bedroom literature

【Jiang Qiwen】

The two walked back side by side along the way, with a tacit understanding that neither of them spoke.

Jiang Qiwen felt that his brain was really sick, this behavior was too out of bounds.

He literally toes on the ski slopes to create a new ski resort, the imperial tomb, the dinosaur fossils, and finally the magma erupts and melts the snow—

Oops, he's used to rainbow butts!Strange things are etched into the DNA.

That's why his conditioned reflex to think about his wife is so serious...

He tried to restore the scene just now in the third person... intimate and ambiguous.

Gay in Gay gas.

Anxiety spread like a virus in my heart.

He couldn't be influenced by Yagyu anymore, he thought.

People who are not from the same world at all, because of their narrow-mindedness, they insisted on matching together, and it turned out that both of them felt uncomfortable.

Get rid of the relationship early and keep your distance.

"Are you back?" Roommate A greeted the dusty two.

In the end, neither of them spoke.

Roommate B saw that something was wrong, winked at the person who greeted him, and sent a private message:

The face is so smelly, I'm afraid it's not a quarrel.

Roommate replied: Then let me say something...

"Brother Jiang, is skiing fun?" He poked his head into the aisle and asked, "I heard there are snow sleds?"

"It's snow tires." Jiang Qiwen answered silently.

"That's great, how many people can it seat?"

Jiang Qiwen paused, "Theoretically, it's a person..."

Liu Sheng drank water calmly in his seat.

In theory?The roommate was taken aback for a moment, and then made a new discovery, "Hey, brother Jiang, why is the corner of your mouth green?"

Jiang Qiwen was taken aback.Touching the corner of his mouth, he really felt a hard residue, "Hiss, ice cream."

"You eat ice cream today? Hahaha." The man tried his best to liven up the atmosphere.

"My firepower is strong, why?" Jiang Qiwen replied lazily.

"Yes, young and vigorous, not sticking to small details. You can eat ice cream..."

"Snapped."

Liu Sheng, who had been silent for a long time, finally stood up abruptly, put down his water glass and went out.

"What's the matter?" The roommate mouthed as if facing a formidable enemy, and mouthed in the direction of the door.

"It's okay," Jiang Qiwen held his forehead, "Go to the bathroom if you drink too much water."

No offense intended, he said to his back.

Then quietly long press the Weibo icon.

Do you want to uninstall?

He hesitated for a moment.Click on the private message dialog box and type a line.

"Ma'am, I'm here to say goodbye to you, because..."

Because of what?

"Because of some reasons in the third dimension..."

what reason?

……

He hugged his head, exited directly, ignored the trembling icon and uninstalled the software.

In the following week, he began to avoid Yagyu, and Yagyu tacitly avoided him.It's here, and the writing class is neither "fresh and bright" nor "sexual | tense".A strange girl who matched used too much rhetoric, piled together like a handful of discordant jewels.He couldn't see it anyway, so he could only give a few words of encouragement verbally, and then returned it.

After class, Jiang Qiwen stared at the roommate who matched and commented with Liu Sheng, eager to see through.

The roommate seemed to sense the gaze, and walked over to live up to Jiang Wang.

I still have the manuscript in my hand...it is the manuscript with Yagyu's comments.

Immediately glaring up.

"Hey," the roommate shook the manuscript, "Do you want to read it?"

Jiang Qiwen turned his head, "I don't want to."

"Tsk, look, look. Xiao Liu thinks highly of me."

Jiang Qiwen snatched it up.

The more he looked down, the deeper his frown became, remembering the fear of being dominated by the wrong sentence questions selected in the Chinese college entrance examination.

"What did he comment on you?" Jiang Qiwen was dissatisfied, "The sentences are mixed?"

"nonono." The roommate shook his finger, and turned to the back of the manuscript paper, revealing four large characters:

Such as, smell, garlic, cheese.

"Don't understand? I checked it out, and the translation shows that the article is spicy and sweet, with a unique flavor." The roommate shook his head, "It's true that people eat with pens. Tsk tsk, this cultural person."

Jiang Qiwen thought about it for a while, and burst out laughing.

How can that eccentric little aunt give such a high evaluation?

This is a different way of scolding, talking about his writing-spicy eyes.

Jiang Qiwen stood up, gave roommate A a sympathetic look, smiled and patted his shoulder, and left.

Walking on the road, he suddenly wanted to download Weibo to see if he scolded his sb roommate on Weibo.

If he didn't scold, what did he think?

If you scolded, how did you scold?

……

Why is it getting weirder and weirder, talking about it day by day.I was upset when I was scolded at the beginning, but now it is not balanced if I am not scolded, is it cheap?

