Climb out of the boss's coffin
Chapter 8
Xu Xiaotu quickly took out a poster, spread it out carefully on the table, and saw a small dark blue translucent thing on it, round and round, a bit like an upside-down tadpole, with a tail wrapped around it. A small triangular piece of cloth.
This thing has all the facial features on its face, and it has a pair of cute peas eyes, the kind that girls would scream kawaii when they see it, but in Yu Yang's opinion, they just find it funny.
Yu Yang poked something on the poster cheaply, with a strange expression: "What is this?"
Xu Xiaotu slapped his hand away, and glared at him dissatisfied: "This is Liszt, who is ranked among the top ten international bodybuilding stars, you don't even know him, you are too ignorant!"
Yu Yang was a little confused: "Isn't it? You... our spirit clan can't leave Jiling?"
Seeing Yu Yang's expression, Xu Xiaotu immediately became even more contemptuous: "I said, are you insane? Of course, the Lingzu can leave Jiling. It's not a problem to stay outside for half a month, but it will be weak for a while. !"
Xu Xiaotu was already a little used to Yu Yang's ignorance, so he didn't think much about it. He held his face in anticipation and said, "Liszt is recognized as the strongest man in the world, and the only adult male known to weigh A person who reaches 459 grams is equivalent to the weight of two and a half adults!"
Yu Yang echoed very carelessly: "Oh, that's really amazing!"
Xu Xiaotu didn't hear the perfunctory in Yu Yang's tone, and continued to blow rainbow farts to his idol: "Besides, his physique is really good, he's not at all like those flashy bodybuilding stars, he even challenged him without Ji Ling." A record of surviving [-] days in sunlight!"
After hearing this, Yu Yang glanced at the cute creature on the poster again.
It turns out that this is the strongest man in Lingwuxing!
The weight can reach a rare 459 grams!
The weight of two and a half adults!
Pfft ha ha ha... are you serious about the weight of two and a half adults?
Aren't ordinary spirit races as heavy as Lao Tzu's bird!
Oh, is the cloth strip wrapped around the tail a CK bullet?
You seem to be deliberately making me laugh?
Yu Yang had a serious look on his face, and his stomach was knotted with laughter.
However, Xu Xiaotu's flattery wasn't over yet, he looked at Yu Yang, and asked him in a tone deliberately wistful: "Do you know what is the best thing about Liszt?"
"What is it?" Yu Yang asked desperately holding back a smile.
"The most powerful thing about him is... he has never used his full form before competing with his opponents in the world-class arena, but he has been able to sit firmly on the throne of the champion for ten consecutive years. It is said that no one has seen his spirit body so far. What it really looks like!" When Xu Xiaotu said this, his air of being a fan was fully exposed.
There is still a complete form, is this playing an upgrade game?Yu Yang was surprised for a moment, and immediately couldn't stop imagining: the primary form is a tadpole, the full form is a frog prince? My God...
Xu Xiaotu didn't know the rebellious thoughts in Yu Yang's mind, and he didn't forget to hit Yu Yang while praising his idol: "A spoiled rich second generation like you probably hasn't left Jiling since he was born, right? You don’t need to look to know that your spirit body must be weak and light—did you see that Liszt is too charming and feel ashamed, so you deliberately pretend that you don’t know him?”
In the hearts of fans, it is impossible for someone not to know their idol, and all those who say they don't know it are because of jealousy.
Yu Yang: I'm sorry, not only did I not feel ashamed when I saw him, but I also wanted to laugh a little bit!
From this, Yu Yang diverged his thinking further: Is it the same with Zhuang Weiran?Putting on a noble and glamorous shell, there is such a cute little thing inside?I can't hold it anymore... I really want to laugh!
Yu Yang: "Pfft..."
Seeing that he was covering his face and his shoulders were still shaking, Xu Xiaotu felt a little strange: "Hey, what's wrong with you! Are you crying?"
