I don't want to fall in love with the heroine [Quick Transmigration]

Shen Yunchu was very clear.

In the afternoon, if Chi Hua hadn't come in unexpectedly to stop him, then He Nianyou had really climbed into bed, it must have been a nail in the coffin.

She failed to "climb the bed" this time, and she was sure that that guy would come to bother them again tomorrow.

She wanted to get angry, but something was missing.

It's like a person who opened his mouth to yawn. After opening his mouth for a long time and brewing it for a long time, he couldn't yawn in the end.

——This feeling is very irritating.

Moreover, she had an intuition that even if she really lost her temper and scolded that guy, just because of how thick-skinned that guy was, he would definitely knock on the door the next day.

It doesn't work if you don't turn it on, after all, there is still a cat sleeping in the house.

It's annoying to drive her, after all, who can stand their own cat being masturbated by others every day?

Thinking of this, Shen Yunchu's eating slowed down, glanced to the left, and saw the dog sitting in an empty seat from her, smiling stupidly at the person opposite.

By the way, I also saw the action of the white cat throwing shrimp into the painting bowl of the pond.

As a result, the woman's already expressionless face became even uglier.

[Why do I feel that Mr. Shen's expression looks like a shark? 】

[It's you, don't you want shark people?The cat that I have already appointed by default not only has to eat the food cooked by other women, but also sits with other women, feeds other women at the same time, and finally talks to other women by the way. The key is that these Women are not the same person! 】

["My kitten cheated in front of me. avi", no code, high-definition, face-to-face N-word literature, such an exciting picture, will no one want to watch it? 】

[Hahahahahahaha what's the matter with the sisters here?I drive/broke/a car for me every day, but the owner of the car is so innocent that he doesn't even accept a kiss, I hate it! ! ! 】

[However, in our Guojia, if the shit shovelers live with Mao Mao, the shit shovelers who serve Mao Mao take turns cooking, is it against the law? 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha, why is it that such a simple paragraph has bright spots in every sentence hahahahahaha]

[I actually wanted to complain at noon, can't everyone share a meal?There are four ways to eat at one table. This is the first time I have seen it when I grow up. 】

[When I think that the four of them will have to take turns to use the sink later, and except for After Shadow, each of them actually only needs to wash one dish, I really can't help laughing. 】

[Cats and cats can co-own, why can't things like eating be done together?What kind of weird ideas are they insisting on? 】

[Who said that the cats and cats are jointly owned? Did the sisters upstairs forget that Mr. Shen and He Xiaogou almost fought in front of tens of thousands of spectators just now in order to fight for the position next to the white cat? 】

[As a result, who would have thought that when the two were arguing, Chi Chiji had already sat silently next to the white cat, hahahahahahaha, now recalling the expressions of Mr. Shen and He Xiaogou just now, my stomach started to hurt again Ha ha ha ha. 】

[But Mr. Shen is really a wife-staring maniac, and his expression was very ugly just now, and now he stares at Maomao for a while, and his face obviously eases. Could it be that Maomao is some kind of panacea that can heal emotions? Cat essence? 】

【To be honest, I am looking at my wife right now while eating white rice alone. I have to say that this is the sweetest bowl of rice I have ever eaten. 】

[Wife Taozi really loves cats and cats. From the beginning of eating to now, her hands have never stopped. She has been peeling shrimps for cats and cats. I want to eat the shrimp that my wife peeled for me. 】

[After Shadow: Is that what you want?Just what do you think? !The prawns I washed, the prawn threads I picked, the rice I cooked, and my wife. In the end, I had nothing, and my wife scolded me even if I was jealous. She was a cat when I co-authored it. Is it a big injustice? 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

After a meal, Shen Yunchu's mood had already recovered.

She had already thought of a way to prevent He Nianyou from destroying the world of the two of them again, so she called Chi Hua out of the room first without taking care of washing the dishes.

At that time, Bai Qian was still on the dining table, and there was no reaction when he heard this.

On the contrary, several other people looked more surprised than the other.

