Wanderer

Halfway through July, all the turmoil has settled down with the soaring temperature, and Wen Hai and the entire criminal investigation team are rarely idle.Captain Fang is in a stable condition and is still recuperating at home. He happily watches soap operas with Shuixiu every day, and I heard that he even learned to knit sweaters. , good-tempered, sweet-looking, and ingenious, baked cookies and milk candy for the single dogs of the criminal investigation team.

Chai Fanwen, whose tail was almost up to the sky, showed his affection in the big office and caused a lot of hatred. When he saw that he was about to OT, he ran into Wenhai's office, cleared his throat, held a jar in one hand, and said, "Single dogs take the one on the left." Dog food, for the rest, take the wedding candy on the right."

Wen Hai's eyes wandered between the bone-shaped biscuit on the left and the heart-shaped candy on the right, with a slightly tangled expression.

Chai Fanwen directly helped him choose, and put the pile of "bones" in front of him, "You will die from eating dog food, chocolate flavor."

"The one on the right." Wen Hai raised his chin and stretched out his hand, "Give me a piece of candy."

"This is not for single dogs." Chai Fanwen protected the food, "You..."

Wen Hai showed a meaningful smile, still stretching out his hand.

Chai Fanwen tremblingly put the candy jar on the table, stared at Wen Hai's face, "Are you having a fever again?"

"No."

"This candy can only be eaten by those who have a partner."

"Ah."

"Then you still want to eat?"

"Ah."

"Do you have a partner?"

"Ah."

Chai Fanwen lowered his head and reacted for three seconds, and an earth-shattering noise erupted: "When the hell did you have a date?!"

Xiaofeng, who was about to knock on the door, fell in with a "plop" and stared at Wenhai, who was eating milk candy expressionlessly, "What the hell?! Mosquito, are you in love?!"

Wen Hai: "Well, we've talked... Do you need me?"

"You sign this interrogation report... Hey, what are you..." Xiaofeng handed over the folder with an expression of disbelief, "Are you really in a relationship?"

"I lied to you." Wen Hai looked down at the document.

Chai Fanwen: "Did you really lie to us?"

"real."

"Oh, I knew you couldn't..."

"It's really falling in love."

"..."

Xiaofeng and Chai Fanwen agreed and sighed in unison - "Fuck!"

After Xiaofeng, who had a dreamy expression, went out with the folder, Chai Fanwen sat opposite Wenhai, still frowning sadly, with a worried face like marrying a daughter.

Wen Hai looked at him: "Is there anything else?"

"You...are you serious?" Chai Fanwen still refused to face the reality.

"Hmm." Wen Hai moved his cheeks uncomfortably—the milk candy was a bit sticky to his teeth, "Are you all right?"

Chai Fanwen looked at Ba Fengdong's face opposite him, and judged with the detective's intuition: "Did you suddenly ask me what 'together' means last month?"

"……Um."

"Can a few more words exhaust you?"

"Yes, that's right, it was at that time." Wen Hai gestured, "Eight characters... Counting Erhuayin and nine, what's the problem?"

"Oh, hello——" Chai Fanwen leaned back on the back of the chair, and looked at Wen Hai carefully, "I didn't notice it, it's been more than a month, and the spring color on your face is really hidden deep enough."

Wen Hai poked the tip of the gel pen on the draft paper and gave a "tsk".

Chai Fanwen tapped the rhythm on the armrest with his fingertips, so that he could analyze Wen Hai in his spare time: "That girl really loves you too, so you can do the math yourself, assuming that you two have been together since June 50st, and you have been together for at least [-] years." A total of more than [-] days, how many days do you always leave work at normal time? This Saturday and Sunday are spent in the office and at the scene, not to mention a serious date, do you spend as long with other girls as you do to read the transcript?"

The tip of the pen paused, Wen Hai raised his head: "So you took time off from duty last Saturday to go on a date?"

"...It's about your relationship problem, please don't change the topic on me." Chai Fanwen threw a dog food biscuit at Wenhai, "It's so rare for you to be tempted, cherish it, brother."

Wen Hai frowned slightly: "Not everyone in the team is so virtuous when they are busy."

"So our team's marriage and love situation is worrying. If it continues like this, we can only produce and sell it ourselves, and solve it internally." Chai Fanwen said, "Besides, everyone wants to date but has more energy than energy. I don't think you have thought about it at all. After this, if that girl doesn't really love you, she won't be able to bear it for three days."

Unprepared and caught off guard, the pen in Wen Hai's hand twirled chaotically a few times between his fingers and then fell on the table, "A date?"

"A date!"

"Hmm... let me think about it." Wen Hai was thoughtful.

"What are you thinking about? Just make an appointment."

"We have to scout the terrain first, step on the spots in advance, and collect..." Wen Hai himself felt that something was wrong, coughed, and stopped the car in time.

Chai Fanwen said angrily: "Reassign another monitoring, set up a post, Wen Deputy Team, you are proficient in your business."

"..."

Seizing this once-in-a-hundred-year opportunity, Chai Fanwen had a good time with Wen Hai, and got up to say goodbye before the other party began to unilaterally beat him. As soon as he walked to the door, he heard the person behind him say: "There is one more thing, then People are not girls."

"Oh, it's not a girl, it's young..." The last word "female" stuck in Chai Fanwen's throat for a moment, and fell back with a thud. He turned his head slowly, and had a weird exchange with the calm-looking Wen Hai for a few seconds. Make eye contact, "Uh, uh...that...that means..."

"That person is a man, and so am I." Wen Hai ended the topic neatly in eight words, "Go and write materials when you're free, and remember to hand in the summary of the last study seminar tomorrow."

