Tsunayoshi Sawada who commits suicide happily 【Comprehensive】

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"The Happy Suicide Tsunayoshi Sawada [Comprehensive]" Author: Yu Yuqing

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This article is purely scribbling, a tribute to the Tai all group.

[Dazai Osamu's bandage, big, I'm done writing, blah blah, don't kick me out of the group, okay? 】

Little Angel Demining Booklet↓↓↓↓

The full text is all human-made occ, because...you will know why after watching the finale.

Main attack, too all direction.

If you don't read it with your brain, you will be abandoned by my scumbag and quickly slip away.

Finally, Mr. Cao Xueqin, compare your heart~

Content tags: Comprehensive Tutoring Youth Man Qishen

Search keywords: Protagonist: Dazai Osamu (Sawada Tsunayoshi)┃Supporting roles: Saiki Kusuo, Li Baoen, Asakura Leaf King, Bai Lan, Hibari Kyoya┃Others: Tutor, Saiki Kusuo's Disaster, Shaman King.Cao Xueqin

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☆, meeting for the first time

Let me introduce myself first. I am an ordinary junior high school student in Bingsheng Middle School.

I, today, am going to kill myself.

The sun is shining brightly, the air exudes the unique humidity of spring, and the faint smell of dried apricots.The petals of the cherry blossoms fall to the ground at a speed of [-] centimeters per second, but the falling flowers are ruthless, and the viewers are interested.

What is the meaning of life?

Outstretched small palms, pale face covered with bandages, pale pink cherry blossoms have not yet fallen, a spring breeze sweeps away the warmth, and the cold Mount Fuji is far away from Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"The weather is so nice, it's a good day to commit suicide." Nana's mother went out to buy groceries, and now is the best time to commit suicide.

So, leap away.

"Ahh! The Sawada family is going to jump off the building again! Call the police, no, help!" The neighbor Mrs. Tian Ben was about to dry the clothes, but immediately screamed, her eyes widened in surprise, and her feet trembled in fear.

Mrs. Tian Ben's eyes reflected the whole process of the 14-year-old smiling and jumping from the roof of the second floor.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is a weird kid, and everyone in Namori knows this.

A child who loves to commit suicide, he commits suicide happily almost every day.The bandages on his body are all traces of treatment left by suicide, but Tsunayoshi Sawada himself is not afraid of death at all, and it does run through his motto.

Every exuberant joy commits suicide. ———(Osamu Dazai) Tsunayoshi Sawada

Snapped!

Tsunayoshi Sawada fell in his garden, his brown hair sunk deep into the tiles, blood red blood stained several white morning glory.

Hurrying to Sawada's house, Mrs. Tianmoto squatted on the ground worriedly. She nervously subconsciously probed Sawada Tsunayoshi's nose. She was tortured by the TV series, and she couldn't feel Sawada Tsunayoshi's breath.

"Ahhh, dead! It's terrible, Tsunayoshi-kun is really dead!" Mrs. Tianmoto fell to the ground in fear, as if fearing that she was the murderer, she stumbled and ran out of the yard of Sawada Tsunayoshi's house.

"...It hurts so much, let's give up on this way of dying. If there is a beautiful woman to accompany me to die, it doesn't matter even if I die~" It's a pity that he didn't die, Dazai Osamu (Sawada Tsunayoshi) instantly jumped up from the ground His nose bleeds.

Shaking the dust off his clothes, Dazai Osamu (Sawada Tsunayoshi) straightened his hair, his iris-colored pupils replaced brown-gray ones, and the familiar helpless smile appeared again.

"Sa, continue to look for beautiful women to die for love today~ But, you have to avoid the skylark boy who has been trying to bite and kill me, alas~" Osamu Dazai shook his head in distress, shrugged easily, put his hands in his pockets, and took a free and undisciplined pace.

As you can see, I was a good suicidal kid.Just as this novel claims to be changing, I am both Osamu Dazai and Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Before I was 21, I was a suicidal member of an armed detective agency.

After my 22nd birthday, I successfully committed suicide by jumping into the river, and became a Tsunayoshi Sawada who jumped into the river after being bullied by children.

My scourge, here it comes, it's so much fun.

Even my supernatural ability [Disqualification in the World] is still there, it's fun, but it's very interesting.

Where is the meaning of life, I still can't find it.My good friend Oda believes that I can find the life I yearn for and the light of hope I yearn for.

Ah~ I still haven't found it, but the proportion of suicide is getting bigger and bigger~

People come and go, and the city is busy.

