fake god

Lu Ping upholds the belief that "a man must have the courage to face his own mistakes", and proposes that Shen Yuze take revenge on himself, but he doesn't know how his proposal will give Shen Yuze a strong psychological impact.

After a while, Shen Yuze looked away: "...don't talk nonsense."

"Where am I talking nonsense?" Lu Ping puffed up his chest, pointed to his lower abdomen, and said seriously, "Come on, Shen Yuze, I will never hide!"

Shen Yuze's eyes fell on the boy's loose school uniform pants, and he paused for a few seconds. At this moment, his mind was spinning a thousand times.However, when he raised his eyes to meet Lu Ping's gaze, the tight string in Shen Yuze's heart suddenly relaxed: Lu Ping's face was disturbed and nervous, but his anxiety and nervousness were only due to the upcoming "revenge" , completely different from the anxiety and nervousness lingering in Shen Yuze's heart.

This feeling can no longer be described as "a punch on the cotton".

This is clearly "a punch in the marshmallow".

You are even reluctant to hit it too hard, you just want to keep this cotton candy in such a white, sweet and soft appearance.

Shen Yuze said: "There are cameras in the hospital. Someone saw it. What do you think?"

Lu Ping: "Then let's go to a place without cameras."

"..." Shen Yuze was angry and funny, "You want me to do it that much?" He paused for a few seconds, then said pointedly, "Actually, if you want to apologize to me, there is no need for me to 'revenge' Go back, there is obviously another solution."

Lu Ping was really curious: "What way?"

Shen Yuze's face was stern: "When children get hurt, they all know how to rub their wounds and blow on them. Then my big friend, who gets hurt, can use the same method to solve it, right?"

knead where?How to knead?Who kneads?rub who? ? ?

The blood all over Lu Ping's body rushed to his cheeks in an instant, and he was so ashamed that the top of his head was about to smoke: "Shen Yuze, you, you, you, don't tell such dirty jokes in public!"

"What kind of pornographic joke am I?" Shen Yuze said slowly, "You were the one who sexually harassed me first."

Lu Ping: "???"

Shen Yuze pretended to be confused: "You touched my place first, and then asked me to touch yours. Isn't this considered sexual-harassment?"

"You're hitting back!"

"I'm clearly stating the facts, so how could it be a slap in the face? Why don't we find someone to judge and see who is wrong... But who are we to find..." Shen Yuze pretended to think about it, "How about asking Mr. Wu?"

Lu Ping had never seen such a brazen person before, he asked in shock: "Shen Yuze, how old are you, and you still sue the teacher!"

Shen Yuze: "Seventeen, just like you."

"..." Lu Ping was defeated.He muttered, "I really want to go back in time and go back to when we first met."

Shen Yuze asked him what he meant.

Lu Ping curled his lips: "At that time, you had the burden of being an idol, and you still had scruples about your face in front of me. You pretended to be cool, and looked like a high-cold male god; unlike now, the four words high-cold male god, you are left 'Male'..."

Hearing his comment, not only was Shen Yuze not angry, but he raised his hand, pressed the top of Lu Ping's head, and then slowly moved his palm to reach the tip of his nose... Shen Yuze smiled slightly, and looked down at Lu Ping, who was shorter than himself. Quite a few boys: "Isn't there a word 'high'?"

Lu Ping: The little mouse was so angry that he clenched his fist.gif

Hateful northerners!He is not yet an adult, he will definitely grow taller again! ! !

……

They waited in the hospital lobby for 10 minutes, and the nurse finally reappeared in front of them holding Zhaocai.

Zhaocai was wrapped in a Baoding blanket like a baby, with his mouth meowing and swearing non-stop. Shen Yuze immediately tore a cat strip and stuffed it in, which made it quiet.

The nurse said: "The X-rays have been taken, and now there are two pieces of news."

Lu Ping was very nervous: "I want to hear the bad news first."

Miss nurse: "The bad news is that the mousetrap did hurt the bone on its tail, but because the tail of cats and dogs is in a special position, it cannot be protected with steel nails like other parts after the fracture, and we can only wait for it to heal itself. But A cat's metabolism is five times that of a human's, and its injuries are not serious, so its tail will grow back in a week or a month or two."

When Lu Ping heard the word fracture, his heart trembled.He is a person who has experienced the injury of the tailbone (although his tailbone has degenerated), and he did not expect the kittens he fed to suffer from such pain.

With a trembling voice, he asked again, "What about the good news?"

The nurse said embarrassingly: "Uh... little classmate, there is no good news, and the second one is also bad news."

Although Shen Yuze knew that it was not the time to laugh, he still couldn't help turning his head away, and chuckled lightly by coughing.

Lu Ping slapped Shen Yuze hard with his elbow, and then looked at the nurse: "Then tell me the second bad news."

Next, the nurse told him that apart from the broken bones, the skin and flesh of the tail of the little black cat was also rotten. In order to apply the medicine, the hair on its tail had to be shaved off.

