The petite wife in ancient Alpha

The dinner was prepared by Jiang Yangyi. In the end, the shrimps were made into low-calorie lime juice pickled shrimps, mixed with sliced ​​cucumbers, chopped coriander, and shredded onions, sprinkled with black pepper, minced garlic, and minced chili peppers. The taste was very Mexican.

Everyone loves to eat it, but Zhizhi's ancient stomach is not used to it. He is immersed in the weird pasta all the time, and his stomach gurgles after eating.

At the end of the foreign dinner, the program team issued a wishing board, asking each guest to write down the things they most want to do with their friends, and they will realize them one by one in the 21 days of collective life.

"I can write one...Then should I write about the day after tomorrow's birthday party to help out, or ask the top five male gods to appear in the single MV?" With the pen resting on her chin, Luna stomped her feet in confusion.

Gu Ye came up with an idea when he heard the words: "It must be writing a birthday party to help out. If there is a chance to make a wish later, it is not impossible to participate in the MV."

"I can agree to the MV right now." Jiang Yangyi's voice was low and gentle.

Jing Chengfeng joined in the fun and echoed, "+1."

"+1 more." Gu Ye laughed.

"Then I'm going to write a birthday party!" Luna took off the cap of her pen with a smile, peeked at the silent Chu, and tried differently, "What is Uncle Chu's wish?"

Chu Shang turned his pen and said, "I haven't thought about it yet."

He wanted to write about drinking at a food stall full of fireworks, but he also felt that there were girls inappropriate, and the crowd would cause disturbances and disturb passers-by, so he rejected this unrealistic idea.

As for the rest, I'm not very interested.

Before receiving any other information from Chu Shang, Luna looked away in frustration. She had no intention of moral kidnapping, and the introverted friendship is not true friendship, not to mention that today is the first day of making friends, and the future will last forever.

Jiang Yangyi saw it, and rarely took the initiative to speak, "Xiaozhi, Luna has released a new single, do you want to come and play?"

"Okay."

Zhizhi readily agreed, the wishing card in his hand has been written, he tore off the adhesive and pasted it on the wishing board, "Let's watch the show together at the Hanfu Awards"

Then Luna glued on the second one: "May [-]th Uncle & brothers celebrate Luna's birthday, refill"

Jiang Yangyi muttered "I've written it too", and then pasted the wishing card under Luna: "Welcome to the ribbon-cutting of the ninth branch of Miyi Western Restaurant."

"Did Brother Yi drive Honey Yi?" Gu Ye took over the wishing board with a look of shock on his face, and pasted his wish "Strawberry Music Festival Carnival".

Jiang Yangyi nodded, and said embarrassedly: "Well, there were few dramas in the past few years, so I found someone else to make a living."

"Squash melon tomato salad and braised roast veal shoulder are good." Chu Shang reported the names of two dishes he often ordered without bragging.

Chu Shang's casual sentence made Jiang Yangyi more excited than the commercial bragging, "Then I will make braised roasted veal shoulder for my brother tomorrow."

"Thank you, Boss Jiang." Chu Shang nodded, and the written wish card was placed behind Jing Chengfeng.

Jing Chengfeng thoughtfully wrote down the three characters "Tennis Party". He had a premonition that Zhizhi would not know how to play tennis, so that he could teach by hand.

The "Tennis Party" was followed by Chu Shang's "One-Day Tour of the Horse Farm". Chu Shang's upper and lower plays were still in ancient costumes, and he had nothing to do, so he simply took the opportunity to practice equestrianism without delay.

Gu Ye stood on the shelf holding the wishing board, turned around and asked, "The time for birthday parties, music festivals, ribbon-cutting and watching shows is fixed. So tomorrow, should we ride a horse first or play tennis first?"

Thinking that there was no need to argue with the child, Chu Shang took the initiative to back down, "Let's play tennis first, I haven't played for a few years, just to exercise my old arms and legs."

"Then, let's go back to the house and rest for a day, shall we?" Gu Ye pointed to the upstairs.

The crowd dispersed.

