i am not fat orange

Feng Ji woke up suddenly with a severe headache, and he felt better after resting against the trunk of the yellow kudzu tree for a while.Looking at the blessings tied to the tree, his eyes were blank, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

The raccoon dog was sitting on one side of the tree trunk, with two slender feet hanging down, unintentionally dangling.

It took a long time for Li to open his mouth, and asked him tentatively, "How is it?"

Feng Ji smiled awkwardly, and said, "It's a dream."

Hearing what Feng Ji said, the raccoon looked very excited, and anxiously said: "I'll just say it's useful, so what did you dream about?"

"Double cultivation."

"what?"

Feng Ji was very reluctant to repeat it, and said embarrassingly: "Mr. Zhang told me about double cultivation."

The raccoon appeared next to Feng Ji in an instant, raised his head excitedly, and said, "Wow! So fast? Then what? Then?" The raccoon looked at Feng Ji with an idiotic smile, grabbed his arm and shook it non-stop. Let Feng Ji speak quickly.

The headache just subsided, and Feng Ji felt a faint pain in his brain when he was disturbed by the raccoon.

Feng Ji was puzzled, "Why are you so excited?"

In fact, to be honest, as long as he hears that a man is with a man, he will be very excited, and he is happier than being with the person he likes.

I used to go to the street market to buy books, or listen to some stories about this.Later, I became an immortal here, and word spread that the temples here are very spiritual, and many people came here to seek anything.Of course, it includes some men who come to ask for marriage, and the person they admire is also a man.

Then the raccoon...

Feng Ji rolled her eyes and was speechless.

It was getting dark, and it was cool all around.Feng Ji is going back, and the city gate is going to be closed in the evening, so is it time to pass through the wall?Feng Ji raised his hand and pinched the bridge of his nose to soothe it, then got ready to get up and leave.

"gone?"

"Ah."

The raccoon bid farewell to Feng Ji, bored and sat quietly on the tree trunk, stroking the trunk with his palm.

The surroundings suddenly became quiet, why did I feel cold.

Feng Ji yawned all the way back home, and he had just slept, how could he be so powerless and sleepy?The last time I went back, I laid it on the ground. Could it be that as long as I recall the past, it will have a negative effect?Fortunately, there was not much reaction this time. It should be the effect of the red pill. I will talk about it to Xiang Li next time.

On the way back, Feng Ji didn't look around, just wandered around.

But when I passed the steamed stuffed bun shop until the door was open, I just wrapped a few back by the way.The steamed stuffed bun shop has not been open for a while, and it only opened today.After inquiring, I found out that the proprietress was pregnant, but her fetal gas was unstable and she finally got pregnant this time. It was nothing to worry about, so the boss simply closed the door and went home to take care of her.It was also in the last few days that the fetal gas was stable, so the boss packed up and came out alone. After all, the whole family was still waiting to eat.

Feng Ji fell asleep as soon as he went back, and he didn't need to be so troublesome to change clothes, he just fell asleep with his clothes wrapped around his head.

When he came back, Feng Ji was alone, and Gu Changjun was not there, maybe he went out for something else, after the last time Feng Ji didn't worry about him that much anymore.

Sitting alone in the bed, Feng Ji couldn't help but fell into deep thought.The things he recalled today kept repeating in his mind several times.

He thought about it for a long time, why was the little Taoist so nonsense in his previous life and double... double cultivation?In the end, he came to a conclusion, why did it become like this now?

I must have disagreed, and the little Taoist priest solved me with one blow.

Feng Ji reasoned over and over again, and felt that it should develop like this. In the process of thinking, his eyelids became heavier and heavier.

When the evening bell of the curfew rang, Feng Ji woke up.He was still the only one in the house, and all the furnishings had not been touched, apparently no one had entered.

The little Taoist priest hasn't come back yet, and it's already a curfew that shouldn't be.I'm really careless, the little Taoist priest is dangerous by himself recently, I should stay by his side.

Feng Ji paced back and forth and thought, where to find him now?Entering the imperial city again?

The bedding was ignored, Feng Ji hurried out, and before leaving, he grabbed another steamed stuffed bun on the desk before leaving.

Feng Ji was shivering in front of the palace gate, the previous method was no longer feasible, because not to mention there was no carriage, not even people entering or leaving the palace gate.

what to do?Pass through the wall?With my current spell cultivation base, I can only go so far.Besides, there is another point, I don't know if the little Taoist is inside or not?where again?

Feng Ji walked around the courtyard of the imperial city wall, looking for a place with few soldiers and planning to try it out, whether he was inside or not, he went in first to have a look and talk.Feng Ji concentrated his energy and tried it with his whole body.

"Yu Qi!"

Feng Ji stopped, he knew it was the little Taoist's voice, but the voice came from behind him.Feng Ji turned around and saw him, and he rushed over in three steps at a time.

It turned out that the little Taoist priest was not in the imperial city, did he go there?Are you looking for me?

The little Taoist picked me up and ran back without saying much.

Feng Ji kicked him with his back foot, feeling dissatisfied.Where did this go again?Don't tell me again.

And why does the little Taoist have a faint smell of alcohol?

Chang Jun grabbed Feng Ji's hind legs and didn't let him move around, but his movements were too rough, and Feng Ji felt pain in his legs and feet.

