bedroom literature

【Yagyu】

Yagyu recently gained a die-hard fan, and this fan successfully caught his attention.

The rainbow fart can blow 200 characters in one blow, the spiral spiral is huge, the rainbow fart goes to the sky, blows it continuously, and blows it back and forth, blowing it is a shocking cry.

He thought that if it wasn't for the limited number of comments, he could write a "Rainbow Fart Fu" on the spot.

In addition to boasting about the content, it can be seen that he really cares about the author himself.However, apart from being grateful, he felt that this netizen called Sunset Rabbit was a bit mysterious.

He just said that he would go out to play at the end of the month, but the rabbit told him to keep warm. He didn't say that the school organized skiing?

After all, it's thirty degrees south now.

There is also the previous promotion. He asked everyone who bought it which flavor they liked, but Rabbit answered durian.

As far as the taste is concerned, they are all hardcore fans, after all, they strongly support his promotion.But this durian flavor...

Yes, it does have durian flavor, but the brand only sent it to him as a sample, and it is not on the market yet.

Besides, durian flavor makes perfect is perfect?That's a biological weapon.

So he mixed the durian flavor sample with other flavors, and threw it all to the homophobic sb roommate.

The key is that he still eats deliciously.

In addition, from the fancy rainbow fart of this rabbit, he can tell that he has some literary skills.

Could it be that this rabbit——

This rabbit—

It's some lady's trumpet!

I also received the durian flavor from the product manager.

He quickly paid attention to the wives in the writer circle who recently advertised for birth control.

Got nothing.

Looking back, the comment on the durian flavor was deleted in seconds and replaced with a strawberry flavor.

Another 200-word strawberry-flavored fart.

...is a passionate rabbit.

He couldn't figure it out, washed up and fell asleep.

【Jiang Qiwen】

In order to win the trust of Mrs. Turong, Jiang Qiwen has become more and more proficient at rainbow farts recently, and feels that he can start teaching on the spot.

However, on a few occasions he also narrowly escaped exposure.

For example, as usual, he posted a random post on Weibo asking about the taste:

"I like the durian flavor the most! Everything my wife chooses is delicious~"

As a result, I turned back to that article and saw, Nima, there is no durian flavor.

He was so scared that he quickly changed it.

Another example is the most thrilling, his wife is used to shouting, but she actually changes shape in real life. The last time we met on a narrow road, I almost opened my mouth.

The word "too" was called out, and both of them froze in place.

In a hurry, he showed off his singing voice and sang "Curry Curry" for his wife.

"Thailand, Singapore, Indonesia—curry, bak kut teh, Indonesian basil—"

Then humming a song and walking past him.

The good news is that under his efforts to turn the tide, the scene is under control.

The bad news is that his name as sb should be firmly established in his heart.

This kind of life can be described as painstaking and hard work. During this period, his wife was also prolific like a sow. After six, seven or eighty-nine houses collapsed one after another, after he was flopped by his wife, and he even got along with old fans in the comment area——

The time has finally come.

It's time to take off fans and step back.

Only Yagyu had no electives this morning, so it was a good time.After the roll call, he pretended to go to the bathroom, skipped the class in a frenzy, and went back to the dormitory to find Liu Sheng, intending to appreciate his reaction to being trampled back by his fans.

But it's a bad start.As soon as he opened the door, before entering, Liu Sheng staggered and fell directly into his arms.

His majestic arrogance suddenly frightened half of him.

Seeing Liu Sheng wearing a gray silk blindfold, he took a step back and said first, "Don't talk."

He was still the same set of cartoon pajamas that he wore most often, but his tone was lazy but he couldn't refuse, his state of aura was in full swing, and he didn't have the cowardly appearance before.

"come over."

Jiang Qiwen was shocked.He really didn't speak, took a step forward, and closed the door.

Liu Sheng didn't even take off the blindfold, and stretched out his hand to put his fingers on his shoulder, sliding down in a frivolous and lazy manner.

Jiang Qiwen's whole body was tense, and he was so nervous that he swallowed his saliva.

When he reached his pectoral muscle, he suddenly withdrew his hand.

"It's Brother Jiang." His tone suddenly became cold as if he had just woken up from a dream.

"Did you skip class?" By the time he reached this sentence, he had already returned to his previous weak tone.

He took off the blindfold on his own, and looked at the dazed Jiang Qiwen, "I'm sorry, I wear the blindfold to find inspiration."

She was molested, and even taken over.

Jiang Qiwen exploded.

He subconsciously said angrily:

"No, are you going to watch a movie for inspiration?"

Liu Sheng was walking back to his place, when he heard this sentence, he stopped and looked back at him.

"that,"

Jiang Qiwen knew that he had said something wrong, so he immediately stumbled and explained, "I said, you, you should watch more documentaries when you write press releases, and you can't do it yourself."

Liu Sheng responded lazily from his nasal cavity, returned to his seat and started typing.