Climb out of the boss's coffin

When Yu Yang woke up again, he didn't know how much time had passed. He saw a group of doctors and nurses in white coats standing in front of the hospital bed. The leader was Zhuang Weiran who made him feel complicated and didn't know how to deal with it. A group of people watched Looking at his expression... very indescribable.

What's going on here?Why are you looking at me like this?Before his sluggish brain resumed functioning, Zhuang Weiran sat down slowly by the bed, held one of his hands with both hands, and said in a tone that was careful not to irritate him: "The doctor said that your body is fine. How are you feeling? Are you okay?"

Yu Yang stared at him blankly, seeing that Zhuang Weiran's eyes were full of pity and love, he couldn't help being moved, and nodded: "It's okay."

"That's good." Zhuang Weiran seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, hesitated for a while, and finally continued with a sad expression: "No one would want such a thing to happen... You must calm down—don't worry, No matter who the child is, as long as you are willing, I will raise him with you after the child is born..."

Yu Yang: ...

"Wait, wait!" Yu Yang sat up from the bed without knowing where the strength came from, grabbed Zhuang Weiran's arm, and asked anxiously: "What are you talking about? What child?" He suddenly had a feeling Bad feeling.

There was a trace of pity on Zhuang Weiran's face: "Do you still remember that person who got into your soul? Did you touch his soul?"

Yu Yang was confused when he heard it: "Yeah, what's wrong?"

Yu Yang: "Wait? He bumped into me?!"

Yu Yang quickly thought about it from the perspective of the spirit tribe, and instantly understood his situation - he actually had something to do with two spirit tribes one after another!Whose baby are you pregnant with? !

Yu Yang: "...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

At this time, Yu Yang wanted to cry without tears: The setting of your spirit clan is too bullying, if you are not careful, you will lose your innocence!She's about to get pregnant every now and then, who can bear this shit?

The aliens are too insane, I want to go back to Earth!

Seeing Yu Yang's collapsed appearance, Zhuang Weiran hurriedly hugged him to prevent him from losing his mind: "Calm down, be careful not to move your fetus..."

"Ahhh... I'm dead and no one can stop me!" Yu Yang struggled hard while grabbing Zhuang Weiran's collar like a life-saving straw, crying in anxiety: "Hurry up! Give me a hug A bottle of emergency contraception... no abortion pills, I want an abortion!"

Everyone present looked at someone looking for death and life, sympathized and puzzled: What are you doing?Did it take so long to react to that?Is this reflex arc too long?

How did they know that upon hearing this bad news suddenly, Yu Yang received two blows in an instant: first, he was pregnant by a man; with what?)

Seemingly wanting to appease Yu Yang, Zhuang Weiran pushed the manic man back to the bed, and gave him what seemed to be good news: "Don't get too excited, the chances of both of you conceiving are [-]-[-], and those who are pregnant are also It might be the person who stole the spirit..."

"What the hell is there to be happy about?" Yu Yang covered his face in grief and indignation: Xi being a father is just a little better than Xi being a mother. What is there to be thankful for?

Yu Yang tried to substitute someone's dignity into the image of a pregnant woman wrapped in a headscarf, and his own imagination gave him goosebumps all over his body. No, no, no, he doesn't want a child born to him by Huang Banya's nephew at all!

When the ward was in chaos, the attending doctor opened the door and walked in. Seeing the scene of flying dogs and dogs in front of him, he couldn't help frowning.

Seeing the doctor in charge, Zhuang Weiran pressed Yu Yang who was in a frenzy back to the quilt, and immediately put on a serious expression: "Doctor Chu, how is the examination result?"

"The result is very optimistic. There is no sprouting spiritual seed found in the patient's body, and the surface of the soul is smooth, and there is no sign of conception..." Dr. Chu looked at Yu Yang curiously, but he still didn't say anything.

Zhuang Weiran nodded calmly: "As I guessed, thank you for your hard work."

