Stepping on the ground with the left foot and kicking the sky with the right foot, he will become a fairy in his twenties.

Sitting in the center of his huge harem group of hundreds, No. [-] sighed melancholy while enjoying the grapes fed by an unknown beauty.

No. [-] knew a long time ago that he was the chosen one, who possessed the great luck of the heavens, that is, the legendary stallion hero.

The fact is true, all the time, no matter how low-key he is, the women of the whole continent will fall in love with him madly, and the men will die under his knife without complaint or regret.

Now he easily breaks through the universe and becomes the next manipulator of the Dao of Heaven. His name has become a legend in Xiuxian Continent. His harem group covers hundreds of species in the six worlds and nine provinces...

It stands to reason that No. [-] is already a winner in life, but he has not felt the joy of life at all.

What is the meaning of such a smooth life!

Number [-] has been thinking about this issue day and night, and he feels very distressed. Over time, Number [-] has lost interest in the many beauties around him. A sense of indignation—

What they love is actually the stallion male lead!And he's not even the only stallion!

Number nine, number nine!

There are eight more ahead!

No. [-] has developed great hostility towards the name that has accompanied him for more than twenty years.

But on a certain day, No. [-] closed and opened his eyes again, and suddenly found himself in a world that was unfamiliar but familiar.

The sweltering wind made the leaves rustle, and a fashion advertisement was played on a huge display screen on the street. The music of Zrazila was drowned out by the voices of old men playing chess under the trees in the shade.

When Nine woke up, he was lying on the bench behind the old men, covered with a layer of torn newspapers.

The old men were still arguing about a pawn, completely oblivious to the fact that there was an extra person behind him who watched silently for a while, then turned and walked onto the street.

Although he didn't know what happened, No. [-] really felt that the connection between himself and Tiandao had been broken. Looking at the busy street, he felt at a loss for a moment.

After all, as a stallion hero, he didn't need to do anything in the past, someone or something would come to him, and he could just deal with it, but now... Forget it, if it comes, let it go.

After making up his mind, Number Nine decided to find a way to fill his empty stomach first.

As for how to fill your stomach...

Number [-] looked around and stopped when he glanced at a young and beautiful girl. He smiled and walked straight towards the girl.

"Honey." Number nine directly grabbed the girl's hand.

At the moment of his movement, the girl wanted to swear angrily, but when she looked up to see No. [-]'s handsome and outstanding face, the swearing that was about to flow from the girl's mouth immediately turned around and returned to her stomach.

"Yes, what's the matter?" The girl asked with a blushing face.

"I'm hungry," Number Nine said very naturally, "honey, take me home for dinner."

"..."

The girl withdrew her hand, took a step back, and stared at No. [-] hesitantly. With the other hand, she squeezed the phone tightly, as if hesitating whether to make a call.

"Sister!" A little girl poked her head out from behind the girl and grabbed her skirt coquettishly, "Sister, I want to eat ice cream..."

The little girl of four or five years old has a chubby face with an innocent smile, very cute.

Before the girl could speak, Number Nine naturally knelt down and pinched the little girl's cheek.

"Little sister, so cute."

The tall and handsome young man squatted in front of the little girl and spoke softly, his voice was soft, and the sun was pouring down, as if a layer of golden light had been plated on the two of them. This scene was like a beautiful picture scroll, which people couldn't bear to break.

The girl looked at the extraordinarily gentle smile on the young man's face and let out a long sigh of relief. She put down the phone with a smile and was about to step forward, when suddenly the young man raised his hand and patted the little girl's head, smiling all over his face:

"Little sister, do you know if you marry brother in a few years?"

Girl: "!!!"

The girl's hand almost crushed the phone, and she stared fiercely at the young man, as if she wanted to poke a hole in his body with a knife:

"Hello? Police uncle? This is XX Road! A pervert is harassing the little girl!"

The next moment, a police siren sounded suddenly on the street. As soon as No. [-] looked up, he saw several policemen surrounding him. The little policeman who led him gritted his teeth and said:

"abnormal!!"

Number nine: "???"

When the police car drove back to the police station, the staff of the entire police station were already waiting at the door. Everyone was filled with righteous indignation and wanted to personally deal a fatal blow to this pervert who dared to molest a young girl in the street.

After all, in this harmonious and beautiful society ruled by law, no one has been so shameless for a long time!

As soon as No. [-] got off the bus, he stared at dozens of people's policemen condemning him.

Number Nine didn't know what to do.

So, what did he do?

However, no one wanted to answer him. On the contrary, all the policemen were vying for the opportunity to interrogate him. It's just that interrogating a prisoner does not require all the policemen in the police station to do it together.

No. [-] sat bored in the cold interrogation room for an hour, when the door opened with a "creak", an upright and brave little policeman finally seized the opportunity to interrogate the prisoner first, and walked in with his head held high.

The little policeman hated this scumbag in society very much. Even though No. [-] was rare and handsome, he was merciless. When he slapped the table, his eyes stared like copper bells, and he opened his mouth in a pompous Beijing opera accent:

Little policeman: "Hey!"

No. [-]: "...Hmm?"

Little policeman: "You pervert!"

