After detonating the hot search

Not to mention Wen Nian and the others, even the senior VJs who have been in the industry for ten years and think they have seen all kinds of scenes don't consciously stiffen their hands while holding the cameras.

But they have been strictly trained, no matter how funny it is, they can't laugh, because the camera will shake, and this is useless.

next second.

"Brother Qian." Chu Xiangyang's voice sounded in the silent mountain forest, and also in the live broadcast room.

[Who is Brother Qian? 】

[It’s a senior VJ in Jiangcheng, it’s said that it’s only when the shooting difficulty is relatively high and the outdoor conditions are relatively difficult.

[Key points: high difficulty, difficult conditions]

Chu Xiangyang took a deep breath: "Stop laughing."

"The camera shook my shoulder."

Everyone: "..."

Li Siyuan patted Xu Yixin: "Why are you standing there?"

Xu Yixin: "Huh?"

"Ah what? If you don't explain it, the entry 'criminal' will become a hot search."

Only then did Xu Yixin react.

Almost sent brother Han to the rule of law channel.

"No, uncle, you misunderstood, he didn't come here to break the law... Bah, he didn't break the law, we came to record the show, here," Xu Yixin stretched out his hand and pointed back, "It was recorded in that wooden house over there, you know Is it? The person in the photo is also here to record the show, and they may not be able to find the way, so we will come and look for it.”

"Oh, the one who took the video, right?" The villager just remembered that there was such a thing, and smiled for the first time today, "I said, this baby is handsome, looks good, and doesn't look like Bad guy."

【"I cooperate"】

【"Not Like a Bad Guy"】

[Uncle, won't your conscience hurt when you say this?I just saw it. When you put down the photo, you held the hoe in your backhand, as if if Shen Hanhan appeared behind you at that time, you could swing the hoe over. 】

"Uncle," Xia Nan reminded, "Actually, bad guys don't write the word "bad guy" on their faces. There are also many bad guys with good faces. If you meet any suspicious people in the mountains, you still have to protect yourself. Call the police for help."

The villagers held the hoe again: "So this is still a bad guy in the photo?"

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Xu Yixin: "...This is a good man."

The scene was suffocating for a while.

Until Wen Nian's phone rang.

Seeing the caller ID, Wen Nian heaved a sigh of relief and pressed to answer.

Before he could speak, Shen Han's voice rang from the other end of the phone: "Where have you been every year?"

"Where are you?" Wen Nian asked.

"The cabin."

"I just went in the wrong direction. I thought it would be the last one, but I didn't expect it to be the first one." I was quite happy to hear it.

Wen Nian: "."

... Where does self-confidence come from.

Shen Han still didn't know that he had been "broken by the law" in the past ten minutes, so he continued: "Are you coming soon? I'll pick you up..."

"Need not."

Before Shen Han finished speaking, he was immediately interrupted.

"Stay where you are, don't move."

Wen Nian spoke and hung up the phone.

The busy tone of the mobile phone and the whistling wind came from my ears.

Listening to this familiar and cold "no need", Shen Han felt inexplicably back to the beginning of Er Xia's recording.

He touched his nose, pondered for a long time, and sent two WeChat messages to Mr. Shen.

[Shen Han: Brother. 】

[Shen Han: Sister-in-law is so fierce. 】

1 minute later.

[Shen Huaijing: Who are you suing. 】

【Shen Han withdrew a message】

【Shen Han withdrew a message】

·

When Wen Nian and the others came back, Shen Han had already learned from the staff guarding the wooden house why he arrived "the first".

"You can't blame me either." Shen Han said.

"If you want to blame it, blame the map, it's too abstract."

When all the people arrived, their minds settled down, and everyone was free to look at the wooden house in the forest.

It is said to be a wooden house, but it is actually more like a courtyard, surrounded by a fence with a sense of design, and the wooden house stands in the center.

The wooden house has three floors. There are two staircases on the north and east sides, which are connected to two doors respectively.

Director Wu has turned on all the internal and external lights, imitating the color of the fire, the fireplace is burning, and there is the sound of burning charcoal, and occasionally there will be one or two light bangs as the temperature rises.

