Sick beauty self-help system

The system reminds Yan Susu: "The black dragon of the side mission will become mentally unstable after entering the courtship period, and there is a possibility of mutilating the spouse. Please pay attention to the host."

Yan Susu just went out from the back door of Parrot Cafe wearing the clothes he stole from Chu Dai, when he heard the system's words, he immediately stopped in his tracks.

Yan Susu thought: "How to break it?"

Could it be related to the completion of the main storyline?

System: "You guessed it right. In the past, black dragons who killed their spouses during courtship were usually dealt with hastily. The other party came to make up for it to relieve their desires, and they didn't really fall in love with the other party.

Yan Susu had a headache for a while, thinking that this task was too romantic, it was a mental retardation to design the plot of the task.

Yan Susu originally planned to pretend to be a human being to test out Chu Dai's tone first. After two lines of one person and one bird were used to create a sense of presence, they merged into one person, bringing surprises to Chu Dai, and the task could be completed quickly.

Unexpectedly, yesterday Chu Dai had great resistance to herself in the dream, so she could only discuss it from the long-term.

System explanation: "If you suddenly appear in front of Chu Dai in the form of a human, it will speed up the courtship period, but the overall task completion rate does not exceed 60%."

"The courtship period will come after a week, and you will be tossed into a rag doll by the crazy Chu Dai, a real rag doll on the physical level."

"You know abo, right? There is no reason for a to go crazy, and a dragon is not even a human being."

"With your small body, it's not enough to fill the gaps between your teeth."

Yan Susu understands the meaning of the system, and needs to complete more than 60.00% of the overall task to pass the level smoothly.

Not far away, Chu Dai watched the person in her own clothes disappear at the end of the alley, and the suspicious black dragon chased after him, only to find that the alley was empty, and there were no other women passing by.

Chu Dai stood there puzzled, the cool wind blowing her slender and slightly curly hair, all in her mind was the woman who had to stick it.

Chu Dai hated humans very much for a while, because humans always thought that giving the dragon princess would calm the dragon's anger.

Regardless of whether it was a man or a woman, the princess sent one pair after another, and Chu Dai had to scour them all and drive them down the mountain.

Human beings were branded shameless in Chu Dai's head.

But the person in the dream is really very familiar when I recall it now. When I think of the little parrot smiling at the dining table, a secret idea slowly emerges in my mind.

It was subsequently dismissed.

In previous spring dreams, Chu Dai could always dream of Susu with a clear face, without any clothes on her body, her fingers tremblingly wrapped around her body with huge wings.

No matter how Chu Dai recalled the woman in her dream yesterday, she couldn't see her true face.

What Chu Dai doesn't know is...all the vivid dreams where the face can be seen clearly are all manipulated by Yan Susu, and the dreams that were rejected yesterday were spontaneously produced by Feather's teasing.

All in all, the dragon is beyond salvation.

Deep in love, unable to extricate themselves.

Seeing that Master Heilong didn't reply to the text message, Jiang Ziang made a phone call.

Chu Dai pressed the answer button, and said without beginning and end: "I know, I will avoid Susu."

Jiang Ziang is elegant and calm: "Let me remind you, the parrot's transformation time cannot be forced to speed up. For you, one or two years is like a snap of your fingers. Please wait patiently."

Jiang Ziang no longer has the idea of ​​falling in love, has become desireless, and doesn't care about being alone for the rest of his life, so he can calmly advise the black dragon.

Laughing to death, I can't find a wife at all.

Chu Dai is just in love, but Chu Dai is not stupid, all the clothes he wears are stained with black dragons, and there is no such thing as encountering the same style on the road.

The only possibility is that someone sneaked into her lair and stole one of the clothes.

But Chu Dai knew that apart from this dress, there was nothing missing at home.

This is weird.

Chu Dai wandered for a long time in the alley behind the Parrot Cafe, but finally she couldn't find the woman.

