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"Shen Yuze, it turns out that acknowledging our relationship with others is not as difficult as I imagined."

The crowd was bustling, and they stood in the crowd, smiling at each other.The boy's smile was shy and proud, like a kindergarten baby who learned to tie his shoelaces for the first time, waiting for his parents' praise.

However, Shen Yuze didn't just want to praise him - he wanted to kiss him, right now, right here, under the dim lights, amidst the turbulent crowd.

He hugged Lu Ping's waist, and lowered his head to find the boy's lips.Lu Ping was taken aback by him, and almost spilled the half-drunk milk fermented glutinous rice in his hand.

Lu Ping panicked: "Wait a minute, what are you going to do?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Shen Yuze said, "I want to kiss you."

"This place is full of people!"

"What's the relationship?" Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows, "You said just now that it's not difficult to admit our relationship with others."

"You're... You're pushing an inch!" Lu Ping firmly rejected him, "I'm not a kissing fish, so I don't want to show affection in public."

After all, Lu Ping is thin-skinned, and he has exhausted his courage to muster up the courage to come out to a strange girl. If he goes one step further, kissing and hugging his boyfriend in public, it is too much for him to bear.

Shen Yuze's face was full of unhappiness, so he could only take a step back and say, "Then it's okay to hold hands, right?"

Just as Lu Ping wanted to refuse, Shen Yuze had already caught up with him with the next sentence: "Holding hands and kissing, you must choose one."

"..." Lu Ping had no choice but to bite the bullet and board the pirate ship, and handed over his hand.

Shen Yuze took his hand, not allowing him to hesitate.

They walked slowly along the main road of the night market.The two big boys held hands in this crowded night market, which indeed attracted some sideways glances. Whenever similar gazes came over, Shen Yuze would look back coldly, and those peeping gazes would turn involuntarily. open.Gradually, no one would stare at them blatantly, and they blended into the crowd just like so many ordinary couples on this street.

Holding hands, they left the noisy night market and returned to the hotel across the road.

When he walked into the brightly lit hotel lobby, Shen Yuze was ready for Lu Ping to withdraw his hand. Unexpectedly, Lu Ping grabbed his fingers with greater strength, raised his head and chest, and walked firmly from the hotel reception desk. Passed by, and even shook his hands back and forth rhythmically.

The lady at the front desk nodded to them and said hello: "Good evening, welcome back."

"Well, good evening." Without squinting, Lu Ping dragged Shen Yuze into the elevator room.

As soon as the elevator doors closed, Lu Ping let go of Shen Yuze's hand in an instant, and pressed his whole body against the mirror, clutching his chest, with an appearance of rapid heartbeat.It was as if he didn't walk into the hotel with Shen Yuze holding hands just now, but just went through some kind of sword and fire holding hands.

Shen Yuze thinks his mediocrity is really interesting, say he is timid, but dare to come out in front of strangers; say he is brave, his face turns red when he is looked at by the receptionist.

It's so contradictory and cute.

The two returned to the room. They had been traveling for a day today and traveled thousands of miles. Lu Ping was actually tired long ago. It was only because of the freshness of coming to a strange city that he kept going until now.

As soon as he entered the room, as soon as Lu Ping saw the big soft bed, he felt extremely sore all over, and wanted to lie on it and have a good sleep.

He yawned a lot and asked, "Do you take a shower first or should I take a shower first?"

Shen Yuze didn't speak, and those beautiful eyes looked at him with a half-smile.

Lu Ping hadn't reacted yet: "?"

Shen Yuze cast his eyes in the direction of the bathroom, and said pointedly: "I think the bathtub is quite big."

Lu Ping: "!!!"

In an instant, Lu Ping's drowsiness flew away. Subconsciously, he put his hands on his chest and blurted out: "Guest officer, please respect yourself!"

Shen Yuze took a step forward, raised his hand against the wall behind Lu Ping, lowered his body, and asked, "Then what if I don't respect myself?"

Lu Ping: "..."

This conversation was exactly the conversation they had with the dog at the night market just now, and it was said on this occasion, full of flirtatious meaning.