"Beautiful big sister, come with me for a romantic love affair." With the temperament of a gentleman, Tsunayoshi Sawada raised a polite smile that should be due, and his eyes with charming electric light released his desire.

"...Well, I have a child, who is about your age, let's stop it." Mrs. Yunque lowered her head shyly, and the bodyguard behind her saw that Mrs. Deng Tuzi was molesting her, so she rushed over in a hurry.

"Oh, there's no need to be so angry." Osamu Dazai casually swayed his hands while dodging the hugs of big men, "I just want to find a beautiful woman to die in love with~"

"Damn it, let's outflank him!" A big man commanded several bodyguards in black.He stared at Osamu Dazai fiercely, trying to beat him half to death.

"Yes, boss."

Mrs. Skylark is a big black-haired beauty, but she has been a wife for many years.

Covering her mouth and smiling subtly, she narrowed her phoenix eyes in a purple-gray kimono, thinking that her son had been receiving special care from Osamu Dazai recently, she was not worried about Osamu Dazai's injury at all.

"Trouble~ I will only date beautiful women, I won't play anymore~" Saying sorry, Osamu Dazai hurriedly slipped away.

The disciplinary committee member with the cloak that never fell off, he saw himself.What's even more frightening is that the other party gave a very interesting and gentle smile, raised his crutches and rushed towards Osamu Dazai at high speed.

(It can be seen everywhere, it’s scary, if it wasn’t for the fact that He Zhong had a lot of quarrels before, or it would be dangerousㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ)

Helplessly covering his head with his right hand, Osamu Dazai immediately slipped to the familiar escape route.

Ever since he mistook the gender of Skylark boy, he, Osamu Dazai, had a chaser who had to escape.It's not that he can't be defeated, but he is a super troublesome person, a tiresome fighter who will not stop until he is defeated.

It's very similar to Chuya's physique-type dangerous person, getting stronger every time... It's scary~

((*≧▽≦)But, I can’t catch up~)

Dazai~ Osamu Dazai's coquettish pace, keeping a distance of ten meters from the boy behind him.

Da da~ Take out the highest speed, madly chasing after the show pose and run with ease. Hibari Kyoya is chasing after him.

Osamu Dazai's cool running ability allowed him to run smoothly under Hibari Kyouya's eyes every time.This time, he also had a playful and vicious interest, so Hibari Kyouya couldn't catch him.

A free shadow flashed by quickly, and another shadow chased after it with great strides.

"Skylark-san, stop chasing me, I won't die in love with a boy!"

"Bite and kill!"

Just jumping left and right on Dazai Osamu, avoiding Hibari's pounce, he had a regretful expression on his face, with his hips condescending, watching Hibari Kyouya's annoyed expression.

【I found you, Osamu Dazai. 】

Then, a pink-haired boy appeared behind Osamu Dazai silently and hugged him.

【Human disqualification】

The boy behind him, his superpowers were automatically dispelled by his own superpowers.

Σ(°Д°; Who hugged me?

The author has something to say: La la la, take a look at it casually, the writing style is average.

☆、The first day of suicide

Who's behind?

Silently appeared behind me, especially when I was very awake, hugged me Dazai Osamu?

If I lost my vigilance when I was reborn as a child, Mori Ogai must have killed me Dazai thousands of times before I joined the Armed Detective Agency, or I would have been maimed by my former partner Slug long ago.

Thinking of so much in an instant, Osamu Dazai heard the activation of the supernatural ability left in his body [Disqualification in the World].It was the sound of the dissipating power, which rang right next to his own ears.

Approaching without any malice, or a man?Oops, I never messed with men before ╮(︶﹏︶)╭

"Can you loosen it?" Osamu Dazai scratched the bandage on his face, regretting that he didn't have time to deal with the man who appeared suddenly.

Kyoya Hibari was kicked and flew to the garbage bin on the right below, and Kyouya Hibari lay on her back in the newspaper recycling pile in a super annoyed state.It never occurred to him, or didn't want to believe, that Osamu Dazai would do this.

For more than seven years, Hibari Kyouya habitually chased Osamu Dazai who had become a habit of escaping. He was never vigilant that Osamu Dazai would turn around like today, and kick him who was chasing him away.

Fighting habits—the default habit that almost tacitly agrees with Dazai Osamu, numbs Hibari Kyouya's fighting senses, which is fatal for a fighting madman.

Perhaps, today's lesson is completely over.

