The Adventures of the Mad County King on the Domain [Infrastructure]

"Since the king of the county is not interested in this plate of crabs, then Gou will leave." After showing off, Gou Yu turned around and ran away.

Xie Qian didn't eat a few mouthfuls of dinner, and the Wu Zang Temple was facing a severe famine, so naturally he couldn't let him go, so he just grabbed it.Both he and Gou Yu were taught by the martial arts master of the Imperial Academy, and he knew each other's brushes very well, so he hooked one side and blocked the other side, pushed the other side and lined up mountains to catch him, and he walked out of tens of thousands of punches in an instant. Round and round, no one got a bargain.After the food box was bumped a few times, Gou became more and more anxious. He raised it horizontally to block the center, and said, "Don't hit it, it's really a shame to hit it again!! Don't break my crab!!"

Xie Qian was not polite to him either, and copied the edge of the wooden box with both hands, saying: "Then you admit defeat, I don't mind breaking crabs."

Gou Yu: "You think well, let go! This is a live crab that I finally bought!!"

The two of them had four hands, each occupying one side of the wooden box, each gnashing their teeth, as if they were gladiators, neither of them would let go.In the middle of the stalemate, Xie Qian saw something out of the corner of his eye, feeling guilty for some reason, and the wooden box was snatched away.

Gou Yu spat very disdainfully: "Dignified Duke, counting these crabs under his command, bah, poor!"

Xie Qian: "..." Is it okay to just show off regardless of what he eats? !Out of reserve, he retorted, but it was not his turn to reply.A person flashed out beside the stone steps, and said coldly: "Since you are reluctant to give it away, why do you need to tell it specially? No matter how poor the county king is, it is better than a small belly."

Looking back, Gou Yu never expected that it was He Feiyun who stood up for Xie Qian, so he couldn't help being stunned.He didn't dare to be presumptuous in front of this ruthless general, so he turned his refutation into slander, and bowed slightly as a greeting.Unexpectedly, He Feiyun was stingy with giving even half of his eyes, and directly passed him, and said to Xie Qian: "How did you hide in such a remote place?"

Xie Qian smiled and said: "The moonlight here is very beautiful, I can't help but look at it."

Gou Yu, who was ignored: "..." What kind of old-fashioned opening is this.

He Feiyun raised his eyes and glanced at the moon in the sky, and said, "Admiring the moon? It's neither mid-autumn nor a festival, how can you tell?"

Xie Qian was deeply convinced, and agreed: "The moon at the border is far and wide, and it must be more beautiful. General He has seen too many, so it should not be rare."

Gou Yu: "..." Good guy, the county king's skill in descending the donkey along the slope has improved.

He Feiyun: "The border city is on the moon, and the bones under the city are not like this."

Obviously every word is unpleasant, but Xie Qian listened, but smiled like a fox who has eaten a chicken, and said: "Since it's boring, then"

It was obviously an unflattering reply, but Xie Qian smiled like a fox who had stolen honey, and said, "Since it's boring, let's not mention it again. Why does General He have time to inspect this boring place?"

Gou Yu finally couldn't bear it any longer, and interjected: "I said, Prince Xie, can you speak well, can you stop laughing so disgustingly?"

He Feiyun didn't seem to be able to hear him, but he moved half a step quietly, blocking Xie Qian even more tightly, and also faintly pushed Gou Yu out of the circle. He said to Xie Qian alone: ​​"I got a lot of live crabs, I'll call you here." Let's eat together." The tone of the words was light and casual, if it wasn't for the deliberate provocative glance at Gou Yu, maybe no one would think too much about it.

Xie Qian: "..."

Gou Yu: "..."

Xie Qian wanted to pretend he didn't see it, but the moonlight was so bright, and He Feiyun's hostility was so obvious, even if he wanted to, it was hard for him not to think about it.The situation was so embarrassing, he looked around, not to mention the rescuers who could smooth things over, even the only living person who stayed out of the matter—the town soldier who brought him here—would like to hide in the corner and curl up into a ball, helpless, Xie Qian I had no choice but to bite the bullet and stand alone, saying: "General He's kindness, I am so honored, why not go now—"

But He Feiyun interrupted him, and asked back: "Aren't you afraid of danger when you run around late at night?!"

Xie Qian blinked blankly, and thought, what danger could there be, could it be blown away by the wind?He pointed at the moon innocently, and said, "I'm not running around, I just came to see the moon."

He Feiyun let out a "hmm", Xie Qian sounded more like a "hmph" anyway, and it was a "hmph" of disdain and disbelief.And He Feiyun continued to question Gou Yu: "Then what is your plan for coming here?"

Gou Yu was baffled, Xie Qian went up the tower and called it "Running", and when it was his turn to go up the tower, he called it "Conspiracy", where did he go?He raised the food box in his hand and said: "No, Gou also got some good crabs, come here to drink and watch the moon, can't you?"

"Wandering in the middle of the night," He Feiyun's voice was as cold as ice, and his words were thrown like broken jade, "If you are in Chang'an City, you should have a staff of twenty and face the wall for a day."

Gou Yu: "..." He understands the truth, but... Isn't the curfew starting at the second watch? Now the first watch has just passed, what a fart in the middle of the night?What's more, Cangyou Town is not Chang'an City, so there is no curfew.Feelings, General He didn't go to the banquet, but came here to find trouble? !

