virtual boyfriend

Terrible too.

The hour hand turned more than half a circle, and the sky brightened. Qin Xiyan had a biological clock and woke up early. Seeing that Xu Jingyan was still asleep, he simply turned around and went back to sleep.

I don't know how long I've been asleep, but in a daze, I saw a big red thing appearing in the sky above my head, and it hit me.

Damn what the hell!

Qin Xiyan turned over in a jerk and rolled out of bed, only then did he see a big red lip hitting him in the air.

It turned out that the dead otaku was playing some kind of affectionate kiss to wake him up.

Damn!Qin Xiyan stood up resentfully, it wasn't awakened by an affectionate kiss at all, it was clearly awakened by a living fright.

[Yanyan: Good morning, dear. 】

[Xi Yan: Good morning. 】

【Yanyan: Do you like the surprise I gave you? 】

The swear words rolled around Qin Xiyan's mouth a few times before being swallowed by him.

【Xi Yan: If you can be more gentle, I will like you even more. 】

[Yanyan: Xiyan obviously likes the real me the most. 】

[Yanyan: Then I will always be true to you from now on, and I will definitely not hide anything. 】

Qin Xiyan felt as if he dug a hole and jumped into it.

【Xi Yan: Really, what are you doing today?Want to date? 】

[Yan Yan: Dating?Of course, but not today, we have more important things to do today, dear~]

The wavy lines of ecstasy appeared again, Qin Xiyan's heart skipped a beat, and he had a vague premonition.

【Yanyan: Honey~ Let's watch the film together~ I have a lot of treasures~】

Qin Xiyan's face trembled: Mama!Send me back to Mars!

Otaku watching movies

Watch... a movie? !

Qin Xiyan could imagine the expression on his face as if he had eaten a fly, what the hell are you kidding, if he said something like this, he would flip the table over!

【Xi Yan: What is watching a movie? 】

[Yan Yan: It is a scientific educational film that can make people happy physically and mentally, it is very precious~]

Yo, your grandma has a leg!Qin Xiyan burst into tears.

Xu Jingyan flicked the mouse, and the interface of the virtual boyfriend was reduced, occupying half of the screen, and then scrolled through the folder for a long time, and clicked on a file called "European and American Giant Diao Boys Playing Three Skins", which played on the other half of the screen.

etc!Qin Xiyan Er Kangshou, Sao Nian, is it really okay for you to speak so harshly!Why don't you treasure such a precious educational film for the first time, there are so many bad guys now, this kind of precious thing should be hidden and secretly appreciated by yourself!What a giant diao boy, damn it, he's still Sanpi!It's really a wife's heavy mouth!

The boy in the film took off his pants, and Qin Xiyan immediately knelt down. It really is a big diao. Boy, don’t you feel disobedient? What size is your underwear? Whether there is a blood relationship with elephants, please answer positively!

【Yanyan: Dear~how is it~ Do you have low self-esteem~】

As a man, as a straight straight man, as a hot-blooded straight man with a bit of machismo, he was questioned that his place is small, what's wrong with that!able!Tolerate!Qin Xiyan refuted this sentence gracefully.

【Xi Yan: I am a young man with 18cm giant roots. 】

In the film, the three people huddled together to drive the train, and Xu Jingyan's fingers started to go where he should go.

Xu Jingyan, what are you doing!Qin Xiyan looked horrified, what the hell are you doing with your hands!Damn it, don't touch it down!Damn it, don't move!Fuck, he touched it, he touched it, he really touched it, touched his own diao!Damn dick ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahQin Xiyan's face was so angry that it almost split apart!He wished he could stretch out his hand out of the screen and throw Xu Jingyan, a wretched homeboy, out!throw it out!Throw out and shoot for 5 minutes!

The policeman Shushu was this person, Qin Xiyan once again fell to his knees with tears streaming down his face, doing such wretched things in front of a straight straight man!He has seriously hurt the fragile heart of a straight man, and he must go to the relevant department to drink tea!You can't let this evil spirit harm society like this!

[An indescribable voice] came from the computer, and the three of them were having a lot of fun. Xu Jingyan's fair cheeks were blushing, and he was holding his [undescribable part below the neck] with his right hand. His sweat-drenched hair was brushed back, and his long bangs were pushed back, revealing his full forehead. His upper body was leaning on the chair, his neck was tilted back, and from Qin Xiyan's angle, only his chin could be seen …………

and stubble on the chin.

Qin Xiyan's stomach churned.

Xu Jingyan bit his lip and gasped for breath, and quickly pulled the tissue beside him and released countless sons into the tissue.

"Huhu..." He lazily threw a ball of wet tissues onto the table, mixing them with the unknown tissues before.

Qin Xiyan felt his stomach start to twitch.

Is this really good!Paper napkins full of [undescribable liquid] are all on the table. How on earth do you eat instant noodles!tell me!tell me!Qin Xiyan wished he could turn into the Roaring Emperor and grab Xu Jingyan's shoulder and start screaming in Qiong Yao style!