As soon as you enter the door, you will find a semi-curved reclining chair covered with two-finger-thick blankets. The aroma of freshly brewed coffee fills the room. Coupled with the brisk piano music on the bluetooth speakers, just looking at it makes people unconsciously lazy. down.

Everything is just right, except for a little cold.

This wooden house... seems to be a little drafty.

"How is the arrangement?" Director Wu was impatient to show the results.

"It's okay." Xia Nan replied.

"It's just okay if it's like this? The requirements are so high?" The executive assistant director laughed directly, "Last time you said that living in a tent is not cozy, but this time it is so cozy."

"...Warm?" Yu Hang said softly.

[It's very warm, snow is falling outside, the fireplace is burning inside, the sound of wind and carbon fire, it's the love house in my dream, no doubt]

【Social Horror Paradise】

[Can the set be kept after the filming of the show?urgent!I want to go too! 】

Xu Yixin lay on the rocking chair: "I like it."

Yu Hang: "Really."

He was silent for a moment, stepped forward, and turned off the Bluetooth.

As soon as the brisk piano music stopped, the room fell silent.

Xu Yixin: "?"

Yu Hang didn't speak, turned on the phone and played the music again.

When the bgm of "Silent Hill" sounded, everyone: "..."

Yu Hang: "Is it still warm?"

【………】

【On the importance of bgm】

[Fuck, I got goosebumps all of a sudden]

【Obviously nothing has changed, but everything seems to have changed】

[Another angle, a blizzard, a group of people, and a closed wooden house isolated from the world, isn't this the most classic "Blizzard Villa" model in reasoning film and television works? ? ? 】

[The one in the dream house in front, you can take a look again now]

Shen Han turned his head, and through the dead trees, he could vaguely overlook the big black jeep parked on the mountain road.

"Is that car usable?" Shen Han asked.

Wen Nian followed his gaze: "Yes."

Unlike the program group who drove away the fishing boat before, for fear that they would flee by boat, it is said that this time the jeep will stay here.

Wu Guang noticed Shen Han's movement and said, "It can be used, if you want to use it, you can use it."

Shen Han: "Is it okay to go down the mountain?"

Director Wu: "Yes."

"It's just that the mountain road here is a little difficult to drive."

"As long as you dare, you can go down the mountain at any time."

Everyone: "..."

[As long as you dare, Director Wu, you are so crazy, continue to be so crazy, and hit a big wall for you]

[Mountain roads are difficult to open with billions of points]

[Combined with the context, analyze the purpose of this car being arranged here by the program (5 points)]

[Answer: The mirage effect has the effect of being invisible and tormenting their minds. It echoes the villa above and expresses the crazy psychology of the program group "just wait for me". 】

"Director Wu, that's what you said. Congratulations, you hit the iron board." Xu Yixin stood up confidently from the reclining chair.

"We have a jeep king here, he can drive any mountain road."

[My favorite face-slapping clip is here! 】

[Damn, you are so crazy, new brother, continue to be so crazy, and hit a big wall for you]

[Hahahaha laughed to death Director Wu frowned, he was nervous! ! 】

Wu Guang really didn't expect this, and exchanged a glance with the executive director.

Even the experienced drivers in their group would not dare to drive this mountain road, and the specially hired ones, how dare anyone among them dare to drive?

"Okay, if you dare to drive this mountain road, we will admit it." Director Wu said.

A question flashed through everyone's minds in Erxia: Jeep King?who?

The next second, Xu Yixin patted Xia Nan.

Everyone: "..."

Xia Nan: "...?"

Director Wu looked at Xia Nan suspiciously: "King Jeep?"

Xia Nan: "To be honest, I also found out the first day."

After finishing speaking, Xia Nan turned his head and politely said to the radio: "Teacher, please turn off the radio."

Radio operator: "?"

Xia Nan continued to smile: "Or turn on the jammer."

When I first said to turn off the radio, the radio engineer didn't quite understand Xia Nan's intentions, but when he heard the jammer, he was enlightened.

Because the jammer has only one function-in some specific environments, some specific sensitive words are triggered, and for the sake of harmony, they will be blocked.

The radio operator's alarm bells rang out: "Wait! The jammer hasn't been turned on yet, don't speak up, I..."

A look up.

