Wanderer

The next day, Wen Hai, who was woken up by the "sourness" of his joints, lay on the bed speechless and asked the sky——fuck, what kind of wolf-hearted thing did he raise? !

Different from Wen Hai's boring coquettish, Bo Yunqi is quite a lifeless person from the inside to the outside, he doesn't like to play or make waves, and he doesn't have any special hobbies in some aspects, except last night it seemed that he suddenly With inexhaustible bad tastes, I just cried twice when I "bullyed" a certain white knife into the red knife without changing his face, and now not a single muscle in his body can function normally. The bed squirmed to the ground with difficulty.

"Fuck——" Wen Hai finally sat up, holding his head and desperately thinking about it. He couldn't remember what happened after he got off the taxi. Chen Guzi was so angry about the rotten sesame that he didn't answer his phone... All right, he should be angry... right?Where is he now?

Undeceptive muscle memory reminded Wen Hai that something out of control must have happened last night, which made Bai Yunqi, who is usually quite "restrained", go crazy this time, if it wasn't for his various body parts Physiological reactions are still within the normal range, it can be said to be quite angrysex.

The bedroom door was pushed open silently, and Bai Yunqi poked his head in. He probably didn't expect Wen Hai to be tossed like that and still wake up in the morning, straight and half lying on the bed with his hair on his head After looking at each other for three seconds, he closed the door decisively as if nothing had happened.

Wen Hai: "..."

What's wrong?If he didn't wake up, what is this guy planning to come in for?

After 3 minutes, Bai Yunqi walked in as if nothing had happened. He didn't pay much attention to his clothes when he wasn't working, and the two were about the same size. Yes, today he is wearing a pair of light-colored jeans and a red and black plaid shirt that Wen Hai threw away at the bottom of the closet 800 years ago. He didn’t even put hairspray on his hair. student-like.

Classmate Bai sat on the edge of the bed, passed the glass in his hand quite naturally, and said, "Are you awake? Let's drink the medicine first."

Wen Hai thought that this bastard must have done it on purpose. He could be a little more rude to the current returnee elite "Bo Yunqi", but if he met "Xiaoqi", he would only dare to vent the fire on himself... ...not to mention that he was at fault this time.

He opened his mouth, his throat was hot and painful, it was more irritating than smoking two packs of cigarettes in one breath, after swallowing, he glanced at Bai Yunqi depressedly, took the cup that looked the same color as the red crest in the TV series Stuff, raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.

Bai Yunqi: "You have a bad stomach and drank so much wine...Forget it, I made you some millet soup, do you want to drink it now?"

"Tsk——" Wen Hai rubbed his face, and couldn't bear it anymore and said, "You are so fucking fucked up."

Bai Yunqi raised his eyebrows, waiting for Wen Hai's next words.

Unexpectedly, Wen Hai didn't say anything more, and after looking at Bai Yunqi for a few seconds, he sighed again: "Where's the soup? Little ancestor, next time we have something to talk about, I'll be really good if I keep tossing around like this for a few more times." Paralyzed on the bed—get out, what did I say—hey!”

Before he could finish his sentence, Bai Yunqi, who was dressed in a youthful and pure body, kissed him even if he disagreed with him. Even though he just brushed against his lips, he still frightened Wen Hai.

Bai Yunqi licked the smell of the medicine on his lower lips, showed a more innocent smile, got up and said, "I'll bring it to you."

"..." Wen Hai sat there dumbfounded, desperately recalling what happened last night like a movie in his head, but there was still a blank space that made him feel hopeless.

What the hell did I do to him?He thought in horror, is the brat being coaxed by me, or is he holding back and waiting for me behind?

The millet porridge was boiled rotten, and the temperature was just right. Wen Hai rejected Bai Yunqi's invitation to "feed him", and took sips from the bowl in his hands, waiting for some souls that were still sleeping due to the hangover to fully wake up.

Bai Yunqi was sitting on the edge of the bed and generously opened the bones of the person to "see him as a traitor". He didn't know how to evaluate the person's stomach function and liver function. Apart from looking stupid, he doesn't cause trouble for others... Well, although he still wants to be "cause trouble".

The stupid Wen Hai poured himself a bowl of millet soup and came back to life. He habitually looked at the bedside table, "Where's my phone?"

"Brother Chai called before and told me to watch that you can't go to work today anyway, and your bureau chief will let you take a good rest for two days." Bai Yunqi pointed to the window, "and specifically asked me to close the window and not let you go to work." You ran away."

Wen Hai leaned against the head of the bed, "Is this a glorious image of me who loves work in your hearts?"

Bai Yunqi shrugged his shoulders and asked, "Isn't it? Is it the alarm clock or the dream that wakes you up every morning?"

There are many reasons for becoming a policeman, some out of justice, some with a heroic complex, and some who pursue an iron rice bowl, and those who support their families... Putting it here for Wen Hai, he asked himself, at the moment when he first made up his mind, he also Only Qi Jian's obsession with "becoming a policeman when he grows up" and an old case with dusty files.

Ask about dreams, Wen Hai can’t think of a single word now, what dreams does he have, of course he doesn’t have the lofty sentiments of wishing the world to be clear, He Qing and Haiyan, with a lot of money and no place to spend, he can’t hold such a big heart, wives and concubines Crowds... He is crooked, a Bai Yunqi is enough for him, and that one can pick up a knife and chop himself and his "wife and concubine" when he goes crazy.

Before his memory was blurred, he wanted to go to Qinghai Lake, to the prairie, to the primitive village hidden between the canyon and the sky, drive through the mountains and the gods and Buddhas, sit on the edge of the cliff and play the guitar, kneel on the Listening to rock and roll in the Buddhist hall, one day someone saw a corpse in the wilderness, took off his clothes and picked up his backpack, and saw a line of words written on the bag - "Bury me when I die".

