After losing a wrestling...

I'm Jin Shaohe, and I'm a little star.

Well, I'm not even a star, I'm just a variety show guy.

This journey has not been smooth sailing. After several transformations, I failed to succeed. There is a kind of inability to sing that makes your company think you are tone-deaf, and there is a kind of inability to act that makes your company think you are paralyzed. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

No way, who told you to pretend to be aloof in order to cover up your nervousness during the interview? Although you've lost your horse a long time ago, your positioning was wrong at the beginning, which seriously affected the company's judgment of me.

How should I put it, let’s have some snacks. After all, no matter how hard I try, the result is the same. After all, I can only gain a sense of presence in a variety of variety shows, and occasionally I need to buy popular searches and stir up gossip.If I wasn't a strong-willed person, I might have given up a long time ago.

Fortunately, although I'm just a variety show guy, I'm also a variety show guy who relies on my looks, and there are quite a few fans who tell me that I'm handsome, so I'm still a bit of an idol.

I like to search my name to see what fans are discussing, and occasionally flip through the brand to see the happy faces of the little girls.

Recently, I saw myself trending.

The title of the hot search is a bit strange, #金少和摇护抱j#.

? ? ?attack?Assault the police?What are these?Black question marks all over my head.

Considering that I am a person with 10,000+ followers, I silently switched to the old trumpet, and put on a vest to find out.

Then, I saw the GIF that made me sad and angry for the rest of my life.

These people must be sunspots!must!ヽ(｀Д)︵┻━┻┻━┻

If I were to write a memoir, this incident would definitely be on the list, and it might become No.1 in the "Top Ten Most Wanted to Travel Back and Change"!

But I thought about it carefully, maybe it's useless for me to travel back to the first 10 minutes before the incident happened, what should happen will happen.

If God must give me a chance to start over, I hope I can travel back to ten years ago!Practice his lower body strength for ten years, and have a big fight with Zheng Nan!

In fact, I never thought that I was a weak chicken, after all, the muscles in my arms should not be underestimated.

But that program has severely shattered my confidence!

Here's the thing.

Everything was going well until the wrestling match.I act cute, show off my face, play tricks, and throw away burdens. The recording is very easy.

Until, start wrestling.

I am not afraid of wrestling, after all I am also a man!It's better than the weakest body of the presidium.

The script said that I have two plans for going on stage, one is to lose first with the female artist, and the other is to win with the weakest member of the presidium.

I think there is nothing to worry about these two. They are interesting compared to female artists, but they should not lose. I am still very confident in my upper body strength, as long as I lift people up and lie down on my own.

As for the relationship with the presidium, I don't even worry about it. He doesn't have much sense of presence in the first place. Compared with the two of us, the lens should be deleted.So I didn't care if I got the script in advance. After all, even if I was asked to fight other people in the host group, I was sure to win, so I was not afraid at all, and I never thought about training my muscles for this.

When it came to the wrestling session, I was actually quite absent-minded. If you look carefully at me caught by the camera, the frequency of applause is lower than usual. Anyway, it’s not my part.

The main MC called my name, and I walked on stage easily while applauding.

According to the usual practice, he will also interview me and ask some nonsense questions, such as who do you want to challenge the other party, who do you think is the weakest and so on.

Who do I want to challenge?I remember I was talking about the captain of the opposing team, that wrestler-born, passionate character.

I deliberately looked at him with murderous and provocative eyes.

I didn't use too much force to stare at my eyes, because my eyes are already quite big, and if I try harder, I will be very tired, and there will be red bloodshot eyes, which is not good-looking.Anyway, I will add a special effect of electric discharge in the later stage, I am not worried at all.

But in the later period, he may not have given enough chicken legs, and he forgot this place.

So much so that the bullet screens I saw were "silly, so cute", "the eyes are so cute", "I thought I was a tiger, but I was actually a cat", "Is this a provocation, no, it's serious and funny Yeah" and the like.

That's all, but I also saw bullet screens such as "Such eyes just want to rub him and rub him again", "I really want to make him cry", "Xiaoshou's gaze".

As a high school student who was brought into the gate of Tanfu, I naturally knew what they were talking about.

But I also have my own aesthetics, okay? That wrestler is definitely not my type. Even if I'm looking for an attacker, I have to find someone who is tall, has proud legs, and has a stern aura!

Ah, my bah, why should I look for Gong? !