After hearing what the doctor said, Yu Yang immediately realized the problem: "Wait, doctor, you mean the test results just came out?"

"Yes." Doctor Chu nodded.

"I'm not pregnant?"

"Yes."

"Where is the person who stole the soul?"

"No." Doctor Chu looked at him kindly, with an expression on his face that you are really lucky: "And after careful screening, the fetal membranes outside your soul are complete and there are no gaps. It is estimated that you even have an intimate relationship. None of that happened."

Yu Yang breathed a sigh of relief in an instant: It's okay, that kid and I just rubbed each other shirtless, just like taking a bath in a public bathhouse, at least our innocence is preserved!

Yu Yang immediately cast his angry eyes on Zhuang Weiran: "It didn't work out, what kind of affectionate spare tire are you playing!"Also, can the attitude be more serious at this moment, which is related to the life and death of visitors from other worlds?What about the agreed-upon saber-rattling plan?

Facing the victim's anger, Zhuang Weiran didn't feel guilty at all, and lightly poured more oil on the fire: "Actually, a comprehensive examination was done on the day you were admitted to the hospital, because your situation is special, and I asked you to The doctor checked several times."

Yu Yang gritted his teeth resentfully: "Then you made such a serious call just now..."

Zhuang Weiran shrugged indifferently: "Oh, I'm kidding you."

Yu Yang: I'll bite you to death!

Turning a blind eye to Yu Yang's murderous gaze, Zhuang Weiran turned around and told everyone without any sense of crisis: "You all go out, I want to stay alone with the patient for a while."

Everyone retreated as promised, and as soon as the door was closed, the furious Yu Yang rushed forward and pinched Zhuang Weiran's neck: "Zhuang Weiran, you are a black-bellied person! I, grass, you!"

Zhuang Weiran stood still and let him pinch him, and Yu Yang, who was short-handed and soft-mouthed, gave up his attack with just one sentence: "I just saved your life."

"The spirit on your body is also mine." Seeing that the enemy army couldn't hold back and retreated in embarrassment, Zhuang Weiran insisted on pursuing the victory.

"Oh, my head suddenly hurts again..." The guilty Yu Yang let out an exaggerated bluff, and quickly fell back on the bed with a mentally retarded expression of a patient with amnesia: I don't care, I declare that I have amnesia, what do you think? I don't understand!

Zhuang Weiran looked at his funny image with slanted mouth and slanted eyes, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter: This is not amnesia, but brain damage, right?

"Cough," Zhuang Weiran coughed lightly, and quickly changed the subject out of composure: "I said you, don't you realize that you can't get pregnant at all? How could you have been fooled by me?"

"Why is that?" When it came to his own question, Yu Yang quickly corrected his attitude and sat upright.

"Have you forgotten what you are?" Zhuang Weiran reminded him helplessly: "You are different from us, you are reproductively isolated."

Even if there is only 0.01% difference in genes, it is difficult to produce offspring between two different species.

Hearing Zhuang Weiran's words, Yu Yang felt a little depressed. The spirit race was so similar to the people on Earth in terms of culture and appearance that Yu Yang always ignored the fact that he was in another world from time to time.

Realizing that the person in front of him is an alien who holds his own life in his hands, and he can't help but treat him as a friend, Yu Yang suddenly felt a burst of panic and fear.

Although he was so nervous that he almost had a myocardial infarction, Yu Yang didn't show his face at all, and said like a normal person: "By the way, when it comes to Jiling..." Yu Yang's face turned dark as he said: "I heard that you pretended to be a ghost on me." Surveillance, all my privacy is clearly seen by you!"

After listening to Yu Yang's questioning, Zhuang Weiran explained in embarrassment: "I didn't put it on, it was brought by Jiling. I just..."

Yu Yang didn't listen to his explanation at all, and deliberately messed around: "You actually did this kind of thing to me, are you a pervert?"

Zhuang Weiran felt wronged: "I...you left without saying goodbye, I just didn't have time to tell you..."