Shanan has been suppressed.

His mouth was covered by Wen Nian, his left hand was pulled by Li Siyuan, and his right hand was held down by Yu Hang. Chu Xiangyang said in a smooth manner, "Brother Nan, forget it, there are still many flowers from the motherland watching the show, I can't listen to these things." sweet Nothing."

The live broadcast room was blinded by this smooth and fluid suppression technique, and finally broke out in Chu Xiangyang's "sweet talk".

When he let go again, Brother Nan had lost his temper, accepted the title of "Jeep King" calmly, and even faced Xu Yixin calmly.

As a result, the following dialogue was heard in the live broadcast room.

"You can do it."

"I can not."

"How do you know you can't do it if you don't try?"

"Try and die."

"A man can't say he can't do it."

"A man can sometimes do it and sometimes he can't."

[Sooner or later, my mother will die laughing in this live broadcast room]

[Are there no creative bottlenecks in this group of people? 】

[Men can do it sometimes and sometimes they can’t hahaha Nange, you’re sick]

"Don't do it, come and take a look, there is actually a rockery fish pond here, and there are fish in it." Yu Hang's voice came from the northwest corner outside the wooden house.

"It's the ingredients prepared by the program team." A group of people in the house turned and walked to the backyard.

Yu Hang: "Probably not."

Xu Yixin: "What do you mean should not be?"

Yu Hang: "It's an ornamental fish."

"Koi."

Wen Nian's footsteps stopped suddenly.

"It's not for you to eat!" Wu Guang shouted behind him, "The owner of the villa is here temporarily, so be careful!"

In this mountain forest where you can't even hear the birdsong, a pool of koi suddenly appeared, which made people feel inexplicably good.

Especially after seeing Wen Nian and thinking of his profile picture.

"I just took a look, and they are all three-color koi, and there is no one that looks like that every year." Yu Hang said.

"These are all adults, and the one on his head is the size of a ping-pong ball."

[Is Niannian's profile picture a chubby koi? ? ?Damn, so cute! 】

【After all, there are fish every year】

【Search the head portrait of chubby koi carp on the spot】

"The temperature in this mountain is so low, these fish will not be frozen, right? They have all sunk to the bottom, and they are still motionless." Xu Yixin said.

"The temperature is okay, and the water level is quite high," Wen Nian said.

"Koi carp are cold-water fish, and usually live at the bottom in winter. Temporary insulation boards and windshields are installed on the walls of the pool, so the impact will not be too great."

Wen Nian leaned over and took a look: "The water quality is also quite stable. Although the temperature in this mountain is low, the temperature does not change much, and there are not many rainy days. On the basis of stable water quality, it is not easy to get sick if you simply disinfect it every 20 days. .”

Everyone at the scene: "..."

Studio:"……"

Especially Xu Yixin, who looked at Wen Nian with a question mark on his face.

He just asked casually.

What insulation board?Which is the insulation board?

Get ill?Who is sick?

How do you tell if the water quality is stable or unstable?

What does the unstable water quality have to do with rainy days?

Xu Yixin stiffly asked the second question: "...the program team said that the owner of the wooden house came up once every ten days, so what do these koi eat?"

Wen Nian didn't notice the looks from Xu Yixin and the whole program team, and said to himself: "If the temperature is below 10 degrees, we can basically stop feeding. Just keep the water temperature stable. As long as the water doesn't freeze, there won't be any water problems." Too big a problem."

"...What if it freezes?"

"When it freezes, do some warming measures. Depending on the space of the pool, you can drop a few centimeters of moisture if appropriate, and make an air insulation layer."

Everyone: "..."

[Are you sure this is the signboard of the Finance Department, not the Koi Breeding Department? ? ? 】

[@江城大学, has your school newly created a koi breeding department?Double major every year? 】

Just when the barrage changed from "Wen Nian minored in koi breeding" to "Wen Nian is a chubby koi", a voice suddenly broke into the live broadcast room.

Shen Han's voice was unprecedentedly calm.

"Niannian, I'll take you to see my grandpa."

"He must really like you."

Everyone: "?????????"

The author has something to say:

"We've been trained not to laugh, no matter how funny it is" from the movie "The Mermaid"