Why can't I find a small subject?

No, why can't I find a woman? !

Bewitched by you...

Okay, let’s get down to business, I know I won’t be able to compete with the captain, firstly, it’s not interesting, secondly, he’s already played, and most importantly, I know who I’m going to compete with, so it’s very easy.

Until, when I saw the other party coming out alone, I was dumbfounded for a moment...

Why not follow the script?Do you know this is a foul? !

The other party is very similar to the ideal type of Xiaogong I just mentioned. I am not saying that I am Xiaoshou, I just want to express that the other party's conditions are really superior.

With a height of more than 190, I think his legs can be 150!The slapped face is so small, even smaller than the 170 female idol next to him!

Eyebrows, looks serious when not smiling, as you know, the feeling of a monitor who likes to educate people seriously.But when he smiles, he is very cute, like a child.His big prickly head seems easy to touch, I noticed it earlier.

He is the captain of an idol group, he sings and dances very well, I have seen his stage, he is really handsome and he becomes a fan every minute.But I was very reserved, so I only remembered when his name was Zheng Nan.Oh yes, I forgot to mention, we are from "one" company, why the quotation marks, because I signed the contract with the entertainment department of the branch company, and he signed with the star company, you see, the level is different .

It's true that Zheng Nan and I have never met before, but I swear, I really didn't think he was amazing when I saw him play this time, as the barrage said!

I already felt so!

As for the expression that you said was so handsome that you couldn't close your mouth from ear to ear, it was because you were so scared that you forgot to shut up, okay?

He is taller than me, and he has practiced dance all the year round, and his dance is still very powerful. Tell me, how can I win? ! _(:з」∠)_

Moreover, he is an important guest, and generally he will not cut his shots, that is to say, I am doomed to lose once in front of the national audience!

I stared at him, took a few deep breaths to calm my frightened heart.

All right, lose as long as you lose, it's not too embarrassing to lose to him.

That's what I thought when I saluted him...

I thought the same when I held the ropes around his waist and legs...

I was bouncing around in the main MC, and after talking about the beginning, I still think so...

until...

He lifted one of my legs easily.

I feel like I'm just a chick being picked up by him with one leg, and I feel like, it's over, I'm ashamed...

Is it too late for me to pick up the burden of being an idol?

But God did not let go of such a young, pitiful and helpless me, and the scene that made me suffocate came.

I was lifted up by him, my center of gravity was unstable, and I fell down. He seemed to want to save me, so he used his arms hard, and I fell into his arms...

At least I thought it was in my arms at the time...

But my butt uncontrollably wants to fall into the embrace of the earth, so...

My face landed in the wrong place...

I felt an abnormal bulge on the tip of my nose, and I probably put my face in some wrong place...

But neither of us felt embarrassed at the time, I swear.He dropped me quickly as if nothing had happened.

In fact, playing games on variety shows is bound to be bumpy, we are all used to it.Besides, both of us are men, and I didn't run into him desperately. I didn't have an irreparable impact on his descendants, so naturally I wouldn't care.

Maybe I looked too light and flirtatious, everyone laughed happily, so I just pretended to cry on the spot.

Zheng Nanshi even came over and grabbed my hand, trying to pull me up.

I thought it would be fun if you could be pulled down by me, so I used force.

But I failed, and the picture I expected didn't appear. This man looks thin, but his strength, I think I can compare with their captain and he won't necessarily lose!

I looked up at him, feeling a little pitiful.

There is no way, I can only stand up with a gray face and follow his hand.

He is definitely laughing at me for being overconfident, forget it, I can't beat you anyway, let you go.

So, the recording ended happily.

It really didn't bother me much, I even forgot about this little episode.After all, I lost, so I have no reason to keep bringing up things that make me sad.

But you devils, what do you mean by taking a screenshot of that moment?

Screenshots are not enough, what is the meaning of adding such a violent text?

Adding text is not enough, you still need to post pictures, what do you want to do by removing the group of guests who watched the battle behind?

Replace the sand with a bed, and add a pink filter, what kind of atmosphere are you trying to create? !

I swear I really didn't know that when my face was in his indescribable part, he was actually smiling, probably laughing at my weakness...

But if you misinterpret this ridicule as a book of satisfaction, it's really too much. He didn't move at all, okay? !

I took a sip of iced Coke to calm down. It’s okay. It’s just a trending search. At most, it will go down in a day.