It is impossible for evil dragons to lose anything. They have extraordinary intuition and indexing ability. As long as they are stained with smell, they can collect them no matter where they go to the ends of the earth.

But that dress was weird.

Chu Dai finally stopped at the back door of the Parrot Cafe, and gently placed her hand on the door panel, which was the last place where the clothes appeared.

A piece of clothing is just a drop in the bucket to Chu Dai, it is not worth noting at all, she just thinks it is very strange.

After thinking about it for a long time, Chu Dai's doubts about clothes gradually faded away, and gradually replaced by curiosity about Susu's going to work.

The tail was wrapped around the master's waist, rubbing against the master's waist, begging the master to open the door.

"Baby Susu must miss us very much, we will definitely be happy when we go to visit Susu."

Chu Dai pulled away her tail. The powerful black dragon was determined, how could she let a childish and boring tail dangle around?

The tail hurt, and suddenly let go of the force and hung limply behind him.

It is not only Chu Dai who is eyeing Yan Susu, but also a regular resident of the Parrot Cafe.

Weasels have always been the natural enemy of small parrots. A woman with short blonde hair sat in front of the bar and ordered a caramel latte. Her long nails were rubbed with gold powder and tapped on the table, attracting ignorance. The little parrots came to watch.

Huang Yubi was bored observing the unsuspecting little parrot, his slightly upturned eyes searched the hundreds of little ones in the store.

Yan Susu stood on top of the head of a muscular and muscular man, his small claws grabbed the few hairs of the male guest.

The strong man didn't dare to move: "QAQ was lucky."

The system reminded: "The weasel spirit at eight o'clock is watching you."

System: "You are tainted with the sweet scent of the dragon, but without the protection of the dragon, you are like a three-year-old child carrying gold through the downtown."

Yan Susu: "I am a princess dedicated to the dragon, and I need the protection of the dragon, so where is my wife?"

The system let her go, and the output was as fierce as a tiger: "You need to be self-reliant and self-reliant, use your own strength to defeat the enemy, instead of asking Chu Dai to help you, you are so cowardly, what should you do if Chu Dai doesn't want you after marriage? Then you still have to scribble under the flyover?"

"I can punch ten rice bugs like you with one punch."

Yan Susu pecked the strong man's head hard, and the strong man let out a ecstatic cry, "Please come more, baby!!!"

Yan Susu spat, "I think you just want to find a reason to scold me."

Yan Susu flapped his wings and flew in front of the strong man, saying, "Hi sir, this is a formal occasion, please pay attention to your image."

The fitness trainer, who was so cute by the little animal, was stunned. He saw the parrot in front of him and continued, "Please don't look at me like this. If you want to order me, please go and pay 20 yuan for the snack."

Fitness coach:! ! !

The customers in the whole store were quiet. I heard rumors that there is a parrot in this store that can talk to people. I thought it was just a theme song sung casually, but I didn’t expect that Mandarin is better than normal people.

Under the gaze of everyone, the boss explained slowly: "I communicated with the owner of this parrot to let the child go to the college entrance examination, and I heard that this lady parrot has already read a combination of undergraduate, master, and doctor."

Crowd:! ! !

Huang Yubi pulled the corners of his lips and chuckled, walked slowly in front of Yan Susu, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Little guy, I'm afraid no one will know that you have become a genius."

Huang Yubi licked his lips, pulled a chair and sat in front of Yan Susu, ready to swallow this stupid parrot while everyone was away.

……

At the same time, Chu Dai sneaked into the store without a trace, and used a cover-up to stand behind everyone, tightly against the wall. Even if she was a beautiful woman, no one would notice her existence.

There is danger approaching the small parrot.

No one has the ability to plunder her treasures in front of the dragon, Chu Dai tightened her body, trying to strangle the poorly disguised weasel immediately.

But the tail was quietly wrapped around Chu Dai's wrist, subconsciously speaking: "Calm down, Susu can't live under your wings forever, she is not a child with no power to restrain the chicken, you should let her face it." Danger."