He immediately wanted to delete the app store, but he couldn't.At the end, I had to put him on the last page of a folder.

It was like this until the second week.

Thanks to browsing big data, he swiped his mobile phone while lying on the bed, and actually swiped his tweets on other video sites.

But what tweet number, h text is also tweeted?

He clicked in and took a look, oh, it turned out to be the scumbag he was thinking about.

He had been wanting to watch the follow-up, so he clicked play immediately.

He heard from the tweeter that the plot behind it was very realistic. The man who kidnapped him turned out to be the brother of a girl who was scumbed and committed suicide.The elder brother forced him to say the names of the scumbag girls one by one, and tortured him until he said that name.So the scumbag entered No.1 and began to recall the process of capturing each girl in detail, how to adapt to the situation in a crisis, how to handle the counter-reconnaissance with ease, and secretly change concepts under the pressure of detection-sociology, psychology, language art... ...It can be called a spy blockbuster, and it is also a highlight of the circle.But he has too many scum girls, he can only remember some of them at a time.So after getting tired of the torture of flesh and blood, the elder brother began to attack him personally.

After being attacked for a while, although the scumbag is still resisting mentally, his body has surrendered—after all, who can escape the true fragrance of qlx pleasure?

A month later, he had a complete breakdown.He swears that he has remembered everything, and there really is nothing left.But my brother just said yes, and he didn't give up.

It turns out that the plot direction of this book, Jiang Qiwen thought.Indeed, the realistic style at the beginning is not very suitable for the poetic stream of consciousness h.

The tweeter continued: "The h of the two of them is also very interesting. It involves a brain wave sensitivity curve, and various linear function equations..."

Good guy.

Let go of literature, and go to defile mathematics.

"Recently, this lady seems to have been writing for a while. I just got to know him, but after studying his works, I would like to call it kidnapping literature. In fact, this rabbit cashmere vending machine suddenly started writing about kidnapping recently. , It’s like getting through the two veins of Ren and Du. To sum it up, a few essential elements: kidnapping, blindfolding, winter... and ice cream. Maybe there is any obsession with ice cream?"

Although the face on the screen couldn't see his expression, Jiang Qiwen still dodged his eyes for a while.

He fast forwarded a section.

"Here is another short story about kidnapping literature that was just updated today. Let me talk about the setting first. If the plots of all authors in the world are composed of vernacular, then there will be such a person who will provide the ideas and inspiration behind the plots. It is equivalent to a living idea company. The characters he gave are extremely pleasing, and he can finish an outline in a few sentences. He fell in love with a young author with good writing skills but stuck in the plot, and provided him with writing Ideas, only charge a very low price. One is described but not done, and the other is made but not described, which complement each other.

Soon the young author was able to get along like a duck to water in the circle.Known for its ever-changing themes, outstanding plots, and huge brain holes.But after he gained some fame, he quickly drifted away, arbitrarily changing the plot he gave, rebelling against his cp, and even writing he as be...

Yes, and then, as everyone expected, he was kidnapped. "

Jiang Qiwen pricked up his ears to listen to the follow-up.

"There is an interesting part of this kidnapping. It tells the story of the kidnapped young author updating as usual, and then trying to use the Internet to ask for help. But the author's ingenuity in this chapter lies in its form."

"It's really Miao Miao's mother who opened the door for Miao Miao, seconds."

Jiang Qiwen sat up and straightened up.

"But you can only read it on Weibo, he has nothing to do with writing. Don't ask me why, and don't spoil the comment area."

Jiang Qiwen lay back down.When the barrage switch was turned on, there were occasional scoldings, and the rest were Miao-ah repetitions.

It seems that we must download Weibo.

……

His fingertips trembled.

Jiang Qiwen, self-control.What about your self-control?

Peeping at people, it’s fine as a little rabbit, but in reality, you go beyond the rules and play with people’s feelings. Is it interesting?

Touch Weibo again, you are not a man.

He took a deep breath and suppressed his thoughts.

"I know that if you tweet his post today, there will definitely be a fight in the comment area. But it's worth watching if you don't tweet people, just appreciate the work."

He frowned suspiciously.

What do you mean by not pushing people?

"That's all for today's tweet, see you next time."

He clicked on the comment, and it was indeed a fight.

"It's not sexism, it's gender dividends, it's cheating, okay?"

"Yes, look at the wrist in the photo posted by trfsj, it's actually the first clue."

"I'm rushing to set up a boy's character. Now look, the boyfriend shirt and the boys' dormitory are all fake."

What kind of boy character set, can a boy still be a character set?

He directly responded to what was in his heart.

The other side responded fiercely in seconds:

"The rabbit wool vending machine is a woman, don't you know?"