The most exaggerated one is He Xiaogou, who glanced suspiciously back and forth between the two of them, and finally thought of something, raised his chin, and said to himself: "Shen Yunchu, don't think that your acting skills are bad and you want to find someone to help you hone your acting skills. Let me tell you, Chi Hua's acting skills are much better than yours, but she will never be as good as Bai Qian! So, I advise you to stop thinking about it! Even if you regret it now, it's too late! "

Chi Hua, who was originally surprised by Shen Yunchu's initiative to call her, almost rolled her eyes when she heard that.

She swallowed the last mouthful of salad, didn't bother to say anything to this guy with too much deviation in aesthetics, and left the restaurant after Shen Yunchu.

He Xiaogou was still relentlessly stomping on people inside: "Bai Qian, let me tell you, Shen Yunchu is definitely just pretending to work hard..."

Shen Yunchu took Chi Hua to the edge where the sea and the island meet.

The night breeze brushed past her cheeks, blowing the hair around the woman's ears, and the moonlight shone on her, adding a soft beauty to her cold face.

"Chi Hua, I want to ask you to do me a favor."

The habitual pursing of her lips made her look a bit serious now.

Chi Hua was a little nervous: "Huh?"

"In the next month, I want to trouble you to find a suitable reason every day like noon, and help me hold He Nianyou back so that she doesn't get close to 203."

Chi Hua:? ? ?

【HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA】

【I was a little nervous just now. Although I know that Mr. Shen only has white cats in his heart, but calling out Chi Chichi so suddenly, I will inevitably feel a little worried. Now it seems that hahahahahaha is indeed Mr. Shen. 】

【Ms. Shen’s jealousy is too strong. Those like Yu Yinghou are no longer small vinegar bottles, but small vinegar bowls. 】

Shen Yunchu is also tired of finding reasons to stop that guy from approaching every day, now that she has found a way to relax, she is naturally patient with her.

Seeing the little girl looking pensive, she opened her mouth again: "Of course, I didn't ask you to help for nothing. No matter what happens to you in the future, if I can help you, I will definitely help you."

——For Shen Yunchu to take the initiative to owe favors, one can imagine how urgent and important she wants people to do now.

[Question, if you were Chi Chichi, what would you ask Teacher Shen to do for you? 】

【I will ask Teacher Shen to transfer all the money in her account to me (dge)】

[The upstairs sister pattern is opened. 】

When the woman said this, Chi Hua finally responded.

But she didn't answer right away, but glanced around thoughtfully, and stopped when her eyes touched the bushes in the distance that didn't seem to have cameras.

"Mr. Shen, can you really promise me anything?"

Shen Yunchu nodded: "Of course."

"Then come with me."

After finishing speaking, he walked towards the arbor.

Without her urging, Shen Yunchu had already spontaneously followed.

Chi Hua's expression looked dark and deep under the moonlight. The woman walking behind didn't notice it, but the audience outside the camera could see it clearly.

【I go!What is Chi Hua going to do with this black light? 】

[Chi Hua, if you dare to do something to Mr. Shen, I will slaughter your Chaohua Square tonight! 】

【Going?The camera is almost out of sight, what is she going to do? 】

[Not necessarily what to do, right?Why is the barrage thinking in this bad direction? 】

[If you don't want to do something, you can't talk openly?Teacher Shen called her out because he didn't want He Xiaogou to know, and he was looking for a place where the camera could see clearly. This is what he really didn't want to do! 】

[Isn't this the same as the dementia behavior of the heroine in a film and television drama who knows she is a bad person, but still wants to go with her! 】

[So Mr. Shen is completely dazzled by love? 】

[Okay, the camera can't see them at all, I'm about to be pissed off now! 】

[Everyone, don't panic!Quickly jump to the No. 57 camera, the camera is facing the two of them! ! ! 】

Shen Yunchu is not stupid, she knows that this circle is not as clean as ordinary people think.

There are as many people who have one thing on the surface and another on the back, like crucian carp crossing the river.

They have never met the little girl in front of them. Although they are asking for help from others, they have not let go of their due vigilance.

The reason why she followed in was because she inadvertently caught a glimpse of the flashing point of light.

—Obviously, there are cameras here.

But Chi Hua obviously didn't know this, and after leading her a little further inside, he carefully observed the surrounding area with a guilty conscience.

Shen Yunchu kept a safe distance from her, and calmly reminded: "No one will see here, if there is anything, you can talk about it now."

The little girl was shorter than her, and due to her limited height, she had to look up at her slightly.

