Wanderer

Back home with a big and thick ancient Chinese dictionary in his arms, Bai Yunqi just caught up with Wen Hai to call Bai Tongan. The right hand was occupying the pages of the novel, and the left hand was inconvenient to hold the mobile phone. He said on the speakerphone: "You Do you know your brother translates 'Why does the king come to fuck' into 'Why does the king come to do exercises'?"

Bai Tong'an: "Hahahahahahaha..."

Bai Yunqi: "..."

Seeing Bai Yunqi standing at the door, Wen Hai greeted him: "Come here, let's talk to your brother, a fake foreign devil. Where in the American continent did you two learn Chinese?"

Bai Tong'an, who was shot inexplicably, shouted: "What's the matter with me?!"

"Your high school Chinese has just passed the 140 mark, and Xiaoqi has at least passed 76 in English." Wen Hai intentionally or unintentionally avenged Bai Yunqi, "You are ashamed to laugh at him as a person with a [-] in English back then. ?"

Bai Yunqi never thought that Bai Tong'an, who now speaks English as his second mother tongue, would still have such a long time, so he pursed his lips and laughed a few times.

Bai Tong Ansheng has nothing to love: "Xiao Qi, are you still helping him?"

Bai Yunqi said seriously: "I don't."

Bai Tong'an accused quietly: "I heard you laugh."

"87's joke is 76 should be." Wen Hai looked at "dog bite dog" with satisfaction and didn't forget to make up the knife, "after all, it's still 90 points higher... Are you still passing [-] points?"

"..."

The two brothers of the Bai family were killed by Wen Hai with one blow, and each squatted back to the corner of the wall, clutching their broken hearts.

Wen Hai, who was about to hang up the phone, hadn't touched the screen yet, and said, "My mother is trying to make a blind date for you, so remember to hide in a few days."

"..." Wen Hai was hit head-on by a critical blow from the dying opponent, "Your mother?"

"My mother, your Aunt Hu." Bai Tong'an explained kindly, "The source of the news is Xiao Xin, which should be quite reliable. It is said that a young girl from her unit is looking for her, and she is discussing with your mother about the location and time of the blind date."

Bai Yunqi at the side heard Wen Hai's words "Fuck me" clearly.

Bai Tong'an: "Why don't you leave it to your family?"

Wen Hai frowned: "I'm not going to find someone to marry, it's a bunch of other things."

"Then you...and the girl..." Bai Tong'an seemed to want to say something, but swallowed the words back, "Then you'd better hide and find fault."

"Oh fine."

Bai Yunqi immediately realized that Bai Tong'an remembered that he was by Wen Hai's side, and that there were some things that were inconvenient to say in front of him. Just as he wanted to make an excuse to go back to the study, Wen Hai had already hung up the phone, and turned to look at the place where he was sitting. An ancient Chinese dictionary on the coffee table.

Wen Hai sighed heavily after his eyes shifted from the thick dictionary that could be used as a brick to Bai Yunqi who seemed ready to be scolded.

Bai Yunqi trembled in response, looked at him pitifully like a kicked puppy, and stood obediently with bowed head and hands folded.

"I originally thought you were full of food and playing with the water, but after listening to Lao Wu read me a few sentences of your translation questions..." Wen Hai thought for a few seconds, "I think I should trust you this time answer the question seriously.”

Bai Yunqi blinked expectantly, waiting for Wen Hai's next words.

"Your imagination is really beyond the level of deliberate nonsense, and only a stroke of genius can explain it."

"..."

"Does your Bai family have any obstacles in the language learning system?" Wen Hai recalled Bai Yunqi's logical and unconstrained ancient prose translation and ancient poetry appreciation, and for a while he couldn't understand what the child was thinking every day, "I still I thought that Bai Tong'an's translation of "yellow hair hanging down" into "the child dyed his hair yellow" was a swan song. Let me see."

Wen Hai usually doesn't speak many words, but whenever he speaks a sentence of more than twenty words, he can run at full speed, mocking Bai Yunqi's Chinese answers from beginning to end without even using punctuation marks. He didn't forget his mistakes, and by the way, he dug out Bai Tongan's corpse when he was young and ignorant, and flogged his corpse.