Damn it, it was because he knew that the other party had already noticed his weakness, no, it was the cultivation of knowing himself well, which made Hibari Kyouya even more angry.

Unexpectedly, he didn't expect to fall into the trap at all. He knew that the 14-year-old boy in front of him was familiar with every corner of Bingsheng and mastered the world that he couldn't see or touch, which made Yunque even more annoyed and irritable.

Standing in the vertical four-storey house, against the setting sun, Hibari Kyouya squinted and saw the carnivore being hugged by someone, and disappeared on the roof he saw.

Looking back and looking around, sure enough.

Except that the garbage collection station where I was lying was newly moved here, the others were all glass shards from the tip of a knife. It is impossible to recover from falling in those places without lying in the hospital for a few months.On the pile of rubbish and newspapers where he was lying, Tsunayoshi Sawada (Osamu Dazai) specially prepared the bedding to kick him.

The most important thing is that even if I, Hibari Kyouya, hadn't been kicked off, there would still be a small cockroach where I landed just now.All safety preparations, I have to say that Tsunayoshi Sawada is a well-planned person.

It's really very irritating, next time I see it, I will kill it!

Hibari Kyouya put away his shiny crutches, shook his cloak, raised his head proudly, and his enthusiasm for biting and killing Sawada Tsunayoshi rose in a straight line.

----the other side----

Unable to catch Osamu Dazai, a new bodyguard in black hurriedly ran to the elegant and regal Mrs. Skylark and bowed and apologized: "I'm sorry, madam."

"Ma'am?" Oh~

Yamato Nadeko's demeanor was replaced by a murderous look in an instant, Mrs. Hibari in a black lily kimono showed a slender smile, and at a speed invisible to the naked eye, she punched the new bodyguard flying away.

Bang bang bang!

The smoke and dust billowed, and the screams were deafening.

A row of veteran bodyguards in black knelt down on the ground. They trembled and begged for forgiveness: "Elder Sister, it's okay for the newcomers, calm down!"

Spinning 980 degrees in the sky, hitting the wall hard, the new bodyguard died by mistake.Bing Sheng, the boss of the underworld, is not a vegetarian.

Mrs. Skylark, formerly known as Bing Sheng Yizi.This city is her family's territory, the family base where strength is paramount.She inherited the position of Bingsheng's boss, and the current heir is her son Hibari Kyoya.

Madam, Miss, these titles can only be called by his husband, and everyone else has to die on the spot. This is her inverse.Especially herbivores, the last thing to do is to speak.

"Tell the kitchen that Gongya will definitely come back very late today, so prepare more of his favorite food." Mrs. Yunque gracefully carried the small cloth bag, stepped on clogs, and calmly left her former territory.

The object of my family's Gong Michun's dream is actually a frivolous bandage suicidal maniac, oh, what a busy person.

You must know that the husband of Skylark she likes was the one who used force to pack him back from Tokyo and cook him with raw rice to force him into marriage.

According to her observations, being able to cleverly avoid the names she hates so much and touch the back of her hand for no more than three seconds is not something that ordinary people can do.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is a clever and powerful mysterious prey that Kyouya can't catch.

However, I believe that Kyouya is a real carnivore, and he is the king of carnivores only if he catches his favorite prey. I am looking forward to that day.

Holding a paper umbrella with a tiger pattern, Mrs. Skylark disappeared into the crowd.The bodyguards in black behind her hurriedly sent the new bodyguard to the hospital for emergency treatment, and then left.

——— Angle of View Conversion ———

Looking up at the sky in pain, the bandaged young man covered his face with his right hand, and pointed with his left hand at Saiki Kusuo who approached inexplicably, Dazai Osamu playfully cried out loudly: "Do you know what you did just now! Oh~ I am Sawada Tsunayoshi! The first hug I gave to a man, I'd rather die~(*≧.≦)~"

Pink hair, a black suit, a gold-plated tie, and transparent, prescription-free red glasses.He is a man with speechless facial paralysis, but he is very familiar to Osamu Dazai.

Apparently, I should have seen him before.

This kind of super intuition should be regarded as the second strange super power of time travel?

At least play Lark Kyoya, very accurate when running.So, this look reveals the sense of knowing the soul under my body.

Saiki Kusuo shook his head, he looked at Osamu Dazai quietly, which made Osamu Dazai more suspicious.

What are you shaking your head for?

Soon, Saiki introduced himself.

