Boss, can we talk about CP?

Dilly dilly dilly.

Qi Fengyu opened his eyes to the familiar alarm clock, and for a moment he didn't know where he was.It slowed down until the laptop screensaver on the side was replaced with a new wallpaper, and a light blue light hit the wall.Only then did he think a little dullly:

2717C with 7683, classic small fresh color, like a traditional organ music.

I was stunned for another 2 minutes, turned over, and with a "click", the mobile phone was overturned from the thin sheet on the single bed. When I picked it up and looked at it, the clock on the lock screen showed: 2:48.

Slide the unlock button, and the game friend interface of "Tao Xun" comes into view, with the words written in white:

[8:[-] p.m., group? 】

... The sentence pattern is inexplicably familiar.Qi Fengyu's eyes slid upwards, friend ID: Liang.

shit.

What the hell!

What the hell! ! !

Brother Liang, take the initiative and ask him out! !

Qi Fengyu immediately sat up and typed quickly with his fingers: "Okay boss, no problem boss. If I don't have time to go online at 08 o'clock, I will definitely be online before 30:[-], wait for me!!"

Brother Liang is offline, but it doesn't matter, you will receive his message whenever you go online.

The low air pressure caused by lack of drowsiness has been swept away, let the social death or something go with the wind!Qi Fengyu packed up the computer in twos and twos, rushed out of the single room, and knocked on the door of BOSS Wang Liang's office at 2:55.

Opening the project file on the laptop, the screen turned to Wang Liang. Unbeknownst to Qi Fengyu, his face was almost filled with the words "It's been changed, how about it, take a look, let's see it now", and stared at Wang Liang with piercing eyes. .

Wang Liang was as calm as a calm lake, first lowered his head and folded the sleeves of his shirt in half, rolled them up to his elbows, and then slowly tapped the touchpad to look at the revised pictures one by one.

The number of sheets is not many, but for the sake of printing precision, the file is relatively large, and it takes about ten seconds to load each page.Waiting for Qi Fengyu to go from a bang to a decline, and then to exhaustion, exhausted to a little guilty, and had no choice but to cast his gaze away from the screen.For example...Look at Boss Wang's hands, wrists, arms, etc.

Boss Wang always wears a suit, various suits, or shirts, casual, light business, or formal, occasionally with one or two finishing touches, such as tie clips, cufflinks, collar pins, and watches , the general style is very dignified and tasteful.

But what Qi Fengyu didn't expect was that Wang Liang looked like a dog when he put on the material of his coat, and when he rolled up his sleeves, the material under the material was... very interesting.

He looked and looked, and secretly poked his hands on the table for comparison, but regretfully found...lost again.

Standing up from where you fail is no better than a personal fitness trainer. Can't we practice more at home? !

Qi Fengyu took a deep breath, ran on the treadmill for half an hour when he got home from get off work, took a shower, ate a fitness meal, got stuck on time, and went online at eight o'clock.

As soon as you cut through the login interface, you will receive a system prompt:

[Liang invites Feng Yu to join the team. 】

Alas, the defeat of the three-dimensional, as expected, only the virtual world can make up for it.Qi Fengyu happily agreed and joined the two-person team.

Feng Yu: Brother, I haven't done any tasks yet. Are we in a hurry to finish the book?

Feng Yu: I'm not in a hurry, can I do other things first.

Feng Yu: Of course, you can download the book first.

Liang: No hurry, wait.

Uh, wait... what?Wait for each to finish the task, or wait for the boss to work on others first?

Qi Feng Yu Fang, the little celestial master, poked at the gate of the main city in a daze, typing in his hands, and saw a character with a black background and a green border flash past in a corner of the screen.

He withdrew from the small keyboard and saw that it was indeed a zombie flying over flying props. It landed at the gate of the city and stood side by side with the short Nanjiang celestial master.

Qi Fengyu:?

What are you flying here for?Take a screenshot?No need.It's not a serious online game on the computer side. As long as you are in the team and open the dungeon, the members will be automatically transferred to the dungeon map.

