he's just my boyfriend

"...Baby, are you okay?" Looking at Tao Fang whose face was blocked by his hair, Fang Qi hesitated to speak, doubting his own ears a little.

After all, smashing wine bottles and getting married are completely different things, and they have nothing to do with each other.

"I'm very nice to Fang Qi." Tao Fang raised his head and stared at him, "I haven't had a drop of alcohol today, and it's not because of any stimulation. I'm serious."

Fang Qi paused, speechless.

The "marriage proposal" came too suddenly...

"I just don't know if I'm old enough. I'm not even in my twenties this year." Fang Qi didn't answer and Tao Fang was able to carry on on his own. He picked up his phone and started Baidu's country where same-sex marriage is legal, and asked him, "You Where do you like, Germany, Switzerland, England... Ah yes, Belgium too."

"How about Belgium, it happens that my mother is still there." Tao Fang started to look up the age for same-sex marriage in Belgium as he spoke, "It's fine, if parents agree, you can still be 16 years old, I'm enough for Fang Qi."

Fang Qi was fooled by Tao Fang's nonsense.

He held Tao Fang and slid his hand up and down on the phone screen: "Tao Tao, I think...you may need to go back to sleep."

But Tao Fang looked into his eyes and said, "I thought you would agree to any request I made to you at any time, including marriage."

"No, no, only marriage is not included." Fang Qi frowned with some difficulty, and forced himself to reorganize his words, "Tao Tao, you know that's not what I meant. Marriage is a very serious thing."

"You think I'm careless..."

Before Tao Fang finished speaking, he heard the Banana sister and brother exclaimed in surprise: "What! You are getting married!!!"

Xiao Qianxu still held the overseas phone call with his own sister, and immediately told Xiao Jingxuan the shocking secret he had heard: "Sister! Tao is getting married!!!"

Xiao Jingxuan was so shocked that he didn't even remember the name of Tao Mian's partner: "Huh??? Just like the one in his circle of friends?"

"That's right! The two of them were discussing this just now! Oh my God! We're both getting married before we get out of Shan Tao!" It seemed that Xiao Qianxu was getting married, and he was even more excited than the two protagonists.

Tao Mian: "..."

Fang Qi: "..."

That night, with Fang Qi's efforts, Tao Fang finally accepted the suggestion that the two go back to their respective homes and sleep separately for a night to calm down.

Fang Qi's original words were: "If you wake up tomorrow morning and are still so urgent... I hope we can go anywhere to get a certificate, then I will listen to you."

I don't know if it was caused by Fang Qi's words or what, Tao Fang felt sleepy for the first time when he returned home.

He ran to the bathroom and took a brief shower, forced his consciousness to dry his hair, and then fell asleep, which made Tao Yongjie very rare.

At that time, neither of them realized the seriousness of this matter that Xiao Qianxu knew.

So the two protagonists fell asleep, but this did not prevent the siblings, who claimed to be best man and bridesmaid, from jumping around.

The first to bear the brunt was Xiao Qianxu's sister Xiao Jingxuan.

When Xiao Jingxuan found out, she turned around and went to find Mama Tao in Belgium to verify the authenticity of the news.

Belgium is six hours ahead of China.

It's a big deal if you don't ask, as soon as you ask, it wakes up Tao's mother's drowsiness.

First, he stared blankly at the design draft he had placed on the bedside table for a while, and then hurriedly called Tao Yongjie.

Tao Fang had just fallen asleep when Tao Yongjie received the call.

Hearing this, while holding the phone, he couldn't stop thinking about things that obviously had no logical connection: "I said why did he go to bed so early today, it's just after twelve o'clock..."

"Going to sleep? Then don't disturb him. It's rare for him to go to bed early. I'll ask tomorrow morning." Mother Tao understood Tao Yongjie's thoughts in the cradle.

Tao Yongjie responded with "good, good", but this is no way to sit still.

Staying alone in the living room with no lights on and drinking boring tea, the more I drink, the more uncomfortable I feel.

The little bastard upstairs has only just grown up not long ago, and it's not like the stinky boy of the Fang family who is 25 or 20. His son is about to be tricked into getting married before he turns [-]? ? ?