"My name is Saiki Kusuo, I am 23 years old this year. I am a superpower with countless superpowers, the suitor of you Dazai Osamu." Saiki Kusuo said lightly of his heartfelt thoughts of waiting for five years, and he also wanted to say something full of Confession of love.

However, ever since he saw Dazai Osamu, the urgency that was so anxious that he was going to drive himself crazy suddenly disintegrated in an instant.Very calm, very safe, just as calm as Osamu Dazai said he would go to Teiko Middle School, never to return.

"Oh... let's go home." After sunset, it's time to go home.

Saiki Kusuo was moved, nodded, and followed the 14-year-old Osamu Dazai back to Sawada's house.

At dusk and dusk, I will return to the night of the ghosts.

"Heh, the blockade of the plane in the Bingsheng area has been opened, the Elf King, I think, I can go to him." The man with long wine red hair shook his beige cloak and clenched his pentagram fist , stepping into the Bingsheng area with firm eyes.

[Indeed, good luck to you.Ma Cang Ye Wang, my Shaman King. 】

Osamu Dazai, do you think you can just run away with a swagger after teasing me Asakura...

Humph, it's too small!

☆、The second day of suicide

"Suicide in a refreshing and energetic way," Osamu Dazai stretched out his bandaged right hand, the boy's slender fingertips were densely covered with rough scars, "Saiki-kun, you give me a feeling, I don't know if you can guess it? "

Since it is a person with supernatural ability, can it be used on me?

Let me see if you can give me the motivation to surprise and explore.

The icy warm light of the blood-red sunset smudged Osamu Dazai's ordinary beige cloak, and he didn't look back at Saiki Kusuo's face, letting a loose and arrogant cold spring wind ravage his tangled but soft brown hair.

When the soft, cold evening wind brushed Saiki's cheeks, Osamu Dazai stopped, looked back with a smile, and smiled with an arc as if he exuded the cunning of a fox.

When Dazai Osamu talked about the word "feeling", Saiki Kusuo's heart jumped subconsciously. He wanted to express his happiness, but he couldn't hold back his laughter.

Because once he shows it, he's out.

The restrictions are so cruel. It should be said that Osamu Dazai knows Saiki himself too well, so he made an extremely embarrassing competition system.

The dark purple eyes were faintly attached to Osamu Dazai's fox smile, and Kusuo Saiki waited patiently for this tricky liar to smooth things over.

Saiki didn't believe that Osamu Dazai could catch his pigtails, let alone detain him on the premise that he had forgotten any memory about the game.Even if he liked this person to death.

"Tsk, well, I'd rather commit suicide when I'm full than this." Shaking his head, Osamu Dazai spread his arms and surrendered helplessly.

The moment she turned around, her iris-colored eyes were indifferent, followed by a relaxed smile.

Brushing the brown-black bangs on his forehead, and brushing his soft lips, Osamu Dazai began to bouncing nervously through various dark and tattered alleys.

Who can guess whether Osamu Dazai has understood the purpose of Saiki's visit, and what wicked things he has done in the past.

"Osamu Dazai, thank you, I, Kusuo Saiki, has entered the game." After speaking, he stretched out his hands.

Saiki Kusuo muttered, and also smiled knowingly in relief, stepped forward, closed his eyes and felt the cold wind that Osamu Dazai once experienced.

The courtship pollen of cherry blossoms is hidden in the wind, and in the distance, the aroma of the food cooked by Sawada Tsunayoshi's mother.

If you want to ask Saiki Kusuo what he understands about Osamu Dazai's smile, he will answer: it is fate, it is family affection, it is the longing that cannot be conveyed, and it is still reincarnated in the wind, floating on the apex of others' hearts.

The shadow is getting longer and longer in the west slant of the sun. However, for seven years, there has been only a thin black shadow on the way home, and now a black shadow that fits it very well is added together.

Osamu Dazai, now it's your turn to lead me home.

(Inspired by Mrs. Qian Sijin from "Comprehensive Power Busters")

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"I'm back, oh~ like a pure white water lily that has fallen into the mortal world, I can sink in safely in your shy appearance, as naturally as water drops lying in a pond. So, beautiful Ms. Nana, please be with me Let me die in love together in the setting sun!!(?)”

Entering the door, Osamu Dazai immediately knelt down on one knee and stared at Tsunayoshi Sawada's mother with starry eyes. He kissed the back of her hand and kindly invited his mother to die in love with him.

