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The teammate talked about opening a room for a while, and when the two parties heard it, they subconsciously looked at each other, then hurriedly turned their eyes away, and neither of them spoke.

For a moment, the atmosphere fell into an ambiguous silence.

——Shen Yuze and Lu Ping have confirmed their relationship for more than a year, and up to now they have only kissed and hugged each other, and have never done anything below the neck.

There is no way, the life in the third year of high school is almost the same as that of an ascetic. Every day when I open my eyes, I just study. No matter how much "youth impulse" I have, it will be suppressed by the mountains of schoolwork.

The only thing they can do is to hug quietly for a while in an unobtrusive corner under the stairs when other students are not around.

Now that they have finally passed the college entrance examination, for this young couple, there are so many things they can do this summer vacation!

Shen Yuze's todolist wrote three things: First, Heping went on a graduation trip.Second, Heping made up all the relatives who were absent in the third year of high school.Third, Peace ██████ (scratched to see).

It's a pity that the only thing on Lu Ping's todolist is playing games.

"You two won't be disconnected, right? Why aren't you talking?" Teammate No. [-]'s voice came from the channel.

"We're here." Lu Ping cleared his throat and hurriedly said, "Where shall we dance?"

"Let's jump to the sand pile." Teammate No. [-]'s son-in-law voice appeared again, "There are a few boxes over there, there should be something inside."

The desert map is a small deserted city, with broken walls and ruins everywhere, and there is no shelter.The advantage is that it is not easy to be ambushed, and the disadvantage is that sandstorms will appear randomly, affecting the line of sight.

The four of them jumped off the plane, and except for Shen Yuze who missed the jump because of his unskilled operation, the others all landed smoothly.

Lu Ping ran to open the box as soon as he landed, and picked up two guns, ammunition, and body armor.

Lu Ping elbowed Shen Yuze who was next to him: "Where did you jump? Come and find me quickly, I've grabbed a lot of good things for you."

Shen Yuze jumped into an uninhabited desert. He walked around in the desert a few times and asked, "Are you to the east of me?"

Lu Ping innocently asked: "...Where is Dong?"

Shen Yuze couldn't explain clearly, so he simply stretched out his mobile phone screen to show Lu Ping.

Lu Ping studied the map for a while: "Well, you go right first, turn left when you see the dilapidated house, we are hiding in the shadow of that gas station."

Shen Yuze nodded: "Understood, I will go east first, then turn north, you are west of the gas station."

Lu Ping: "..."

The chaotic laughter of teammates came from the channel.

Lu Ping said quietly: "Did you do it on purpose?"

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows: "Oops, you actually found out."

Shen Yuze manipulated his character to find Lu Ping, and soon joined the main force.Lu Ping distributed some of the ammunition he got before to Shen Yuze. When Shen Yuze was picking up the equipment, the two chattering teammates chatted in the channel.

Teammate No. [-] interjected: "I can hear it, 'Ping Wu Qi' must be from the south, and his brother must be from the north."

Teammate No. [-]: "Because we northerners can tell the difference between east, west, and north?"

Teammate No. [-]: "No, because you northerners are all cheap."

Shen Yuze: "..."

This time it was Lu Ping who laughed out loud.

Lu Ping gradually figured out the attributes of these two teammates: Teammate No. [-] is a northerner, talkative and dense, very talkative, and has a pair of eyes that are good at discovering love. Wei; No. [-] teammate Southerner, (relatively) reticent, (relatively) calm, (relatively) not fond of booing, but very good at complaining, hits with one hit, and adds a crit buff.

The four of them counted the supplies on their bodies and slowly ran towards the center of the city.They were lucky, they didn't encounter any danger along the way, and they harvested a few heads.

Shen Yuze hasn't played games for a long time, and his level is average, but his advantage is that he is "obedient". Lu Ping asked him to follow him, and Shen Yuze followed him obediently, without showing off, grabbing credit, or running around.Lu Ping likes to "pick up trash". When he sees a box, he wants to open it. Regardless of whether he needs it or not, he will put it all away. His own warehouse is full and can't fit it, so he throws it all to Shen Yuze, let Shen Yuze Dress yourself up.

Teammate No. [-]: "Day, I'm envious."

Lu Ping snorted: "Envy me for having a mobile warehouse?"

Teammate No. [-]: "No, he envies you when you go shopping and someone carries a bag."

Lu Ping: "..."

Shen Yuze spoke at this moment: "If you are envious, you can also go out and find someone to carry her bag for her."

There was silence in the channel.

Shen Yuze said "ah", pretending to be suddenly enlightened and said, "No way, no one can't find it all the time."

Lu Ping laughed until his shoulders were shaking, why didn't he find Shen Yuze's mouth so poisonous before?

Teammate No. [-], as a single dog, was furious: "'Pingpingwuqi', if you hadn't called him, I would definitely have shot him in the head right now!"

Shen Yuze: "According to your shooting performance just now, you can't aim at me."

The roar of teammate No. [-] came from the channel, just like an irritated zombie in a horror movie.

The crazier he was, the happier Lu Ping was.Accompanied by the roar of the zombie teammates, several people in the team happily continued to harvest heads.

After a few minutes, the poisonous circle refreshed again. They found the location of the safe zone on the map and quickly headed towards the safe zone.It's just that there were too many ambushes on the road this time, and there were many dangers. Fortunately, Shen Yuze, a mobile warehouse, was there, and their ammunition would always be sufficient.

Teammate No. [-] was curious: "I remember that a person's backpack can add up to less than [-] cells at most. Why is your backpack so big?"