Half an hour later, Chu Shang came out of the bathroom, saw Zhizhi lying quietly facing the wall, and held back the phrase "why don't you flush the toilet" again.

Climbing barefoot on the small wooden ladder to the upper bunk, Chu Shang pressed the dome light off, just as his head touched the pillow, he vaguely felt that the lower bunk had turned over.

Zhi Zhi opened his eyes, and the eyes were lonely and rubbed into the pitch black. His swaying lips made a whisper-sized voice, and he said, "You didn't even talk to me."

From sitting at the table to leaving the table, Chu Shang had no communication with him, but he had a very happy chat with Jiang Yangyi, and even made an appointment for something to eat.

He and Chu Shang are roommates, and he even shared refreshments with Chu Shang. How can Chu Shang get close to others?unacceptable……

Sighing into the pillow, he uttered another "bad bastard", Zhizhi scratched the corners of his itchy eyes, and his nails got wet.

The curtains were not drawn at night, and the warm light through the eyelids woke up Zhizhi who had just fallen asleep in the lower berth after eight o'clock. He sat up dazedly, and reached under the pillow to touch the hairpin to tie his hair.

He was still not used to wearing slippers, and the boots were empty, and he was mostly awake.

The other pair of slippers next to the wooden ladder didn't fart all night, Zhi Zhi kicked to the bathroom door as if venting his anger, and blurted out the first swear words in the morning.

"Baby bastard."

"Who are you scolding?"

Chu Shang was awakened by the sound of slippers taking off and landing, and stared darkly at the low-quality internet celebrity who swears endlessly.

Zhizhi didn't even bother to turn his head back, and looked at the cannibal with the back of his head the whole time, "Whoever asks scolds, whoever is short-spoken scolds, whoever cares about the one in the pot scolds."

The straight man* couldn't hear the resentment in Zhi Zhi's tone, and he jumped down with his hands on the guardrail, and pressed Zhi Zhi against the wardrobe with a bang.

Chu Shang lowered his voice, "Speak clearly."

"Are you going to do it?" Zhi Zhi's eyes turned cold, he stamped on Chu Shang's toes, then raised his leg and kicked towards the wardrobe, restraining Chu Shang like a mountain pressing down on him, "Don't think I can't beat you!"

Before the Venus in front of him died out, Chu Shang turned over and suppressed Zhizhi with his size advantage. While raising his iron fist, Zhizhi pulled out his hairpin and pressed it against his neck.

The air immediately condensed into ice crystals——

The tense state lasted for nearly a minute, and the anger in Zhizhi's eyes was replaced by disappointment. He threw the jade hairpin against the wall with his backhand, pushed Chu Shang away and fled into the bathroom in a hurry.

The lingering sound of the shattering jade hairpin was still there, and the door of the bathroom was slammed again. Chu Shang's brain was emptied for a long time, and the knock on the door called back his soul of running away.

"Brother, are you alright?" Guye asked concerned when he heard the noise.

Chu Shang frowned slightly and said "it's okay", and then explained "something fell on the ground".

Chu Shang, who regained his sanity, immediately took out the memory card of the camera to destroy the corpse and wiped out the traces, and then made a phone call to his agent Lu Ming.

"Liuzi, there's something wrong here, hurry up and get three SD cards back." Propping his elbows on the railing of the upper bunk, Chu rubbed his bulging forehead.

"Aren't you swearing again, ancestor?" Lu Ming's half-awake eyes instantly opened wide, he sighed and lifted Xia Liang's quilt, and complained, "Let me tell you what's good about you, if you don't cause trouble for a day, you will be stabbed in the heart scratch!"

"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up, hang up."

Chu Youyou couldn't tell, he was afraid that if he chatted for another 2 minutes, he would be like an old man, saying that he was scolded early in the morning, and his toes were trampled bald by bean sprouts...

Putting down the phone, Chu Shang folded his body and opened the bathroom door, complaining tearfully. Zhi Zhi sat on the toilet with disheveled hair and wiped his tears. I don't know if it was a coincidence or out of anger, Zhi Zhi was shocked the moment he saw him. Loud fart.

