Tsunayoshi Sawada who commits suicide happily 【Comprehensive】

It turned into molten iron.Osamu Dazai watched with subtle sadness as his bandages softened and wrinkled, all due to the influence of the high temperature.

The hot molten iron dripped to the ground, and the sound of sizzling resounded.Of course, as a friendly [crossed out] guest, Osamu Dazai must say hello.

"Today is a really happy day, owner~" Dazai Osamu's mocking tone was oblique, as if he was justifying himself, or waiting for the head of the eighth district to attack and fight madly.

The sound of footsteps...

It's really surprising that the owner was present, but endured his invasion and attack. Whether he thought we were too weak or too sane, the guessed owner must be a weirdo from Meteor Street!

High-heeled shoes, a floor-to-ceiling robe made of silver and pinched with gold, short platinum-blond hair shining under the scorching sun, and a blue gemstone brooch pinned to his chest. The handsome, arrogant and arrogant British nobleman calmly spoke:

"If it wasn't for the decree of an elegant and noble person, Merlin, how could Malfoy come to a place where dirty giants live, don't let me, a nobleman, endure these stupid little jokes, Your Excellency Sawada." Draco Malfoy frowned in disgust, his disgusting and disgusting attitude was obvious, but he didn't have any malice towards Dazai Osamu who came.

Standing holding the silver snake scepter, without a trace of dust, he greeted Osamu Dazai like an elf man walking out of a mural, his familiar tone was so normal that there was no trace of fault, as if they were close friends.

Shrugging his shoulders and waving his hands, his face moved with tears in his eyes, Osamu Dazai, who was intentionally disgusting, rubbed his hands secretly to show that he understood: "Thank you, Mr. Malfoy, I think I can go in and talk to you again."

Draco Malfoy raised his chin proudly, subconsciously excited. He naturally understood that he would get paid for completing the task. Malfoy has always strictly and perfectly implemented the Slytherin rules.

"Move your own precious steps, can I refuse?" Draco cast a curse without hesitation, the probing eyes around him disappeared, and the scream of a person who had suffered a heart attack in the dark resounded through the sky.

Taking over King Asakura Ye, the resigned and funny Dazai Osamu watched Huo Ling disappear with weird eyes. Obviously, the spiritual power that Huo Ling was forced to summon in the present world has long since disappeared, but Huo Ling insisted on staying in fear of his master being eaten. Come down to the real world.

Inexplicably becoming the handover person recognized by Huo Ling, Osamu Dazai picked up the limp baby and woke up under Malfoy's stunned and hesitant eyes. On the contrary, he understood the importance of taking over the task before.

After all, only his aristocratic taste can prepare baby products for Sawada. Meteor Street is very dangerous, but who is he, Draco, he even betrayed Voldemort for the life and death of the Malfoy family, and he will take care of small things for Sawada Tsunayoshi.

As exaggeratedly as the appointed time, the bottle he had just made was warm enough for this little baby to drink. It was incredible, as mysterious as Sawada Tsunayoshi, but the gods he brought made the magic world even more ecstatic.

The little baby, in Dazai Osamu's arms, instinctively sucked the nutrients from the feeding bottle. For nutrition, after drinking, he fell asleep like an ordinary baby.

Osamu Dazai didn't think the bottle would be poisonous, and he also thought about letting Malfoy feed King Asakura Leaf. A series of thoughts, after going around for too long, he still did it himself.

Kunikida Mama must be scared to death, ah Nakajima Atsushi will be so grateful for my gentleness, what kind of expression will Nakahara Chuya have, like Malfoy's disgusting twisted expression of eating bedbugs?

Oh my god~ the act of raising a child~ oh, I, Osamu Dazai, must have been an angel in my previous life, but I am so cute and gentle...

This is a demonic scene. The Patriarch Malfoy's expression was as weird as if he had eaten a slug. When Dazai Osamu finished feeding King Asakura Leaf quietly with the bottle, his mood was so complicated.

"Wait for you to arrive, I stayed in this messy place for four hours, okay, what's the reward?" The platinum blonde hair was shining brightly, and his eyes were so dazzling, what he was looking forward to was definitely a big treasure.

Osamu Dazai put the baby aside, in fact, he wanted to know many, many things more.

Why do you know yourself, he was waiting for you, Sawada Tsunayoshi, is he really Sawada Tsunayoshi?But he didn't have the slightest impression, instead he felt that Mr. Malfoy was only known by his self ten years later.