Tao Yongjie was a little skeptical about life.

When he started pouring the second pot of tea, Tao Yongjie decided to confront Fang Shiqiang to see what he meant.

Their family had been so supportive in the previous share war, why is it still taking advantage of their family's Tao Fang now?

Then this confrontation made Fang Shiqiang dumbfounded: "No wonder tonight I suddenly left the whole room and ran away..."

Mrs. Fang at the side was even more frightened: "What? I'm getting married soon? If I agree, I want to get married!"

This made Tao Yongjie unhappy, how could he act good if he got the cheap?It's okay.

……

After a night of twists and turns, the shocking secret of "Tao Fang and Fang Qi want to get married" finally reached the ears of the two protagonists.

Early the next morning, Fang Qi and Tao Fang looked at the elders waiting beside the bed with dark circles on their respective beds in bewilderment.

Tao Fang's face was full of drowsiness: "Did I talk in my sleep last night?"

Fang Qi sat on the bed and wiped his face twice: "He called me just now and you received it?"

Tao Yongjie was in a hurry: "Is it really going to end?"

"It's a knot, it's a knot." Tao Fang didn't bother to find out how this person knew, and began to fumble around for his mobile phone to call Fang Qi.

It's been a long time since I got home and I haven't gone to bed as early as yesterday, and now I wake up with a foggy head, and I still have a big tongue when I talk: "Crooked."

As soon as Fang Qi finished talking on the phone, the phone came in: "Well, have you decided?"

"Knot." Tao Fang replied lazily with a nasal voice.

Under the breath-holding gaze of his parents, Fang Qi wiped his face twice, and did what he said: "Okay, listen to you."

There was still a low tone in the voice that had just woken up, which was a tone that Tao Mian was familiar with and could no longer be familiar with.

After two or three sentences, the phone was hung up.

Fang Shiqiang clutched his forehead and turned around on the spot, taking two deep breaths.

Fang's mother immediately exploded: "What do you listen to him! A child is a child, what if it's just a whim!"

Fang Qi couldn't remember the last time when he opened his eyes in the morning and found that his parents were all stuck in his bedroom.

His mother's prejudice against Tao Mian did not come from Tao Mian's high or low status, he also understood this point.

But as he slowly got down from the bed to put on his slippers, he said calmly: "Anyway, the two men can't be said to suffer or not, it doesn't matter."

Mother Fang: "..."

speechless x1

Tao Yongjie is the same as Fang's mother.

He still couldn't accept the fact that his son was about to get married before he turned 20: "He Fang Qi is of marriageable age, but you are still young, what if you meet someone better in the future!"

Tao Fang put his hand back into his clothes and scratched his back. His slow-moving brain felt that this problem seemed familiar.

"But there are people who are better than me..." Tao Fang didn't open his eyes completely, and after scratching his back, he reached out and scratched his buttocks, "Let the better ones be better than me." Well, it has nothing to do with me."

Tao Yongjie: "..."

speechless x2

Belgium.

Mother Tao, who had been anxious for almost a whole day, finally got a call from her husband at the party of the judges, and said, "How is it?"

Tao Yongjie walked out of Tao Fang's bedroom, his face was full of pain, his whole body was filled with sorrow, and he spoke like lead: "It's true."

Mother Tao could barely hold the champagne glass in her hand, and stood on the balcony staring blankly at the Leie River, which was shimmering in the afternoon sun.

Before noon, Tao Fang and Fang Qi found that their parents seemed to be busy—the four parents finally formed the first WeChat group because of the marriage of their two children.

Tao Mian recalled carefully, the busyness seems to have started when he said to Tao Yongjie, "It must be done before the end of the winter vacation".

Tao Fang, who gradually recovered his IQ, felt that he probably understood what happened.

But this is a big matter, so Tao Fang sent Fang Qi a WeChat message before interfering with them.

-I want to confirm one thing with you.

-Ok?

- We agreed to "get a certificate", right? We're not going to hold a wedding, are we?

-Yes.

Fang Qi returned quickly, and the two quickly reached an agreement.

To be honest, Fang Qi was about to interrupt the process of his parents' wedding preparations until they were about to take off.