The moonlight was cut into pieces by the branches and leaves above her head, and the mottled moon shadow fell, illuminating her amber eyes with a somewhat dark dark black.

The deliberately low voice also seemed a little weird.

"Mr. Shen, apart from you and me, no one else will know about our next conversation, right?"

Shen Yunchu responded calmly: "Well, so what do you need me to do?"

"I just want the same thing from Mr. Shen. Don't worry, it won't cause any harm to Mr. Shen."

As the little girl said so, she raised her foot and took a step closer to her.

The bullet screen was already full of abuse, because her series of actions that were really difficult for people to misunderstand, directly exploded.

Chi Hua's fans wanted to control the comments, but everyone else was scolding, and passers-by who ate melons also joined the battle. Seeing that the fans were about to be overwhelmed, the lord finally spoke——

"Mr. Shen, then you can sign for me with your own hands."

【? ? ? ? 】

【ha? ? ? ? ? 】

[I'm going to copy the keyboard and perform tenth-level Chinese quintessence, what? ? ? 】

Chi Hua's lines have always been criticized by the audience, saying that she can't speak clearly and break sentences casually, but now, facing her idol, the long series of crackling words are so full of emotion that people can't criticize them at all.

"Mr. Shen, I like Xu Qingzhi the most. I have to replay it every year. Everyone thinks that Xu Qingzhi and Zhao Ming are fairy love, but I don't think there is anything good about them. In fact, it is Xu Qingzhi that I have been drinking. And Song Zhiliang, so, when Teacher Shen signs my autograph later, can you satisfy me and write a confession to Xu Zhiliang on the cover in Xu Qingzhi's tone?"

【Xu Qingzhi and Song Zhiliang? ? ?Aren't these two sisters-in-law? ? ? 】

[I thought I was the only one who dared to drink, but the result? ! ! 】

【Isn't this painting style changing too fast?I still haven't recovered a bit, but u1s1, Mr. Shen played Xu Qingzhi, absolutely amazing! 】

Shen Yunchu was also confused by the current situation.

Subconsciously asked: "Cover?"

The little girl nodded: "I like every drama you acted in very much, so I saved all the stills that I thought were good-looking in the form of photos, and then made them into a photo album. I knew you would come here too It’s a variety show, so I brought it here on purpose.”

"Actually, I originally thought that I would secretly ask you to sign for me on the last day, but today you took the initiative to come to me. Of course I can't miss this opportunity." She was a little shy, "Mr. Shen, I I will help you to hold He Nianyou back, everyone should turn off the lights and go to sleep at eleven o'clock, you can secretly come here again at that time, I will bring the pen and the photo album, okay?"

The woman was silent for a long time, and finally said: "It's just a signature, why did you do this?"

She thought...

Chi Hua explained honestly: "It's all my manager's fault. I don't know what she thinks if she insists on making me smack in front of the fans. She won't let me drink milk tea! Hot pot won't let me Eat! Don’t let me do anything! That’s fine, but it got worse later, and I won’t even let me chase stars!”

The little girl was wronged: "Actually, I have several photo albums, but she hid them all. The one I brought over was made by myself in the bathroom while she was asleep in the middle of the night. There were mosquitoes. Let's go out quickly. By the way, you can't tell anyone what I told you today, especially not where the camera can see it. My agent is also watching the live broadcast. If she knows, she will definitely want to Hide my book. By the way, Mr. Shen, don’t forget, remember to come out and look for me after the lights are turned off, and I will wait for you here with good things. "

【LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL】

[Sorry, I was the one who cursed too loudly just now. 】

[Chi Chichi and He Xiaogou's cp names should be changed to comedians hahahahaha. 】

[At first I thought he was a bad guy, but he turned out to be a naive one. Sure enough, he is not the same kind of person, and he does not enter a door (no)]

[However, we all saw it, did the manager miss also see it? 】

[Hahahahahahahaha, is the manager here?If you are very angry, please throw away the brochure of Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi, and eat food. Please let me know where the trash can is, please let me know in advance, my phone number is XXX]

When Shen Yunchu and Chi Hua returned to the house, several other people were already sitting in the living room watching the drama together.

The sofa has been replaced, and the expression of the white cat nestling on it is completely soft.

Xia Hengtao's posture was the same as at noon, her thigh was used as a pillow, and she leaned meekly on it.