Yu Yang didn't speak, but his body trembled even more.
Xu Xiaotu thought he was really crying, and suddenly felt a little guilty: "Then...then what, don't take it to your heart when I say it! I don't mean to look down on you... After all, Liszt is not an ordinary person, you can't compare He is also normal...don't underestimate yourself..."
"Hahahahaha..." Yu Yang couldn't bear it anymore, he slapped the table and laughed wildly, tears came out of the laughter.
Xu Xiaotu was stunned, only then did he realize that he had misunderstood, and immediately wanted to kill someone angrily: "You... how could you do this!"
"I'm sorry...I didn't laugh at...you mean...but, cough...you, let me laugh first...hahaha I really...can't help it..." Yu Yang also knew that he was not kind, but he couldn't control it anymore Hold your vocal cords.
Xu Xiaotu's face turned from white to red, and then from red to blue, becoming so diligent.Finally, she took a deep breath, silently accepted the poster, walked out without saying a word, and kicked Yu Yang hard before leaving.
Yu Yang smiled happily to himself, and didn't even feel any pain.
Zhuang Weiran on the other side was also in a depressed mood.
Although he could only see what was within Yu Yang's line of sight, such as Xu Xiaotu's livid face, just hearing that hysterical laughter was enough to imagine Yu Yang's appearance.
In Yu Yang's eyes, the body of the Spirit Race is a ridiculous existence, and Zhuang Weiran was a little hurt by this cognition.
Mr. Zhuang looked at the documents that were in urgent need of approval, and finally, driven by unwillingness, went into the bathroom next door.
Ever since I met Yu Yang, I occasionally take a short errand to watch the live broadcast during working hours. This is not the first time Mr. Zhuang has done this kind of thing.
Zhuang Weiran stood in front of the mirror, looked at his own body through the reflection of the mirror, after a long while, finally frowned in confusion.
He didn't think there was anything funny about Liszt's appearance. In Yu Yang's eyes, was the appearance of their spirit race really so ridiculous?
At the same time, in the depths of the god-like body, a young-toothed Mr. Zhuang who looked exactly like Ji Ling, but was shrunk many times, frowned in distress.
His eyes turned back to Yu Yang.
After laughing wildly for 5 minutes, Yu Yang finally noticed that Xu Xiaotu had run away in anger.
Yu Yang's conscience felt pained, and he put the matter aside.
After the little girl ran away, Yu Yang began to observe the simple furnishings in the room out of boredom: a wooden bed, a set of tables and chairs, teapots and cups on the table, and other miscellaneous things.
The room was given up by Xu Xiaotu. In order to accommodate Yu Yang, the little girl has already moved in to live with Pei Hao and the others.
This small mountain village is quiet and peaceful, and Pei Hao and his wife are also very simple and kind, worthy of deep friendship, which made Yu Yang plan to live here for a long time.
As a visitor from another world, there is no more suitable place for him than here.
Since he decided to stay, Yu Yang naturally couldn't turn a blind eye to the difficulties of Pei Hao and the others.When Xu Xiaotu brought him back yesterday, he heard the little girl mention "Uncle Jiao" and "Baby", but he didn't know the specifics.
Yu Yang decided to find an opportunity to ask, if he could help, he would not stand idly by.
It's a pity that things are destined not to go so smoothly.
Since then, Yu Yang has not found a suitable opportunity to ask about this matter for a few days. Every time he tried to make indirect remarks, he would be politely blocked by Mu Yi.
So he went to find Pei Hao who seemed to be easier to deal with.
As if knowing that he couldn't hide his words, Pei Hao always smiled back at Yu Yang's oblique questions.Yu Yang worked hard for a few days, but he didn't hear a word from his mouth.
Originally, it was most convenient to ask Xu Xiaotu directly, but ever since Yu Yang mocked her idol frantically, the little girl never paid attention to him, not even saying "Hello".