He also wants to go now, but he doesn’t want to go alone. The song he played on the cliff should be replaced by a love song, and he should make a wish in the Buddhist hall, such as a long life, such as peace and joy, and be more greedy. Make a promise to "grow old with your son".

"It's nothing." Finally he said blankly, "I'm late to report to the director."

Bai Yunqi laughed, and "forcibly" stuffed Wen Hai into the quilt while laughing, and said, "Since it's rare to have a holiday, you should sleep a little longer, yesterday..." He paused extremely delicately, "... You've been exhausted these days, too."

"..." Wen Hai's old face had no place to put it anyway, so he simply grabbed Bai Yunqi's hand in a desperate manner, and asked, "Are you still angry?"

After a sigh, Bai Yunqi said resignedly, "I don't expect to hear any sweet words from you."

Wen Hai said without blinking his eyes: "'My generosity is as vast as the sea, and my love is as deep as the sea. The more I give you, the richer I am, because neither Exhaustive.'"

"Oh." Bai Yunqi seemed to be very useful and nodded, "Let me hear an original sentence."

Wen Hai just found the feeling of being ordered to recite the text by the Chinese teacher in high school, and was choked back all of a sudden. After holding back for a long time, he finally squeezed out a sentence: "I don't want to make you angry."

It was one thing for him to say it when he was drunk, and quite another to say it when he was sober.

In fact, Bai Yunqi also found out that Wen Hai can evade and hide from him, but he can hardly lie. He keeps saying don't be angry, I don't want you to be angry, but he still refuses to say "I'm sorry, I was wrong ', even when drunk.Because he still doesn't think that he has made any mistakes, the apology is self-deceiving, so he just doesn't say it.

"You said last night that it is impossible for me to love you forever." Bai Yunqi gave a "hush" to Wenhai, motioning for himself to finish speaking, "Considering what you said, a lifetime contract is very controversial and the possibility of breach of contract is very high. Large legal relationships, even lifelong marriage, are now being questioned, and there is also a divorce system to provide 'relief', the concept of 'lifetime' is indeed too uncertain, and it has no practical significance as a time limit for a promise."

Wen Hai intuitively felt that the next words of this man were not "good words".

"However, the popular term of '1 years' is not much different from 'a lifetime'. It is more convincing for me to give you an exact and meaningful time limit." Bai Yunqi withdrew his hand and turned Hurry up to Wen Hai, "I've checked, and your house still has 35 years of property rights, so I'll love you for 35 years first, and if we both have no objections, the renewal will be automatic, do you think it's okay?"

Can Wen Hai say no?If he hadn't had a backache so bad that he couldn't exert himself, he would have crushed this little bastard who was serious about "negotiating the contract" with him on the bed right now.

It's a pity that instead of dealing with the person, he was handled by someone instead. After talking about the business, Bai Yunqi's hand dishonestly slid to Wen Hai's waist, although he had no distractions and purely kindly helped the person massage , As a result, as soon as his hand touched Wen Hai's waist, the person on the bed bounced up like a live fish thrown into a frying pan with an "ow" and smashed back with a "boom".

"..."

"..."

"Does it hurt?" The guilt and smile on Bai Yunqi's face didn't seem to be fake, "I haven't exerted any strength yet."

After Wen Hai gritted his molars "creak": "You fucking try it?!"

"Okay." The little bastard Bai Yunqi smiled next to his ears and eyes again, "But do you still have the strength now?"

"..." Wen Hai pointed at the bedroom door, "Get lost."

Bai Yunqi kept eating the tofu he was supposed to eat, and rubbed on the oil that he needed to wipe. He happily rolled away to write the project proposal, leaving behind Wen Hai, who was physically and mentally exhausted, rolling on the bed. think about life.

Damn, I have been an undercover agent, killed a drug dealer, stabbed a knife, and suffered a bomb... How could I end up in the hands of this bastard for the rest of my life?

The problem is, let’s just plant it, he’s quite happy!

Tsk, not promising.Wen Hai spat at himself mercilessly, turned over with the quilt in his arms, and fell asleep again in the scent of millet that hadn't dissipated.

"Brother Bo! Brother Bo! Where have you been, Brother Bo!" The person at the other end of the work group poked desperately, "Ah! Yunqi! Why are you like a cloud in the sky! A flag in the wind! I can't catch it! Can't let go!"

Bai Yunqi: "...Calm down for a moment. I read the proposal, and the details still need to be revised. I'll list out the revision direction and we'll discuss it at noon."

"OKOK, if you can help me finish before I get to ddl, you can let me call you daddy." After finalizing the business over there, I couldn't help but start gossiping: "Where did you go when you disappeared early in the morning? Isn’t it? Young people won’t suffer after drinking Shenbao now!”

"No, go and put my little friend to sleep, and feed the cat by the way."

"Fuck! When did you even have cats and children?!"

"I guess it was when you didn't have a girlfriend yet?"

"..." Over there, five emoji packs of "the smile reveals a mother selling criticism" were posted, "I want a cat too. Is the cat easy to raise? Does it tickle people?"

"Fortunately, anyway, my family is very easy to raise. Although it looks a bit fierce, it is very soft to the touch."

"Hey, just by hearing this tone, I know that there will be another cat sucker in the world. You need to quit cats scientifically, Qizi, otherwise you will never want to go out in this life."

"It can't be done anymore." Bai Yunqi replied, "I can't quit, I can't get out, I think I've been trapped for the rest of my life."

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Thank you all.

What brother Wen said came from "Romeo and Juliet".