Yu Yang was still very emotional: "Then can you spy on me? You are violating my right to privacy! You have seen all of me! You know all the secrets!"

Zhuang Weiran was unwilling to accept this charge, and quickly proved his innocence: "I have never seen your spirit body, all I can see is what is within your line of sight..."

Yu Yang refused to let go, and looked insulted: "But you have seen my body, you know that I am different from you, my body is my body, you still..."

Zhuang Weiran, who is still daring by nature, has a slightly embarrassed expression: "I haven't watched a lot, just occasionally..."

Yu Yang was unforgiving: "How much do you watch? What would you think if I was spying on you like this? You even watch other people's live GV!"

Zhuang Weiran: "..."

Although he acted very aggressively, Yu Yang, who was sweating in his palms, took a peek at Zhuang Weiran, and heaved a sigh of relief: "It's okay, okay, there is no sign of anger. It seems that this person is quite decent, and his character is worth looking forward to." .

The opponent is too strong, and Yu Yang, who is weak and weak, said rascally: I am standing on the commanding heights of morality and I can't get down. What can you do to me?

Facing Yu Yang's accusation, Zhuang Weiran couldn't argue with anything, so he had to bow his head and admit his mistake: "Sorry..."

Yu Yang snorted softly: "Is the apology over?"

Zhuang Weiran: "Have I deleted all the recorded videos?"

Yu Yang was heartbroken as if facing the boy who had lost his footing: "What? You even recorded a video! You you you you..."

Zhuang Weiran: "I'm sorry, please forgive me!"

Yu Yang turned his head: "No forgiveness!"

Zhuang Weiran stood up and bowed to Yu Yang: "I'm sorry, because my selfishness has caused you harm, I hope you can give me a chance to redeem my crime!"

Yu Yang was so frightened that he almost jumped up, but Mr. Zhuang actually bowed to him and even used his honorific title?It seems that I should accept it as soon as I see it, otherwise I will kill myself after the play is over.

Thinking of this, Yu Yang resisted the urge to bow back, and slowed down his attitude: "Uh...well, I can't blame you for this...I'm not that angry, it's just a little awkward...just don't do this in the future !"

Zhuang Weiran continued to express his modesty: "As compensation, I will keep the secret of your identity for you, and I will never let it out."

Yu Yang: "Hahaha...thank you!"

Zhuang Weiran: "Mr. Yu's identity issues, medical issues, and work issues will also be resolved by me."

Yu Yang: "Oh...how dare you do that?"

Zhuang Weiran: "Mr. Yu has no place to live now, right? If you don't dislike it, why not just stay in our house for a few days and let me take care of Mr. Yu's daily necessities?"

Yu Yang: Wait, why does it feel a little wrong?I asked the surname Zhuang to make a show?

Before Yu Yang could figure it out, Zhuang Weiran had already arranged everything for Yu Yang properly, so that he couldn't say no at all.

After doing all this, Zhuang Weiran thoughtfully told Yu Yang to rest well, and turned around to go out.

"Wait!" Yu Yang called him suddenly, and when Zhuang Weiran looked back, he saw Yu Yang asked anxiously, "Can I trust you?"

Zhuang Weiran couldn't help being a little excited. He knew that Yu Yang's asking this meant that he began to trust him. As long as his answer was correct, he could gain his trust. So he nodded solemnly and said: "At least in Lingwu Star, I don't think there's anyone more trustworthy than me."

Yu Yang nodded slightly when he heard this, and stared out of the window for a while, a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Did you know? In our world, there is a column called Animal World, which is where wild animals are infested. Install hidden cameras in the wild to observe the behaviors of animals including sex, hunting, breastfeeding, courtship and even excretion... At that time, I didn't think there was anything wrong with watching this show, and even thought it was very novel, but when I think about it, if animals Human thinking, such a life without privacy and dignity... I never thought it would be my turn today!"

Zhuang Weiran suddenly felt extremely guilty, and couldn't help apologizing for his behavior again.