Osamu Dazai who cheated himself ten years later, no, Tsunayoshi Sawada, his gift is far less than this influence, if he hadn't underestimated himself ten years later, he wouldn't have been inexplicably so long.

After traveling through three worlds, he met King Asakura Leaf in advance and Saiki Kusuo who met [crossed out] by accident. At first, he thought it was just to meet Tsunayoshi Sawada in other time and space and liberate him.

The fact is not, well, it's that the self ten years later played too big, which was beyond the scope of his perception, and the feeling of being arranged in a disguised form was terrible.

Step by step, or escape and ascend to heaven, all of them will be perfect in the next ten years, and the water will not leak. I am really super angry.

Heh... the future self can still cause harm, it should be said that the future self is nourished by a savage, I really can't help but want to knock him to death!

Zhong Yuan Zhong also felt aggrieved. He didn't expect that one day he would be forced to perform it from his future self.

He calculated that he didn't trust Malfoy who suddenly appeared on Meteor Street, so he expected that he would not watch King Ma Cangye starve to death, and he would not wait for him to have time to find a pleasing companion to help him feed King Ma Cangye, the newborn baby Ma King Cangye has been hungry for two days.

Holding the soft Asakura Leaf King with his own hands, and gently feeding a fragile and small baby, this kind of experience is really something that Osamu Dazai would never do in his life.

Omg he did it today.Ah……

What makes him even more desperate is that he does not reject it!

I'm not a good person, I'm Dazai Osamu, I'm not a good person, please save me who is so funny!

Nakahara also knew that he could laugh and cry for more than two hours, and he celebrated the [-] Lafite, and teased himself for a day with Hongzaki's sister Mori Ogai!

Osamu Dazai thought indifferently, he took out everything he was carrying, to see if there was anything strange that could be Mr. Malfoy's reward.

Peng Gelie's liberation version of the big empty ring, the moonlight treasure box, hey, there is an extra small earring.

Malfoy took a fancy to the small earrings, and he raised his eyebrows to signal Tsunayoshi Sawada to give him this item. Naturally, the price for driving Malfoy should not be too low.

The small earrings are not his own, and Osamu Dazai obviously remembered something. There was a problem with his memory of traveling to Meteor Street. No, it should be said that after he saw Mr. Losing consciousness through tears, the messy memory made him feel strange in retrospect.

He sensed something in the dark, and he didn't reject his strange appearance.If there was any difference, he didn't remember anything important, he only saw the black-haired, black-eyed god summoned by him.

After that, he didn't remember much, as if something replaced himself, with his eyes, with his hands, with his brain, and deceived me with false memories.

Kokichi Sawada!

No, not just seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada that night, the driving force behind the scenes, there must be his own participation in the planning in the next ten years.

For example, no one in his memory gave this small earring that shouldn't appear to him, or someone close to him put it in his pocket without realizing it.

Do not……

Someone once got close to me, very close to me, and gave me the earrings when I didn't even react and my attention was diverted.

Who is it... Li Baoen, after thinking about it, he was confirmed.

Heh, I think of it, before the battle with Brandesel, Mr. Libern, who had a different aura and emotion as soon as he met.

Every scene with him, he has a lot of opportunities to do it.

Picking up the small earrings, Draco Malfoy pursed his lips in satisfaction, and he turned and left, as if there was a way to return to his world. "The guardian earrings of the god of protection, I, Malfoy, have accepted them, Your Excellency Sawada, welcome to find a good place that suits the aesthetics of the Malfoy family next time you meet with me."

Opening the special one-time door key, Malfoy gracefully left this dirty garbage dump [Meteor Street].God knows how big the shadow area in his heart will be when he comes here, even if he is prepared in his heart.

In the room, apart from the breathing of Osamu Dazai and King Asakura Leaf, on the other side there was a half-dead prisoner who was tied up in the other corner with a breath left.

Xiaodi is dying in that corner... The girl who was caught by the head of the eighth district was tortured and brutally treated. Compared with the lone wolf district head of the eighth district who was killed by Malfoy Awanda, she is really lucky to be able to survive up...

The author has something to say: Cheers to ooc, anyway, I have given up treatment.When I think of Osamu Dazai feeding the baby in my mind [actually, I am even more excited when I think that the baby was born for him by Chuya Nakahara] I am so excited that I will fly up excitedly, the god-level author of evil fun should not be moral!