In the blink of an eye, Fang Shiqiang even checked the wedding seating chart with Tao Yongjie.

-The question about "how two foreigners successfully obtained a same-sex marriage certificate in Belgium" is beyond my understanding. I leave it to you.

-OK.

Fang Qi thought for a while and added another sentence.

-Actually, if you have enough money, it's not a problem at all.

- Well, then I'll pay you to get married.

Tao Mian didn't hesitate at all when he typed out this line.

Compared with the complicated trip to Belgium, it is more like talking about the nine-yuan civil affairs bureau trip in China, which is relaxed and refreshing.

After I sent it out, I couldn't help but sigh with emotion. It's great that you can solve the problem with money without using your brain.

But Fang Qi is more entangled. It is inappropriate to ask Tao Fang to marry him, both emotionally and rationally.

Fortunately, he suddenly received an overseas call - from Mother Tao.

"You really decided to get married by yourself, didn't you decide to get married after secretly reading my design draft?" Mother Tao's first sentence made Fang Qi stunned.

It turned out that this was the reason why Mama Tao insisted on rejecting the organizer and wanting to win the "Oscar" again.

What was drawn on her design draft was nothing else but a pair of rings.

To be precise, it should be a pair of men's couple rings.

After Fang Qi secretly reached an agreement with Mother Tao, everything became logical.

Tao Fang was very satisfied when he heard that Fang Qi promised that he could get the marriage certificate with only money and no brains.

He doesn't even have to worry about when to fly to Belgium. He is like a big boss who is only responsible for giving orders and finalizing the allocation of funds. He can just lie at home and wait for Fang Qi's little brother to do things.

The two words in uppercase are comfortable.

Just as busy as Fang Qi, there is Tao's mother who is far away in Belgium.

When the organizer asked her to be a judge for the next session, she only made one small request, which was to trouble them to get out the pair of diamond rings on her design draft.

This is definitely much better than the tricky problems that the organizers expected to face. Without saying a word, they put an "urgent order" on Mama Tao's diamond ring.

About ten days and a half months later, Boss Tao saw that the time was almost up, and he would have to start school if he didn't fly to Belgium, so he started to urge him.

"What's the matter, is the household registration very troublesome? I tried a little Baidu. It seems that we are both married for the first time, so it's not particularly troublesome?" Call up.

"No trouble." Fang Qi looked at the chat dialog box with his mother-in-law on his notebook and said, "I was planning to tell you when you came to pick me up after get off work today, the ticket has been booked, and it will take off this Friday."

Boss Tao, who doesn't worry about anything, deliberately took his phone away to look at the day of the week, and counted with his fingers: "Isn't that the day after tomorrow? I suddenly feel a little happy."

Just after hanging up the phone, Fang Qi received the finished design draft.

Looking at those photos, he suddenly realized that this seemed to be the first time his aesthetics of things like diamond rings were online.

It's amazing, exactly the same as his Tao Fang.

On Friday, on a flight to Belgium.

"I don't understand why the two of you have to come here to suffer when there is a private jet at home." Tao Yongjie swayed in his seat with sunglasses on, looking disgusted to death, "Your mother too, even I don’t want to sit in first class, but I like to squeeze in economy class.”

Tao Mian leisurely flipped through the travel magazine at hand: "You'd better keep your mouth shut, no one is forcing you to come, you can go and take your private jet by yourself."

"Fart!" Tao Yongjie really felt that talking to Tao Fang might not get better, "Have you ever given birth to a son! Do you fucking know what it's like when your son is getting married and becoming a father!"

Tao Fang nodded casually: "Is that why you took Fang Qi's place and sat next to me?"

Tao Yongjie gave Fang Qi a hard look, who was also trying to appease his parents: "Is the economy class paid for your endorsement fee? One or two like to compete for a seat."

"You have a voice that is louder. You are not a real man when you whisper next to my ear." Tao Mian raised his chin and nodded around the neighbors who were wearing blindfolds and fell asleep.

Tao Yongjie: "..."

After speaking, Tao Fang also took out a blindfold, adjusted his posture on the chair at will, and made a posture of going to sleep, leaving Tao Yongjie staring blankly.

