crime shadow [criminal investigation]

"Take the box on the left, organic low-fat high-calcium."

"This?" Jiang Bei directly picked up two boxes of milk and threw them into the cart.

Jiang Nan was lying on the armrest of the shopping cart, his whole body was boneless, and he could not straighten his waist. The doctor suggested that he be hospitalized for two days for observation, but he firmly believed that the doctor was trying to cheat him of the hospitalization fee, and complained about the expensive and unpalatable food at the hospital , The doctor told him to leave, but Jiang Nan was also quick and forgot to take the painkillers.

There are quite a lot of people in this shopping mall. Jiang Bei pulled the other end of the shopping cart, dragged a cripple through the dazzling array of shelves, passed by the women's products area, baby products area, and finally stopped in the pots and pans area. Started to doubt life in situ.

"Brother, just tell me what you want to buy, don't you think it's embarrassing for two men to walk around in the women's and baby products section?" Jiang Nan said.

"I'm looking for the food section."

"downstairs."

Jiang Bei swung the shopping cart 180 degrees, and suddenly felt light, and the disability made him fall off.

"...how about you sit inside?"

"Do you think I'm retarded?"

"..."

Jiang Bei may not be in charge of the family and doesn't know the price of rice, oil and salt. The imported snack area looks like his family's, with chocolates, fudge, cookie puffs and other small snacks stuffed into the cart for free.

"Wait, who will eat these you buy?" Jiang Nan asked.

"you eat."

"When have you ever seen me eat snacks? My eight-pack abs don't agree with me eating such high-fat and high-sugar foods." Jiang Nan put the things back on the shelf, "Are you misunderstanding me? You want me to For snacks, your mother wants me to drink chicken soup and crucian carp soup and eat brown sugar poached eggs!"

Jiang Bei asked casually: "Is there something wrong?"

"The novice mother in the obstetrics next door eats these every day."

Jiang Bei: "..."

"I think Auntie misunderstood me a lot." Jiang Nan pushed the shopping cart to the food area, saw the lively lobsters and couldn't walk, pointed out and let Jiang Bei fight back.

"The doctor said that you can't eat seafood, just buy vegetables. My mother will come tomorrow, bringing mountain chicken and crucian carp that my father personally went to the farm to catch."

Jiangnan: "..."

Jiangnan can still recall his fear of being dominated by chicken soup and crucian carp soup during his illness. What was even more frightening was that the chicken soup had to be stewed with Chinese medicinal herbs, which caused his nosebleeds every now and then.But it was the meal made by Auntie herself, and every time Jiang Nan licked the bowl to the fullest, Auntie became more energetic and added enough food, so Xiao Jiangnan woke up earlier than usual.

"You have to explain our superior-subordinate relationship to Auntie," Jiang Jiang said, "Every time Auntie looks at me, her left eye says "Inheritance", and her right eye says "Inheritance". If I can give birth, I will definitely give birth to you! "

Jiang Bei explained without blushing, "She just thinks you look like a girl."

"It's not my fault that I grew up like this," Jiang Nan raised his sleeves to show off his biceps, "Am I not powerful enough?"

Jiang Nan is a typical type who looks thin in clothes and fleshy in clothes. He has a well-proportioned skeleton. He may have exercised well during college, but he followed Jiang Bei to the gym on weekends when he had nothing to do.However, he doesn't like to wear slim-fitting clothes. He usually wears a loose T-shirt and sweatpants, which can't stand out, causing other people's eyes to focus on that plump and beautiful face. It really... looks like a girl.

Jiang Bei scanned the inner side of his fairer arm, ignoring any biceps: "...It's really not my mother's fault."

"..." Jiangnan put down his sleeves, took two boxes of chicken wings and marinade and left without looking back.

Since Ms. Deng will bring her confinement meals to Jiang Bei's home tomorrow, Jiang Nan didn't buy much meat, and the most were milk and honey.After the checkout clerk scanned the barcode, just as Jiang Bei was about to pay the bill, Jiang Nan reported his membership number boldly.

He is a regular customer, and the checkout clerk smiled knowingly at him: "Debit the money directly from the membership card."

Jiang Nan nodded: "How many points do I have now?"

"8563, there will be [-] points soon."

"OK, thanks."