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☆、We laugh and commit suicide alive 8

Asakura Ye Wang had enough to eat and drink. As a baby, he only needs to sleep. The soft and tender buns were lying on the table, and the child wrapped in a black suit was ruthlessly thrown aside by Osamu Dazai.

Just as he had imagined, the blood-smelling compartment emitted a stench.The district chief's room is basically very clean. Of course, basically every district chief is a beast like a pervert, a lunatic, a sadist.

Pinching the curled hair by his ear, Osamu Dazai kicked the broken wooden door leisurely and casually, the smell of rotten meat rushed to his face, and countless flies flew around for company.Brown blood was everywhere in the corners of the cubicles, and several naked women whose bodies had been cut and scratched were dying with white eyes.

The belly was roughly partitioned, and the slimy things of intestines and liver were all over the floor as decorations.

Osamu Dazai stomped on the heads of three disgusting tattered women indifferently. Flies bit their bodies, and if they survived, it was only ugly that they grew maggots. As a man, Osamu Dazai chose to end their lives.

Her eyes exuded selfishness, she nestled dirty in the blood-stained corner, Xiao Di had a cold wooden face, she knew that the man who killed the doll cleanly was about to kill herself, and it was useless to resist, it was just a matter of death uglier.

"It seems that you are the only one who can survive. Come with me, ma'am." Holding his nose and breathing the air with difficulty, Osamu Dazai lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the trembling girl in the corner.

Xiao Di was obedient, she stood up tremblingly, her face was expressionless with her dirty brain splashed, she numbly followed Dazai Osamu's pace and left the district chief's entertainment room.

Don't ask why, weak people have no right to speak in Meteor Street. If Osamu Dazai didn't kill her, it means that she has the value of living. She will do anything until she has the ability and strength to kill the other party.

Osamu Dazai pointed to King Makura Leaf, and expressed an attitude to Xiaodi: "Go to the bathhouse with that grain reserve and wash up. Don't hurt him. After all, your task is to take good care of him."

Successfully dumped the responsibility of King Asakura Ye to someone else, within 5 minutes, Osamu Dazai lost the joy of raising the baby, happily decided on Xiaodi's mission, and what he thought of doing later.

Xiao Di and Asakura Ye Wang went to take a bath, and Osamu Dazai scanned the house to see if there was any handy weapon. The weapon was for that girl, and he didn't need it.

The kitchen was clean and hygienic, and the food in the refrigerator was much better than the garbage outside. Osamu Dazai picked some bread and a glass of milk, and brought them to the table in the living room outside.

Xiao Di appeared wetly holding Ma Cang Ye Wang, and stood naked in the living room. The 14-year-old Xiaodi has a well-developed figure, but because she doesn't have enough food, she is very thin and skinny. Her long hair reaches her waist, her eyes are lifeless and her face is expressionless and indifferent.

Osamu Dazai covered his face and sighed. He tore off the black and blue curtain and put it on the other person. He glanced at the sleeping baby and knocked her on the head: "My name is Osamu Dazai, you can call me Kuroro, Do you remember?"

Knowing the name of the other party is a kind of partner recognition on Meteor Street. Although it is likely that the plastic will betray the partner, at least for Xiaodi, she temporarily understands that she is not a toy.

"Well, my name is Xiaodi." The voice was hoarse and hoarse, and Xiaodi didn't dare to make a sound for a long time.

Osamu Dazai rested his legs on the table, put his hands on the top of the sofa, and gestured for Xiaodi to eat with his eyes, passing a certain amount of qualifications to her.

If you want to follow yourself, be your partner, get shelter and food, then take care of this weak food reserve!

Xiao Di understood this arrangement, and silently ate the most delicious food ever since he came to Meteor Street.Instead of black moldy bread, not disgusting smelly water but milk, such a simple meal is so precious in Meteor Street.

Abducting an underage girl, Osamu Dazai thought heartlessly, the filth of Meteor Street is really uncomfortable, even though it was once the place where he was born.

Let's go, go and see the world beyond Meteor Street.

Make sure to pay attention, it is Kuroro Lusiru, Dazai Osamu, or someone from Sawada Tsunayoshi. He wears the Vongola ring, the corners of his mouth are raised, his black eyes are transformed into kite-colored pupils, and the flames of Dazora are burning.

It doesn't really matter who I am.

Right.

who knows.

