bedroom literature

【Yagyu】

After the catwalk show for next week is set, there are no special changes in the few people and the daily life, except that sometimes they will suddenly start to walk on the road when going to and from get out of class.

Mrs. Rabbit Velvet finally finished her days of updating eight thousand brainless stews every day, and began to update those few articles that needed to polish the plot carefully.

Jiang Qiwen also noticed it, and the reason was unspoken between the two of them, and no one mentioned it.Readers who jokingly called "what the author has experienced" and "this body is getting worse day by day" also expressed their understanding.

The Archangel finished writing the content last time, and never updated it again. It can be regarded as really trying to grind the pitfalls of the plot... It's just that I made an appointment with someone, just wait...

Saturday engraved in DNA.

Jiang Qiwen's daily life: eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, going to class and exercising and teasing Liu Sheng.

Introductory Linguistics class.

Teacher: "Modern linguistics uses the method of sememe analysis to explore the meaning of words at the micro level. It further decomposes the sememe that was originally considered the smallest meaning unit, so as to discover deeper meaning components and structures. For example... "

The teacher writes on the blackboard:

Woman: [+person][male][+adult]

Brother: [+immediate family members][+sibling relationship][+older][+male]

After Jiang Qiwen finished taking notes on the tablet, he handed Liu Sheng a note and wrote:

"Liu Sheng: [＋ Xue Mei Niang] [＋ Tsundere Princess] [＋ Little Aunt Grandma] [＋ White-eyed Little Queen]"

Liu Sheng wanted to roll his eyes again, but stopped abruptly, and wrote a comment next to it:

"vomit."

After finishing writing, he added another sentence: "Please stop your clay sculpture behavior immediately."

Jiang Qiwen was not convinced, the teacher continued to teach, so he had to take notes first.After a while, when it was time to practice the elemental analysis method, Jiang Qiwen wrote another piece:

“@兔绷卖机: [＋Turbo-charged baby rocking car][＋Pure love rocket senior driver][＋Production team semi-automatic high-yield cooking machine]”

Liu Sheng wanted to laugh, so he drew a thumbs up for him, and also added a colored like effect.

Whispered: "The rabbit wool vending machine just liked this comment".

It's embarrassing for Little Rabbit's exclusive rainbow fart to get offline.

After one class, Liu Sheng withdrew his idea.

Next class, creative writing class.This class is still writing poetry, the category is not limited.

After half a class, Jiang Qiwen suddenly poked Liu Sheng: "How are you feeling? Right now."

Liu Sheng was puzzled: "It's okay."

Jiang Qiwen handed over a note and said, "I promised to write it to you earlier."

After stuffing it for a long time, Liu Sheng reluctantly took it, held it in his hand, and secretly opened it to see a five-character poem:

Willows do not grow branches, but double lotus roots grow for no reason.

Jiangxue is decorated with red plums, and mysterious clouds are wrapped around the branches.

Qiyao town is full of stars, is it hard to be a beautiful woman again?

Liu Sheng looked more and more wrong.Quickly checked what "Qiyao" and "Zhenxing" are.

According to the data: "Qiyao originated from the worship of stars by the ancients. Qiyao refers to the sun, moon, and the five planets of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. One star governs every day, and a cycle of seven days. In the past, it was called Qiyao counting days. Later, people combined the western seven-day calendar. concept, so a week is also called a week."

"Suppressing Star" is the ancient name of Saturn, gold, wood, water, fire, and soil in Qiyao correspond to... five?

What's the meaning?Damn Riddler.

He looked at it, and it turned out that the sun, moon, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth were counted from Sunday.

Then Zhenxing is...

Saturday.

The scene description in the previous two couplets suddenly turned into a strange metaphor.

When he realized what the main body was, Liu Sheng was ashamed and startled, and almost rushed out the door.

Willows do not grow branches, but double lotus roots grow for no reason.

Jiangxue is decorated with red plums, and mysterious clouds are wrapped around the branches.

……

Double lotus root, red plum, Xuan Yun...

My mind flashed back to the scene of the lower berth in 501.

His hands were tied on top of his head by a black tie, and the marks on the inside of his sensitive arms under the deep kiss...