No. [-] has heard this sentence all the way, and is completely immune at this moment. He just leaned back in his chair silently. Seeing this, the little policeman thought he was too guilty to answer, so he sneered, pointed to the top of his head and said:

"Look, what's written on the top of the head?"

No. [-] looked up honestly: "Be lenient when you confess, but stricter when you resist."

Little policeman: "Read it again."

Number [-]: "Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance."

Little policeman: "Read it again."

Number [-]: "Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance."

Little policeman: "Read it again!"

Number [-]: "Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance."

Little policeman: "Read it again!!!"

Number [-]: "Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance."

"..."

"Frankness is lenient, resistance is strict."

"..."

"Frankness is lenient, resistance is strict."

"..."

"Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance. Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance. Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance..."

The voice was smooth, not to mention stuttering, without even a slight pause.

The little policeman squinted at the window of the interrogation room.

Master, no, why is this trick useless?

There was a burst of Zirazla's current sound from the intercom at the right time, and the hoarse magnetic bass sounded:

"Hey, Xiao Xia, Xiao Xia, stop using psychological tactics, this pervert is not ordinary difficult to deal with! You start the interrogation directly."

"Good master!"

The little policeman put down the walkie-talkie, looked at No. [-], and at the same time, his eyes flashed fiercely:

"Tell me! How did you bully that little girl!"

Hearing that No. [-] frowned: "I didn't bully her."

"Hmph, hum!" The little policeman folded his arms around his chest, his face full of disbelief.

As for the criminal, who didn't desperately deny it at the beginning?Officer Xia wouldn't be fooled by this trick!

No. [-]: "It's true. I just told her a few words."

Little policeman: "What did you tell her?"

Number nine: "I said, let her remember to marry me back."

Little policeman: "I'll wipe it, you..."

Number nine: "Of course not now, she is too young."

Little policeman: "Thank you for knowing..."

No. [-]: "But it will be fine in a few years."

Little policeman: "How many years?"

No. [-]: "Let's pass... six or seven years."

Little policeman: "Six, six or seven years?!"

No. [-]: "At that time, I will find her myself."

Small police:"……"

No. [-] didn't know why the other party reacted so strongly, after all, in his original world, he caught a lot of girls who were married in their teens.

However, the little policeman has already smelled the sinister atmosphere of crime from the few words he "confessed". The little policeman looked at No. [-] in amazement, and at the same time picked up the walkie-talkie:

"Hey, leader, I think this prisoner is suspected of committing a second crime! And the probability is very high! I ask the superiors to pay attention!"

Commit a crime?

No. [-] frowned, feeling that the current situation had exceeded his expectations.He came here along with the police just because he didn't want to cause turmoil in the world, and he didn't want them to sentence him.But now...

Number nine looked down at the gleaming handcuffs on his wrists, and felt that it was time to act.

He is the master of heaven!

Number Nine raised his hand and reached out to the little policeman through the void.

The little policeman sneered: "Why? You still want to scratch me?"

No. [-] shook his head indifferently: "No, I advise you, send me away right now. Otherwise..."

The little policeman laughed: "Otherwise what do you want to do?"

No. [-] sighed inwardly, for the bloody storm that was about to blow up in this interrogation room: "Otherwise, you will turn into a puddle of blood under my palm, and you will never be reborn forever."

The little policeman looked complicated: "Yo, the tone is quite loud, so try it!"

"I... don't want to become a demon." No. [-] shook his head, "You forced me."

Number [-] drew a complicated pattern in the air with his index finger, and said to himself:

Take it, Crimson Palm!

Swah——

A gust of cold wind hit from the air, the little policeman shivered all over, and endless anger burst into his eyes, he hurriedly picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted towards the other end:

"Master! How many times have you told me not to turn the air conditioner down so low when I'm in the interrogation room! The wind is blowing down my neck—"

After a quarrel, the little policeman dropped the walkie-talkie angrily, and when he looked up, he saw No. [-] holding his palm up, with a dull expression on his face.

Little policeman: "What are you doing? Casting magic spells?"

Number nine: "..."

No. [-] looked at the unresponsive little policeman, then at his empty palm, and frowned: "No..."

Little policeman: "Nothing? The magic is useless, right? Tell you, our bureau is full of righteousness! How dare you play in front of me with your deceitful airs? Heh!"

The little policeman stood up with a sneer, inhaled, strode forward, and suddenly threw out his fists and feet, presenting a set of military fists to the obsessed No. [-] and everyone watching from the window of the interrogation room. His movements were smooth and firm, and everyone was instantly amazed. !

In the valiant wind of punching, No. [-] was even more confused. When the little policeman withdrew his fists and kicks, he raised his head in a daze, and saw the opponent's body behind his hands, straight like a pine tree. The righteousness of heaven and earth is contained in the eyebrows and eyes, and the voice is as loud as the bell of vigilance:

"Child molestation, according to the law, is punishable by fixed-term imprisonment of not more than five years! If you intend to commit a second crime, the crime will be added! If you perform sorcery in front of public officials and attempt to spread evil, you will be given an additional class! A society ruled by law does not allow you to do this. People exist!"

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