Xiaodi tailors the blue clothes by himself, and follows Osamu Dazai to meet the gods and kill the gods and Buddhas. The place where the flames burn in the sky is not a blade of grass, and the head of the Meteor Street called a meeting to find a way to guide and send this person who cannot communicate. Shashen left with a warm smile.

Osamu Dazai's killing stance, the speed of destruction is insane, and the flame pressure condensed by a punch of flames, no matter whether it is a transformation system or a strengthening system, as long as it blocks Osamu Dazai, he will go back to Santuchuan to remake it.

With a vigorous skill, a one-hit killing super killer strength, and a long and contented smile on his face, he seems to be a god of death traveling from hell. Dazai won't count how many people he killed in one hour or two hours.

Until the spaceship stopped, the leader of Meteor Street respectfully expressed that he would send him away from Meteor Street.Xiao Di, as well as those who for some reason fought for themselves to block some of the attackers.

Sawada Tsunayoshi smiled subtly. He extinguished the flickering flame on his forehead, as if the person who pierced the heart with his bare hands just now was not as gentle as him, thinking that helping others should be considered humane.

"You helped me protect the food reserves, please leave with me! My name is Tsunayoshi Sawada, and you can call me Kuroro Rushiru." The brown hair slowly dyed black, and the golden-red eyes gradually turned black , a blood-stained black leather jacket swayed in the wind.

Unknown Xiaodi exploded his fine pores, and he couldn't control his many thoughts, how could he protect King Ma Cangye? Although he summoned the fire spirit, their help could not be ignored.

The knight nodded, because he got the news that there would be a strong man leaving Meteor Street today, he deliberately betrayed the head of the 13th district, and fought with Osamu Dazai along the way. "Hello Kurolo, my name is Knight."

Nobunaga and Wojin looked at each other. They originally intended to follow Dazai Osamu to create momentum and leave Meteor Street. It is not impossible to get each other's names to be partners for 3 minutes.At present, they need each other's approval and help. After all, it is not fun to die as soon as they leave Meteor Street.

"I, Wojin." "Nobunaga, swordsman."

Maggie wiped off the blood on the thread, looked up at Osamu Dazai quietly: "My name is Maggie."

Franklin helped Xiaodi understand how to use Nian, but he knew the rules. He helped Xiaodi up and nodded, "I, Franklin, hello, Your Excellency Kurololusiru."

Finx didn't know why his temporary partner Feitan stared at Osamu Dazai with warm and fierce eyes, as if more interesting hostility.

"Finks." "His name is Feitan, he seems to know you."

Don't worry too much about it, Osamu Dazai knows that they will help to brainstorm together for mutual benefit. Now that he has a spaceship to leave the endless Meteor Street, he will naturally not forget their assistance.

"Then, get on the spaceship with me and leave." Osamu Dazai thought that he was a guy who likes to make trouble for others, and it was obviously irrelevant for these evil gods on Meteor Street to go out.

Xiao Di walked in with Osamu Dazai, Ma Cang Ye Wang woke up when they were fighting and fighting, Huo Ling's huge body could not enter the spaceship, so he lay still in Xiao Di's arms.

The spaceship took off, sending away another batch of freshmen from Meteor Street.

……

"I found it, Your Excellency Libun, you need to find someone in the Sky Arena." According to the premise of the information, Mi Ji spoke to the killer Libun who was drinking coffee.

However, he immediately went to the tomb of King Jialisi, which has been changing frequently recently.

Li Baoen sipped the mellow coffee, blinked his cold eyes under the brim of his hat, and let out a trembling laughter.

"Stupid gang, let's see where you can go with Dazai Osamu's contract." Putting down the exquisite jasmine teacup, he happily tidied his curly hair on his sideburns, excited for the next mission of hunting the tenth generation of Pengel.

Of course, Li Baoen would not let it happen that the apprentice starved to death of the master after training well.

Going to other worlds, such a tenth generation of Pengelie really deserves to be beaten!

……

"Hmm... Interesting, so Xiaodi, now you are free." Taking King Asakura Leaf calmly, Osamu Dazai happily walked into King Jialisi's tomb. .

Xiao Di watched the darkness engulf Dazai Osamu's unrestrained pace, she didn't think too much, and left the gate of King Jialisi's tomb.Plastic partners, not to mention reluctant.

On the dark road, King Makang Ye's fire spirit lighted up, and Osamu Dazai walked out of the king's tomb leisurely, no, he should have walked out of the hunter's world.