"Sexual desire can really be sublimated into inspiration. If you want literature, I can write to you afterwards."

Stinking rogue! ! !

Such erotic poems are so... so... really... really indecent! !

Jiang Qiwen covered his mouth with his hands, and said in a low voice, "How about it, don't you think I'm unliterary? Brother Jiang, I'm working hard."

As he said it, he still blocked it with two arms, stretched out his hand and lightly twisted the inside of Liu Sheng's arm.

The crime scene there tickled for a moment.

Liu Sheng's chest rose and fell, and he stepped on Jiang Qiwen's snow-white AJ.

Also rolled a few times.

Jiang Qiwen resisted not calling out, just ignored it, forced to continue the conversation, looking expectant: "What about the four-character comments in the creative writing class? Are there any more? Let's just say this."

Liu Sheng gritted his teeth, brushed a few strokes and wrote:

Jiang Qiwen revived his soul with admiration.

This word was originally used to scold him. Before, he was called a dead ghost, but now he was called to return to life.

But that stinky man had a pensive look on his face, and staring at the paper, gradually, gradually, some longing and joy arose.

Could it be that he was scolded for being stupid?There was a trace of pity in Liu Sheng's shocked eyes.

"Do you know where that word comes from?"

"Hmph," Liu Sheng disdainfully said, "Anyway, I'm scolding you."

"That's what you don't know..."

Liu Sheng didn't wait for him to start pretending, interrupted the spellcasting, took out the note from the last class from his pocket, and added a note to the pile behind Yoshisu Liu:

[Jiang Qiwen]

Jiang Qiwen who saw the note clearly wanted to cry.

Satisfied with his reaction, Yagyu succeeded in revenge.

Jiang Qiwen snatched it over and crossed out the last one——Liu Sheng snatched it back and added it again.

Schoolchildren fight.

"Have you finished writing?" Yu Ye walked up to the podium, still with a serious expression on his face, "Students who hand in can leave get out of class early."

All eyes are on the past.It was impossible for Jiang Qiwen, who only cared about writing pornographic poems and obscene words, to submit this one, so he didn't care about flirting, so he immersed himself in writing.

Liu Sheng glanced around, curious: the senior is here, why didn't Brother Chi come?

"It's been a long time since I saw Chi Liangzhou." He muttered.

Liu Sheng sat in the second row, and Yu Ye, who stepped off the podium, seemed to hear it, and glanced over here.

But before Liu Sheng found out, he quickly looked back and continued walking to the back row.

【Chi Liangzhou】

Chi Liangzhou sneezed.

Brother Chi is very busy.

Recently, I took on a thesis writing job, and I didn't know where to start writing—I didn't dare to take this kind of job in the Chinese department!Although I am learning a small language, it is entirely for finding a job, and I don't need to take the postgraduate entrance examination. It is not that I have any talent for languages.In fact, he was not very interested in literature or anything.

But the boss really gave too much and demanded very little.For small homework, just pass the duplicate check, and the writing style is not a problem.

After the message was reminded, the second he saw the bids in the market group, he dumped the courier in one hand, with a bag of fruit hanging on his thumb, and opened the voice input with his nose.

"Hello classmate, I can pick it up."

After the talk, I felt a little sad, but when the transfer arrived, the unhappiness disappeared immediately.

Money is really the best psychotherapy.

This reminded him of his recent big client, Senior Yu Ye, except for a few heavy express deliveries—about nine times, there was no more express deliveries.

He still came back so late, and he didn't see each other for the last time.

The last time I delivered to him was last week. The senior said that this is the last time, and there will be no express delivery in the future.He asked the senior whether he would not buy books in the future?

The senior said it was not a book.

He asked again what is that?

The senior was "typing" for a while, and finally said, this may not be convenient to say.

Seeing this sentence in the senior dormitory, Chi Liangzhou was stunned for a second.

There was a huge sense of separation between the phrase "not convenient" and the emoji notes he had set, which immediately made him feel a little embarrassed.The tolerance of others to oneself is not a reason for inquiring about each other's privacy.He took a step back, so he didn't wait for the emptiness before bedtime, squeezing himself back to the dormitory - and he might not be able to wait for the senior for a few minutes.