Then Xu Jingyan clicked on another video in high spirits.

Qin Xiyan finally couldn't help but plug his ears. In his numb face, Xu Jingyan licked a total of five shots, and the tissues on the table were in a mess.

[Yanyan: How about it, have you read it? 】

Qin Xiyan decided to play dumb.

【Xi Yan: What? 】

[Yanyan: A scientific educational film that can make you feel happy~]

【Xi Yan: I didn't see anything. 】

[Yanyan: That's really a pity~]

What is the purpose of the deep disappointment in the tone, is it really a man to let a straight man like him watch men's movies!

【Xi Yan: Really. 】

[Yanyan: Oh, it's getting late~ My dear, do you want to eat~]

【Xi Yan: Do you have money? 】

[Yanyan: No~ I have to become a maid to make money~]

【Xi Yan: Oh. 】

Xu Jingyan lay powerlessly on the corpse, and soon he sat up again with his fists clenched.

【Yanyan: Since my dear is not hungry, I will eat first~】

【Xi Yan: Are you eating semen? You ejaculated so much. 】

[Words: qsztvbin￥no! knqddfg#>hhjidvbn√nmwwt6hd/? b】

The interface shook wildly, and Xu Jingyan's hands that were about to type suddenly pressed on the keyboard like a convulsion, and a row of garbled characters appeared in the dialog box immediately.

[Yan Yan: Dear, are you kidding me~ She is a girl~ A 34D girl~ Hee hee hee hee~]

Qin Xiyan could see a bit of gnashing of teeth, but this hee hee hee still made his egg hurt for a while.

【Xi Yan: Let's go. 】

Go, go, go, go, go...Xu Jingyan began to repeat the words in his mind endlessly. This tone of dismissing the pet dog was almost blurted out, as if he was patting the dog when he was giving the dog lunch. The head said "Go" in such a tone!

Xu Jingyan took a deep breath, took two deep breaths, then took three breaths, and soon his brain became dizzy due to lack of oxygen due to the large inhalation and exhalation.

【Yanyan: Suddenly, I am no longer hungry~】

【Xi Yan: Finished eating? 】

[Yanyan: Male ticket, you are so humorous ~ hee hee ~]

Qin Xiyan looked at Xu Jingyan sympathetically, was he already hungry and stupid?

【Xi Yan: Finished? 】

[Yanyan: Mmm~]

[Xi Yan: cook. 】

"Oh!"

Xu Jingyan punched the computer crookedly.

Mr. Qin Xiyan was eating comfortably. There were two dishes and one soup on the table, and there was ready-made tea beside him. Xu Jingyan was looking at him eagerly from outside, holding a bucket of old altar sauerkraut and beef noodles in his hand.

Xu Jingyan burst into tears.

【Xi Yan: Well done. 】

Xu Jingyan immediately healed his scar and forgot the pain, his eyes lit up when he saw this sentence, he quickly bit off the instant noodles and reached out to type.

[Words: As long as my dear likes~]

【Xi Yan: Now there are not many virtuous women like you. 】

【Yanyan: Mmmm~ Hurry up and take me home~】

【Xi Yan: Is the bride price expensive? 】

[Words: Not expensive or not expensive ~ 34D daughter-in-law will give it to you for free ~]

【Xi Yan: Cheap is not good. 】

Xu Jingyan: ...

He told a virtual character that this is indeed the rhythm of death, Xu Jingyan looked up to the sky and cried again, and looked down to see another sentence popped up from the dialog box.

【Xi Yan: So I can only ask you. 】

A few big red hearts flashed on the interface, Qin Xiyan's eyes were almost blinded by the vulgar love, he sighed, and drank his tea melancholy.

[Thank God, thank you, thank fate for allowing you to meet!After Yanyan's non-stop company, Xiyan's affection for Yanyan increased by ten points inconceivably.Now the favorability is only -17, please hurry up and make Xi Yan fall in love with you]

Xu Jingyan was so moved that he was about to cry. The sudden increase of ten points of goodwill made him feel that this was really the happiest thing in the world. He quickly reached out and pushed the instant noodles aside, deciding to strike while the iron was hot, and then stabilize the relationship between him and his dear. Feelings.

【Words: Dear~】

[Xi Yan:? 】

【Yanyan: I'm your fourth son, Senmo~】

【Xi Yan: Talk about people. 】

【Yan Yan: What am I yours~】

【Xi Yan: Cooking. 】

【Yanyan: Is that just it~】

【Xi Yan: Well...】

Qin Xiyan was lost in thought, while Xu Jingyan held the mouse and waited patiently.

【Xi Yan: Well...】

Well, what are you talking about!Xu Jingyan was in a hurry to die.

【Xi Yan: Well...】

Well, your mother is a chicken!Xu Jingyan was going crazy, motherfucker, I'm impatient, don't you think so, what is what is what!Shrink yourself!

【Xi Yan: Cooking. 】

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