It's really like a white water lily coming out of mud, An Ran's lovely Nana's mother is just smiling in a daze.Of course, being praised by her son for being beautiful, she blushed and touched the top of Osamu Dazai's head happily:

"Zhijiang, welcome home, Nana's mother has a father, and Zhichan should find someone he likes too." So, Zhichan, don't commit suicide, be vigorous and come on!

She noticed Saiki Kusuo at a glance, and then warmly invited Saiki to her home.

[My name is Saiki Kusuo, I am Tsunayoshi's admirer, please give me your advice when we meet for the first time, Nana's mother. 】

"Welcome to join. Nan Jiang."

It's not welcome, but adding this word, which is obviously very simple, but unexpectedly accurate.

Nana's mother's sweet smile healed Saiki Kusuo's fatigue from leaving his own world.

"It's fun, stay here tonight if you're tired."

For Nana's mother's innocence, Qi Munanxiong was relieved a lot.

[It's nice to be as simple as Qi Mu's mother. 】

"By the way, Zhijiang, mom has found you a new psychological counselor, so get along well!"

Nana's mother was actually very helpless because her child wanted to commit suicide, so she finally had the heart to find a counselor for Tsuna.

"OK!" Thumbs up, Dazai Osamu assured, and the star-studded fanboy eyes made Nana's mother happily return to the kitchen with the spatula in hand to cook the last dish of dinner.

Giving Saiki Kusuo a look, Dazaiji's evil intentions, Saiki has already settled the ending of Dazaiji's rest tonight.

The one upstairs is not an ordinary psychological counselor who cheats money, but another Dazai in baby skin who rules you...

"Are you ready to do big things together, let Hustle and Hustle have a perfect curtain call?" He raised his eyebrows, looking eager to die, Saiki Kusuo couldn't guess how Osamu Dazai wanted to die, but the ending was the same.

"I...forget it, as long as you're happy." Saiki Kusuo believes that his high-intensity concentration can catch Alkabar Reno's bullets, bullets, superpowers, etc. Before such a dangerous lover dies, is it Really convenient.

Ha ha

Originally, I planned to say a warm hello to Sawada Tsunayoshi (a suicidal bandage maniac) who was late for the meeting, but I didn't expect that the new apprentice behind the door made Li Baoen very interested.

Oh~ If you want to fight against the number one killer in the world, you can give it a try, Peng Gelie's tenth generation candidate-Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Just when Bourne was ready to shoot Sawada Tsunayoshi's suicidal mind, the troublemaker appeared again.

bang bang bang...

The second floor was directly leveled and turned into a pile of debris and rubble. The remaining ashes from the flames swept over the three of them hot.

Osamu Dazai stood with his hands on his hips calmly, his windbreaker shaking, Saiki's face was indifferent, his clothes were spotless.On the contrary, Li Baoen's eyes darkened slightly, hiding the excess suspicion.

"Ha~ What is this, I came just in time."

Looking back, Huo Lingju's huge arm was standing on the current Shaman King - King Ma Cang Ye, no, good Ma Cang.

On the tip of the moon, the cool wind blows the white gauze window, the long red hair floats like silk, the wine red eyes hide joy and disgust for the presence of Kusuo Saiki.

Pentagram clenched his fists, subconsciously pushed his long hair to his right ear, revealing the earring Dazai gave him, and Asakura sat on Huoling's palm and looked straight down at Dazai's bandaged face.

"Oh, long time no see, Osamu Dazai, you look so weak..."

Of course, it's also possible that he deliberately looks weak, so that he can trick me into letting down my vigilance. Tsk, it's a little subtle.

Osamu Dazai glanced at his ruined room, lying exhausted on the chair that was still alive with one foot missing. He didn't answer any questions, but felt that the moonlight was a bit dazzling.

"Today, the world is crazy, and I seem to be going crazy."

Today's time passes extremely slowly, and it seems that I can't wait to break 1 minute and 60 seconds into 1000 seconds. It seems that my point of view is correct.

There are only three people when they come up, and they have to play off the rhythm.

Osamu Dazai covered his eyes, the calculation in his heart crackled, and the arc of his smile became more and more strange...

The author has something to say: inexplicably happy, hahaha self-entertaining article o(*≧▽≦)ツ~┴┴

☆、The third day of suicide

The open-air house, the burning flames flickering, and the ruins everywhere, you can imagine that it was fine 5 minutes ago.At least, Osamu Dazai believed.

Sitting back on the chair with a missing corner, Osamu Dazai hid his deep eyes with his right hand, and raised a strange smile.The white light of the moon leaked from his fingers, and the playfulness of seeing through everything disappeared again.

