Be at the same table with the rumored boss

★Waiting for my long hair to reach my waist:

"I set my phone to traditional characters and I can't understand anything. Help me see what this person said."

Su Mianyang was quite upset when he accidentally changed the system font in the software store with his disabled hand, but now someone sent him a long paragraph of text ignorantly, and he didn't bother to read it and simply threw it to Xiao Lang.

Not much to say, but Xiao Lang's six elements are accessible, and he finished reading an eloquent message in less than a minute.

The message was written in about four to five hundred words, and he was swaying and rambling until finally he realized that it was a confession letter, and the image of a cute and shy little girl appeared on the paper.

If I had known it was this kind of letter, Xiao Lang would definitely not be willing to read it, "In a nutshell: wait for my hair to reach my waist, and marry me when I come back?"

"Oh, man," Su Mianyang touched his chin and said, "Are you urging me to place an order to buy you a wig?"

Xiao Lang glanced at Su Mianyang with a complicated expression, "I know what I should give you as a birthday present this year."

Su Mianyang raised his eyebrows, "What?"

"What you need most."

"Is it..."

"Dish soap."

"..."

★Tips for peeling chestnuts:

"Student Xiao Lang, do you have the heart to see your boyfriend being punished for not doing his homework?" Su Mianyang put his hand on his heart to express his heartache.

In the end, Xiao Lang couldn't help Su Mianyang to help him copy the text, and Su Mianyang, who was grateful for his kindness, peeled the chestnuts he brought one by one and put them between the two people's desks.

After finishing the work, Xiao Lang took a few glances and found that the fruit on the table was complete and round without any damage. "Is there any skill in peeling this? I always broke the chestnuts when I peeled them before."

"Yes." Su Mianyang leaned back carelessly, "Want to know? If you want to know, just call my good brother to listen."

In fact, this was just to tease Xiao Lang, Su Mianyang and Zhang Haichao were used to the fight and didn't pay much attention to it.

Unexpectedly, although Xiao Lang was stunned today, seeing no one around, he actually came to his ear and shouted "good brother".

This time, the unnatural expression was replaced by Su Mianyang. Under Xiao Lang's long-time gaze, he finally recovered from the good brother, and picked his ears, "Are there mosquitoes screaming just now?"

Xiao Lang spread out the dictionary on the table to cover his face, leaned close to Su Mianyang's ear and kissed his earlobe, "Good brother, do you hear me?"

"Damn..." Su Mianyang coughed, grabbed a chestnut and moved closer, he squeezed it into two halves, and then threw the broken chestnut into his mouth, "Here, as long as this is done, peel the chestnut Just eat the bad chestnuts and keep the good chestnuts."

Xiao Lang: "..."

★One Tree Pear Blossom Pressed Begonia:

"Begonia flowers are really beautiful, so I quite like them." Su Mianyang said with emotion.

Before there was no forced hardening of the road in the community, crabapple flowers were planted in front of his house, and Zhao Lanya planted them by himself when he moved here.

The crabapple is also up to the mark, the flower is gratifying, the green leaves and red flowers are delicate and beautiful. Ms. Zhao likes it very much, and she has to look at it for a long time every day. After Ms. Zhao left, the crabapple was left unattended and withered day by day. Mr. Su thought it was troublesome and simply followed the neighborhood committee. The opinion shoveled the flowers completely.

Because of this incident, Su Mianyang had a lot of temper tantrums with Mr. Su, "What about you? What flowers do you like?"

"Pear blossoms." Xiao Lang thought about the seasonal flowers, and finally gave the answer.

"Pfft." Zhang Haichao, who was listening quietly, spat out a mouthful of fruit milk.

Seeing Su Mianyang's friendly eyes looking at him, he turned his head silently and pretended nothing happened, "It's nothing, I just thought of a poem, and whenever this happens, I want to say that the Chinese culture is profound and profound, and I have no regrets in this life. Florist."

★Connect with the one you love:

"You have to know to stick to what you like, and if you miss it, you won't have another chance, you know?"

"Is it locked up like this?" Su Mianyang's two arms formed a circle, and he firmly wrapped Xiao Lang into his arms.

"You are distorting the original meaning." Xiao Lang glanced at him with a smile, and imitated the other party to wrap his arms in a circle, wrapping them around Su Mianyang's neck, with his forehead tightly pressed between his eyebrows, "Boyfriend, give me a ring How about buckle?"

"Aren't you distorting the original intention?"

"I am a noun used as a verb."

"Don't think that my language is not as good as yours, so you can fool me. I have relatively poor grades, and I am not stupid."

★To see the sun:

"Turn around and look at me."

He was sitting just below the window, and the midday sun slanted in from the window just passing by, casting a dark shadow over his whole body.

Once upon a time, he also encountered such a candle that lit up his life.

"Xiao Lang, come here." Xiao Lang raised his head, squinted his eyes to avoid the glare of the light, and saw Su Mianyang who was sitting on the opposite side of the desk, who happened to be sitting in the midday sun and beckoned to him, "Come here, come to me. "

★View wounds:

Su Mianyang raised his arm slowly, Xiao Lang couldn't wait to grab the man's wrist, and after looking for a long time to make sure that there were no other obvious wounds except redness and swelling, he was relieved, "It's not a big problem, I'll be fine in a few days .”

Just as Xiao Lang was about to raise his head, Su Mianyang put his left hand on the back of his neck, half-forcedly hooking his neck to narrow the distance between the two of them.

Xiao Lang pushed, but did not push away. Su Mianyang, who was pushed like this, pressed his arm down in a demonstration. Xiao Lang had no choice but to let Su Mianyang restrain him like this, "I'm underage, you better not crime."

"Hiss... am I just such a criminal suspect in your heart who is greedy for your body?"

"Don't call yourself out, do you?"

"...Xiao Lang, why do you have to open your mouth with such a pretty face?"

"How can I kiss you without a long mouth?"

Grass.

★Sharing the same bed:

Sharing the same bed is something that sounds very exciting, but it’s not a very good thing to do in reality, especially with someone you like. Su Mianyang, who usually sleeps carelessly on the bed, becomes restrained and hardly dares to move. Xiao Lang was disturbed by himself.

"Brother, your breathing is so heavy." Xiao Lang was originally lying down with his back to Su Mianyang, but the breathing of the people behind him was so heavy that he was a little worried.

As soon as he turned around, he bumped into Su Mianyang's sight. After the two sides looked at each other strangely for a few seconds, Xiao Lang took the lead to look away, "What are you thinking?"

It was probably because of this scene and the atmosphere that gave Su Mianyang the courage to say what was in his heart without hesitation, "I want to commit a crime."

"Then go to sleep, there is everything in the dream."

"...Look at the look in my eyes, don't you feel anything special?" Although he knew that he couldn't do something out of line, it was never against the law to flirt with someone. Lang's waist.

"I feel that you are particularly in need of a beating now."

"I fucking..."

The author has something to say:

I'm really writing this book, but I don't think it's very good, so I'm overhauling it.

The article originally scheduled to open in May has been pushed to September. Here are a few more jokes to make up for everyone.

The chasing wife crematorium attacked by the next fishing system, abuses the body, tortures the heart, and makes something different haha.