Give it a go, a man becomes a wife

In Pei Le's heart, Cheng Yi is almost perfect.

The perfection here refers not only to the muscles, but also to every aspect of Cheng Yi. For a long time, Pei Le stubbornly believed that Cheng Yi was like some kind of restless factor in the middle of the night. The night can easily drag him into the endless vortex called longing.

"elder brother……"

You tell me, if I want to kill someone, will you help me.

Pei Le's eyes were fixed on Cheng Yi, and his young face seemed to be shining. If Cheng Yi saw it right, the light on Pei Le's face should be called - excitement.

"Are you out of your mind?" Cheng Yi slapped Pei Le on the head, his short hair brushed through Cheng Yi's hand, and it was as hard as green grass that had just been mowed, "I don't care who you want to kill, you It's impossible to kill anyone with me!"

Cheng Yi reached out and picked up the clothes on the bed and put it on his head, then he pulled his head and got out, "Datou Pei, I know you were stimulated, I know I was wrong seven years ago, but don't use this as a stimulus Me, I don’t agree, do you think it’s that simple to kill people? To kill you, you have to disfigure the body, and to dispose of the body, you have to lie, you have to have an alibi, and you have to do everything possible to prove that you didn’t kill, so that you can survive.”

When Pei Le said those words, Cheng Yi felt that the whole world hadn't woken up, and he was also in a strange dream. This dream was not a good dream, and there were even monsters in the dream bewitching him to say that Pei Le was a kid. If you want to rebel, what you say is an anti-social personality. To ensure your own safety, you must stay away from him!

Pei Le wanted to rebel and Cheng Yi could see it, but he couldn't understand his anti-social personality and keeping him away from Pei Le.

People raised by themselves don't understand?

Has Pei Le ever killed anything other than chickens and fish since he was a child?

What's more, Pei Le killed these things because he wanted to eat them, otherwise, according to Pei Le's character of not being able to make a dull fart with a stick, Pei Le would not pay attention to him even if he sang from dark to dawn.

So, in the final analysis, is Pei Le wrong?

No!Could it be that Cheng Yi's mind is so broken that he wants to believe the demagogic words of a monster in a dream?

Does that monster think that its status can be compared with that of Pei Le?

Cheng Yi shook his head and responded to the monster, no!

But he comforted himself, this brain-intensive movement is not impossible in Pei Le's eyes.

——If I want to kill someone, will you help me?

--Won't.

The expression on Pei Le's face froze, and then he smiled hastily.

The clothes I bought for Cheng Yi fit well, better than Pei Le imagined, because normally Cheng Yi didn't wear any clothes in Pei Le's imagination. It was darker before.

Very sexy and very manly.

But why is such a perfect person not his?

Pei Le reached out and touched the earring on the left earlobe, grinning and said, "Brother, if you have someone you want to kill, tell me, and I'll help you out."

Can you help me out?I think you may be sick!

Cheng Yi couldn't understand why a 25-year-old green young man was so obsessed with the word "killing" that he couldn't get out of it. After receiving so many years of education, he had to work hard in the opposite direction of education?

Pei Le's thoughts were as if his mother was dragged away by eight hundred pacesetters Benbei Slope, if there was no cannon in front of him, he would never come back.

"Pei Datou, if you want to kill someone, you should first delete your name from my household registration book. I don't raise murderers. If you really kill someone, don't say I'm your brother. I'm afraid others will say I'm training The leader of the murderer's organization, if the big brother on some road takes a fancy to me, he will really have no choice but to go down a road of no return."

Cheng Yi patted Pei Le on the shoulder, then turned his arm and punched Pei Le in the stomach, "You better remember, if you want to kill someone, I don't mind killing you first."

Cheng Yi was really angry, and he did a long time of psychological training to comfort himself, and Pei Le told him back to his original shape, where did monsters come from in this world?In the past, when Aunt Wang next door was still there, she always said that her watchdog was Xiaotiangou, and that her son was Erlangshen.

According to this statement, Jade Emperor is Erlangshen's uncle, and Aunt Wang and Jade Emperor are brothers and sisters. Cheng Yi has seen Auntie's son, who doesn't look like Erlangshen, but looks more like a roaring dog.

This mood is as tense and exciting as a fucking roller coaster, and Cheng Yi thought that the first episode of Detective Conan he watched when he was a child happened to be a roller coaster murder incident, and Cheng Yi spurned himself in his heart. .

If it weren't for Pei Le's different status, Cheng Yi really wouldn't mind using the most beautiful language in the world to greet this kind of bubble-headed person.

Only 25 years old, dare to put on a face and want to kill someone after seeing a few dead people?

Different from Cheng Yi's idiot thinking, Pei Le has his own set of abstract thinking. This kind of thinking is determined by the sharp observation ability and inborn insight of clearing customs and the things that happen in the environment in which a person grows up. various thinking ideas.

To put it simply, it is the final result that Pei Le summed up based on the information he gave, combined with Cheng Yi's words and Cheng Yi's reaction.

Therefore, this kind of abstract thinking is also known as - stripping Cheng Yi's words, breaking down Cheng Yi's expression layer by layer, and deeply analyzing Cheng Yi's movements, referred to as - Cheng Method.

Pei Le said that he wanted to kill one person, but he was afraid that the other person would be unhappy.

Cheng Yi didn't respond to this sentence, and focused on the first sentence.

Pei Le thought that Cheng Yi's eagerness to know who he wanted to kill while avoiding what he said later had exposed Cheng Yi's thoughts—he was afraid that Pei Le would kill that person.

Being here is not enough to make Pei Le angry. What he is angry about is that Cheng Yi won't help him, but also wants to stop him, and even wants to stop him by killing him.

The reason why Pei Le was sure about this idea was that Cheng Yi mentioned seven years ago directly.

To this day, Cheng Yi is still defending the man named Bai Yi, which is the final result of Pei Le.

This result quickly shattered the growing love for Cheng Yi in Pei Le's mind day after day, and these loves gathered together again after passing the word Bai Yi, turning into some kind of lingering hatred meaning.

"Brother, I was wrong," Pei Le covered his stomach and smiled and apologized to Cheng Yi, "I'm talking nonsense, don't take it seriously."

I can still laugh...

Cheng Yi frowned and lifted Pei Le's clothes up. With that punch just now, Pei Le's white muscles were covered with a patch of green.