It seems that the place where he came out was an abandoned coal mine in the United States, the black leather shoes were covered with plaster chips, there was a smell of sulfur dioxide floating around, and the rotten flagpole was still standing upright. The flag was the United States.

Asakura Yewang heard the sound of the jeep running, and it was getting closer, but Osamu Dazai faintly felt that his intention to travel through time and space was about to appear.

The jeep opened the door, and a bitterly cold swordsman got out of the car. His long black hair was tied up, and his suit and leather shoes did not match him, but his white boots made sense.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi, come with me, Shinobu Ito has been waiting for you for a long time." Ximen Fubuki said with a murderous cold swish feeling.

Osamu Dazai smiled, and then, from his body, the soul of the 24-year-old brown-haired Tsunayoshi Sawada floated out, and his real body was sent out by the Vongola Daikon Ring.

"Oh, happy cooperation!" Dazai Osamu and Sawada Tsunayoshi clapped their hands, making a troublesome and very good passive transaction.

In other words, ten years later, I am really smart and annoying. It turns out that the previous things have been just digging holes for myself to jump.

In order to achieve success in time and space, in order to become the real Vongola Judai and become the son of Bei recognized by the law, ten years later, I actually sent the object of my trade to Sawada through Asakura Yewang and Saiki Kusuo ten years later. Gang Ji.

It turned out that the first meeting between Vongola Judaime and myself did not disappear, but lodged in my body. At that time, I deliberately chose to forget the memory of making a deal with Sawada Tsunayoshi.

That night, the content of the conversation between Sawada Tsunayoshi and himself, the memory was restored in an instant.

Getting rid of the timeline trajectory of the future, Osamu Dazai happily rejected the future with a man.

With a high five, the deal with Tsunayoshi Sawada is over, and Osamu Dazai is autistic and refuses to talk to anyone.

Finding beautiful ladies to commit suicide together is his favorite thing to do.

Who cares what kind of ghost Ma Cang Ye Wang is, who cares what kind of ghost Saiki Kusuo is... He can't be with a man even if he dies, the me ten years later is a fake.

Now, the most important thing is to find a young lady!

Abandoning King Asakura Leaf ruthlessly, Osamu Dazai stopped a car and went to the city center to find a beautiful and lovely lady to die in love with.

The author has something to say: there are still two or three chapters, I haven’t updated for a long time and I forgot that it hasn’t been filled in hahahahahahahahahaha

☆、We laugh and commit suicide alive 9

"Don't you think you're offending, and actually dragged me out of hell." Squinting his eyes, Osamu Dazai sat on the ground and questioned him lazily.

In the water, I literally died.Whether Sawada Tsunayoshi has the ability to drag out such things as souls, then there may be more interesting things to come.

"You can do me a big favor. On the contrary, I can also give you what you need most in ten years. Of course, you can also need it now." Sawada Tsunayoshi is the godfather of the mafia. At the negotiating table, he He never loses in a hundred battles, whether he is a regional gentry or a desperate man, he has never lost.

"Don't talk about it, you are not destined to lose. What's more, you still have someone to look for, oh, I guess, he is your favorite person, right?"

Osamu Dazai rolled on the ground leisurely, arrogantly rejecting Sawada Tsunayoshi's coercion and lure, even if it was the other party's body, he would not compromise, but saw through Sawada Tsunayoshi's determination at all means.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was silent, it was indeed him, not her.

"Well, count me as unlucky ╮(￣⊿￣)╭, what conditions will I have in ten years later, I will let him die (╬￣盘￣), now I need the information you give me."

Osamu Dazai likes funny people the most, especially someone like Tsunayoshi Sawada who is silent and urgently in need. Playing with him is much more interesting than bullying slugs.

"I am Sawada Tsunayoshi, the tenth generation of Pengelie, the son of Bei. I want to find someone. Before that, this small universe needs someone to replace me, in case the Creator God finds out that I slipped out to find him." Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up After realizing personal will, I found that the size model of the world is limited.Out of the shackles, the pillar protagonist cannot disappear.

"Wow~ If you weren't in my mind, I would have thought you were a second child. However, I am more interested in hearing what you continue to say." Osamu Dazai smiled and listened to Sawada Tsunayoshi mentioning Creator God , the protagonist, in fact, he was surprised that Tsunayoshi Sawada knew this as much as he did.

