping his eyes on the snack area.

Luo Ming couldn't bear it, so he took a bag of cucumber-flavored potato chips and threw them into the shopping cart.

"That fruit-flavored fudge is also delicious." Yu Yan whispered, "It's still imported."

Luo Ming took another box of fudge and asked him, "Have you eaten all the snacks in this supermarket?"

Yu Yan nodded: "Almost. When I quit smoking before, I was not used to having nothing in my mouth. I just ate snacks, especially sugar."

Luo Ming remembered the cigarettes he found when he first came here, but he hadn't seen him smoking during this period of time: "Quit?"

"Even if I quit. I will smoke one when I am stressed and in a bad mood, but I don't usually smoke."

Tobacco and alcohol are indeed good things to relieve boredom and sorrow.Yu Yan spent many sleepless nights by smoking.Work, career, mood...all disturbing.Those who can fall asleep with their minds full of thoughts are warriors.

"In the future, don't smoke if you are stressed or in a bad mood." Luo Ming looked at Yu Yan, "Tell me, I'll be with you."

"Then what if..." Yu Yan opened his mouth, but didn't continue.Is it because of you that you are in a bad mood?

Luo Ming raised his eyebrows: "What?"

"Understood. Go buy durians."

Durians covered in thorns are placed on the shelves one by one.Yu Yan leaned over to look at the unit price: "Is this thing so expensive?"

"It's not too expensive for you to buy thousands of electric litter boxes for Luo Chengcai, but it's too expensive for me to buy a durian?" Luo Ming's mentality suddenly collapsed.

"The electric cat litter box can be used for a long time, and your durian will be gone after you eat it." Yu Yan has a reason, "Besides, I don't think it's expensive, so I'll just say it casually."

As he said that, Yu Yan picked up the largest Musang King durian from the refrigerated shelf, and asked solemnly, "Is it true that everything related to cats is expensive?"

"That's not true." Luo Ming chatted nonsense with him, "There is a word "王" in her name, so it's normal for her to be more expensive. "

After paying the bill, the two went home.

Luo Chengcai at home heard the movement and squatted at the door early in the morning. The moment the door opened, he immediately lay down at Yu Yan's feet and acted like a baby.

Yu Yan bent over to pick it up, and stroked the cat skillfully.

The elevator is full of things, but fortunately, there is one elevator for one household, otherwise it would occupy public resources like this, and you would have to be scolded to smoke from the ancestral grave.

Luo Ming stood in the elevator, moving things out bit by bit.Looking at Luo Chengcai who had already eaten the dried fish, his nose was twisted with anger: "Is there any reason? Just squeeze me alone!"

It's fine to eat small dried fish, and you can still get Yu Yan's hug. Why isn't he a cat?Luo Ming thought resentfully.

"You rest, I will install the cat climbing frame."

The six-story luxury cat climbing frame, which integrates four cat litters, three cat scratching boards, two space capsules, and a self-playing ball, is still a mess of parts.

Yu Yan sat on the carpet and carefully assembled the cat litter according to the installation instructions.

It was quite quiet at first, until Luo Ming's displeased voice sounded: "Luo Chengcai, don't bury shit in front of me, I didn't eat shit!"

Yu Yan turned his head and saw that Luo Ming had already opened the durian and was eating the pulp, while the rest were placed on the coffee table.Luo Chengcai was standing next to the durian, one front paw kept pawing backwards.Sometimes I was accidentally pricked by a durian thorn and shook my claws, and continued to bury it after shaking.

"Chengcai," Yu Yan couldn't bear to have his chocolate pads pricked, and knocked on the floor, "Come here. Don't worry about your dad, he just loves this."

Luo Ming:? ?

Who is the meaning?

Luo Ming put down the durian, strode over to Yu Yan's side, and threatened, "Believe it or not, I'll kiss you."

The two cats, one big and one small, made the same movement of dodging backwards.

Luo Ming, who was miserably disgusted, grabbed Yu Yan into his arms, leaned closer and said unwillingly: "Why don't you try it, this thing is really delicious."

Yu Yan's body was full of refusal, but if another person spoke to him face to face after eating the durian, he would have already slapped him.

"If you don't want to eat, go cook, I'm hungry."

The word "I'm hungry" successfully sent Luo Mingzhi to the kitchen, along with the durian he hadn't finished eating.

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