After finishing speaking, the nurse carefully unfolded the safety blanket, revealing its fluffy and round body—and a long naked and ugly flesh-colored tail.

Lu Ping: "..."

Shen Yuze: "..."

Although Zhaocai is a native cat, it is really beautiful, with long black hair like silk, not to mention how proud it is when jumping on the branches.In the eyes of mice, it is as majestic as a god of war, killing rats like hemp...... But even if it is a god of war, it is shameful enough to have such a tail that "doesn't grow any grass"!

The black cat's tail was smeared with red, red, white and white ointment, and the tip of the tail was hanging limply. It obviously looked extremely pitiful, but it was inexplicably jumping on the laughter of everyone.

Shen Yuze couldn't bear it any longer, and asked Lu Ping in a low voice, "Excuse me, can I laugh now?"

Lu Ping was so angry that he hammered him: "Don't laugh! Do you still have any sympathy?"

Shen Yuze shrugged: "But it's really ugly like this..."

Before he finished his last words, Zhao Cai, who was eating cat strips in peace and contentment, suddenly flew up and rushed towards Shen Yuze, waving his sharp claws! !

Fortunately, Shen Yuze reacted quickly and avoided the cat's sneak attack sideways.Otherwise, he would definitely die if he was caught by it.

Lu Ping went crazy: "Ah, I reminded you not to talk nonsense! Zhaocai can understand people's language!!!"

……

In the end, this human-cat battle ended with the cat being put in a cage.

Zhaocai was left in the pet hospital, and the hospital will arrange for it to be sterilized after its tail injury heals.As for whether to release it after the sterilization operation or find someone to adopt it, that will be discussed at that time.

Shen Yuze snorted coldly: "Who would adopt a cat with such a bad temper?"

Lu Ping also hummed like him: "Aren't there people who don't dislike someone with such a bad mouth?"

If it weren't for the fact that Lu Ping's family really didn't have the conditions to keep a cat, he would really like to adopt Zhaocai... Among other things, its name is very meaningful!Which small business family doesn't want to have a lucky cat?

Zhaocai’s medical fees, hospitalization fees, medicine fees, vaccine fees, deworming fees, bathing fees, and even subsequent sterilization fees in the hospital add up to a lot of money. The nurse quickly listed a long payment details .Shen Yuze didn't even look at it, and just took out his card to pay.

Lu Ping hurriedly placed one hand on the bill.

"Ajia~" Lu Ping blinked, showing pity to the nurse, "Look, we are both wearing school uniforms, we are students in No. [-] Middle School, and we really don't have much pocket money. This cat is a stray cat in the school , we see it as pitiful, so we bring it to see a doctor... Can Ajia offer a discount?"

The nurse was also in a dilemma: "Little brother, we are also open for business. Seeing that you are a student, and you are a stray cat picked up with love, we have already reduced or exempted you from the treatment fee."

Even if there is a discount, the odds and ends will add up to thousands.Treatment costs can be reduced, but the cat’s ration money, vaccines, deworming, and internal and external medicines during the hospital stay cannot be reduced.

Although Lu Ping knew that raising a cat was expensive, he never thought that it would cost so much just to see a doctor.If it weren't for Shen Yuze, even if he sold Lu Ping, he wouldn't be able to spend so much money.

Of course, this money is nothing to Shen Yuze.The horses he raised in the imperial capital cost more than a few thousand a day for foster care and fodder. Now it is worthwhile to exchange the same price for the kitten's health.

Shen Yuze: "It's okay, I'll pay..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Ping stepped on him hard under the cover of the front desk.

Shen Yuze: "..."

The smile on Lu Ping's face remained motionless: "Jia, there must be other ways to get a discount, right? Look at how many students there are in our school, and we will definitely promote it for you in the school in the future!"

"Hmm..." The nurse thought for a while, "By the way, I remembered that the dean told me before that our hospital has a special price for sterilization operations. As long as you share it on social media, we can get a special price!"

"Social media? Is it okay to post on WeChat Moments?" Lu Ping's eyes lit up.

"Moments of friends can't do it...it must be more public social media, such as Weibo, short video sites, or—" said the nurse, "—or partner! Isn't this the most popular social media among you high school students? If you post it on partner, you can get a discount!"

Partner? ? ?

Lu Ping: "..."

Shen Yuze: "..."

The hairs all over Lu Ping's body instantly stood up.

Shen Yuze, who was standing beside him, also fell into a long silence.

He smiled awkwardly: "What is a partner?"

Shen Yuze is also pretending to be stupid: "It seems to be a social media, I have played it before, it is not interesting, so I uninstalled it."

Lu Ping: "Oh, then you don't have an account?"

Shen Yuze: "...No. Do you have any?"

Lu Ping: "...Me neither."

Shen Yuze: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

Shen Yuze pressed the credit card on the front desk table, pushed it in front of the nurse, and said three words in an unquestionable tone: "Check out."