She understood the truth, but Chu Dai couldn't accept that someone would touch the treasure with dirty hands.

The tip of the tail tightly wrapped around the master's wrist, and the cold scales gave Chu Dai a moment of sanity.

"Don't worry, no one is questioning your strength, you just need to wait a few minutes before killing your prey."

Chu Dai reluctantly agreed, and quietly leaned against the wall to watch her little lover, becoming the object of everyone's onlookers.

Huang Yubi licked his lips, and said to Yan Susu in a low voice: "Am I right? Chu Dai's pet."

Yan Susu sat down on the table, took a sip of the pearl milk tea, chewed the pearls and swallowed them.

"No, I am Chu Dai's wife."

Huang Yubi made a question mark slowly, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "You little parrot is so naive, Chu Dai is a dragon, how could he fall in love with you?"

"What Chu Dai needs is a lover who is evenly matched. Even if she has a crush on you, it's just for fun."

Huang Yubi wanted to tease the little parrot before she died, but he didn't want the conversation between the two to be heard by the person concerned.

If eyes could kill, Huang Yuji would have been hacked to pieces long ago.

The weasel licked his lips instinctively, a greedy look flashed in his round eyes, and his round nails turned into sharp claws several times.

As long as you can eat this parrot, you can improve your cultivation and live another 200 years.

It's a pity that you can't make trouble in the downtown area. Once you are monitored by special agencies, you will be wiped out.

He could only suppress the greed in his heart, and tried to poke Yan Susu lightly with his finger, but was pecked hard.

"No dragon is a good thing, why don't you follow me, I will take good care of you and treat you like a little princess, unlike that dragon who is so heartless and ungrateful that he just throws it away after playing."

When Chu Dai heard this, the veins on her forehead burst out. He was most worried that the unsteady little parrot would be distracted by such nonsense.

The tip of the tail tightly wrapped around the owner's wrist, "Calm down, calm down..."

Yan Susu opened a bottle of Yakult, drank it down, and burped.

Huang Yuji actually saw disdain in Yan Susu's eyes? ?

Yan Susu: "I see that you are so poor that you can't even support yourself. You come out to cheat food and drink, and you still want to raise me? A toad wants to eat swan meat. You are so ordinary but so confident."

"Why do you think that I can admire your yellow, thin and long fur strips, which are too narrow for sewing scarves later on."

Huang Yubi:? ? ?

Is this what a simple parrot should say? ?

Chu Dai laughed out loud in the corner, she was used to seeing this little guy acting cute and cute in front of her, and this was the first time she saw her venomous retort.

Even angry is cute.

Yan Susu flapped his wings and flew to another table, and all the guests immediately shifted positions as Yan Susu moved.

Push all the snacks in twos and threes in front of Yan Susu.

A little girl less than ten years old said, "Is it really okay for the little parrot to drink sixteen cans of Yakult?"

The mother patted her daughter on the head and remained silent.

The little girl burst into tears, "Even a parrot can drink sixteen cans, why do you scold me for drinking two cans?"

Mother:"……"

Damn... With Yan Susu's running around, no one thinks it's abnormal for a parrot to talk to people and eat an entire matcha cake in one go.

A man whispered to his girlfriend, "You delete the parrot from the shopping cart, we can't afford it."

The girlfriend nodded seriously, and followed her boyfriend's advice considering her dry wallet.

Huang Yubi was left on the spot, unwilling to reconcile, and looked at the arrogant little fairy with hatred.

It's just a beginner who is about to transform, how could she have the courage to show her teeth to a senior who is already three hundred years old.

If they were in the clan, they would have to kneel in the ancestral hall for three days and three nights before they could be released.

Yan Susu was fed by various customers in the store, so he ate heisai every day but didn't gain weight at all. Some animal lovers accused the boss of abusing parrots.

Daily camp to save this poor little guy who was crazily stuffed with food.

But this parrot has a magical power, as long as it gets close to her, it will assimilate her and become a follower under Yan Su's pomegranate skirt.