I'm really a trouble maker, whether it's the future Osamu Dazai or the current one.

Especially bad taste, how come I look like a devil in this regard.

In fact, the moment Saiki Kusuo hugged me, my senses were lost for a second.

In this second, the world has changed.I think, I have already guessed that the future Osamu Dazai is myself, how frantically glued the world together.

I would be surprised, for a very simple reason.

I have never said that my name is Dazai Osamu, but the unfamiliar Saiki Kusuo confirmed at a glance that he was Dazai Osamu, not Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Familiar with the Bishomori, in the cool evening breeze of the setting sun, in addition to the pollen smell of the cherry blossoms, there is also the smell of incense that cannot be ignored, just because many people visit the Bishomori Shrine in spring.

However, since the appearance of Saiki Kusuo, the smell of incense has been lost in this wind.After that, I bounced around again, looking for those traces, and sure enough, I found that some shops that existed in the morning disappeared at dusk.

The lovely Ms. Nana who went out in the morning, she always called me "Agang, Gang-kun" but she couldn't call me "Zhijiang". Of course, her age is not right, and the smoothness of the skin texture on the back of her hand is different from what she touched in the morning.

Also, I just jumped off the building at home this morning, and the white morning glory in the courtyard was stained red with nosebleeds.When I came back at night, there were no morning glory leaves in the courtyard, let alone morning glory.

super suspicious...

Saiki Kusuo, as well as the red-haired man who demolished his house and buildings in front of him, are very likely to be the consequences of his future self playing Dafa.

But the look in their eyes really made his heart ache, the future me actually owes a love debt to a man, it's actually a man's!

The future me actually attacked a man, it's scary!

If Kunimu's mother-san knew it, she would definitely make trouble again and beat me to death ~ Luanbu would definitely bless me, maybe...

╮(￣⊿￣)╭However, that also means that the future me is still alive, which is gratifying.

In other words, gluing the future world and the past world together, the future self is really super capricious.But I think it's super interesting, it can't be saved, it can't be saved...

Sa, let me see what big hole my future self dug for my present self?

Elegantly lifted the broken hair on his forehead, flames like supernatural powers were burning around the debris on the second floor, Osamu Dazai touched them nonchalantly, unfortunately those flames were not supernatural powers, but a kind of other power.

"Is it necessary to make such a big scene?" Osamu Dazai asked, but Asakura just smiled and said nothing.

You even dared to run away from my wedding, so what!

His long hair fluttered in the spring breeze, and the moonlight shone in Asakura's wine-red eyes. He calmly watched Dazai's every move, curled his lips, and stretched out his right hand. As expected, Dazai was easily caught by him in the next second. up.

"Sure enough, Saiki, I don't care what game you played with Osamu Dazai, I will take him back to hell to get married today."

23 days ago, Saiki Kusuo ran to hell and took away Osamu Dazai, causing Asakura to wait 7 years in quicksand, until today he caught Osamu Dazai.

Escaping marriage, heh, Shaman King's wedding is not something you can just let Osamu Dazai run away.

Very intimately approaching Osamu Dazai's cheek, Huo Lingshi's huge arm firmly grasped the bandage wasting device, Asakura's slender index finger picked up Osamu Dazai, and he smiled triumphantly and kissed it directly.

Osamu Dazai tilted his head and dodged it, "I'm sorry, my kisses are not dedicated to men~" Of course, Osamu Dazai narrowed his kite-colored eyes to look at his own reflection in the fiery red eyes.

There was no anger in Asakura's eyes, but indifference. He only saw the bandaged face of 14-year-old Osamu Dazai in his eyes.

A gust of wind blew by, and the bandages on Osamu Dazai's face loosened with the wind. Slowly, in the intimate distance where both of them felt their breathing, the bandages left Osamu Dazai's face, hanging on the treetops and swimming in the wind.

The immature Tsunayoshi Sawada, his face gradually enlarged in Asakura's pupils.

"You are Osamu Dazai from the past, no wonder you were easily caught by me." It seems that Osamu Dazai went to another world to hide again.

Asakura's shocked expression made Osamu Dazai applaud for his future self's bad taste once again.He was thinking about what his ultimate purpose would be in the future, and now it seemed that he had already foreseen part of it.

Unleashing the shackles of Huo Ling in a very magical way, Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue and mischievously lifted Asakura Ye Wang's ear pinna, and put his forehead against his forehead, making the opponent's breath stagnate.

Ah, my God, this man in front of me is serious about wanting to marry me!