He Xiaogou and Yu Jingqing were sitting on the same sofa. Seeing that Shen Yunchu was about to sit on the sofa where the white cat was, he hurriedly stopped him: "Didn't you see that there is no place? The sofa is only that big. Do you want to sit on Baiqian's feet?"

Shen Yun glanced at her for the first time, met her dissatisfied gaze, and calmly raised the white cat's legs, and at the same time she sat down, put the other's legs on her own.

He Nianyou:? ? ?

Before she could react, Xiao Zuojing was upset.

The bare tender feet kicked Xia Hengtao restlessly on the lower abdomen, turned her sideways to Xia Hengtao's little face, and gave the other half a tender and half soft look: "Shen Yunchu, you go away, I don't feel comfortable like this." .”

A beautiful flower bloomed instantly on He Xiaogou's face.

She looked gloatingly at the woman who was driven to her side, and whispered something that only the two of them could hear: "Bai Qian never let me go away, she doesn't like you at all, you'd better break up early Be friends with her!"

"..."

……

After watching two episodes of the crime-solving drama, Bai Qian sat up.

"Sister, what's wrong?"

As soon as Xia Hengtao opened his mouth, the rest of the people subconsciously looked over.

"I'm going to bed, you can see for yourself."

As a result, he took a step, and there was no sound behind him.

Bai Maomao turned her head in confusion, only to find that the TV was turned off.

The few people who were originally sitting also looked like they were about to go upstairs.

White Gorgon:?

Xia Hengtao made no secret of her liking for her: "If my sister isn't here, there won't be much to watch on TV, so I'll go upstairs too."

As she said, she took a step closer to Mao Mao, stretched out her hand and gently held her: "Sister, let's go up together."

[Mao Tao is so easy to knock! 】

[Let me stand for a while, Maotao, although I know that there is no future for Shou and Shou, but this does not prevent me from having a platonic love! ! ! 】

[Mr. Shen, if you don't stand up again, the cat will be snatched away! ! ! 】

As soon as the barrage passed by, Shen Yunchu took a big step forward.

Like Xia Hengtao, she also took the initiative to hold Bai Qian's hand.

Bai Maomao frowned: "Shen Yunchu, why are you dragging me?"

Teacher Shen calmly said: "I know another Sunday mission. At that time, staff will come to the island and take us to play games. One of the main tests is the tacit understanding between each other."

"Ok?"

"It's a very simple game. At that time, one person will be blindfolded, and by groping the opponent's hand, he can identify who is his teammate. So before that, we should hold hands for a while, so that when the time comes It should be easier to distinguish, right?"

【Mr. Shen is lying, right?Are you lying? ! ! 】

【Yes, I'm sure that Mr. Shen must be lying. 】

[Have any sisters counted how many lies Mr. Shen has told because of this cat? 】

[Love, how many people have you ruined? 】

[However, there is still He Xiaogou here, even if the white cat is cheated, I believe that with He Xiaogou stopping it, Mr. Shen will definitely not be able to hold the hand for 3 minutes! 】

[The sisters upstairs talked too much, I think 1 minute at most. 】

[It's been 30 seconds, and Bai Maomao didn't refuse. It seems that he was fooled. I don't know if Mr. Shen will use the same reason to deceive Bai Maomao next time? 】

[For example, there are some games related to the mouth, and then try to try, and accidentally kiss or something, it is inevitable, right? (dge)]

[He Xiaogou didn't stop her, she even started to think? ! !I suspect that what He Xiaogou will do next is likely to slap us in the face. 】

As soon as the barrage passed by, He Nianyou made a movement.

Following Shen Yunchu's example, she reached out and grabbed Chi Hua beside her.

The woman's movements were too sudden, the little girl forgot that she had to hide the "little fairy" character, her panic voice was like boiling water, sharp and thin: "He Nianyou! What are you doing?"

He Xiaogou: "Didn't Shen Yunchu say it? The game is about hands. I originally wanted Bai Qian to win, but now that I think about it, this is wrong, we have to win! I want to prove to her with my strength that only I am so good She is the most suitable person to be good friends with her!"

Chi Hua: "..."

She opened and closed her mouth twice, but did not make any sound, but the netizens were all sharp-eyed people, and immediately understood her silent words.