Xie Qian wiped his sweat secretly, it was better to walk without delay, so he didn't care whether he would be beaten, he grabbed He Feiyun's shoulders, dragged him to the stone steps, and softly begged for mercy: "Okay, okay Well, it’s all wrong. General He’s criticism is right. Gu shouldn’t be disregarding his safety. He’s being disrespectful. Next time he takes any action, he must be notified in advance. I’m going to bother you a lot, and I’m sorry for this Come back, okay? Otherwise, I will punish myself for three cups in a while?"

While talking, Xie Qian was afraid that Gou Yu would get into trouble, so he kept gesticulating behind his back, signaling Gou Yu to leave quickly, to leave immediately, and to leave quickly.

Gou Yu still winked, turned around and slipped away to the other side without saying a word.Xie Qian glanced at it, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief, his hand behind his back was grabbed.

Xie Qian: "..."

He raised his eyes slowly, and seeing He Feiyun's sullen expression, he had to cough slightly to cover it up.

He Feiyun: "Continue to pretend."

Xie Qian replied immediately: "It's Gu's mistake, can I admit my mistake?"

He Feiyun neither nodded nor denied, just grabbed Xie Qian's arm and went down the stone steps.He followed behind hesitantly. He looked back and saw that it was the town soldier who was the guide, so he waved his hand to tell people where to go, and then asked Xie Qian: "This person is arrogant and rude, how can you use it?" Such a lunatic?"

Xie Qian: "Uh..." In fact, Gou Yu was not very arrogant, at least when he was in Chang'an, he was the one who was scolded as a madman and rude every day...

He Feiyun: "That's all. What is he looking for you for?!"

Xie Qian thought about it, and said uncertainly: "Probably...to show off his crabs?"

Yes, I brought crabs and refused to share them with him.Apart from showing off, I really can't think of any other explanation.

He Feiyun's face was inexplicable: "What's there to show off for crabs?" Although he didn't say it clearly, but combined with his expression, he was clearly asking: "Is this person sick with shifting?"

Xie Qian burst out laughing, and said: "Yeah, what's there to show off about crabs? I don't care for his broken crabs, and General He invites you to eat crabs." With the moon-like light, He Feiyun paused slightly, and couldn't help but stagnate.

Xie Qian: "?"

He Feiyun: "Come with me." The two quickened their pace, walked through the streets and alleys, and soon returned to Kuan Street where the Fengfeng Banquet was located.This row of small buildings facing the street were all occupied by squires, even so, there was still no room for seating, and many tables were added in the front and back yards.The whole street is bustling and bustling.Xie Qian was a little hesitant, but he let He Feiyun lead him through. Fortunately, He Feiyun didn't enter any building. After crossing half a street, he finally stopped and knocked on the door in front of a secluded small independent courtyard.

The bamboo fence door was opened from the inside, and there was an acquaintance behind the door—it was the fierce-faced soldier who often guarded the gate for He Feiyun and was teased by Xie Qian in every possible way.But this time, he couldn't be fierce at all, he clasped his fists and bowed to the two of them, saying: "It's ready."

He Feiyun gave a faint "hmm", waved his hands and said, "Go." Then he pulled Xie Qian into the courtyard.

The yard is not big, but it is very clean. There is a small bonfire in the middle, and on the stone table next to it, there are grilled fish, pork chops, shredded chicken, and side dishes with meat and vegetables. lock up.The arched moon in the middle generally surrounds the largest plate, in which there are piles of fat crabs like hills.Each one is round and healthy, bright in color, and you can tell at a glance that it must be a good crab full of cream and yellow fat.

Drinking orders and hustle and bustle come over the semi-transparent fence from time to time, but it adds a bit of tranquility, and it feels like a great hermit who is in the world and is leisurely and refined.

Xie Qian looked and looked at the fence curiously, but heard He Feiyun say: "If you don't sit down, why run around?"

Xie Qian: "Where can you run around in a small courtyard with a size of ten paces? It's better for General He to just order Gucunbu not to leave." Having said that, he didn't intend to resist at all, and he sat obediently beside He Feiyun.The two drank warm wine to warm up their bodies, took a few mouthfuls of crab paste, and served with a few chopsticks and side dishes.

As he was enjoying himself, He Feiyun casually mentioned: "Aside from crabs, what else did Scholar Gou say?"

Xie Qian thought to himself, why isn't it over yet?But he felt guilty for no reason, and wrote lightly: "No, didn't say anything, he just came a little earlier than the general."

"A little while?" He Feiyun tapped the table with his fingertips a few times, which made Xie Qian flustered. He said, "It's only a little while, how could there be a fight?"

coming!Really come to settle accounts! !But he obviously didn't do anything wrong, why does he seem to be arrested... What kind of rape is that.It must be overthinking, it must be because the two people's auras are not in harmony, so they don't like each other, right?

Thinking he had figured out the key point, Xie Qian said: "It's better to be General He, I'm worried about loneliness." He pushed the disassembled crab to He Feiyun's hand, "It's nothing compared to idlers who are full."

"It can't be compared...so," He Feiyun said coldly, "You don't dare to fight back with me, but you have to fight him instead."

"...Ah?" Xie Qian was dumbfounded, where did he go?Even if he was given a hundred more guts, he wouldn't dare to show off his strength under the hands of a real general, would he?

"Since you are an idler, what is the charm that makes you not hesitate to take it with you when you leave Beijing?"

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The author has something to say:

He Feiyun: Appreciate the moon?boring.

Xie Qian: Boring, what is the general doing here?

He Feiyun: Hang out.

Xie Qian: Is it boring? If you take a stroll in a boring place, you won’t be bored?Or... is it less boring to come to find an orphan?

He Feiyun: ...

Xie Qian: Could it be that the general is writing for fun alone, and the general is here for fun?