What crime did my future self do! (_)

[Let go of Osamu Dazai, King Makura Ye, he is the Osamu Dazai of the past, you cannot take him to hell. 】

Saiki Kusuo and Dazai Osamu made a promise.As long as Saiki Kusuo escapes marriage with Dazai, Dazai will play a game with him.

If Saiki wins, then the prize may be his past self Dazai Osamu, of course it can also be the future Dazai Osamu, the condition is that he cannot smile in front of Dazai Osamu.

And the red-haired man in front of him (Ma Cang Ye Wang) should be an insider.Deliberately let Osamu Dazai escape from marriage, catch the future Osamu Dazai, and then let Kusuo Saiki give up and leave.

It can not only get rid of Saiki Kusuo, but also justifiably cheat the past self, change the future by the way, and give myself new possibilities.Wow, what a horrible mess my future self left behind.

In fact, to put it bluntly, I am diffracting a new world in the world five years later and the world five years ago.It may not be final for the future self to make Asakura give up the goal of chasing Osamu Dazai.

Click, and the trigger is engaged.

"Have you played enough?" Li Baoen asked the people present calmly, and Osamu Dazai remembered that the people in front of him, like himself, existed five years ago.

Oh……

Perhaps, this baby with a gun, his future self also counts.

Laughing and crying, my future self is going to play me to death!

Qi Mu with superpowers helped me escape from marriage→→competition→→elope→→I might have lied to him.

The red-haired man with the fire element is not a person with supernatural powers who came to catch me→→get married→→the past and the future world are merged with one point→→forced marriage in a mess.

The new psychological counselor→→holding a gun→→maybe the visitor is not kind→→what is the occupation of my future self?

Wow ⊙⊙!Wonderful, so wonderful, why do I have so many dramas in the future!

But don't underestimate me.I am Osamu Dazai, nothing can trouble me.

【Reverse - Disqualification in the World】

Fragments, the world shattered.Where it peeled off, there were no traces of Asakura Leaf King, including the shadow of Saiki Kusuo.

The house that was ruined just now was restored to its original state in an instant.It was as if nothing had happened just now, like a dream.

Li Baoen was silent, he suspected that the information he had read about Sawada Tsunayoshi was false.The Tsunayoshi Sawada in front of him is completely different from the suicide lovers in the data.

"ciao~s new Italian counselor~" Osamu Dazai looked at Li Baoen calmly like a normal person.

Dazai Osamu was clearly right in front of his eyes, but Li Baoen felt that the other party was standing far away looking down on him, obviously the other party was smiling, but that kind of helpless sense of disillusionment lingered all around.

Especially Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes seem to come from the abyss... Who can understand what this 14-year-old boy's world is like.

Osamu Dazai, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who the hell is he?

(Thank you, Osamu Dazai from other time and space, I accept your gift.)

Tomorrow, continue to commit suicide (><)!

———Ten years after the parallel time and space———

Osamu Dazai, the tenth generation of Pengelie, propped his face boredly, and greeted Saiki Kusuo and King Asakuraha with his right hand who had returned from the ten-year rocket launch.

Playing a game requires punishment and rewards, Osamu Dazai chuckled, and opened his suicide note to see what happened to him in parallel time and space.

"Is it fun, the old me?" Responsible for sticking the passage of time and space, creating a cohesion point of the virtual plane.Dazai Osamu put all his energy into these big projects, and went all out to deceive his own insight.

In the end, does Osamu Dazai believe that he will have a man in the future...

【He is as interesting as you. 】Saiki Kusuo - actor, performed very well.

"Compared to this, let's continue to play the game. This time, I must let you play the big adventure and dance the striptease!" Ma Cangye Wang [the king of the villain boss who is finely divided] calmly picked up the poker, and he is bound to win Pengo Lie Judaime Dazai Osamu's posture.

Saiki Kusuo chuckled.

If you want to win someone who is unambiguous in playing with the past, you should just dream.

"If King Ye loses, I will let you take a big risk to dance ballet (°°)" the words hit Makura King Ye's heart, and Dazai Osamu looked embarrassed.

Touching the initial version of Daiku Kai on his finger, Judaime Dazai Osamu fell into deep thought, staring at the changes in the content of the suicide note.

I don't know if my self in another time and space will choose to stay for King Asakang Ye and Saiki Kusuo if he accepts this great gift of himself (doing things)...

Wait and see, another me.

☆、The fourth day of suicide

The strongest secret of suicide is to find a beautiful woman to die in love! —————The first entry of the perfect suicide note.