Not only the customers in the store are attracted by Yan Susu, but also hamsters and hedgehogs.

After seeing Yan Susu, a beautiful milk tea hamster spit out all the excess food stored in the pouch, and handed the most delicious melon seeds to Yan Susu.

The hamster rat licked his paws and rubbed the feathers on Yan Susu's neck, "I heard that Miss has been troubled by how to please humans?"

Yan Susu has never been troubled by this, maybe Sunflower got it wrong, but she didn't care, she smiled slightly, "My master is notoriously difficult to serve."

The hamster spit out three or four pieces of corn flakes and handed them to Yan Susu to eat. According to the hamster's natural experience, "If you share your favorite food with the master, the master will definitely be moved by your sincerity."

Yan Susu wrote it down in the small notebook in his mind.

As Yan Susu moved dozens of people, the eyes of the guests also turned, and Huang Yubi was squeezed out at the end.

She couldn't wait any longer, and now she wanted to take this delicacy into her bag. She stretched out her slender hand, snatched a steel wire from her small bag, used her demonic power to bypass the crowd, and gently put the steel wire emitting cold light on her mouth. On Susu's neck——

Yan Susu licked his paw, and gave her a meaningful look.

Huang Yubi immediately realized that something was wrong, but the steel wire was locked on Yan Susu's slender neck accurately.

Yan Susu articulated clearly and spoke mellowly: "Some people abuse animals, it's terrible."

As soon as the words were finished, for some reason, people around suddenly saw a woman holding a steel wire with a bald head and trying to strangle the parrot, and the surrounding animal protectors immediately restrained Huang Yubi.

Huang Yubi broke free from the restraints of these people like a swimming snake. The fitness trainer immediately blocked Huang Yubi's way and appeared in front of the woman like a mountain.

"I've called the police."

Huang Yubi sneered, "A mere human..."

As soon as she finished speaking, the man suddenly fainted on the ground. She was about to take the next step when her throat was suddenly strangled, and an invisible rope in the air drew a thin line at the mouth of her throat——

Limbs disintegrated.

The blood mist dissipated, and all the humans froze in place, their pupils were not focused, like a wooden doll without human characteristics, but only a moment passed, and the next moment a weasel fell limply on the ground.

Chu Dai's leather boots stepped on the weasel's head, and the yellow-leather let out a few hoarse whistles, and its claws drew three deep digging marks on the floor.

She still has half a year to live, if she doesn't eat, she will die.

Huang Yubi stared at Yan Susu who was grooming his feathers, but he didn't get a single look from the parrot.

The dragon hidden in the darkness showed its figure, its sharp teeth pierced through the weasel's thin body, and it was swallowed into the wolf's stomach in two or three bites.

Huang Yubi didn't even have a chance to explain.

Chu Dai: Bah, it’s really unpalatable.

After Chu Dai had done everything, she retreated to the corner, pretending she didn't exist. She could deceive everyone's eyes, but she couldn't make the system turn a blind eye.

Yan Susu slowly turned the bird's unique agile eyes, glanced at her lightly, and said silently:

"My wife is also great today."

This was just an ordinary compliment, but when Chu Dai suddenly blushed and her ears were red, she quickly rushed out the door. The cold wind outside the door could not calm the heat in her heart. Instead, her face became hotter under the cold wind...

What a great thing... in the public, say some lewd//// obscene words that are only uttered in the boudoir.

Tail curled up shyly, blushing...

"Such a naughty///slutty bird, what should I do without my company..."

Order was quickly restored in the parrot coffee shop, Huang Yubi disappeared, no one cared, many customers who had just stood there dumbfounded suddenly came back to their senses, chatting and laughing around Susu.

There was a successful man who was sure that Susu was possessed by a god from the sky. Under the crowd watching, he knelt on the ground and offered 500 yuan with double numbers with both hands, stuffed it into Susu's collar, and deeply He kowtowed and said, "Keep my family safe and sound, I hope my career will go smoothly, and my daughter will do well in the final exam..." After finishing speaking, he kowtowed again.