The hatred of idols is irreconcilable.In view of Yu Yang's bad behavior, Xu Xiaotu said unilaterally: The two of them have grown up!The kind that can't be solved!
Yu Yang's attitude towards this is: Don't worry if you have too many debts, and don't itch if you have too many lice - anyway, it's not a day or two since this girl doesn't like him.
As for the matter of questioning, as long as he still lives in this day, he will be able to figure it out sooner or later.
That night, Yu Yangqi lay back on the bed after night, but couldn't fall asleep because of tossing and turning.After lying down bored for a while, he simply put on his clothes and got out of bed, intending to go out to relax, but found that the door couldn't be opened.
He went to the window and looked, there was a lock on the outside of the door.
Yu Yang gave a helpless wry smile, and went back to the bedroom to lie down: every night he got up late at night to lock the door, and when it was almost dawn, he quietly came to unlock it again, it was hard for him, Brother Mu.
Although someone would come and open the door if he shouted at this time, it would inevitably lead to a deadlock in the relationship.
Yu Yang is not really crazy, he made up a temporary and full of loopholes to deceive Xu Xiaotu is okay, Pei Hao has a rough mind and doesn't think too much, but it is impossible to win Mu Yi's trust, don't even think about it Knowing that Mu Yi must have secretly investigated herself.
Faced with this kind of thing, the safest way for Yu Yang is to stay away from the crowd and secretly learn the knowledge of this world, and wait until he can perfectly disguise himself as the Spirit Race before coming out.
But this is destined to be a long and dangerous process, maybe he will die before he succeeds, Yu Yang doesn't want to do this.Intuitively, Mu Yi and the others are the most likely to accept him. Mu Yi feels so much like his mother to him that he would rather risk exposure and integrate into their family.
So he let Mu Yi test him, behaved harmlessly and innocently, and gave Mu Yi the choice of whether to accept him or not in exchange for his trust.
It seems that everything is going well so far. Although they are still wary of him, generally speaking, the attitude of Mu Yi's family towards him is still very friendly.
I just hope that the inspection period will not be too long.
This thing has all the facial features on its face, and it has a pair of cute peas eyes, the kind that girls would scream kawaii when they see it, but in Yu Yang's opinion, they just find it funny.
Yu Yang poked something on the poster cheaply, with a strange expression: "What is this?"
Xu Xiaotu slapped his hand away, and glared at him dissatisfied: "This is Liszt, who is ranked among the top ten international bodybuilding stars, you don't even know him, you are too ignorant!"
Yu Yang was a little confused: "Isn't it? You... our spirit clan can't leave Jiling?"
Seeing Yu Yang's expression, Xu Xiaotu immediately became even more contemptuous: "I said, are you insane? Of course, the Lingzu can leave Jiling. It's not a problem to stay outside for half a month, but it will be weak for a while. !"
Xu Xiaotu was already a little used to Yu Yang's ignorance, so he didn't think much about it. He held his face in anticipation and said, "Liszt is recognized as the strongest man in the world, and the only adult male known to weigh A person who reaches 459 grams is equivalent to the weight of two and a half adults!"
Yu Yang echoed very carelessly: "Oh, that's really amazing!"
Xu Xiaotu didn't hear the perfunctory in Yu Yang's tone, and continued to blow rainbow farts to his idol: "Besides, his physique is really good, he's not at all like those flashy bodybuilding stars, he even challenged him without Ji Ling." A record of surviving [-] days in sunlight!"
After hearing this, Yu Yang glanced at the cute creature on the poster again.
It turns out that this is the strongest man in Lingwuxing!
The weight can reach a rare 459 grams!
The weight of two and a half adults!
Pfft ha ha ha... are you serious about the weight of two and a half adults?
Aren't ordinary spirit races as heavy as Lao Tzu's bird!
Oh, is the cloth strip wrapped around the tail a CK bullet?