Lu Ping had a vague expectation in his heart that when they traveled alone this time, maybe, probably, maybe, there was a probability... some "things" that would happen to adults would happen.

To say that Lu Ping didn't look forward to it at all is absolutely nonsense.Since it is a love from the heart, how could it be possible not to go further with the other party?The teenagers are at the most energetic age, sometimes a kiss, a holding hand, or even a look at each other is enough to arouse their desire. Lu Ping has already had the experience of getting up several times in the morning to wash his underwear secretly.

After confirming the relationship with Shen Yuze, Lu Pingyou checked the relevant information on the Internet, and even found a few movies as "references". Every time, he would press the fast-forward button, watch them blushing and heartbeating, and then quickly delete the corpses and traces.

Lu Ping thought he was ready, but when Shen Yuze really showed his sense of attack, Lu Ping's first thought was to run away!

He was like a little mouse being stared at by a predator, the hairs on the back of his neck were about to stand up.

Lu Ping had never been so dexterous—he unexpectedly squatted down and slipped under Shen Yuze's arm.

Shen Yuze was stunned by his sudden movement, and while Shen Yuze was in a daze for a second, Lu Ping slid into the bathroom with a bang.The corner of the boy's clothes slipped across Shen Yuze's palm, and Shen Yuze had no time to react, leaving him with only the closed bathroom door and the sound of the door closing and locking.

Shen Yuze: "..."

In the bathroom, Lu Ping said loudly: "Oh, I'm so tired, I'll take a shower first!"

After speaking, he turned on the shower head in the bathroom ahead of time, so that the sound of splashing water could cover his heartbeat.

Outside the door, Shen Yuze looked helplessly at the closed bathroom door, not knowing whether to be angry or laugh.

...Forget it, anyway, this graduation trip lasts for several days, and I just landed today, so I'm not in a hurry, so I'll let Lu Ping go today and let him have a good rest.

Lu Ping dawdled in the bathroom for a while, then wiped the changed underwear and hung them in the bathroom.He came out of the shower with wet hair that never dries.The bath products provided by the hotel had an elegant aroma of orange blossom, which made Lu Ping smell like his favorite tangerine.

His pajamas are shorts and short sleeves, and the pants are old-fashioned trousers bought at the market. They are very cool. The top is a loosely washed white T-shirt. Shen Yuze asked him to get rid of it, but Lu Ping said that such a T-shirt is very comfortable to wear as pajamas. Comfortable, wide and wide, it can fight for another 300 years.The only problem was that with a slight movement, the wide neckline would slide down from the shoulders, revealing the collarbone and a large area of ​​skin. He didn't even notice it, and he didn't even bother to lift the collar.

Seeing him coming out of the bathroom, Shen Yuze's eyes lingered on his bare shoulders for a while, and then moved away without a trace.

"I'm going to take a shower." Shen Yuze passed him by with a towel and pajamas.

The bathroom door was gently closed, Lu Ping made a face at his back, and fell headlong into the soft bed.

Shen Yuze thought that as long as he hid in the bathroom, he wouldn't have to think about it, but when he just entered the bathroom, the smell of sweet body wash mixed with the water vapor hit him head-on, and the smell was exactly the same as Lu Ping's.The most terrible thing was that a pair of pure white briefs was hanging on the bar of the shower curtain, making it impossible for Shen Yuze to ignore it.

The narrow cloth was held up by the hanger, and Shen Yuze could even imagine how it was softly and docilely wrapped around its owner, outlining the rounded lines of the boy's tunnel.

The boy's gaze fell on the narrow white cloth, and he reached out to take it off before reason could stop him.

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The sound of dripping water in the bathroom finally stopped.

When Shen Yuze walked out of the bathroom, his expression was the same as usual.He thought that Lu Ping had already fallen asleep, but he didn't expect Lu Ping to curl up in bed and play games.

Lu Ping yelled: "Hurry up, come on, brothers, there is an ambush on the second floor of the house, be careful!"

Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of gunshots, and it took a while to quiet down.

Lu Ping has always been concentrating on playing games, and he didn't look up from the game until Shen Yuze walked to the other side of the bed.

Shen Yuze asked: "Didn't you say you were sleepy just now? Why are you still playing games?"