Yan Susu slowly put out a question mark?

Everyone looked dumbfounded. Most of the shoppers are young people. Some customers will bring their parents to relax and experience. These old people bow down superstitiously when they see someone kowtow.

The scene was out of control for a while...

The system said: "These old people will throw coins into the engine to pray for blessings when they get on the plane...it's normal, don't panic."

Xiao Xuanfeng said: "You will be resigned by the company next month, but the company is not willing to give you legal compensation, and use the management rights of its studio to pay for it. Don't worry, you will get rich."

The man who gave 500 yuan was crying with joy. He was squeezed out everywhere in the company, and he was about to lose his job. A bunch of customers in his hand hadn't started to advance, and he was worried about losing his hair every day.

After listening to Susu's holy words, I felt relieved, and took out 500 yuan from my pocket and offered it with both hands.

"Be careful, not respect."

The man muttered something, kowtowed again before leaving.

The boss watched this scene from behind the bar, touched the sunflower on his shoulder, and said, "Bao'er, are we a normal coffee shop?"

Sunflower: "..." Don't look at me, I can't speak.

……

Chu Dai couldn't figure out why there were so many people in the store when Susu got off work...

They all sat in front of Susu respectfully and gave money...

Susu actually took the money?

Without shame, anyone who comes will not be rejected.

Chu Dai originally thought that the little parrot would hide in a corner when she was not around, waiting for someone to strike up a conversation alone, but she didn't expect her to be... so warm.

The tail is wrapped around Chu Dai's calf: This is no longer hot, it's proper□□...

According to the rules and regulations, it should be completely banned, but who would think that a small parrot has bad intentions?

Chu Dai knocked on the floor-to-ceiling glass, and the guests inside just looked back slightly, not thinking it was a big deal, and continued to focus on the parrot who could only speak human words, and a pious old woman even showed her face because of Chu Dai's disturbance disgust.

Not to mention that Chu Dai's appearance is rare and perfect in human society, no one can find fault, but the aura around her makes people feel intimidated.

How dare these...

Seeing this, the boss Jiang Qianqian came out and quietly said to the investor: "Your parrot...is not quite right."

Jiang Qianqian recalled the same words, she also said yesterday...

The boss scratched his hair, and thought of the sunflower that he had raised since he was a child, which is also Xuanfeng, who looks like a mentally handicapped face control.

Chu Dai raised her eyebrows and said calmly: "It's not that Su Su is wrong, it's that the birds in your shop are too stupid, they only try to please people rigidly, begging for some snacks, that's all."

Jiang Qianqian was ashamed, although the specialty of this shop is to let customers use small snacks to lure parrots to play, but what does her mother have to do with being stupid.

After Jiang Qianqian has been exposed to Susu for a long time, she can no longer look directly at other birds.

I have to admit that a bird that can't talk to humans is really stupid.

System: "Susuzi Victim No. 90 No. [-], welcome to the rooftop to collect tickets."

Jiang Qianqian asked Susu to come out without a word. The bird got a plastic bag from nowhere, which was filled with bits and pieces of banknotes. The hundred-yuan bills alone cost two thousand and three, and the rest of the scattered banknotes Together there are at least 3000.

The boss is sluggish...

Birds can make more money than she does.

Chu Dai and Yan Susu were walking home, she said on Chu Dai's shoulder: "Do you like me?"

Chu Dai's heart had already turned into a piece of spring water, the corners of her mouth curled up, and she said seriously: "Of course I like it."

Yan Susu gave the bag full of money to Chu Dai, and tweeted at her with his beak: "I will give you all the money I make from now on."

"I heard that dragons like money. I'll give you a little more money, so you like me a little more, okay?"

The system screamed: "You are really good!!!"

Chu Dai was lost for a moment, her fingers contracted unnaturally, and she said in a daze: "My feelings for you don't need any conditions, and Susu doesn't need to be like this."