You seem to be deliberately making me laugh?
Yu Yang had a serious look on his face, and his stomach was knotted with laughter.
However, Xu Xiaotu's flattery wasn't over yet, he looked at Yu Yang, and asked him in a tone deliberately wistful: "Do you know what is the best thing about Liszt?"
"What is it?" Yu Yang asked desperately holding back a smile.
"The most powerful thing about him is... he has never used his full form before competing with his opponents in the world-class arena, but he has been able to sit firmly on the throne of the champion for ten consecutive years. It is said that no one has seen his spirit body so far. What it really looks like!" When Xu Xiaotu said this, his air of being a fan was fully exposed.
There is still a complete form, is this playing an upgrade game?Yu Yang was surprised for a moment, and immediately couldn't stop imagining: the primary form is a tadpole, the full form is a frog prince? My God...
Xu Xiaotu didn't know the rebellious thoughts in Yu Yang's mind, and he didn't forget to hit Yu Yang while praising his idol: "A spoiled rich second generation like you probably hasn't left Jiling since he was born, right? You don’t need to look to know that your spirit body must be weak and light—did you see that Liszt is too charming and feel ashamed, so you deliberately pretend that you don’t know him?”
In the hearts of fans, it is impossible for someone not to know their idol, and all those who say they don't know it are because of jealousy.
Yu Yang: I'm sorry, not only did I not feel ashamed when I saw him, but I also wanted to laugh a little bit!
From this, Yu Yang diverged his thinking further: Is it the same with Zhuang Weiran?Putting on a noble and glamorous shell, there is such a cute little thing inside?I can't hold it anymore... I really want to laugh!
Yu Yang: "Pfft..."
Seeing that he was covering his face and his shoulders were still shaking, Xu Xiaotu felt a little strange: "Hey, what's wrong with you! Are you crying?"
Yu Yang didn't speak, but his body trembled even more.
Xu Xiaotu thought he was really crying, and suddenly felt a little guilty: "Then...then what, don't take it to your heart when I say it! I don't mean to look down on you... After all, Liszt is not an ordinary person, you can't compare He is also normal...don't underestimate yourself..."
"Hahahahaha..." Yu Yang couldn't bear it anymore, he slapped the table and laughed wildly, tears came out of the laughter.
Xu Xiaotu was stunned, only then did he realize that he had misunderstood, and immediately wanted to kill someone angrily: "You... how could you do this!"
"I'm sorry...I didn't laugh at...you mean...but, cough...you, let me laugh first...hahaha I really...can't help it..." Yu Yang also knew that he was not kind, but he couldn't control it anymore Hold your vocal cords.
Xu Xiaotu's face turned from white to red, and then from red to blue, becoming so diligent.Finally, she took a deep breath, silently accepted the poster, walked out without saying a word, and kicked Yu Yang hard before leaving.
Yu Yang smiled happily to himself, and didn't even feel any pain.
Zhuang Weiran on the other side was also in a depressed mood.
Although he could only see what was within Yu Yang's line of sight, such as Xu Xiaotu's livid face, just hearing that hysterical laughter was enough to imagine Yu Yang's appearance.
In Yu Yang's eyes, the body of the Spirit Race is a ridiculous existence, and Zhuang Weiran was a little hurt by this cognition.
Mr. Zhuang looked at the documents that were in urgent need of approval, and finally, driven by unwillingness, went into the bathroom next door.
Ever since I met Yu Yang, I occasionally take a short errand to watch the live broadcast during working hours. This is not the first time Mr. Zhuang has done this kind of thing.
Zhuang Weiran stood in front of the mirror, looked at his own body through the reflection of the mirror, after a long while, finally frowned in confusion.
He didn't think there was anything funny about Liszt's appearance. In Yu Yang's eyes, was the appearance of their spirit race really so ridiculous?