Lu Ping shrunk his neck guiltily like a child caught by his parents, and whispered, "It's not that I want to play, it's that they lack one of three, and insist on sending me a team invitation..."

Before he finished speaking, the voice of his channel teammates rang on his mobile phone.

"It's nothing special, don't blame me. If you don't take the initiative to go online, can you see our team invitation?" The voice was very familiar, and it came from teammate No. [-].

"The one who spoke just now was an 'ordinary rich man', right? Are you two together?" Teammate No. [-], who is a university teacher, said.

Teammate No. [-]: "Well, they are indeed 'together'."

Lu Ping: "Cough cough cough cough!"

Teammates No. [-], [-], and [-] have now become Lu Ping's regular cars. As long as they have time, they will go online together to form a team.Shen Yuze moved closer to Lu Ping, and greeted the three of them into the phone microphone.

Teammate No. [-] gossips: "I heard nothing unusual, did you go out to play?"

Shen Yuze: "Well, anyway, I don't have anything to do after the exam, so I'll go on a graduation trip."

Teammate No. [-] complained precisely: "I think it's a honeymoon trip."

Lu Ping: "Cough cough cough cough!"

Teammate No. [-] asked teasingly: "It's nothing special, why do you keep coughing?"

Lu Ping gritted his teeth: "The north is too dry, my throat is uncomfortable, can't I?"

He wasn't trying to make excuses. The air in Dunhuang was indeed too dry. Not long after he took a bath, he felt itchy all over his body. When he took a closer look, there was actually a layer of skin on his arm!The air in Jiaojiang is humid, and he hasn't even had skin peeling on his lips a few times. He didn't expect that his body would become dry to the point of peeling just after taking a shower here.

Seeing that Lu Ping said he had a sore throat, Shen Yuze got out of bed and poured him a glass of water.

After they finished this game, teammate No. [-] cried and sighed: "Tomorrow is eight in the morning, I can't drive the night train with the children, I will get off first."

Teammate No. [-]: "I used to think that Zaoba was here to torture students, but now I realize that it is also torturing teachers."

Teammate No. 45 beat his chest and stomped his feet: "When I was studying, every eight in the morning, I wished I could get up at 06:30, leave the dormitory at 07:30, sneak to the cafeteria to buy bread before class, and eat breakfast secretly in class. Now I When I teach, I have to get up at 1:[-], get ready for the classroom at [-]:[-], and the head of the department will talk to me when I am one minute late, and I have to rely on coffee to continue my life every day.”

Teammate No. [-]: "It's miserable."

Teammate No. [-]: "Miserable."

Lu Ping: "Uh, but class starts at eight o'clock, isn't it normal to get up at 06:30?"

Teammate No. [-] Youyou said: "It's normal for high school students, but it's murderous for adults."

Hearing that, Lu Ping felt sorry for him.

After teammate No. [-] got off the car, Shen Yuze naturally filled the vacant seat.Shen Yuze followed the way of playing games before, staying close to Lu Ping the whole time, quietly being Lu Ping's exclusive mobile warehouse, and occasionally helping Lu Ping replenish his guns. The two cooperated tacitly and played very happily.

Even though they are on the same team, they are forced to admire the No. [-] & No. [-] teammates who abused the dog up close: "..."

Teammate No. [-]: "I'm serious, can you take care of the single dog, don't just play along here? We are your teammates anyway, not passers-by! You two fired the flash-light bomb, and when the enemy was killed Before flashing to death, we must be flashed to death."

Teammate No. [-] was booing again: "Don't play games in the middle of the night, why don't you two go to the hotel quickly."

"Don't bother you," Shen Yuze said with a smile, while cleanly solving an ambushing enemy, "We are in the hotel now."

Teammate No. [-]: "..."

Teammate No. [-]: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

After two rounds of skydiving games, it was late at night.After Shen Yuze said goodbye to his teammates, he forced Lu Ping to log off the line and asked him to close his eyes and go to sleep immediately.

Lu Ping tossed and turned the pancakes on the bed, he was like a baby, the more sleepy he was, the more he couldn't sleep.Especially since he changed to another city today, his body was exhausted, but his spirit was extremely excited.