Although Chu Dai said so, the task completion rate suddenly increased to 40%, and the goal of 60% turning into a human is only one-third away!

Yan Susu smiled, and stuffed the money bag into her arms.

……

Today's dish is the squirrel mandarin fish that Yan Susu likes very much, only one is not enough to fit between the teeth, and the pot is full of fish porridge, the kind that has more fish than rice.

After a full meal, Yan Susu said, "I made new friends in the coffee shop, can I go and have a look at it tonight?"

Chu Dai had no reason to refuse, and when Xiao Xuanfeng was standing on the window sill, she instructed: "Call if you are in danger, and I will come right away."

Susu flapped her wings, chirped twice and flew away, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

Chu Dai found the flower shop of the flower demon and ordered roses for her lover, each of which could carry a sweet blessing. It was rumored that a king would not hesitate to recruit hundreds of thousands of iron-clad soldiers in order to obtain the works of the flower demon. In the Canglan Mountains, he was rejected by the flower demon because of his heavy killings. Of course, he didn't get his beloved girl to be his queen.

So far, the flower demon has been covered with a veil of fantasy.

If the king knew that the flower demon had opened a flower shop in the city center, and he could buy it if he had money, he might have to uncover the coffin.

Chu Dai went out 10 minutes after Yan Susu left, and took away the kitchen waste by the way, humming a little tune, and the 100% successful love tutorial on the ink screen reader in her hand.

Rule [-]: Prepare a trunk of roses and lanterns. It is the first choice for thousands of successful men in courtship. I wish you to marry the girl you love (this picture is provided by xx flower shop, and the purchase link is below.)

The spicy chicken love book with a rating of only 2.4 is regarded as the standard by black dragons who have no love experience.

Yan Susu turned into a human form, watching all this from behind the wall, smiling and thinking about it in his heart.

The wife in this world looks fierce and cold, unsmiling, but the cheerful little parrot always wants to make her show other expressions in various ways.

Small parrots need absolute favoritism.

Chu Dai walked slowly on the side of the road, the green belt around her trembled, the leaves of the big tree fluttered in the wind, the Dryad bowed her head and said:

"Master Black Dragon."

The Flower Demon's flower shop is across the street, and there are many men and women queuing up at the door. Chu Dai didn't want to join in the fun, so she waited under the tree for a while.

The Dryad has lived for 600 years, and has been sticking to this land. He is used to seeing the separation and reunion, the vicissitudes of life, and the change of kingship.

Chu Dai didn't refuse, she sat on the edge of the flower bed, the rosy round fruit twirled between her fingers, full of aura.

The tree demon thought that Lord Black Dragon would say something to him, but unexpectedly Chu Dai asked, "Have you ever been in love?"

The dryad is rooted in this land, it is difficult to move, and naturally it is difficult to find a suitable lover, "No."

Chu Dai: "That's just right, I'm in a relationship, I'm talking to you."

Dryad:? ? ? ?

God damn it was just right.

Chu Dai was relieved, and said with the momentum of talking about national affairs: "My wife is very cute. No one touches her except me. She likes my cooking the most."

In fact, in the Parrot Cafe, I was rua to the point of wanting|celestial|desire|death, and anyone who came and fed small snacks would not refuse.

Dryad: "..."

Chu Dai continued: "My wife will take the initiative to get into my bed every night and urge me to sleep."

In fact, most of the time Su Suzi was addicted to watching horror movies with the system in her mind, and suddenly frightened the system in the middle of the night, which indirectly caused the system to have nightmares and kick the main system out of bed.

Dryad: "..."

Seeing Master Heilong waiting at the door, the flower demon hurriedly left the guests behind and drove over in a black car worth more than 200 million yuan, and opened the trunk to reveal a sea of ​​flowers.

The flower demon's hair is braided into the shape of cherry blossoms, dotted with never-fading flowers, and the part of the tear mole is also in the shape of petals. She said with a charming smile, "I wish Mr. Heilong a safe and sound courtship period. I'm busy making money, so I'll take you off." .”