At this time, the team channel pops up:

Liang: click follow.

Qi Fengyu: ... crooked? ? ?

Come here, the meeting ceremony is still necessary.He clicked on the zombie, chose "Gift", and put a dozen "Defense Talismans" in his backpack on it.

Mr. Liang was not polite at all, he accepted all of them, and reiterated: click follow.

Well, since it is what the boss means, let's see where the boss is going to take him.

So, the zombie dragged the little celestial master into the city gate, along the streets of the main city all the way to the central square, and via the shortest route, arrived at the "Kaifeng Mansion Weekly Task Announcement Board".

Cool: Scrub some attack paper when you have time.Task, take it.

Qi Fengyu was dumbfounded, and finally he was manipulated by Mr. Liang again, what the fuck.

Elementary school girls?The kind that go to the toilet together after class? ? ?

Why do solo missions... have to be done together with a team? ?

As mentioned above, as a second-rate mid-range mobile game, the mission system of "Tao Xun" follows the classic routines of many RPG games.

For example, refresh several tasks every week, and complete them to get richer rewards.

The single-player week of "Tao Xun" usually has the following types:

One is making and running errands. Basically, NPC kicks the player around like a ball. NPC A wants to send something to B, and B throws something to C, then D, or another E, and finally a big circle Circle, checkout, done.

As a skilled solo player, Qi Fengyu is extremely familiar with such tasks as running.

The other is to go to a dungeon to kill a specified number of monsters, or to obtain a specified number of quest items at a certain location in the dungeon.

For example, [Go to the peach blossom tree on the 5th floor of Taoyuan and pick up 7 peach petals], which belongs to this type.

Qi Fengyu usually also takes over to do it, open a corresponding book, single-swipe, if it cannot be swiped alone, rely on walking, running maps, stuck points, and even drinking invisibility potions to obtain task items.

If all the above-mentioned technical routines do not work, mix the random book, or give up.

The last one is the most simple and rude, clearing a certain layer of the specified copy.This is the most depressing category for Qi Feng, but there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up the bonus and just mess around with random copies.

In short, no matter which one you do, you don't need to form a team, one person is enough.

So... For those who have just added friends, shouldn't they start with the simplest and most crude dungeon missions?

Could it be that on Friday and Sunday, dungeon master Liang didn't have enough fun playing, and specially organized him to take orders, run errands, and tasks? ? ?

Qi Fengyu didn't understand.

Looking straight at his miniature celestial master, who is less than half the height of the zombie, he is bouncing around behind the tall zombie, and the game screen pops up:

[System: Do you want to synchronize this week's single-player mission with Liang in the same team? 】

After a while, I didn't come back to my senses.

Liang: Stuck?

Feng Yu: ...

After struggling for a long time, Qi Fengyu pondered over his words and asked:

Feng Yu: Brother... we... today... are doing...

Feng Yu: Solo... Zhou Chang...?

cold:?

Liang: Don't want to do it?

Not at all.

But, it's all called single-player missions, isn't it good for everyone to do their own thing? ? ?

and many more.

Qi Fengyu made a "ding" in his head, suddenly realized.

The painting style may be different between the war group and the war group.In Brother Liang's [Battle Sky] battle group, maybe this is the normal mode?Everyone forms a team to do single-person tasks, chatting + team building + passing tasks at the same time, and the three things will not be delayed.

Pulling him together is probably a trap to persuade him to quit.Well, that makes sense.

But... don't even think about it, it is absolutely impossible for him to be recruited into Zhantian by the regiment.

Qi Fengyu vaccinated himself, and was prepared to refuse no matter what Big Brother Liang said... At that moment, biu, there were suddenly more people in the team.

The level is not high, only level 60, and he is a shadow guard.

Silent Pigeon: Yo!Where are you?Still in time to sync?

Silent Pigeon: It's the first one, so I'm in sync!

Silent Pigeon: Wait a minute isn't it...

Silent Grid: Captain, what do you mean by giving me the captain? ? ?

Cool: open.