When he was Kurorolushiru, he accidentally learned that his world was a manga.Of course, what makes him even more disgusted is that the identity of Dazai Osamu is even more pathetic as a manga character, so illusory and sad.

Whether to die or not to die is determined by others, which is really disgusting from the bottom of my heart.

Oda Sakunosuke saw that I was disgusted, repelled, and held a sarcastic and mocking mood towards this world.Like me, he is faintly aware of the hypocrisy of the world and the direction of the cornerstone of destiny, and he understands me best.

Then, he who knew me best, died.

To perish together with a death pawn, ah, what a gorgeous and helpless fall.

Will I do the same, vulgar and ugly, dying in the corner?If it's my ending, maybe I can be happy and think it's not bad.

"He is so important to you that he can break through the world's settings, I'm so envious~" Osamu Dazai smiled half-smile, covering his face, his bandaged hands were bloodstained.

Even the self in the soul is scarred.

"Ten years later, you will be with Saiki Kusuo and the psychic king Asakura Yewang. Because of the succession war, Osamu Dazai, the tenth generation of Vongola, needs my place as the son of the retreat." Tsunayoshi Sawada can meet the future Without any development, he worked hard to learn many other skills, just to be able to escape the constraints of the governess killer.

"Oh, it seems that I will be very nourished ten years later. It's a pity that I have fallen to the point of looking for a boy. Now I seriously reject that future."

When Osamu Dazai thought of the two boys just now, his mood suddenly turned bad. Although King Asakura is handsome, handsome, suave, and Kusuo Saiki is affectionate and arrogant, he is still straight and straight, and he will find elegant, beautiful and lovely ladies to die in love .

No, why do I have such a high opinion of them!

"Okay, I will ask the son of Ming Erlei for help, and send Wei Zhuang to give you the time treasure box you need, so that you can travel through time and space and leave the established destiny." Hehe, I believe you can get rid of the trap set by yourself ten years later.

Ah, you thought I would tell you that ten years later you believed that you would flee and choose to make a deal, but it was all arranged.

The black-bellied Tsunayoshi Sawada looked calmly at the smiling Dazai Osamu, he would not tell the whole story, after all, the other party was the one who deserved to be bullied.

Osamu Dazai knew that Tsunayoshi Sawada must have concealed a lot of things, but it did not prevent their deal from being established.

"Then, happy cooperation."

"Pleasant to work with."

I believe, Mr. Dazai, you can seriously find a partner who can live a good life.For example, Nakahara Chuya who has been waiting for you, or King Asakura Leaf and Saiki Kusuo that you have been ignoring.

……

This is an extraordinary taxi. At least in the abandoned factory in the wilderness, Osamu Dazai felt that he might walk seven to eight thousand meters without encountering any cars.

However, to my surprise, there was a taxi.

The neon lights are shining, and the words "No Seats Available" are so eerie.Will Osamu Dazai get in the car? He smiled mysteriously, and he boarded the car calmly.

A deep and hoarse voice sounded, and the taxi driver put on his hat covertly, avoiding Osamu Dazai's probing eyes. The ordinary taxi became more and more mysterious, and Osamu Dazai wanted to know the destination of its route.

If you don't die, you won't die. Osamu Dazai never retreats on the road to death, and the driver does it on purpose. He wants to know what will happen next.

Osamu Dazai braced his face, and the car started.

The direction of the taxi is neither the urban area, nor any black special guest house, nor is it human trafficking and money kidnapping. It is an even more desolate no-man's land.

Could it be murder and robbery?

"Sir, you are here."

The huge door is densely covered with quaint death patterns, and the clouds are misty. There is a beautiful lady with wings behind her smiling, which looks very real.

"Oh, beautiful and lovely angel, can you die in love with me?" Osamu Dazai held her little hand, knelt down on one knee, and asked with piercing eyes.

Miss Angel slapped Osamu Dazai flying. She smiled and looked very innocent.It's a pity that her strange power sent Osamu Dazai flying with a single slap.

"I'm honored to inform you, Your Excellency Osamu Dazai, that you are dead. This is the transit station in heaven, and I will send you back to Neon Hell." Mr. Hell Devil bowed gracefully, and explained to Osamu Dazai who judged the soul of death.

Osamu Dazai is indeed the soul of death, but he is attached to the body of Sawada Tsunayoshi.

hell

On the side of Neon Hell, Osamu Dazai teleported there in the blink of an eye.He was greeted by a ghost in a kimono, baring his teeth ferociously and indifferently, with a mace in his hand.