In the end, he considered the young man's thin self-esteem, and finally boasted: "The writing is good... Did you make a typo? You missed a stroke, brother... This is a bit too much."

Bai Yunqi has been beaten and scolded for so many years, but this time he really had the experience of being "ashamed to death".

Before he was about to put his "shame to death" into action, Wen Hai finally held up his noble hand, put the answer sheet on the dictionary, and said, "Old Wu told me that your Chinese teacher gave you a copy of "Guwen Guanzhi". Take a look at the dictionary and read it slowly, at least let me understand one article every week."

Bai Yunqi didn't expect the task to be so light, so he confirmed without thinking: "Just one article?"

Wen Hai had never seen such a sincere child, he couldn't help looking at him with admiration, and discussed, "How about two articles?"

"..." Bai Yunqi almost slapped himself, "One, one article is enough."

Wen Hai felt very interesting and asked, "Do you know how your name came from?"

Bai Yunqi was taken aback, and shook his head—he didn't have a name before he was six years old, and then he was suddenly told that his surname was Bai, and he had a name "Yunqi" that he couldn't understand at the time, so he was very unwilling. He was also very unaccustomed to it, and he was beaten up four or five times by his grandma before he remembered that he had to agree when someone called him "Bo Yunqi".

"'Ride a dragon, ride a thunder, carry a cloud and a flag and serve as a snake.'" Wen Hai recited slowly, "Using the cloud as a flag, and the stars as a cover... the name is as beautiful as the person."

Wen Hai was right, there was probably something wrong with his language system, Bai Yunqi had to react for a minute before realizing that the last sentence was a molestation wrapped in an elegant skin, The blood that was used to supply the brain just now turned around and rushed to the face, burning from the face to the base of the ears, the red corners of the eyes were paired with peach blossom eyes, staring at Wen Hai in shock.

Wen Hai looked down at the novel in his hand as if nothing had happened, his face wearing black-rimmed glasses was as handsome and cold as ever, in black and white, like a delicate charcoal sketch.

"Is there anything else?" Wen Hai looked up at the dumbfounded Bai Yunqi, "Are you still waiting for me to praise you for doing well in the exam?"

Bai Yunqi, who was pulled back by his words, hurriedly shook his head, threw out those unknown thoughts, grabbed the answer sheet and dictionary, stood up and said, "I, I'm going to do my homework."

When did you stutter again?Wen Hai looked at the little boy very worriedly, thought for a few seconds, and then praised: "Except for Chinese, I did well in the test this time, keep it up."

After finishing speaking, he continued to read the novel with his head down, and missed the wonderful scene of Bai Yunqi walking into the study with his hands and feet.

It doesn’t matter if you fail a monthly exam, after all, the final exam is waiting for you in three weeks, and everyone is surrounded by a sea of ​​papers every day. No matter whether the high school seniors who have been numb to the questions can remember this, it still doesn’t matter. Sadly waiting there.

Although Bai Yunqi thought that the in-place explosion in the Chinese test had nothing to do with Fang Hui's additional physics training, but under the tactful persuasion of Wu Guangming and several other teachers, Fang Hui reluctantly let go and stopped. Bai Yunqi and Sun Miao's physics papers and "small stove time" allowed them to prepare for the final exam well, and also made me more confident in giving lectures to them in the evening self-study.

In this way, Sun Miao, who can’t run upstairs to the office, is unhappy again, and according to the "Fourth Law of Sun Miao", when it is known that Sun Miao is unhappy, it can usually be concluded that Bai Yunqi is not happy either. will be better.

For the fourth time in the past two weeks, after he was called out by his classmates on the grounds that "Sun Miao from class one came to ask you about problems", half of the class was filled with ambiguous cheers. As usual, with earphones on his ears, he was leaning against the back door half asleep, "Student Sun, what questions do you have for me?"

Sun Miao asked seriously: "Is there order in chaos?"

"..."

"Where is the end of the universe?"