Silent Pigeon: ...Damn, pull me into the team as a driver? ! !

cold:.

Silent Pigeon: Is there such a deceitful leader? !

The silent pigeon groaned and swiped the whole page of emoticons, and soon, a cool and handsome shadow guard in a smart outfit came running to the game interface, and came running back and forth in front of the little celestial master and the big zombie, circling in circles , while taking the time to type out:

Silent Pigeon: Who is this?

Silent Pigeon: Isn't this the savage who snatched up the head's vacancy last time?

Silent pigeon: yooooo~ hello.

Qi Fengyu understood.

A person's virtual name has something to do with the person's inner nature.For example, he named "Feng Yu" in the game, which is a homonym of his own name, but obviously, this "Silent Pigeon" is different from him. He took an ID that he hopes he has if he lacks it.

He didn't reply, but the silent pigeon was still jumping around, not only jumping, but also provocatively: Come on, come on,

You click to follow, but you can't click me?When you click, I will drive you to do the task. If you don’t click, I will leave the group and find someone else to play. 10 seconds, 9!

Zombies cool down to follow.

Tianshi Fengyu clicked to follow.

Silent Pigeon: ... Fuck.So fast?What's your speed? !Can't you respect the old and love the young, and still bring such a bullying trumpet?

Cool: drive!

Silent Pigeon: Fuck! !The leader bullies people! !I'm on strike for 1 minute, eat a bun first!wait!

Silent dove: Why doesn't the little celestial master speak, is he shy?

Silent Pigeon: Don't be afraid, we are not good people.

Qi Fengyu shook his hand, and sent out a string of "...", and accidentally posted it on Mr. Liang's private chat channel.

Private chat with Feng Yu: ...

The silent pigeon was still mumbling, wondering if he had finished eating the steamed stuffed bun, and quickly dragged two oil bottles to the NPC of the jewelry store in the city, got the quest item [Pearl], and then proceeded to the next NPC .

Among the white words constantly jumping on the team channel, a line of pink fonts popped up for private chat:

Private chat cool: capricious.

???

Boss...is this sent to the wrong person?Still returning to that string of ellipses?Qi Fengyu was at a loss and didn't know how to respond.In a dazed effort, the silent pigeon diligently ran from one NPC to the next, without any operation from his little celestial master, the task was already done.

This is not called playing games, this is called laying down games.Too idle, boring.

Qi Fengyu didn't say a word, neither did Brother Liang. The silent pigeon in the team channel persisted in swiping the screen for a while, but didn't get a response, and stopped posting. I don't know if he switched to another channel.

Seeing that the third single-player mission has passed, Qi Fengyu finally couldn't stand the silence, and clicked on the zombie sneakily, clicked again, and clicked a third time.

Private chat with Liang: Don't make trouble.

No fuss, I'll attack the talisman for you, Qi Feng said Yuxin, isn't this point to someone.The sixth time, finally clicked on, [Gift] A group of zombie attack talismans, turned off the gift box, only to see a new line of reply popping up under the box:

Private chat with Liang: Tomorrow I will be alone with you!

Brother Liang, who doesn't like typing, added five characters and one punctuation this time, which is actually one step faster than he gave the talisman.

Wait a minute, Qi Fengyu paused, turned around and stroked.

The boss said, capricious.

The boss said again, don't make trouble.

The third sentence of the boss said, tomorrow will be alone.

Boss Liang... Do you think he is making trouble, or is it because there is an extra small driver in the team? ? ?

And he immediately sent a set of talisman papers "after" Mr. Liang made the promise, didn't he confirm this guess? !

Uh, ah, this...

The author has something to say:

Wang Liang: What does it mean to put your hand on the table?

Qi Fengyu: ... (Of course it's a comparison).

Wang Liang: Pretend.

Wang Liang: What do you mean by playing a little temper and then poking me?

Qi Fengyu: ... (Of course it's because the hand slipped and didn't poke it)

Wang Liang: Keep pretending.

ps: In the early stage, the reality and the game are interleaved in chronological order, and the horse is lost in about 30 chapters.