Shen Yuze was lying on the bed peacefully, and Lu Ping was tossing and turning beside him, and he couldn't rest well.

Shen Yuze propped his head on one hand, looked at Lu Ping, and said in a low voice, "If you don't want to sleep, why don't you do some exercise before going to bed?"

Lu Ping sat up in fright: "I, I, I, I will go to the bathroom!"

The frightened little mouse ran into the bathroom, only to rush out in panic within half a minute.

"Shen Yuze! Something big happened!" Lu Ping held Shen Yuze's hand tightly with a look of shock on his worldview.

Shen Yuze thought something big had happened: "What's wrong?"

"My panties..."

"What happened to your underwear?" Shen Yuze remained calm, but secretly nervous, worried that Pingping would find out what he had just done in the bathroom.

"—My underwear is dry!!" Lu Ping jumped up and down, "It's been less than two hours since you walked out of the bathroom! The underwear is dry!!!"

Shen Yuze: "..."

His originally high-hanging heart fell back in an instant.

In order not to let Lu Ping notice, Shen Yuze washed Lu Ping's underwear again and hung it up again.He originally thought that Lu Ping had discovered the problem, but he didn't expect that what Lu Ping was amazed at was the fact that his underwear had done it.

"..." He didn't know whether to laugh or to worry, why was his mediocrity always so silly? "So? Is there anything strange about dry panties?"

"Of course it's strange!" Lu Ping said, "It's not like you haven't seen the rainy season in our place. Washing a pair of underwear can't be done for a week, but here it takes more than an hour!"

"This is a desert and it's summer, so the climate is of course dry." Shen Yuze pulled Lu Ping back to the bed and wrapped him up with a thin quilt. "Isn't it normal for pure cotton fabrics to dry in an hour or two?"

"But……"

"Okay, don't worry about what you have and what you don't have." Shen Yuze deliberately frightened him, "Go to sleep well-or do you want me to check the underwear you are wearing now?"

Lu Ping immediately fell silent, obediently put his hands and feet into the thin quilt, and wrapped himself tightly.

Seeing Lu Ping's cute appearance, Shen Yuze couldn't help lowering his head, and kissed him lightly on the lips.

"Good night." Shen Yuze looked at his good baby and whispered, "Have a good dream."

"Good night. I wish you a sweet dream too." Lu Ping held the edge of the thin quilt with both hands, and slowly slid down until most of his face was hidden in the quilt, leaving only a pair of round eyes watching slyly. Shen Yuze, "Remember to have me in your dreams."

Lu Ping had a long and wonderful dream.

He dreamed that he and Shen Yuze traveled thousands of miles to Dunhuang, the plane descended from the clouds, and the desert appeared in front of him. Excitedly, he held Shen Yuze's hand and motioned him to look out the window.

Shen Yuze took out a backpack with a serious face, handed it to Lu Ping, and urged him: "Put it on quickly."

Lu Ping: "...What is this?"

"This is a parachute," Shen Yuze said seriously, "It's already above the target, we're going to jump."

Shen Yuze's expression was too solemn, Lu Ping obviously had a lot of doubts but couldn't say it out, so he could only carry the parachute on his back in a daze, and stood beside Shen Yuze.

Before jumping off the cabin, Lu Ping finally remembered his luggage: "Then what about our luggage?"

"It's okay," Shen Yuze replied, "I put it all in the warehouse."

Before Lu Ping could ask clearly, Shen Yuze had already jumped out of the cabin first. Before jumping out, he did not forget to shout: "Pingping, press B to skydive!!"

Lu Ping jumped down dizzily in the hunting wind. He couldn't find where the B button was, and felt all over his body. Finally, he opened the parachute before the crash, avoiding the situation of falling into a box.

He and Shen Yuze were lucky to land at the airport.

It's just that there are no live taxis outside the airport, but camels with heads held high.Each camel is equipped with a "driver" (?) who leads the rope. Seeing them getting off the car, the driver immediately came to attract customers, shouting: "Regular rental, play the meter!"

Everything is absurd and logical.

Lu Ping climbed onto the camel in embarrassment, and asked Shen Yuze if he was going to the hotel now.

