Climb out of the boss's coffin

In a teahouse in Wuzhen, two guests were sitting at a table in the middle of the hall drinking tea and chatting. One of them asked the other in amazement:

"Old Qian, seeing your sickly appearance a few days ago, I thought you were going to change your spirit, why is your face so red today... Could it be that you went to the city to find a spirit master? You are so picky People are willing to spend a lot of money to cultivate spirits!"

"Hey, how can it be? It's not like you don't know the level of the junior spirit masters in the city. Wouldn't it be more cost-effective if I had that money to buy a new spirit?" Old Qian waved his hand disdainfully, and then said happily Then he said: "To tell you the truth, I'm out of shit luck!"

"What shit luck? Tell me quickly!" The man hurriedly approached and asked.

"We have a new high-level spiritual master in our town, and his skills are amazing! It's a pity that he is a newcomer and has no reputation. He hasn't had a single business in the first three days of opening-I was going to watch the excitement that day, but he saw my problems , He insisted on cultivating the soul for me, and even said that he would not charge me money, as long as I help him promote it..."

Old Qian took a sip of his teacup while talking, and continued to say vividly: "As soon as I heard, can we not take advantage of the door-to-door delivery, so I let him try it. Originally, I planned to repair it and let him pay some money." , I didn’t expect to let him do it... Hey!"

"It was only later that I found out that he is an elite trained by the Spiritualist Association of J City. He was ordered by his master to go to the grassroots to practice. After the training, he will go back to inherit the mantle of the master. He will not stay in our place for long before he has to leave... "

This old money doesn't know if his job is to talk about cross talk, his voice is loud and very provocative, and the guests on the second floor are attracted to him without knowing it. And the appearance, the sitting place has been surrounded by people, and many people are pulling old money to ask things.

Lao Qian enthusiastically answered everyone who asked questions, fulfilled his promise to Ji Lingshi to help him promote without compromise, and assured Ji Lingshi's skills would never let him down.

Similar scenes also happened in other public places in the town. These people were all parties who took advantage of it, and came forward to express their own experience in order to repay the spiritual master.

At this time, in a certain hospital that just opened, the perpetrator was lying comfortably on the sofa with his legs crossed. Seeing Xu Xiaotu coming in with a troubled face, Yu Yang asked lazily without raising his eyelids: "How is it?" , how many came today?"

"34, because you made a rule that you only take ten orders a day, I numbered them, and sent the ones who came later to wait." After Xu Xiaotu replied dutifully, he couldn't hold back his worried question immediately. :

"Brother Yu Yang, isn't it good for us to deceive people like this? What if it is known that those parties involved were pretended by us..."

"If you know it, you know it!" Yu Yang waved his hand indifferently, with a childish look like you are too young: "Wait until the real results come out, who will study these things in detail? Besides, what is cheating? Technology sucks If the technology is good, it’s called deception; if the technology is good with a bit of artistic exaggeration, it’s called advertising!”

Yu Yang got a little excited when he said this, and pulled Xu Xiaotu to instill in him the advertising ideas of "the smell of wine is also afraid of deep alleys" and "proper bragging does not mean cheating", which successfully reassured the little girl.

After all, Xu Xiaotu took a risk by helping Yu Yang open a shop in town without telling Mu Yi and Pei Hao. I can't explain it to my family.

But once the worries were dispelled, Xu Xiaotu immediately began to feel sorry for the less money he earned: "Brother Yu Yang, why do we only receive ten customers a day? With your skills, twenty is more than enough, right? Just let them go, What if these people get impatient and stop coming?"

Although he hasn't received a dime yet, Xu Xiaotu firmly believes in Yu Yang's ability. How can he watch the money he is about to get fly away?

"Don't worry, everything is under my control!" Yu Yang was not moved by her attitude at all, and the old god said, "I'm a 'senior spirit master', how can I do without a bit of force? Do spiritual masters need to worry about not having clients? How lucky is it to hire a high-level spiritual master at the price of an ordinary spiritual master?"

"The more I leave them alone now, the more they rush to find me. You are worried that people will leave, but I am worried that too many people will come--besides, things are rare and expensive. If you pick up too many customers Many, how will the fee increase by then?"

"Yes, yes, there is still a fee!" Xu Xiaotu was reminded by him, and immediately asked Ai Ai expectantly: "It ranges from five thousand to ten thousand per person. Is this... too expensive?" After all, Yu Yang is a high-level spirit The teacher is a fake, Xu Xiaotu always feels a little guilty when he collects the money.

"Too expensive? No, no, no, this price is just right!" For Xu Xiaotu's lack of understanding, Yu Yang almost hated iron and steel.

Although he is indeed not a high-level spiritual master, he can be sure that his ability is definitely not lower than that of a high-level spiritual master. This price Yu Yangding is very confident-even a small bottle of crudely made low-grade placebo can be sold. To 499, help them cure the disease once and for all, and charge a lot of [-]?