"If you admit that the economy class is not bad, I can help you find another blindfold." Tao Fang knew that this person would not remember to bring such a thing, and said leisurely with the corner of his mouth bent.

"I don't." Tao Yongjie turned his back angrily, not looking at his son who was facing up.

Tao Mian continued to laugh and said, "You must have never seen the flight time. It takes twelve hours to fly to Belgium from here."

Tao Yongjie persisted for a minute, then gave in one second before the second minute, and twisted his body back: "... Well, in fact, the economy class... is more lively, each has its own advantages and disadvantages."

As soon as the words fell, Tao Fang was like magic, and a second blindfold appeared out of nowhere.

After landing, everyone spent a day or two adjusting the jet lag.

Adding Mama Tao who was already in Belgium, there were only two families and six people in total. Those on the list of Fang Shiqiang and Tao Yongjie were all cut off.

According to Boss Tao's plan, they will stay here until the day before his school starts, about a week.

During the period, he picked up a random day to get the certificate, and then went to a church he had never seen before and wandered around to finish the job.

But obviously it is important to have a little brother who can do things well.

Fang Qi was very thoughtful and helped him simplify the process: "Actually, obtaining the certificate is very simple. If you really want to go to the church, you can ask the priest in the church. When we arrive, ask him to give us the marriage certificate."

Tao Mian's eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh to decide: "This is good!"

Tao Yongjie, still wearing sunglasses, shook his head with a "tsk tsk" and said, "You only pursue so little. It's a shame that you are still studying some kind of creative major, which is tacky."

Tao Fang really wanted to blow this person's head off: "You said you wanted to follow, but you insisted on dragging Fang Qi's parents into the water, so you can't imitate others? Wouldn't it be better to be quiet!"

Tao Yongjie fell silent, and Tao Yongjie fell silent again.

In the past two days, Tao Yongjie, who has always insisted on being the spirit behind his two sons, has been in a cycle of being cheap, being bullied by Tao, and being silent.

After Tao Fang ran into him, he admits to being cowardly and never wants to fight.

In his disappointment, the day when Boss Tao came to the church came soon.

It was also at this time that Tao Yongjie finally reluctantly accepted the organization's arrangement, and sat in the church with his wife and two in-laws honestly, waiting for the couple who were about to have their marriage certificate.

Finally, there were no more small sun light bulbs following him, and Tao Fang let out a long sigh of relief facing the blue sky above his head, and let Baiyan slip away from his mouth with hot air.

Before going out today, he specially added LeLabo's GAIAC10 to his scarf, and his whole body was surrounded by the smell of cedar and musk. Inexplicably, he felt that it matched the canal city of Bruges very well.

Bruges is a city located in the northwest of Belgium, about an hour's drive from Brussels, the capital of Belgium.

Built on the imitation of a canal, it has the reputation of "Venice of the North" and "Sleeping Beauty of the Middle Ages". .

The elders were there a few days ago, and they almost went to all the tourist attractions in Belgium that they should go to. Now Tao Fang just wants to stay close to Fang Qi, fingers intertwined, and he can go anywhere.

"Bruges has more than fifty bridges across the canal." Fang Qi introduced as he looked at the canal beside the two.

The degree of development of the city's canals is so exaggerated that Tao avoids it, because they even shuttle through the city center, which is quite unique.

There are many elegantly furnished boatmen on the canal, Tao Fang just rolled his eyes, and Fang Qi could see what he was thinking.

"Should we take a boat? Let them drive us directly to the church." Fang Qi obviously did a lot of homework in advance and knew everything about Belgium like the back of his hand.

Tao Fang's response was to raise his head and kiss Fang Qi's side face, and the two little canine teeth were placed in front of his lover without showing any timidity.

In addition to being a paradise for chocolate lovers, Belgium is also a paradise for gays.

As one of the world-renowned gay capitals, Tao Fang and Fang Qi can stick together generously, and as foreigners, receive blessings or envious attention from passers-by.

Fortunately, the old foreign man who drove the boat for them matched the tranquility of the city, and was not at all the same as the chatty drivers in Beijing.

At this time, the peak period of tourists has passed, and there are two people on the whole boat, Tao Mian and Fang Qi.