Shen Yuze sat on the other camel and shook his head: "Go and eat something first, look, you are drooling from hunger."

Lu Ping subconsciously reached out to touch the corner of his mouth, and as expected, there was a large wet area on his hand.But the strange thing is that the drool didn't flow from the corner of his mouth, but... from his nose?

Could it be that it's not saliva, but his snot?

Lu Ping was shy and embarrassed, desperately opened his eyes wide, trying to see clearly what the liquid on his hands was.

He looked and looked hard... and suddenly found that his hands were full of bright red!

"—Ah!!" Lu Ping woke up from his sleep in an instant, and struggled to sit up from the bed.

He wiped his nose with the back of his hand, and looked down - he saw blood dripping all over the back of his hand!

Lu Ping was taken aback, his sluggish brain couldn't react to what happened.Shen Yuze was woken up by him, and he glanced at him in a half-dream, half-awake, and after seeing his current situation clearly, he also woke up instantly.

"Pingping, you have a nosebleed!"

"……what?"

"You have a nosebleed." Shen Yuze hurriedly got up and got out of bed, "Go and wash it, the air is probably too dry and you are not used to it."

Lu Ping was taken out of bed by Shen Yuze in a daze, and came to the mirror cabinet in the bathroom.

In the mirror, he saw nosebleeds all over Lu Ping's cheeks and around his mouth. He moved his tongue and could taste a faint smell of rust in his mouth.

Lu Ping has always been in good health. He couldn't even remember the last time he had a nosebleed. He was shocked when he saw himself in the mirror, and hurriedly bent over to wash his face.

After washing my face with cold water, the nosebleed still didn't stop, but it was less than before.Lu Ping could only roll up two balls of tissues and stuff them into his nose to stop the bleeding.

This image, don't mention how ugly it is.

Shen Yuze helped him back to the bedroom, he couldn't sleep on the bed, Lu Ping's nosebleeds were all on the pillow, and he would definitely call the staff to help change the bedding in a while.Shen Yuze let him lean on the sofa temporarily, comforted him and asked him to close his eyes and rest for a while, and rest for a while.

It is more than seven o'clock in the morning, the sky is already bright, the sunset here is late, the sunrise is also late, and there are no pedestrians.

Under such circumstances, how could Lu Ping rest quietly?With a ball of tissue stuck in his nose, he was leaning on the sofa, his whole body was listless.

Lu Ping said with a bitter face, "Why has no one ever told me that the north is actually so dry?"

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Shen Yuze wanted to laugh, but had to hold back.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, there are signs of everything: when Lu Ping got off the plane, he felt that the air here was very dry, he was always thirsty, and couldn’t remember how many glasses of water he drank; The skin is peeling, but he is a boy, and he didn't wear moisturizer; and his underwear dried in an hour...

Shen Yuze has never experienced this kind of situation. He has long been accustomed to the dryness in the north, and he really can't feel the feeling of being dry until his nose bleeds.He comforted him: "I'll ask the front desk later if there is a humidifier to add some humidity to the room. I don't know if there is a moisturizing spray that can be sprayed in the nose. Nosebleeds always hurt the mucous membrane too much."

Lu Ping nodded aggrievedly, and could only do so.

He was looking up in a daze when his cell phone rang.

He asked Shen Yuze to hand him the phone, and when he picked it up, he found that it was Chen Miaomiao who was looking for him.

@mini奇妙屋: Pingzi~ Are you busy this weekend?I want to go back to Jiaojiang, you just finished the college entrance examination, come out to get together~

Chen Miaomiao stayed in the first grade because she transferred to an international school last year, and now she is only in her second year of high school.She spends most of her time studying in the provincial capital, and she can only meet in a hurry when she comes back to work.She loves to be lively, and every time she goes back to Jiaojiang, she calls for friends, so the friendship between her and Lu Ping has never faded.

Lu Ping raised his head, raised his mobile phone to his eyes, and typed.

@平平无奇: Sao Rui, I forgot to tell you, I am not in Jiaojiang now.

@平平无奇: I'm out on a graduation trip.

@mini Miao Miao House:! ! ! !