You must know that at least half of the people who came to Yu Yang had problems with Jiling, and it would be scrapped within a few years. If Yu Yang repaired them once, at least hundreds of thousands of Jiling would be saved. up.This fee is indeed cheap.

By the way, the price of Lingwu Star Jiling generally ranges from 10 to 100 million. The cheapest one is Baby Jiling, because of the long growth period, few people except newborn spirits will choose it; followed by disabilities, ugly second-hand spirits; and then ordinary spirits with healthy limbs.

Unlike Xu Xiaotu who was skeptical, Zhuang Weiran on the other side fully agreed with Yu Yang's point of view.From his businessman's point of view, Yu Yang's fee is not only not exaggerated, but even a little low.

Seeing Yu Yang perform such an astonishing operation with self-made surgical tools, Zhuang Weiran couldn't help but feel a little sorry for Yu Yang: staying in such a small town really buried his talent, maybe it's time to consider He took it back...

Zhuang Weiran pondered for a while, seeing Yu Yang got up to receive the "patient", Zhuang Weiran also put his attention back into his work.

At this time, Mr. Zhuang was in a secret library, holding an old book in his hand to study carefully, and saw "On how to properly raise a self-born soul" written on the cover of the book.

The title of the book looks serious, but the content inside is like this:

"The self-born soul is the son of destiny selected by the God of Crossing from hundreds of millions of souls. It is born with the glorious mission of saving the world. It is a soul that is destined to set off a bloodbath and be famous in history. Its innate Marysu aura can Let all the opposite sex in the world fall in love with him irresistibly, and let the crazy jealousy of all the same sex persecute him."

"...However, these rebellious villains are destined to be nailed to the pillar of shame in history, and the indiscriminate blows and bad luck buffs that are brought by the self-born soul against all villains are doomed to rule the world. block."

——This is a preface that makes people feel speechless.

"Because Zi Shengling is a living being favored by the heavens, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, and is... (500-character adjectives are omitted here), so his appearance is a magnificent collection of all colors in the world, and the petals are his scalp. The five-color stone is his papa, the skittles are his boo boo, the booger he digs out will turn into diamonds, the tears he shed will turn into pearls, and the shed foot hair will turn into ivory..."

"Every time he blinks, an innocent person can't help but poke his eyes, and every word he speaks will make the listener selectively deaf - because once he sees him, even the most beautiful scenery will become It is unbearable to watch; even the sweetest music becomes an unbearable noise once he is heard..."

——This is the text that makes people can't help but doubt life.

Zhuang Weiran endured the twitching of his mouth and read a few more lines, and finally gave up helplessly before seeing Zishengling's exaggerated recipe: If Zishengling is such an unknown monster, then what is it that escaped from his family?

I believe in your evil!

Zhuang Weiran felt that he seemed to be doing a very stupid thing, and he felt that the conclusions drawn by those archaeological experts could not be more correct: this special cat was a forgery made by some extremely boring person, and it was not buried at all. Cultural relics unearthed for thousands of years!

——Yes, such a book written to amuse you caused a sensation in the archaeological world more than ten years ago. As the best preserved ancient book ever unearthed by the Eldar, its paper and ink are at least 3000 years old - 3000 years ago there weren't even Eldar, let alone self-spawning.

At the beginning, scientists excitedly regarded it as a prophecy book left by ancient civilizations to future generations, because the author predicted various major events thousands of years later with great accuracy.

However, because the content recorded in it is too absurd, and the characters are difficult to describe in a word, experts who have been unbearable a few years ago asserted that it was forged by colleagues and deliberately thrown on the archaeological site for the purpose of grandstanding.

Besides, even if this thing is true, since the creature has left no traces in history and is so rare that even the pitifully few records do not know whether it is true or not, a book specializing in the study of his recipes and habits is written. It doesn't have any value, okay?

After being collectively abandoned by archaeologists, this book was quickly auctioned as a rare item, and Zhuang Weiran included it in his collection in this way.At first, he only regarded him as a collectible until Yu Yang appeared...

Yu Yang is the only self-born spirit who was born as an adult, which is completely consistent with the record in the book that the self-born spirit came through time travel, so although the content in the book is nonsense, Zhuang Weiran still has the mentality of solving puzzles read on.

But after all, the limit was reached... Looking at the time, Zhuang Weiran sighed secretly, closed the book that had tortured him all afternoon, got up and stuffed it back on the bookshelf.

Most of the vast amount of information on the bookshelf is about self-born creatures. There are a few records in history, and there are legends of unknown truth and falsehood. They are all obtained by Zhuang Weiran through various channels, and many of them are still unique copies that have never been published before. .

It can be said that no one knows better than Zhuang Weiran about this rare creature that has almost become a legend.

Zhuang Weiran used to spend time here when he was a boy, reading the hard-to-distinguish records over and over again.However, since becoming an adult, Zhuang Weiran has never entered this room again, today is an exception for Yu Yang.

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