"Welcome, Your Excellency Dazai Osamu, Neon Hell will tailor hell punishments for your crimes in this world, please feel honored." Guishen Guideng said indifferently, it seems that as long as Dazai Osamu resists him, he will use suppressive methods In name, he beat Osamu Dazai to death.

Osamu Dazai: ...Oh~

A man with red hair, wearing tights and jeans, who waited for a long time irritably, scratching his hair, staring at Osamu Dazai and the ghost lamp in a bad mood.

"Tsk, I'm so annoying, have you finished?" The third king, Chi Wang——Zhou Fangzun, he waited at the gate of hell for a long time, and the ghost lamp said that he would have to wait a while before going to hell.

"Ah, that's fine. Mr. Zhou Fangzun, like Mr. Osamu Dazai, you have supernatural powers. The judgment of crimes and good deeds in the world requires a special review team. Now you can go with me. I hope you can-- An———come with me in a minute.”

Mentioning the word An Fen, the ghost lamp stretched very long, obviously reminding them that they could try to resist him, so that he, the ghost of hell who had been immobile for a long time, could warm up and beat the rebellious soul or something.

Osamu Dazai shrugged and didn't want to cause trouble, Zhou Fangzun knew he was dead, let alone make trouble.

Going to the tunnel of hell, a gate of hell opens.Inside is a new world that Osamu Dazai has never set foot in, and the terminal of hell is indeed very suitable for his identity as a suicidal madman.

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"Hmm... His Excellency Osamu Dazai has arrived in hell. ∑(￣□￣;) Longevity..." Ming Erlei was shocked, she remembered that she didn't seem to have arranged that way!

"Do you need me to bring it back for you? The price is negotiable." Aizen Soyousuke opened the next page of the magazine, and he was linked to a special chat group in his mind in the soul world.

"Emmmm... Forgive Ghost Lantern's husband for not letting him touch me capriciously." Ming Erlei inexplicably hit the point of laughter, and happily decided Dazai Osamu's wicked idea of ​​a day trip to hell.

Bai Ze is so smart, naturally he won't let his ghost lamp really kill Osamu Dazai.

"It's a good proposal. Of course, my dear lady, I think it would be nice if Osamu Dazai could come to the wizarding world to become an Auror." Voldemort thought of Osamu Dazai's identity, and unconsciously tried to pull him into hp.

The Time Treasure Box is the magic weapon of Ming Erlei.

Every world it links is the protagonists' choice to accept, so Osamu Dazai can travel through time and space to their world.Osamu Dazai already knew that the Time Treasure Box was irreversible, so he didn't use it anymore.

All in all, Osamu Dazai went to wander by himself, escaped from the world of CP Saiki Kusuo and King Asakura Leaf, and became a suicide lover who continued to search for beautiful women to die in love.

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"Mr. Ghost Lantern, do you really think I'm dead?" Dazai Osamu was leisurely on the edge of the Naihe Bridge, knowing that once he stepped over it, he would really die.

Although he really wanted to die, he was a little unwilling.

"Tsk, huh, we've still been discovered." Gui Deng tilted his head and snorted coldly, with his hands out of his sleeves, feeling a pity that his malicious intention to kill the other party had been exposed.

Zhou Fangzun walked across the Naihe Bridge, he smiled happily, scratched his irritable and messy red hair, and walked towards the gentle man who had been waiting for him.

"Hey, you've been waiting for me for a long time, Shishu." Zhou Fangzun greeted, and when the other party came he shook his head.

"I'm here to take you for approval, my lord." Shishu Tara became a hell jailer. Because of his excellent liberal arts skills, he was favored by the assistant officer of the Fifth Hades, Ghost Lantern.

"what……"

The author has something to say: Revisiting k, watching the movie version, I feel so sorry for the young and the young!

Why did the new colorless king kill ten bundles of tatara!They are so good, so chirping QAQ...

☆、We laugh and commit suicide alive 10

The skeletons bit the edge of the bridge, and the souls of evil spirits fought and cried unconvinced. The Naihe bridge is the beam of the blood river, and the souls that fall into the blood river will be eaten by the river guardian beasts.

Osamu Dazai has been thinking about why he is here.

To hell, is he dead?

I am Dazai Osamu, or Sawada Tsunayoshi, or Kurorolushiru, or Galona, ​​or Charvandor Hewi.

He believed that except for the name Osamu Dazai, he never recognized the others in his heart.