Chai Fanwen turned around the door in a daze, looked at the blue sky and white clouds outside the window, then at Wenhai who had continued to work at his desk, and finally at the empty corridor, and said with determination: "Uh...well, then This is even more difficult, you cherish it... Also, don't worry, um, it's okay, don't worry."

He didn't say what to make Wen Hai "relieve", he hugged the dog food biscuit in his hand, and walked out like going forward.

The door lock of the office "clicked", Wen Hai raised his eyes to look in the direction of the door, turned the pen in his hand a few more times, and the tip of the pen landed on the draft paper, drawing a smiling face.

After a few seconds, two more words were scrawled next to the smiling face - "date", followed by a huge question mark.

So, at nine o'clock that night, Bai Yunqi, who was sitting in the restaurant with Wen Hai, who was home from overtime work and had supper, always felt two deep eyes sweeping over his face. He couldn't sit still anymore, put down the magazine in his hand, and chatted casually about what happened all day.

In fact, it’s all right. He now goes to the driving school in the morning, goes to the training center in the afternoon, studies how to use the computer at home in the evening, practices office software in front of the tutorial, and watches the sports channel for a while. A female student cursed and cried, backed the car into the warehouse and finally practiced, and the training class organized another exam and knelt down and so on. Others might listen to it as a joke, but Wen Hai would definitely not have the slightest interest.

Just talking about the subject two mock exam this morning, Wen Hai bit the tip of his chopsticks and asked, "Do you like watching movies?"

"See a movie?"

"Watching...a football game?"

"..."

"Shopping... or something like that?"

Bai Yunqi's reflex arc ran ten times slower than usual, and after understanding Wen Hai's intentions, he took a piece of pumpkin pie and stuffed it into his mouth, shaking his head slightly.

Wen Haibian lowered his mouth, wondering: "Then you mention one."

"What are you talking about?" Bai Yunqi pretended to be stupid.

"..."

Seeing Wen Hai's unnatural expression, Bai Yunqi propped his chin up and watched for a moment with great interest, and said, "Oh——date——"

Wen Hai: "...Be careful I'll beat you up, hurry up and tell me something."

"There's no place, and I'm not familiar with this place." Bai Yunqi shrugged, "You don't like to go to places with too many people."

"so?"

"It's good to be at home."

"..."

Bai Yunqi analyzed it quite naturally: "Isn't dating just two people doing something they like together? From the perspective of this definition, you love to stay at home, and I love to watch you, so we are already dating now. "

So well-founded and logical, Wen Hai felt afterwards that he must have stayed up all night in a daze yesterday to be persuaded by Bai Yunqi, and even felt that his words made sense.

After almost 5 minutes, Wen Hai was thinking about that sentence while putting the bowl in the sink, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong.

...wait a minute, what is "I love looking at you"?

Only now did Wen Hai realize that he had been molested, and when he looked back, the bastard who was about to become a sperm had disappeared, and a voice came from the living room not too far away: "Do you want an apple?"

"Cut yourself first." Wen Hai thought that there was no fluctuation in his heart... No, he didn't want to laugh.

Well, actually there is still a little bit.

Just like that, the dating plan that had just been drafted and the beginning was still aborted, Wen Hai managed to raise Bai Yunqi into an otaku just like himself with his own efforts, and because of this, he accepted After arriving at Bai Tong'an's sincere "greetings", he almost made a fuss with Mr. Bai.

"You asked our grandpa to judge, my younger brother was abused to look like you, are you plausible?" Bai Tongan was at the old man's house with the old man tending the pile of flowers and plants when he called, and he couldn't tell the difference between the spider plants for a long time He and Lancao were hit by a cane twice, "When you have time, take a small flag and go out for a walk, and also meet the sun to get rid of the mildew."

Wen Hai happened to be huddled in the corner of the bedroom reading a novel in the posture of a mushroom—a habit he developed since he was a child, and he silently turned a page back and said, "Why do we engage in racial discrimination? Did our fungus offend you? "

Bai Tong pretended to be emotional: "Oh, what a pity, we humans are so terrible, disturbing you to keep warm?"

"..." Maybe it was because of his guilty conscience, the word "Baotuan" fell into Wenhai's ears inexplicably with a bit of erotic meaning, and then this person was shocked by his own obscenity, and cleared his throat trying to hide it.

"You caught a cold again? Brother, you really don't belong to Daji. You don't have eight lives for you to trample on."

"You fucking wish me a little bit."

"Oh, that's right, why didn't I discover the shining point of your humanity before? You plan to keep this little flag even after graduating from high school?" Bo Tong An casually mentioned, "Are you planning to draw Xiaoqi to your household registration? What's next?"

"...This situation is more complicated."

"complex?"

"It's hard to talk over the phone." Wen Hai said vaguely, "Let's talk about it in person tomorrow."

"say what?"

"Me and Xiaoqi."

Bai Tong'an shook his hands and almost smashed the watering can into the old man's precious orchid grass, "You two..."

"Ok?"

"Let me venture to guess." Bai Tong'an took a few steps back, put down the watering can, stretched his neck and looked around to confirm that the old man was still playing Go with Xin Xin in the study, and lowered his voice and said, "Are you and Xiao Qi?" ..."

"Ah."

"You're so fucking..."

"Ah."

"Hold!"

After Xinxin was killed by the old man, she lost her armor and ran out miserably to find comfort. In the end, she found a loveless Bai Tongan on the sofa, and asked, "What's the matter, baby?" ? Let my sister hug you."

"Oh, I understand a word today."

"what?"

"It's hard to guard against house thieves."

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