A set of [-] rounds of bullets will take up [-] grids, not to mention other seven or eighty-eight medicines.Along the way, I saw Shen Yuze following Lu Ping constantly picking up and collecting things. Unlike others, when the backpack was full, he hesitated to throw some away.

Shen Yuze said concisely: "I spent money."

Spending money to expand the backpack is a treatment only available to VIP users of the game.For the balance of the game, it is not expensive for players to spend money to buy skins, hairstyles, and clothes, but it is very expensive to buy storage capacity.Moreover, the items in the backpack cannot be extended to the next game, and will be emptied every time the game starts... In short, veteran players know that whoever buys the capacity of the backpack will be taken advantage of.

Teammate No. [-]: "How much did you expand?"

Shen Yuze: "It has expanded to five thousand."

Teammate No. [-] and No. [-] haven't spoken yet, Lu Pingxian yelled out in shock: "Aren't you stupid! You don't play this game very much, why did you expand it! It's so big!"

Shen Yuze: "Because I have money."

Lu Ping: "..."

Shen Yuze comforted him: "It's okay, it won't be a waste of money, don't you think my backpack will be used now?"

Lu Ping really couldn't speak against him.

Teammate No. [-] and No. [-] muttered in the channel how much RMB it would take to expand the backpack to [-], and couldn't help but click their tongues.

Teammate No. [-]: "Dude, other rmb players buy skins, and you can see their seven-color glowing hair from eight hundred miles away. You do the opposite, use the default skin, but carry a [-] backpack... ...I think your ID is really appropriate, you are indeed 'average', you are indeed 'rich'."

"You got the point wrong." Teammate No. [-] interrupted him, "The point is neither 'average' nor 'rich'."

Teammate No. [-] praised him: "What is that?"

Teammate No. [-]: "It's the word 'of'!"

Lu Ping blushed when the two sang together. Fortunately, no one could notice his shyness except Shen Yuze beside him through the Internet.

In the ensuing battle, because they have a huge ammunition depot, they are not afraid of ambushes.The three of them fought in the front, and Shen Yuze was in the back doing logistical reposting. Once Lu Ping was beaten until he was left with bloody skin, but Shen Yuze rescued him with medicine.Moreover, Shen Yuze is quite good at shooting. Although the frequency of shooting is not high, the victory lies in the accuracy of the head and feet, and the shooting does not miss.

The four of them cooperated tacitly and successfully reached the final round, and finally got lucky to eat chicken!

At the end of one round, everyone is gearing up and planning to start another round. .

Unexpectedly, Shen Yuze said at this moment: "I won't play anymore."

Of course, Lu Ping was reluctant to part with his own exclusive warehouse, and said coquettishly: "If you leave, we will fight for another person."

Shen Yuze told him: "It's not 'one more person' - you are not allowed to play anymore, go offline."

Of course Lu Ping refused: "Why!"

"It's just because your mother called me just now, saying that you have lived with me for several days, and she told us to go back for dinner."

Lu Ping: "..." He was surprised, "Why didn't you say it earlier? No, wait, why did my mother call you instead of me?"

"Maybe because in Auntie's heart, I am more trustworthy than you."

When the two of them talked, they didn't turn off the microphone in the channel, so the other two teammates could hear their conversation clearly.

Teammate No. [-] gasped: "I said, what is the relationship between you two? Why does it sound like a young couple living with you is going back to your mother's house for dinner?"

He was just joking before, anyway, it's normal for boys to make such flirtatious jokes, but the more he listened to it, the more he felt something was wrong.

Teammate No. [-] said quietly: "Did you just find out now, you got the real deal."

Lu Ping: "..."

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows. He and these two teammates carpooled for the first time to play games. At worst, they would not contact each other again, but Pingping would form a team with them in the future. He didn't want to come out casually and affect their subsequent games.

So Shen Yuze said: "He and I are very close friends. We just finished the college entrance examination, so he will live in my house."

"Understood." Teammate No. [-] said, "Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, right?"

"I don't understand." Teammate No. [-] said, "Will Guan Yu take Zhang Fei to the desert to see the stars?"

Lu Ping was so embarrassed that he grabbed the ground with his toes and fell headfirst on the sofa.

……

Lu Ping gave up struggling to explain, anyway... He and Shen Yuze are indeed a couple, if teammates No. [-] and No. [-] can't accept it, it's a big deal not to form a team with them in the future.

He and Shen Yuze quit the game, packed up and prepared to return to Lu's house.

After Lu Ping's college entrance examination, he went out to play games day and night every day, his hair stood crookedly on his head, and he looked very "old", so Shen Yuze didn't dislike him.

Lu Ping rushed into the bathroom and took a quick shower, but when he walked out of the shower room wet, he found that the towel was not on the shelf.

He had no choice, he could only push the bathroom door open a small crack, hide most of his body behind the door, only poked his round head out through the crack, and called Shen Yuze's name loudly.

The rising water vapor gushed out from the bathroom, Lu Ping's face was flushed red by the steam, and his exposed upper body was still covered with water droplets that hadn't been wiped clean, making him look extraordinarily attractive.

Shen Yuze's eyes darkened, and he stared at a drop of water dripping from Lu Ping's hair, falling on his shoulder, and finally sliding down his collarbone.

Under such gazes, Lu Ping felt like a plate of delicious desserts, ready to be eaten by Shen Yuze anytime.

Lu Ping looked away and asked in a low voice: "...Shen Yuze, do you know where the clean towels are placed?"

Shen Yuze paused for three seconds, and replied, "It's in the cabinet to the south of the bathroom."

"...Huh???" South? ? ?

"Can't tell the difference?" Shen Yuze, a scheming northerner, said, "If you can't tell the difference, let me go in and find it for you."