"Gu Changjun, let me go!"

Gu Changjun's face was expressionless, only the neck was slightly red.He ignored Feng Ji's words, as if he didn't hear him, he still hugged Feng Ji, grabbed his leg to prevent him from moving, and hurried back to the Taoist temple.

"Junior Brother Gu, why are you back so late?"

"What's in your arms?"

"What a fat cat."

"..."

Gu Changjun returned to the courtyard room, closed the door behind his back, took off his shoes and socks, and fell asleep on the bed.The little Taoist sleeps well, he only sleeps on his back, and he doesn't move his sideways in his sleep.I have tried it before, and my back and buttocks were numb within less than a stick of incense.

Today, for some reason, the little Taoist came back and went to sleep without washing or undressing.What's more, he insisted on hugging him and covering Feng Ji on his chest so that he could fall asleep with peace of mind.Feng Ji was a little furious, and wanted to move away several times, but just as he raised his head, Zhang Jun pressed it back with a palm.

What the hell is this guy doing!

The next day, Feng Ji wakes up in a daze when the sun shines on his eyes.He yawned and was about to jump out of the bed, but when Feng Ji moved his back foot, he suddenly felt a dull pain in his ankle, and the culprit of all this was sitting at the desk, writing a volume with a pen as if nothing had happened.

Feng Ji's foot hurts, but he has not limped to the point of limping, and it is a little difficult to jump up to the desk.

I want to see what you wrote early in the morning.

Feng Ji leaned over to take a closer look, only to find that the little Taoist priest was writing a meditation scroll.

Meditation scrolls usually have anxiety and can't settle down inside. Meditation scrolls can be used for quietness and tranquility.The little Taoist had written it a few times before, and Feng Ji had read it a few times so he recognized it.

Feng Ji squatted next to Changjun holding the pen, he looked at Changjun, and Changjun looked at the scroll, paper and pen.

When the years are silent, time stands still.

In the end, it was Gu Changjun who spoke first: "Last night..."

Feng Ji immediately asked: "Did you drink yesterday?"

Gu Changjun did not deny it, and said flatly: "Yes."

"You won't go out to drink specifically, will you?"

Gu Changjun explained: "No, it happened for a reason."

"Then how did you find me yesterday? I didn't even smell your breath. Where are you?"

Your Excellency Gu Changjun wrote, showing me the red string on his wrist.The red rope on his wrist, after wearing it for a long time, will be worn to some extent, and some corners and corners have begun to turn white.

red string?I have an impression, isn't it the last time outside the Li Na Xiang Temple, the little Taoist personally put that thing on me.It turns out that this thing is for this purpose, I really thought it was for warding off evil spirits.

Gu Changjun suddenly stretched out his hand to touch Feng Ji, Feng Ji thought that he was going to have a convulsion like last night, subconsciously turned his head away to avoid it.

Gu Changjun suddenly said: "Wait."

Feng Ji stepped back, but was tripped by the inkstone behind him, took advantage of the situation and sat down on the inkstone, flicked his tail, before he could react, Feng Ji looked up, and he actually threw Gu Changjun a face ink.

Feng Ji: "..."

Gu Changjun: "..."

Just now, Feng Ji accidentally got ink on his tail, but he didn't know it, but Gu Changjun just reached out to help him.That thought, and finally turned into this.

Looking at the ink stains on Gu Changjun's face, Feng Ji couldn't help holding back his laughter. He usually looked so serious when he took care of the little Taoist priest, but now he looked so funny.

Gu Changjun is not angry, but what else can he do?In the end, it wasn't that Gu Changjun took a basin to wash Feng Ji's tail.

The soap locusts are put too much, and a lot of foam is produced.Feng Ji looked at the water in the wooden basin and shook his head, it clearly washed his tail, so he helped me to wash it.

No, no, no bath if you kill him!

Feng Ji has been hiding, but he doesn't go into the water.

Gu Changjun said softly, "It's fine."

Feng Ji shook his head, "I don't want to wash it anymore."

"The tail must be cleaned, come here." Gu Changjun coaxed Feng Ji while pulling Feng Ji, but Feng Ji refused to agree with life or death, so he couldn't do it.

Everything is easy to talk about except not taking a bath.

In the end, there was no other way, Gu Changjun stepped back first, and said helplessly: "Then wash your tail and there."

Feng Ji probed and asked, "Really?"

"Ah."

Feng Ji turned around hesitantly, and carefully lowered his tail to Gu Changjun's hand.The cat's tail, which was quite shiny and smooth before, has become dirty and black now.

Gu Changjun put soap locust powder on the cat's tail, rubbed it a few times, and prepared to wash it in water.Previously, Gu Changjun specially tested the temperature of the water with his hands, and only used it when it was suitable. Now that the weather is cold, don't feel uncomfortable when washing.

But Gu Changjun just submerged his tail into the water...

"Meow!"

Feng Ji jumped up in shock, fell down and stepped on the back, suddenly knocked over the wooden basin due to the weight, directly lifted the wooden basin, and even the water in the basin was thrown out, this time it was completely splashed The water covered Gu Changjun's body.

Feng Ji: "..."

Gu Changjun: "..."

One person and one cat staring at each other.

Feng Ji was at a loss and said: "I didn't do it on purpose, or... you go first... go take a bath.",

Gu Changjun: "..."