Chi Liangzhou held the key in his hand and looked at it for a while.Finally put it on the table and left.

The result is that since then, except for the last time I met senior Yu Ye with a faceless face and attended a class, I have no contact with him.

He also typed "typing" in the chat box for a long time, typed for a while, and deleted them all.

In the end, I even deleted the kaomoji in the memo, and concentrated on writing the thesis.

False and false, true and false.Well, let's do business.

At this moment, 607, female dormitory.

Wen Yiyi: "Are you still betting? Buy it and leave!"

Opposite bed: "1!!!!"

Next bed: "0!!!!"

Wen Yiyi: "Are you still pressing 1? I told you that the last time Xiong Qing ran out of the dormitory in a hurry, he told me that he pressed 0, and he swore it."

The head of the dormitory, Xiang Shuyao, came back with the laundry bucket in her arms. She had just put the laundry detergent back, and when she was shaking the clothes, she heard these words, "What are you talking about? What 1, 0?"

Someone said: "We are guessing Liu Sheng's attack and subject."

Xiang Shuyao was shocked: "Together? There are three handsome guys in the whole department, are they internally digested?"

Wen Yiyi waved her hand: "That's not yet."

Xiang Shuyao couldn't stop laughing.

She had laughed enough, and turned to Wen Yiyi who was poking her head on the upper bunk: "You talk about their relationship, who is stronger?"

"Ah..." Encountering this problem, Wen Yiyi immediately turned serious, "I think it's Xiao Liu, a delicate person always worries about gain and loss, and the other party can't empathize and can only bear it silently...or it may be Xiao Jiang with a true temperament, The future is clearly in front of us, but the other party has no courage to accept it or face it together..."

"No, it's all wrong." Xiang Shuyao suppressed a smile, "You are the most forceful. The emperor is not in a hurry."

"Fuck you!" Wen Yiyi smiled and dropped a pillow, which was taken by Xiang Shuyao empty-handed.He also smiled and threw it back.

"Do you know that I saw in the back that Jiang Qiwen wrote for a long time today and didn't hand in the composition?"

"So what?" Xiang Shuyao asked.

"What do you mean?" Wen Yiyi beamed brightly, "It means that the poem was specially written for Liu Sheng!"

"You're so good at it," Xiang Shuyao shook her head teasingly, "You're so true."

"That's right, I'm super good at smoking." Wen Yiyi thought for a while, and said, "No, because the cp I'm drinking is real."

1308 at this time.

The roommates all went to eat, Jiang Qiwen and Liu Sheng went back to the dormitory first to change a pair of playing shoes.

"You don't wear compression pants anymore?" Jiang Qiwen picked up which pot he didn't open.

"No." Liu Sheng smiled like an emoji, "I don't have a skirt."

"Why not." Jiang Qiwen smiled, "The life committee said it's not bad, so I brought it back for you."

Liu Sheng was shocked by his shamelessness: "Don't be seen by others."

"Where did I write that poem?" Jiang Qiwen walked over with a smile on his face, "You took it away? That is the one that should not be seen..."

Liu Sheng didn't even bother to roll his eyes, but just nodded expressionlessly: "I'll eat it later."

Jiang Qiwen laughed, and turned around in front of him again.

"You are not convinced, you also write a song." Jiang Qiwen was not scolded for a moment, and started flirting again, "Quick, I'm ready, quickly extend your claws to me."

Liu Sheng glanced up and down and let out a "hiss".He actually reached out to--

"The science popularization I saw in the comments before." Liu Sheng was serious, "I heard that the chest muscles are soft when they are relaxed."

……

At this moment, Xiong Qing, who rushed to the cafeteria and was the first to pack up and go back to the dormitory, successfully arrived at the door.

Before taking the key to open the door, I heard Liu Sheng's grinning voice inside:

"You relax, relax. Don't be nervous."

The bear turned into stone.

The first reaction is to move quickly and get out of here.

Second reaction: Damn, the information is wrong——

Yagyu might be 1.