Chu Dai asked the dryad to see the blooming roses with bright spots, "Look, everyone wants me to be with my wife."

In fact, the flower demon received an emerald the size of half a palm as a reward, but the black dragon, who was eager to court him, didn't say anything.

Dryad: "..."

I have lived for 600 years, and I have never seen you so unlucky.

The dryad said in an old and tired voice: "May I ask Lord Black Dragon's lover..." Is it the Oriental Suzaku or the Deep Sea Merman?

Chu Dai said: "Parrot, the kind that can talk."

Immediately, the flower and bird market appeared in the tree demon's mind, and the little guy who could say "Gong Xi Fa Cai" cost 30 yuan each.

Dryad: ... Damn, is the black dragon so careless about courtship?

The dryad didn't look at this guy, and said with difficulty: "Human morality will condemn animal cruelty, please respect yourself."

This 600-year-old well-informed goblin closed his eyes and decided not to look at the bad-minded black dragon. He was very pessimistic about the future of the goblin clan... bad luck.

Yan Susu was standing behind the tree, wearing a small silk sling, originally Chu Dai's nightdress, which was loosely put on Yan Susu's body, revealing a graceful body curve, and the pair of wings behind him were forcibly retracted by the system Go, the thin and long white and tender thighs are looming, and there are flat slippers on the feet, revealing a delicate hand and an ankle that can be tightly held.

Pure and lustful.

Yan Susu put on a thin coat, and in his hand was a hot can of freshly fried melon seeds.

Yan Susu pretended not to know Chu Dai, and sat beside her with a sigh.

She took a seductive glance at Chu Dai, who was full of little parrots, pretended to be on the phone, and said, "The little guy in my family never eats nuts. I have to peel them and put them in front of her before I can barely eat two."

Chu Dai sneered in her heart: It is really troublesome for human beings to fall in love. I really don’t understand how this race survives.

Yan Susu raised her hair, letting Chu Dai see her face clearly, said: "She likes to be clean, and doesn't like the smell of perfume on my body, I'll take a walk outside before going home."

Saying that, Yan Susu pretended to start peeling melon seeds, and put them in a small jar alone.

Chu Dai was startled when she saw Yan Susu's face, this woman was actually the person in her dream, rubbing against her body, unable to shake her off.

Chu Dai suddenly couldn't tell whether she had a problem or this woman had a problem.

But what the woman said next shocked her.

"I thought it was easy to raise a parrot, just feed her something and let her play by herself. I didn't expect the little parrot to be sad behind her back."

Yan Susu smiled and said a few more words, pretending to hang up the phone.

Chu Dai's attention was all tied up by "secretly sad". She recalled that recently Susu would eat nearly [-] grams less every meal, spread one wing when sleeping, and reduce her blinking frequency by eighteen times a day. .

I didn't think anything at first, but now listening to this coolly dressed woman, I suddenly realized the problem.

Chu Dai showed an impeccable smile and said: "It's a coincidence that your family has a parrot. I also have a parrot. Can you tell me more about it?"

Yan Susu wanted to take the bait, and while speaking, he held Chu Dai's little finger and said, "I raised parrots according to the tutorials on the Internet, and it seems that the effect is not good."

Chu Dai slowly withdrew her hand, proud as a defeated peacock, and said: "You can't read the tutorial on raising parrots, you should read..." As she said that, Chu Dai showed Yan Susu the reader on her hand, which was a love manual.

Heilong proudly showed the guy who doesn't know how to keep parrots the brand new luxury car and the flowers in the trunk, and said: "Parrots like romantic flowers and shining diamonds. My family has never had so-called incubators and parrot rations. She I eat what I eat."

System: I can make you laugh.

stupid.

Yan Susu's professionalism is very high, and he almost couldn't help laughing out loud, saying: "You're right, but the parrot's heart is very sensitive, and not prescribing the right medicine will only make the result worse and worse."

