The leader, he hates Mary Sue the most

Once upon a time there was a mountain.

There is a teaching in the mountains.

There is a teacher in the church.

The leader, he hates Mary Sue the most.

Recently, the school is discussing to start recruiting people.

Because the old guardian of the church, the old hall master, saw that his children had grown up, and he followed the example of the old master and his wife, throwing away the stall, and went away happily.In addition, in the past 15 years, an average of about two years, one eldest lady has been married, and now the seven young ladies have all married away, and they have taken away all the servants.Now there are no more, no less, just seven people left in the church --- the leader, the left and right protectors and the four hall masters.

"What requirements does the leader have for the recruits?" asked the Right Protector in the conference hall.

The leader frowned. "It's best to be illiterate and dumb."

The left protector understood it, bowed his hands and said yes, stopped the right protector who continued to ask where to find so many dumb, and dragged him out.

A few days later, Protector You was very troubled by many people who were illiterate but obviously not dumb in the martial arts training ground.Zuo Hufa calmly took out a thick stack of papers, "Read."

The right protector took it obediently, and said in a loud and clear voice, "Rule number one, you are not allowed to praise people for their good looks. Even if you want to praise someone for their good looks, you can only use good looks, not evil, crazy, domineering, or arrogant. Extraordinary, ... and nine hundred and ninety-nine adjectives."

Nine hundred and ninety-nine words were read from early morning to lunch time. Everyone, including the right protector who read these words, said that they were tired of listening/reading. This is because the ghosts can't remember it at all, okay?

After finally finishing the reading, Guardian Zuo responded with a smile and thanked everyone for their persistence. We will stop here today, and we will continue tomorrow.There was a moan and sigh.Someone said at the time that it was worse than working hard all morning at Master Zhou Bapi's house, and they didn't want to work here.

So the next day, more than half of the number of Dharma protectors was reduced.He looked at Zuo Hufa, Zuo Hufa said he didn't care, and handed him the second thick stack of paper.

"The second rule of the canon is that you are not allowed to praise people for their good-looking clothes. Even if you want to praise people for their good-looking clothes, you can only use them for good-looking clothes. It is not allowed to use white clothes that flutter like a banished fairy, and black clothes that are like ink represent his deepness...etc. 880 eight paragraphs of praise .”

On the third day, the person walked another third.The right protector took the paper without saying anything.

"The third rule of the canon is that you are not allowed to praise people for their good martial arts. Even if you want to praise people for their good martial arts, you are only allowed to use martial arts. You are not allowed to use swords. Everyone falls to the ground when the sword comes out. The enemy just recovered and found that he had been exposed. Chest...etc. 770 seven ways of description."

fourth day.Five more went.When the right protector took the paper, why didn't you read it yourself.

"The fourth rule of the canon is that you are not allowed to boast that people are rich. Even if you want to boast that people are rich, you can only say that you have a lot of money. You are not allowed to mention how many chain stores you have opened in the country, how many big ships you have, how big a house you live in, etc. How many BMW carved cars...etc. 660 six ways to show off wealth.

On the fifth day, after Protector Right approached Protector Zuo last night to cryptically express that he had a bad voice recently, Protector Zuo handed him the paper and a piece of pear cream candy as a gift.Facing the remaining six people, Guardian Right looked at them with tears in their eyes.

"The fifth rule of the canon is that you are not allowed to boast about your reputation. Even if you want to boast about your reputation, you can only say that you are very famous. You are not allowed to appear wherever you go. Everyone kneels and licks. A look can make people want to commit suicide... Wait 550 five-paragraph description."

sixth day.There were three people left, and the two who had just left patted their chests and said that after so many days, they found that the owner of this place must be narcissistic, otherwise he wouldn't be so tolerant of praise!It is impossible to live with such a person!

"Article 440 of the canon, you are not allowed to talk about strange powers and gods. Even if you want to talk about it, you have to talk about ghost stories that end in a bad end for people. It is not allowed to show their power in another world after death. People can become immortals and live happily in the gods. Together...wait for the four perfect endings of [-]."

The rest of the night was scared away by two more people.My god, this place is against humanity!Incredible!Run away!So as not to be caught by the government and eat prison food!

the seventh day.Facing the only remaining person, the left protector nodded in satisfaction, and the right protector accepted the canon with only one piece in doubt.

"The seventh rule of the canon, no! Xu! Mention! Arrive! Mary! Li! Su!" The right protector read out the last one word by word according to the left protector's marking.

The man who was left behind by fate couldn't laugh or cry, "What is Marysu?"

"It's best not to know." Zuo Hufa closed the folding fan, pointed at him and said, "From now on, you will be the one who will take care of the leader's daily life!"

"There's only one person left... Do you want to recruit some more?" Protector You was very sad.It's all your fault for scaring people away.

"One is enough for the leader. You are such an adult and you still need someone to take care of you." Zuo Dharma Shi Shi left, "Take him to see the leader." He should take a good rest after practicing calligraphy for seven days.

The leader is obviously older than me, okay?Sensing the world's malice towards Min Erdai, Guardian You picked up the glass heart and silently began to lead the way for the only person left behind.

Walking with the man, the right protector took a closer look and felt that this man was not bad, and he looked quite human.He asked, "What's your name?"

The man was looking around, but when he was asked, he said, "Jumong."

Protector Right suddenly felt a little weird, of course he couldn't figure out why it was weird at the time.Until one morning many years later, he woke up from his dream and slapped Zuo Dharma's face with his paw, piajipiaji fanning——I know, I know!Of course it would be very strange for so many people with code names to suddenly appear with names and surnames!Of course, he is waiting for a proper education of love that is profound and simple. Because the education is too profound, the rare and clever mind of the right protector has given up again. Otherwise, he may still be able to comprehend the deeper meaning of Ju Mong, which is the leader~

good!Leader!How can the leader be missing in every leader's article?But since this article is just a short story, our leader sent himself to the door very considerately.

The leader of the alliance said that the reason why he came here was because he had recently received several complaints from petitioners.

For example, the female heroes of Emei said that they were resting in a teahouse during a trip. When the teachers and sisters were sitting together watching the latest issue of "Xiaxia" and expressing their love for the most handsome knight in their hearts, suddenly there was a man in a cloak Jump out and smash their books and walk away.

For example, a certain young master of the Tang family, well-dressed, wearing a jade crown, and shaking a paper fan, was reciting his own love poems in the Baixiang Pavilion. Suddenly, two chopsticks flew over, one pierced the love poem, and the other His whole body was nailed to the pillar of the small barn opposite.

The crowd reacted with outrage.This is not just as simple as destroying items in front of them, this kind of behavior is simply trampling on their sincerity to the people they admire.It's unbearable!

Then there are some small sects who go along with it, and everyone complains that there is a young man with extremely high martial arts who beat them up indiscriminately.

So the leader was stuffed into a bag before he had time to say anything.Afterwards, everyone set up a banquet and waved their hands enthusiastically to send off the leader, looking forward to seeing the news of the leader defeating the bad guys on the front page of the next issue of "Story of Jianghu".

In this way, after learning about the incident, the leader was kicked out of the house and began to serve the people after only one meal. Because the places where they were attacked were too concentrated, the witty leader quickly found the best suspect, the leader. The location of the school, and successfully caught up with the first train and the last train of recruitment, and became a member of the teaching.

After a series of unforgettable experiences, the leader couldn't help thinking, what kind of person would he be?

At this time, he heard the voice of the Right Protector, "It's here, don't be in a daze!"

A door is about to open.