Yu Yang smiled indifferently: "You don't need to apologize. Speaking of which, I illegally occupied your property. After all, this is not where I live... I can be regarded as a rare species here. Optimistically, at least human body Safety can still be guaranteed!"

"I will not disclose your identity to anyone, nor will I restrict your freedom." Zhuang Weiran promised again: "I will protect you."

"Thank you!" Yu Yang said gratefully: "I can't live without your help, and now I still need to take care of you - no matter what, I will always remember this kindness forever!"

After Yu Yang said this, he bowed solemnly, and when he stood up, there were some tears in the corners of his eyes.

"Did you know?" Yu Yang grinned while wiping away his tears, "There is a tradition there, when a prisoner is about to go to the execution ground for execution, the jailer will give him a sumptuous dinner—you are so kind to me, I thought……"

"No!" Zhuang Weiran promised again: "I will not do anything to hurt you!"

After comforting Yu Yang again, Zhuang Weiran saw that he was asleep, so he walked out of the ward lightly and closed the door gently.

Two bodyguards dutifully guarded the door, Zhuang Weiran nodded slightly to them, then turned and left.

Walking to a secluded corner, a figure quietly came out of the corridor, teasing: "Hey, put the little lover to sleep? It's really rare to see someone you care about so much!"

Zhuang Weiran ignored him, but this person became interested and deliberately teased him: "Don't be ashamed! Tell me, how is this person?"

"He's very smart." Zhuang Weiran thought for a while and said.

Cover up his purpose with a carefree appearance, and after testing out his personality, he began to show weakness and pretend to be pitiful, arousing his desire to protect, and paying part of his frankness in exchange for his goodwill and sense of responsibility, labeling him as a good person, so that he can't do anything. Treat him badly.

Even though he used some tricks, it was just for self-protection, even if he was seen through, he wouldn't be annoying - at least Zhuang Weiran wasn't annoying.

After thinking for a while, Zhuang Weiran instructed the figure: "Go and help me get another medicine from my room, and give it to Dr. Chu for him to use according to the situation."

"Are you crazy?" The figure was obviously shocked: "You only have two of that kind of potion, and Yu Yang has already used one, so why give it to him? What if something happens to you?"

"I have so many people protecting me every day, how can something happen?" Zhuang Weiran said in a flat tone: "Besides, I gave it to Dr. Chu just in case, and I don't have to use it."

"What if it is used?" Human shadow was obviously not so easily persuaded by him: "No matter what, you must keep a spare for yourself. This is the bottom line-it was an exception for Yu Yang to use it before. Second-rate!"

joke?This is extremely precious water of life, which can save the Eldar from any near-death state. The amount is so scarce that it can only supply the royal family and important officials of the empire. How can it be easily given to others?Twice!

"Don't fool me for being a fool!" Zhuang Weiran unceremoniously exposed him when he saw the figure's reckless appearance: "With that person's behavior, if he can let me know that there are two medicines, he will Another hidden one, it’s hidden on you, isn’t it?”

Figure: "..." Grass, you know this?

"And, if I'm not mistaken, the two medicines on the surface are not for me at all, but for my future wife and children. Am I right?" Zhuang Weiran squinted at him, continued.

The underpants are all cleaned up and cleaned by others, so they are doing things?Brother, at least save me some face!The figure was almost depressed to death.

"You also know it's for your wife and children!" The figure tried to die.

"So it should be used by Yu Yang, what's the problem?" Zhuang Weiran became more confident.

"Really?"

"Of course!" Zhuang Weiran was very sure.

"No, tell me it's fake!" The figure seemed to have received a fatal blow.

"Okay, it's a lie. The truth is that I slept with him, so I have to be responsible for him." Zhuang Weiran changed his words in a polite manner.

"...?!"

"I'm a traditional person."

"I don't believe it even more when you say that. Which sentence is true?"

"..."

"No, are you blushing?"

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