The sleeping tree demon couldn't listen anymore, and really wanted to strike these two idiots to death with a thunderbolt.

Since the tree demon was born, it has formed a companion relationship with birds. It is clear about the habits of birds, but there should be a limit for the two of them to talk nonsense. The tree demon is about to believe it.

Chu Dai listened attentively to Yan Susu's serious nonsense, the luxury car and the flowers in the trunk suddenly no longer smelled good.

Yan Susu said: "Parrots seem to be very independent creatures, but in fact they are fragile and clingy inside. Parrots can never stand it, even eating alone. They are locked in small cages, and many bird owners don't notice. Parrots get very sad when they're eating alone, they think they're unloved and they cry behind their backs and pluck their feathers."

System: "???" Why can I recognize every word, but I can't read them together.

Yan Susu continued: "I discovered the abnormality of my parrot early on. Since then, I will feed every meal to the little guy's mouth. I will shell all the nuts and give her to eat. Seeing her happy, I will also eat it." not worried."

Chu Dai has never seriously studied how humans raise parrots. She is a powerful black dragon that can crush humans to death. Human experience is like garbage to her. It is not worth referring to. At this moment, the woman in front of her said: I was taken aback for a while.

Yan Susu continued: "Your flowers are beautiful, but what the little parrot wants is your company."

Chu Dai thought she was doing a good job in company, but she heard Yan Susu say: "You may not know that it is difficult for parrots to fall asleep. Many little ones will keep their eyes open until dawn. You need to coax them to sleep."

Chu Dai suddenly realized that the reason why her family Susu ate less than [-] grams of food every day was due to insomnia, and the puzzle was solved.

Yan Susu continued: "You need...to take off your pajamas and let the little guy lie on your body. Only by intimate skin-to-skin contact can the insecure parrot approach you."

Chu Dai realized.

Seeing Chu Dai pondering, Yan Susu got up and left with a smile. The moment she left, Chu Dai immediately grabbed her wrist——

Chu Dai said indifferently: "Who are you?"

Yan Susu pretended to be surprised, blinked delicately, and unexpectedly dropped a kiss on Chu Dai's cheek: "You will know."

Chu Dai's muscles were tense, and at the moment when her nails were about to pass through the shoulder blades of the woman in front of her, her tail suddenly grabbed her master's wrist, and a subconscious voice said:

"you will regret."

Chu Dai lost her strength as if struck by lightning, and said deeply: "Why are you wearing my clothes?"

Except for the little parrot that has not yet transformed, no one can touch Chu Dai's wardrobe, something that can sneak into her house without a trace, has not yet been born.

Killing intent appeared in Chu Dai's eyes, and her black pupils turned into dark green vertical pupils.

Yan Susu disappeared with the help of the system without saying a word, but actually jumped to the tree, watching Chu Dai's panic.

After watching Yan Susu's operation, the system was amazed, "The two of you can actually fall in love, are you going to make money at the end of the year?"

A string of bubbles popped out from under Chu Dai's head...

"Susu, I'm not clean anymore."

"Susu, I didn't realize that you have been suffering from insomnia."

"Susu... what should I do when I'm approaching the courtship period."

"It seems that I can only make you sleepless."

Yan Susu originally only wanted to benefit herself, but she didn't expect her brain circuit to be so strange, from simply sleeping with no clothes on to lack of strength and insomnia?

Is this really something that a dragon can think of?

Chu Dai took a deep look at the alley but couldn't see Yan Susu's figure. She clapped her hands unluckily. No one can touch a dragon if she doesn't want to, and no one will trigger her subconscious to block a dragon's attack. This woman is first one.

The single black dragon loathed all human contact, and would never approach her except the bird.

Chu Dai disinfected her arms with alcohol, and brought back the fried sunflower seeds left by the woman back to the car, all the way silent.

Bubbles flashed above the head: "If the little parrot becomes a human, it must be prettier than this woman."

The woman who spoke to her just now was breathless and her eyes were like autumn water, but Chu Dai concluded that this woman