@minimiaomiaowu: Damn, I'm so envious!Is this the self-release after the college entrance examination? !

@mini奇妙屋: Where did you and Shen Yuze go to play?

Lu Ping glanced at Shen Yuze who was sitting at the other end of the sofa.

Shen Yuze: "What's wrong? Who is looking for you?"

"It's Chen Miaomiao." Lu Ping muttered, "She wanted to ask me to meet, and I said I was traveling outside, so she asked me where I went with you. It's so strange, how did she know that I was hanging out with you? Yes?"

"..." Shen Yuze suppressed a smile, "Yeah, it's so strange, how did she know?"

@平平无奇: We have come to Dunhuang.

@mini Miao Miao House:! ! ! !

@minimiaomiaowu: You actually ran so far!

@mini奇妙屋: I checked just now, and it is [-] kilometers from Jiaojiang to Dunhuang.

@mini奇妙屋: This distance is enough for me to go to Thailand once or Korea three times!

As expected of Chen Miaomiao, she always subtly incorporates the Versailles incident into the conversation.

@平平无奇: Yes, you can see the desert and the grottoes~

@minimiaomiaowu: How is it? Is it fun?If it's fun, I'll ask my mother to take me there next time.

@平平无奇: Just arrived yesterday, haven't started playing yet.

@平平无奇: I went to the night market at night, it was quite interesting, and the customs and customs were different from ours.

@平平无奇: It’s just that I was too tired to fly, and I fell asleep when I got back to the hotel last night.

He rubbed his nose while chatting with her.Feeling that there was no such uncomfortable feeling in his nose, he carefully removed the tissue in his nose.

Sure enough, the bleeding had stopped.

The paper towel was stained with blood, and the cleanliness Shen Yuze took it from him naturally, got up to throw it away.

Shen Yuze told him: "Eat more fruits and vegetables today. If you have a nosebleed again tonight, I will go to the pharmacy and ask if there is any medicine that can be applied to the nose."

Lu Ping replied humbly, while distractedly chatting with Chen Miaomiao.

@mini奇妙屋: Indeed, taking a long-distance flight is exhausting.

@mini奇妙屋: Why did you get up so early today?It's only past seven o'clock.

Chen Miaomiao was a little strange. After the college entrance examination, shouldn't she let herself go and sleep until she wakes up naturally every day?

@平平无奇: No way, I was woken up by gan in the morning.

@minimiaomiaowu: ……………

@平平无奇: I was still dreaming, and suddenly felt a pain from doing it, and when I woke up, I found that I was bleeding.

@minimiaomiaowu: ……………

@平平无奇: It's all on the bed sheet.

Chen Miaomiao was strangely silent for a long time.

Then carefully typed three words and two punctuation marks.

@mini奇妙屋: Shen Yuze...?

@平平无奇: He said that he would go to the pharmacy and ask me if there is any spray that can be sprayed inside to increase the humidity.Otherwise, the total bleeding will hurt the mucous membrane too much.

@平平无奇: If you bleed again tonight, you can only apply medicine.

This time, Chen Miaomiao was silent for a longer time.

@平平无奇: Why don't you speak?

@mini奇妙屋: Well, I'm thinking about life.

@平平无奇：?

@平平无奇: Why does my bloody nose make you think about life.

@mini奇妙屋: ...Wait, nosebleed? ! !

@平平无奇: That’s right, it’s too dry here, it made my nose bleed, and when I wipe my nose in the morning, my hands are covered with blood.

@平平无奇: If you want to come to play, you must pay attention to moisturizing! !

@平平无奇: Just now Shen Yuze laughed at me for a long time.

Silence is synonymous with Chen Miaomiao this morning.

Lu Ping couldn't figure out why this girl, who was always talkative and dense, became so quiet today.

He showed Shen Yuze the chat records, and asked him: "Chen Miaomiao is so strange today, why did she disappear halfway through the conversation with me?"

Shen Yuze quickly scanned the chat records of the two of them, and fell into a long silence just like Chen Miaomiao.

After a while, Shen Yuze said: "...I think she might think that this is not something she can listen to for free."

Lu Ping: "?"