Miscellaneous memories, traveling through time and space, his memory fragments sometimes seem illusory, or real, gorgeous and dazzling, and dark and gloomy.

As if, he was dreaming.

That's right.

I seem to have a task that must be done, and only he can do it.

Looking through the perfect suicide note that I haven't read for a long time, I touched the words I wrote with my fingertips, life is meaningless, death has no regrets, living in my own delusion, suicide is the most beautiful way to end.

I, Osamu Dazai, never thought about living, so the self in the next ten years must not be real.

I must be missing something, and that's what matters.

Osamu Dazai leaned leisurely on the edge of the Naihe Bridge, thinking about problems. He has been traveling through time and space recently, and every time he travels, his doubts are aggravated. The feeling of missing the truth is very irritating.

"Your Excellency Osamu Dazai, since you found out that I lied to you, what do you still have to miss? You who have always wanted to die, cross the bridge, and you will die completely. There is no painless way to die." Knowing how to induce death, the means of deceiving people to die, ghosts, gods and lamps are at your fingertips.

Laughing confidently, Osamu Dazai waved his hand, he wouldn't want to die in such a boring way. "Crossing the bridge of Naihe alone, I don't want such a lonely way of death. I want a beautiful lady to die in love with me."

"Unfortunately, there is no hell." Gui Deng rubbed his chin, he was considering whether to call Axiang from Zhonghe Hell, but Osamu Dazai was not worthy of his friend.

Close your eyes and smell the unique smell of hell, the bloody smell of the blood pool, the burnt smell of scorched earth and dead bones, the endless faint fragrance of manjusawa, and the indescribable sense of despair.

What am I waiting for, I'm just begging to die anyway.

Osamu Dazai asked himself, he has never had the desire to live, and he is very disgusted with the rough and optimistic life. In order to find the instinct to live, he has done many good things.

Oda, tell me, if I continue to live, can I deter the evil forces?

I don't know if the slug has found a suitable woman, well, everyone in the detective agency must not worry, ah, I am such a boring person.

Being tapped on the shoulder, Osamu Dazai opened his eyes, startled. "Why are you here?"

Saiki Kusuo looked at each other blankly, he and Dazai saved the world, he went home alone, but Dazai never came back, Li Baoen asked him to bring Dazai back.

[Your family's killer teacher asked me to take you back, let's go! 】

Osamu Dazai jumped away vigorously and refused Saiki Kusuo's touch. He really didn't like to have anything to do with Saiki Kusuo and King Asakura Leaf. He refused that terrible future.

"To be honest, Saiki-kun is really cute, but I refuse to be gay, thank you!" Osamu Dazai waved his hand and fell into the pool of blood, thinking of dying and not being with the boy.

【…】Who knows what the hell Dazai Osamu is talking about, but Saiki Kusuo promised others that he will definitely bring Dazai Osamu back.

Osamu Dazai fell into the pool of blood and closed his eyes. He was very familiar with the suffocating feeling of drowning, but what was annoying was that Saiki Kusuo still insisted on holding his hand and taking him back to that time and space.

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"Gang, we're going to be late!" Nana's mother knocked on the cooking pot, and the thumping sound gave a warning on the first floor.

In the living room on the second floor, Osamu Dazai, who had been lying in bed all night, finally woke up.

"Ciao~ I've returned to my soul, then go to class for me!" Li Baoen watched Dazai wake up, kicked in a spiral, and greeted him in the mafia-style good morning, which was really special.

Osamu Dazai bounced back with his arms outstretched, bent down and flew to the table, avoiding Ribaun's warm greeting.Of course, his gun was aimed directly at his forehead, and Osamu Dazai, who was average in physical skills, couldn't dodge it.

"Yo, can't you let me go, anyway, I'm not Sawada Tsunayoshi, and I asked Saiki Kusuo for help." The probing words were directly thrown to Li Baoen, who couldn't believe that Saiki Kusuo really helped consciously.

"Unfortunately, I don't know what you are talking about, but if you want the strong man Kusuo Saiki to join your family, it depends on whether you are attractive enough."

Li Baoen just found Dazai Osamu who was lying unconscious in the stairwell yesterday, whether it was Hibari Kyouya's beating or his own chopping, Dazai Osamu remained unconscious.

Saiki Kusuo also appeared a few minutes later. He said that Osamu Dazai's soul had disappeared through time and space, and he wanted to find it back.

Yes