At the same time, in the depths of the god-like body, a young-toothed Mr. Zhuang who looked exactly like Ji Ling, but was shrunk many times, frowned in distress.
His eyes turned back to Yu Yang.
After laughing wildly for 5 minutes, Yu Yang finally noticed that Xu Xiaotu had run away in anger.
Yu Yang's conscience felt pained, and he put the matter aside.
After the little girl ran away, Yu Yang began to observe the simple furnishings in the room out of boredom: a wooden bed, a set of tables and chairs, teapots and cups on the table, and other miscellaneous things.
The room was given up by Xu Xiaotu. In order to accommodate Yu Yang, the little girl has already moved in to live with Pei Hao and the others.
This small mountain village is quiet and peaceful, and Pei Hao and his wife are also very simple and kind, worthy of deep friendship, which made Yu Yang plan to live here for a long time.
As a visitor from another world, there is no more suitable place for him than here.
Since he decided to stay, Yu Yang naturally couldn't turn a blind eye to the difficulties of Pei Hao and the others.When Xu Xiaotu brought him back yesterday, he heard the little girl mention "Uncle Jiao" and "Baby", but he didn't know the specifics.
Yu Yang decided to find an opportunity to ask, if he could help, he would not stand idly by.
It's a pity that things are destined not to go so smoothly.
Since then, Yu Yang has not found a suitable opportunity to ask about this matter for a few days. Every time he tried to make indirect remarks, he would be politely blocked by Mu Yi.
So he went to find Pei Hao who seemed to be easier to deal with.
As if knowing that he couldn't hide his words, Pei Hao always smiled back at Yu Yang's oblique questions.Yu Yang worked hard for a few days, but he didn't hear a word from his mouth.
Originally, it was most convenient to ask Xu Xiaotu directly, but ever since Yu Yang mocked her idol frantically, the little girl never paid attention to him, not even saying "Hello".
The hatred of idols is irreconcilable.In view of Yu Yang's bad behavior, Xu Xiaotu said unilaterally: The two of them have grown up!The kind that can't be solved!
Yu Yang's attitude towards this is: Don't worry if you have too many debts, and don't itch if you have too many lice - anyway, it's not a day or two since this girl doesn't like him.
As for the matter of questioning, as long as he still lives in this day, he will be able to figure it out sooner or later.
That night, Yu Yangqi lay back on the bed after night, but couldn't fall asleep because of tossing and turning.After lying down bored for a while, he simply put on his clothes and got out of bed, intending to go out to relax, but found that the door couldn't be opened.
He went to the window and looked, there was a lock on the outside of the door.
Yu Yang gave a helpless wry smile, and went back to the bedroom to lie down: every night he got up late at night to lock the door, and when it was almost dawn, he quietly came to unlock it again, it was hard for him, Brother Mu.
Although someone would come and open the door if he shouted at this time, it would inevitably lead to a deadlock in the relationship.
Yu Yang is not really crazy, he made up a temporary and full of loopholes to deceive Xu Xiaotu is okay, Pei Hao has a rough mind and doesn't think too much, but it is impossible to win Mu Yi's trust, don't even think about it Knowing that Mu Yi must have secretly investigated herself.
Faced with this kind of thing, the safest way for Yu Yang is to stay away from the crowd and secretly learn the knowledge of this world, and wait until he can perfectly disguise himself as the Spirit Race before coming out.
But this is destined to be a long and dangerous process, maybe he will die before he succeeds, Yu Yang doesn't want to do this.Intuitively, Mu Yi and the others are the most likely to accept him. Mu Yi feels so much like his mother to him that he would rather risk exposure and integrate into their family.
So he let Mu Yi test him, behaved harmlessly and innocently, and gave Mu Yi the choice of whether to accept him or not in exchange for his trust.
It seems that everything is going well so far. Although they are still wary of him, generally speaking, the attitude of Mu Yi's family towards him is still very friendly.
I just hope that the inspection period will not be too long.
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