They snuggled together, facing the morning light, slowly rippling in the waves of the canal, admiring the romantic and elegant Renaissance Gothic ancient buildings on both sides of the bank that escaped the Second World War.

Every time you pass through a bridge hole street, it is like reading a unit story that happened in a medieval fairy tale town. Tao Fang is impressed by the rich cultural heritage here.

Leaving the urban area, the two of them came to a wide grassland with the boat. The warm winter sun shone beautifully on it, with a faint golden light shining.

Just when Tao Fang was trying to figure out what the flowers dotted among the green grass looked like, he heard Fang Qi calling his name.

But his eyes were still on the flower, and he didn't notice that in Fang Qi's gesture, the boat they were riding on had quietly stopped, and they were moving forward little by little with the microwave.

"Tao Fang." Fang Qi called him again.

Only then did Tao Fang turn his head around, looking at Fang Qi with a smile that had hardly been put away these days: "Why..."

As soon as he uttered a word, it was stuck by the small square that Fang Qi took out from his pocket.

In his satisfied eyes, Fang Qi opened the small square in his hand, revealing a pair of diamond rings embedded in the fleece.

The sizes of the two rings are not as different as ordinary couple rings, but one of them is slightly smaller.

The first thing that caught Tao Mian's eyes was the shining light blue crystals and red gemstones on the pair of rings.

The face of the ring seems to imitate the cutting face of a diamond, but it is exquisitely designed and can be seen in the shape of a crown, which reminds Tao Fang of the one in "The Little Prince".

The wide version of the plain ring retains the original shape of the cut surface, and only a layer of blue crystals is laid along the corners. There is no overly complicated design. A slightly larger ruby ​​​​is embedded in the bottom of the ring, while the thin version is just the opposite.

The cut surface is made into a hollow shape, only the edges and corners are kept as the ring face lines, and the same blue crystals are thinly sprinkled inside, but three small rubies are inlaid on the three vertices of the ring face crown pattern As an embellishment.

The two colors of red and blue blend very harmoniously, and with the blessing of the crown, it is so shining that it is not feminine at all.

Almost immediately, Tao Fang thought of the watch he had given Fang Qi—there was no doubt that this pair of diamond rings was his mother's masterpiece.

Tao Fang felt that he was almost drunk to death in that familiar blue.

He heard the wind blowing leisurely by his ears, the chirping of birds in the distance, and the love story told to him by the pair of diamond rings.

"Can I help you put it on?"

Looking at the man in front of him with a smile that reached his eyes, Tao Fang only nodded foolishly.

Fang Qi put the crown inlaid with rubies on the ring finger of his left hand, couldn't help pulling it to his lips, and dropped a light kiss.

This was the first time Fang Qi kissed the back of Tao Fang's hand, and that pious look was engraved into Tao Fang's bones along with today's warm sun.

"My little prince, can you please help me put it on?"

Fang Qi was still smiling, but Tao Fang who was smiling would melt his heart in the winter of Bruges.

Watching the beautiful boy carefully put the crown on the same position for the man, as their only witness besides God, the kind old boatman uttered his first sentence in English since sailing today: "It's like a private order system."

But Tao Fang couldn't lower his head and kiss the back of his hand like Fang Qi did, because as soon as he lowered his head, he couldn't restrain the tears from his eyes.

Tao Fang held Fang Qi's left hand wearing the crown to his face with both hands, and looked at him stubbornly even with his head up: "This is an osmium crystal..."

He could hear the small uncontrollable tremor in his own voice.

Fang Qi also stroked his fair face with the other hand, gently wiped away the crystals from the corners of his eyes, and nodded slightly: "Baby, you are my blue gold."

Untamable and incredibly tough.

That day, they didn't wait until the church that Tao Fang had been thinking about all the time, they kissed in this canal that neither of them could name, the kiss was pure and affectionate.

Without blessings from elders and friends, and no words from the priest, the ceremonial church is still hidden behind the winding lawn.

But when the sun shines on them, it seems as if they have been blessed by the gods.

The author has something to say: ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !The end of the text is spicy! ! ! !The little cuties who have been with the crabs all the time! ! ! !

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