Jiang Bei pushed the trolley to the parking lot, moved things into the trunk, and brought out the pile of fruits from the hospital. It couldn't fit in, so he had to put it in the back seat.

"You go to this mall all the time just to save points?" Jiang Bei asked.

Jiang Nan sipped organic milk: "Well, [-] points can be exchanged for gifts."

"What gift?"

"A stainless steel basin."

"..." Jiang Bei was speechless for a moment, "Just for a stainless steel basin, you spent more than 8000 here in two months?"

"You made a mistake, two yuan earns one point," Jiang Jiang said before realizing the seriousness of the problem, "Your mother has taken care of me for so long, I brought her here to buy a gift before she left. With you, I don’t like to eat pork except pork ribs. I can only buy expensive ones. If you don’t buy vegetables, you don’t know that the second senior brother’s price has increased, and the second senior brother’s pork ribs are going up even more. Having said that, chives are 16 yuan a catty. Besides, it’s useless to keep the salary. Although I really want to buy a house in Ning’an, my social security account has not been completed for five years, and the developer will definitely not dare to sell it to me. , the money will depreciate when it is saved, and it is more cost-effective to spend it.”

Jiang Bei couldn't refute this reason.Jiangnan is like a beast who has just started living in groups. He has a normal job and gets a salary like an ordinary person. Shopping for vegetables and cooking will make him feel that his existence is meaningful, but what about the stainless steel basin?The little genius who committed a crime was actually locked up by a pot.

Jiang Bei: "Let me ask you, is there any discount for members?"

Jiang Nan blinked: "Will there be a discount under normal circumstances?"

"Then you can't just give you a stainless steel basin after spending [-] yuan!" Jiang Bei took out his mobile phone, found the person in charge of market supervision in the address book, and said as soon as he connected, "Hi, this is XXX mall, this mall What's going on? Imported food is taxed indiscriminately, milk is more expensive than the official website, members don't get a discount, and if you spend [-] pieces, you will get a pot for free. This is defrauding consumers."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Two for you?"

The owner of this shopping mall doesn't know what kind of bloody storm will be ushered in because of a stainless steel basin.

Jiang Bei drove home, and because Jiang Nan was a sick patient, he cooked for himself, so this scene appeared when the meal was served-two dishes and one soup were all served in a stainless steel basin, and he was blind to Jiang Nan's food. Eye.

"You won't be in trouble with the basin, are you?" Jiang Nan picked up a chopsticks dish and put it in his mouth. He didn't dare to chew, but swallowed it directly. "They will send me text messages on weekends. I have members from several shopping malls, and their family is the most enthusiastic, and they will remind me of temperature changes.”

The dining room was dimly lit, and Jiang Bei was sitting at the dining table in cotton home clothes. There was still a piece of grease splashed on his chest from cooking, and his hair was also smooth. It was a bit more smokey than the image of a capable elite in the past.But he didn't expect his cooking to be so unpalatable, his face was blacker than a burnt chicken wing, and he couldn't get his hands off the chopsticks.

"The shopping mall wants to cheat you, so naturally it has to provide good service. Do you eat takeaway?"

Jiang Nan looked up: "Don't waste it, you did such a good job, don't do it again next time."

Jiang Bei's culinary skills are famous all over the world, and his own mother can't eat it. When the criminal police detachment just moved to the new house, they were clamoring to hold a relocation banquet. They brought pots, pans, cooking oil and toilet paper and went to the deputy team's house to have a meal with great interest. , Half of the people asked for leave the next day, so far no one dared to step into the door of his house.

Jiang Bei didn’t want to eat either, so he went to the refrigerator to get a fitness meal, and put it in the microwave to heat it up to fill his stomach, but he always felt that something was missing. Maybe his stomach was used to Jiangnan’s rice, so he suddenly stuffed it with some low-fat, high-protein food Food it protested.

Jiang Bei appeased his stomach, and walked into the bedroom with his slippers on. Seeing him talking, Jiang Nan was absolutely sure that he was shocked by his own cooking skills, and followed closely.

Due to the unhealed abdominal wound, Jiang Bei banned strenuous exercise. Jiang Nan didn't do it for a long time, and rolled into a ball at the corner of the bed after washing.