Bai Yunqi turned sideways in a very polite way, revealing Liu Xinyu who was lying on the desk with long legs and worried about his English book, and asked in an academic tone: "Can I beat you?"

Sun Miao was busy watching people ignore him, and tiptoed into the classroom.

Bai Yunqi, who was acting as a cover, stood there dutifully, "Didn't you say that the two of you went to 365 two weeks ago, how was it?"

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Sun Miao became angry, and looked at him resentfully: "He and I praised you for half an hour."

"..." Bai Yunqi spread his hands, "I'm honored?"

Sun Miao didn't speak, and was about to put her feet on Bai Yunqi's shoes to "rest" for a while. When she lifted her feet up, she saw the pair of dark coffee-colored short boots on Bai Yunqi's feet, and said in surprise, "Why are you wearing such a pair of boots?" Slutty boots?"

Bai Yunqi stamped his feet uncomfortably, "Not good-looking?"

"Oh, the style is still the most popular this year..." Sun Miao looked it over carefully, "It's pretty nice, did you buy it yourself?"

Bai Yunqi said vaguely, "It was given by someone else."

"Who? That brother of yours who is a policeman? He has good taste." Sun Miao glanced at the stick that was still reciting vocabulary, and then looked at Bai Yunqi with anticipation in his eyes, "Are you sure you don't lack a sister-in-law?" ?”

When this matter was mentioned, Bai Yunqi became angry. Wen Hai was forced to go on a blind date just after the stitches were removed from his wound a few days ago. It took more than a week to go through the additional procedures. After confirming again and again that Bai Tongan was not required to come to the rescue, he graciously threw his house into the custody of Bai Yunqi, and there was no news as soon as he went out, not a single phone call or text message. pass back.

Although he knew that Wen Hai was used to being alone, he didn't have any so-called "concerns" in his heart and didn't like to be "concerned", Bai Yunqi winked and didn't take the initiative to contact him, but he had just landed and hadn't taken root. Feeling the uncontrollable shouting, he couldn't help feeling sour in his heart, as if he was thrown there by himself again.

He is ashamed of himself in the face of weakness, but he is willing to compromise in this temporary warmth, and has become a first-class cheap bone.

Sun Miao took out a corn candy from the pocket of her clothes where snacks kept coming, and handed it to Bai Yunqi, saying, "I'm going down first, after the final exam, remember to go to Goddess Fang to get the test paper."

Bai Yunqi took the candy and didn't eat it. He nodded and turned around to go in. After walking a few steps, he felt that the day lily was too cold to go back to the pot again. He returned and asked, "How many days have you have time?"

Sun Miao said calmly: "It's quite free, so let's prepare for the final exam of six subjects. There is still a certain distance from exhaustion."

"Are you free to help me write more sets of papers?"

"Fuck off."

"I wrote it for Liu Xinyu."

"Helping others is a virtue."

Liu Xinyu was worrying about a pile of letters that he knew individually and would turn into ghostly symbols when he picked them up individually. A corn candy was thrown in front of him. He peeled off the candy wrapper and asked, "Why did you go?"

"I—" Bai Yunqi thought in a circle, "Sun Miao just came to see me."

Liu Xinyu's expression froze with sugar in his mouth, and he said uncomfortably: "This sugar is given to you by Goddess Sun, why don't you give it to me?"

Bai Yunqi opened his mouth as soon as he spoke nonsense, "She asked me to give it to you."

Liu Xinyu's eyes widened, seemingly stunned.

Seeing his stupid appearance, Bai Yunqi couldn't help worrying about him—everyone said "silly big guy", which really deserves the reputation of "stupid".

Adhering to the traditional virtue of helping others, Bai Yunqi stretched out his hand and said, "Where's the math paper you asked me to do for you? Give it to me."

Taking Liu Xinyu's math paper, Bai Yunqi slipped out of the door and handed it to Sun Miao who was waiting at the stairs, "You can give it to him the day after tomorrow...the questions are not difficult."

Sun Miao took the paper and glanced at it, wondering: "Is his cram school a scam? Isn't this a sample question in the textbook?"

Bai Yunqi shrugged, silently expressing his approval.