Greeting this psychological counselor who revealed danger completely, Osamu Dazai lay casually on the tatami mat, waiting for Li Baoen to speak with a bored expression.

Saiki Kusuo, the red-haired man, in fact, their performances are really clumsy, compared to the awkward slug Gravity Man Nakahara, they can't hide it.

Is Osamu Dazai that stupid? It's just a cooperating act.Alas, it is worthwhile to get future information from them.

Although this damn gift from him in parallel time and space is useless, or maybe it's purely disruptive, he still intends to find out.

Do it tonight...

Black Beans stared straight at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was lying lazily on the tatami like a salted fish, and Li Baoen restored the weapon in his hand to the original green lizard.

"My name is Li Baoen, and I'm your psychological counselor." Li Baoen held the coffee beans tightly in the center of his fingers, and shot them towards Osamu Dazai's forehead at a very fast speed.

"Oh~boring" Osamu Dazai seemed to be rolling around on the tatami mat at random, and naturally avoided this little temptation.

A few coffee beans were buried deep in the tatami, but Osamu Dazai was fine.

Li Baoen drank black coffee leisurely, and understood that the aptitude of Tsunayoshi Sawada in front of him could throw waste materials and dance hundreds of Aegean coasts.

This kind of Sawada Tsunayoshi is not only smart, calm, and comparable in force to Xanxus, but also has all-perspective insight and absolute super-intuitive sense. It can be said to be an excellent mafia boss candidate.

"Since we are counselors, let's start psychological counseling?" The killer of part-time counselors?Wow, Ms. Nana is really powerful, such a person can bring home.

Lying on the cushion, with his right hand propping his right face, his slender fox-colored eyes gradually softened into brown pupils, Osamu Dazai half-opened his eyes and looked at the perfect suicide note clenched in his left hand.

"As you can see, I am a killer from Italy. I accept your father's commission and the training task of the ninth generation of Pengelie. I will train you to become the tenth generation of Pengelie. I'm sure you don't want to die." Squeezing The brim of the hat, Riboun replied firmly.

People who want to die have only despair in their eyes, but the young man in front of him does not.On the contrary, it is a strong desire for a reason to live.

In order to observe Sawada Tsunayoshi better, Li Baoen took advantage of Dazai Osamu and Hibari Kyoya running and playing in the sunset, and Li Baoen had almost remodeled Dazai Osamu's house.The projector behind him was created by the Vengley Mafia in Italy.

The perfect match of golden bullets and knives, the badge of the Vengley family is very cool, and it is much more upscale than the logo of the Port Mafia.So far, Osamu Dazai, a former cadre of the port mafia, particularly dislikes the black yo-yo suit he once wore, and has been wearing a brown cape.

Disinterested and feigning surprise, Osamu Dazai glanced at Riboun and turned a page of his suicide note.His casualness did not make Li Baoen angry, but who Li Baoen is, not being angry does not mean that he can act wildly.

Because Li Baoen is the number one killer in the world!

"You don't need to read the suicide manual anymore, I'll take you directly to Santuchuan for free!" As soon as the murderous look was revealed, Li Baoen directly shot and threatened Osamu Dazai, and the air between them became tense instantly.

Li Baoen knew that the 14-year-old boy in front of him understood these things very well, especially when he saw the direct danger of pink and red-haired men, Li Baoen judged that Sawada Tsunayoshi's thinking was far better than his understanding of the absolutes of the underworld.

"Yawn~ Well, before Ms. Nana asks us to eat, let's have a soul conversation." Not wanting to be an enemy of Li Baoen, and there is no need to continue to play dumb, Osamu Dazai lazily knelt in front of Li Baoen .

Putting aside his killing intent, Li Baoen also wanted to get to know Sawada Tsunayoshi again.Li Baoen thought that all the information provided by Iemitsu Sawada was rubbish. He felt that apart from the suicide of Tsunayoshi Ai Sawada, he needed to collect other information himself.

The tentative contest has begun.

"I have an apprentice, he is black-haired, he is a young man who likes to pretend." Calmly taking the black coffee given by Li Baoen, Dazai Osamu mentioned the completely boring Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, the apprentice appointed by the eldest sister to train him, when we first met, except for the super power of Rashomon, he was an indifferent and useless fighting idiot.

Li Baoen nodded, he thought of the black-haired Hibari Kyouya.Compared with Kyoya Hibari's strength, Sawada Tsunayoshi's strength is indeed superior to theirs.