Chu Shang could see that Zhizhi was not embarrassed, and he couldn't smell the fart in the toilet, so he went straight to the toilet, followed the gap between the white fart/butt and the toilet seat, and threw the broken SD card into it.

Zhi Zhi still didn't speak, a layer of cherry pink rouge was applied to the corners of his eyes, and the tears couldn't stop bouncing, it seemed that Chu Shang had lost all his temper.

"Remember to flush the toilet after use." Chu Shang calmly reminded, turned his head and went out of the bathroom.

"How?" He called Chu Shang with straight eyebrows, Zhizhi sniffed, and wiped away the tears on his face with his sleeve.

He rushed after he relieved yesterday morning, but he didn't remember it in the afternoon, there were too many buttons, and the text was twisted and drawn, so he didn't dare to fiddle with it.

Chu Shang couldn't figure out how a little broken Internet celebrity could speak so aggressively. Could it be that his background was stronger than his family's?

Suppressing the irritability in his nature, Chu Shang turned back to the toilet and leaned over to explain in detail: "The swirl symbol means flushing, the wavy line means butt washing, and the long-legged rectangle means drying. Don't worry about anything else."

"Oh." Zhi Zhi habitually hung his head, his chin squeezed out a small round arc, "You put hot water for me to bathe, and I will forgive you."

Chu Shang's gaze was intended to go up and down Zhizhi's head, but because of the height, he also looked at the small triangle that was not covered.

Zhizhi's hair is thin and soft, and there is no obvious hair on the arm, and the place is even more clean. I guess that Zhizhi's bedmate likes the smooth touch, and Chu Shang's inexplicable mood suddenly became upset, and he sneered coldly, " I didn't hurt you much, what do you need to forgive?"

Raising his lowered head in disbelief, Zhi Zhi began to quietly forgive Chu Shang in his heart, but Chu Shang suddenly became angry with him again, what do you mean?

Drying his ass/butt, Zhizhi got up from the toilet with his underwear in his hands, his little face turned red and white, "You accepted my comfort, ate my snacks, but you got close to others at night, and just punched me , and shouted at me again now! I don't intend to forgive you!"

After bumping away from Chu Shang who hadn't reconciled sincerely, Zhizhi pressed a pump of hand sanitizer and rubbed his hands. The bathroom is shared by two people, otherwise he would definitely throw the person who is an eyesore out.

Being knocked over by the little donkey-like bastard, Chu Shang was so angry that his calves trembled, "Joke! Your broken dim sum is choking and unpalatable, I don't even care about it!"

"roll--"

Zhi Zhi groaned so loud that the tile hand basin trembled, and the murderous look in his eyes was more fierce than any actor who had played opposite Chu.

Chu Shang slammed the door and went out of the bathroom. Whoever the fuck loves punts will go there. He won't "act" as a broken prime minister. At worst, he will go home and inherit the property from the Internet hackers. Chu Shang is still at ease after leaving the showbiz!

Putting down the suitcase, Chu Shang threw back all the clothes hanging in the closet, and finally Lu Ming answered the phone call, "What's wrong? It's so slow to answer the phone?"

"What can I do? Aren't you going to buy an SD card for Young Master Chu? On the way." Lu Ming was speechless, taking gunpowder can be eaten in time for lunch, but no one can take it early in the morning.

"No need, just pay me according to the contract, and then I will take on this crap job in the future, all friends!" Chu Shang sprayed fire on Lu Ming like a fire-breathing dragon, "Either give me a long vacation, or I'll be absent from work and you'll have to pay for it. Figure it out for yourself!"

Stopped on the side of the curb with one foot on the brakes, Lu Ming patiently talked and discussed: "Stop, brother, what's the matter? Is there something that can't be communicated? I'll do it, I'll do it for you!"

"Damn it! You can't talk to him, he's not good at thinking." Chu Shang cursed and pulled the suitcase, and took off the mobile phone that was clamped on his shoulder.

"Who are you scolding for having a bad brain?"

Zhizhi kicked open the bathroom door, and the doorknob made a hole in the wall——