【Hahahahahahahahaha, Chi Chichi is definitely saying that he is sick. Every time my friend scolds me, his mouth always looks like this. 】

[Hahahaha, it seems that Chi Chiji's stupid attribute still has a trigger condition. It will be triggered when facing his idol. Once he meets someone who is stupider than him, he will become smarter again. 】

[Hahahahaha why do the audiences of this variety show have such bad mouths?If this continues, the giant panda will have nothing to eat! 】

Chi Hua silently finished scolding him, and was about to shake him off.

Shen Yunchu in front of her glanced back seemingly unintentionally, the little girl froze for a moment, and finally succumbed to the idol's signature and gave up struggling.

……

Bai Qian took a bath tonight, and also washed his hair by the way.

The hair dryer was in the room, and while wiping her dripping hair with a towel, she called out to the people outside.

"Shen Yunchu, I'm going to blow my hair."

The tone of the voice is as soft as ever without knowing it, perhaps because of the steam in the room, it still sounds a little coquettish.

Footsteps approached, and a woman soon appeared at the door.

Xiao Zuojing turned her head and saw that her hands were empty, a little dissatisfaction soon appeared on her pretty expression: "I asked you to bring in the hair dryer."

Shen Yunchu asked her: "Do you want to blow it yourself?"

There was a pause in the movement of wiping her hair, hearing her voice, Bai Maomao threw down the towel and came out without hesitation.

"Don't hurt me."

[Thank you, Mr. Shen, I thought I couldn't see my wife blowing her hair. 】

【Mr. Shen is really a good person. He is afraid that we will die of hunger, so he tries hard to give us candy every day. 】

[The two of you do this without getting a certificate, can't you justify it? 】

[My wife's hair is so thick and dense, and her hairline is so low, woo woo woo, adore me. 】

[At this time, I don’t know who to envy again. I want to wear the white cat and be gently blown by Mr. Shen, and I want to wear the teacher Shen and blow the hair of the white cat, so tangled Ah, who should I dress as? 】

【Oh, it only takes a few minutes to blow dry your hair. If the sisters upstairs don't think about it, it will be over.Be bold, can't you sit on a chair by yourself, hold the white cat in your arms, and then hold Teacher Shen's hand to help the white cat blow its hair? 】

[The sister upstairs dares to think, I have the material for dreaming tonight, thank you sister! 】

The woman's slender fingertips passed through the smooth hair, picked up a strand, and moved it to the blower to blow it through, then let go and continued to hook another strand.

His movements were gentle like a warm spring breeze, causing the already sleepy person to slowly close his eyes.

The white cat, who was gradually sleeping, fell to the side little by little, and was about to fall to the ground. The woman who had been looking down at her stretched out her hand at the right time, and held her tender cheeks.

The touch in the hand is so soft that it seems to be trapped in the cloud, making people reluctant to let go.

The hair was almost dry, so Shen Yunchu turned off the hair dryer and put it on the table.

The hand that was attached to the face gently lifted the person's body upright, she took a step forward, came to the person, and hugged him easily in the usual posture.

The cat in her arms rubbed unconsciously.

The broken hair on the top of the head swept across the chin, making people feel extremely itchy.

However, it seemed that the itching was not limited to the chin. The place where the other party rubbed unconsciously, soon felt like being bitten by a small insect, causing a burst of numbness.

Tonight's shower, the woman took longer than usual.

The itchy skin was almost red from being rubbed, but there was still no sign of the itching subsiding.

The skin was fragile, and seeing that blood would be seen when rubbed again, Shen Yunchu chose to give up.

After turning off the light and lying down on the quilt, a soft kitten slipped into his arms.

——It’s only been one night, and I no longer set up defenses against people. If I don’t look good, I don’t know who will be caught.

Thinking of this, Shen Yunchu's eyes sank.

The other party threw herself into her arms, and she naturally would not refuse. Feeling the smell of the other party, she just fell asleep peacefully.

Vaguely, always feel as if I forgot something.

But that "what" is obviously not important anymore.

Snapped.

This was the sound of Chi Hua slapping the tenth mosquito to death.

The author has something to say: Huh?The painting style in the comment area is different from what I thought rz

Someone threatens me not to speak and not to comment, and I will pop up again in a cowardly way

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