The downstairs neighbors seemed to be still having dinner, and they invited guests. The laughter floated up, interspersed with a few children's cries and laughter, and the noise was filled with peace.Jiang Bei took the book by the bed, turned to the page he read last night, and couldn't help but move his eyes lightly to the next volume.

Jiang Nan seemed to suffocate himself to death. He shrank into the quilt, leaving only his feet hanging by the bed, moving occasionally.

It was rare for a night to stop, Jiang Bei felt extremely abnormal, and threw off the quilt: "What are you doing?"

Under the quilt, Jiang Nan was already sound asleep, with his hands resting on his side cheeks, breathing shallow and evenly.Jiang Bei took the pillow and rubbed it against his head. The back of his hand inadvertently rubbed against the black screen of the mobile phone. It was hot and scalding, obviously he had played it just now.

"..."

Must have seen something incredible.

Without further ado, Jiang Bei threw the head in his hand, took the phone and unlocked it familiarly, at this moment Jiang Nan woke up, turned over, wrapped his hands and feet around Jiang Bei, and muttered, "It's late, I'm sleepy, I can go to bed now" .

Jiang Bei didn't like his tricks, he raised the phone above his head, turned to the running background, and a small movie that could be closed in the future suddenly appeared in front of him, although the mute was turned off, the intensity was normal.

The bedroom was immediately filled with a decadent oriental flavor. Even though Jiang Bei had scanned pornography and watched the live broadcast when he was at the grassroots level, he never thought that there would be people watching such things on his bed and next to him in this life!

"Do you want to meet the captain of the anti-pornography brigade next door?"

"No way," Jiangnan sat up "chuckles", grabbed the phone, and explained without changing his face, "I watched it with a pious learning attitude. This is an ordinary teaching video. In ancient times, men marry wives and women marry Didn’t someone teach it? Before you, I had no actual combat experience. Learning makes people progress, otherwise you think I have so many tricks? It’s not that Maria Ozawa taught me well. Look, she is very beautiful, and she is a mixed race... ...Mmm! Mmm!!"

Jiang Bei picked up the pillow and slapped Jiang Nan in the face, trying to keep his mouth shut no matter what.This person is too much, first he was dissatisfied with the apple being thrown all day, and then he went to the stupid mall for a stainless steel basin for two months. The right ear is out, it is like playing the piano to the cow.

"I...I can't, I can't breathe." Jiang Nan pinched Jiang Bei's waist, twisted his long legs, followed by his whole body, turned 180 degrees, and instantly regained his absolute position, "If you do this again I'm going to do something bad."

Jiang Bei stayed in the bondage, his hands were strangled, he met Jiang Nan's gaze from bottom to top, broke into the pair of cat-like pupils, and his heavy breathing miraculously calmed down.

The downstairs neighbors had finished their meal. Jiang Bei had seen them before. They were a young newlyweds who occasionally played a little flirtatious. At the moment, the husband was tuning his guitar, and the wife was nestling in a hanging basket on the balcony, waiting for her lover to give her a hand. She sings a love song.

[Hellomonica, and you are Pandora. 】

The deep guitar sound and warm male voice slowly drifted into the window. Jiang Bei tilted his head to listen, revealing his small earlobe, and Jiang Nan was caught between his teeth for fun.

The people downstairs are still singing: [Black gives you eyes, black gives you light, and also gives you a black heart, you hide in the black forest, every black night, like a black fan.You stained my living room, you broke my vase, you tore my sweater, you are stupid and smart, you are clumsy and sensitive, you are passionate and unfeeling, and cruel. 】

At the end of the song, Jiang Bei turned his head, his earlobe slipped out from between his teeth, Jiang Nan bit his lip with pity, his eyes swept over Jiang Bei's neck lightly and softly.

"... Are you possessed by Maria Ozawa?" Jiang Bei quickly grabbed his head with his eyes, otherwise his neck would suffer. "Be quiet, please? Let me sleep well tonight②."

Jiang Nan snorted, reached out to turn off the bedside lamp, and kissed him in the dark: "Listen to you, good night then, I'll say 'good night' to you."

"OK, good night."

……

5 minute later.

"Do you think Maria Ozawa is pretty?"

"roll."

"I still have Rola Takizawa's, which is also of mixed race and more beautiful, can you see it?"

"Go away~"