fake god
Chapter 47
What is a wave of ups and downs?That's it!
A minute ago, Lu Ping was still happy to see through the "female ghost" rumors, but he didn't expect Gao Xuan's heart to be relieved, and he heard the sound of fingernails scraping and pulling metal from the ceiling!
Lu Ping held Shen Yuze's arm tightly with both hands. If possible, he really wished to shrink it by a hundred times, transform into a small doll, and get into Shen Yuze's pocket.
"Shen Yuze, let's go!" Lu Ping lowered his voice, "Just pretend you didn't hear, let's go!"
The teaching building of Jiaojiang No. 20 Middle School has been built for a long time, and has not been renovated for many years. The ceiling above the head is still the long strip ceiling of aluminum gussets that was popular [-] years ago, and it is older than Lu Ping.Because of the high humidity in the toilet, many of the panels near the wall are rusted, the edges are lifted, and the paint is peeling off, exposing the thick pipes hidden inside.
Now, the weird sound of grinding nails sounded from directly above their heads, and with the grinding of nails again and again, countless dust fell on them.
The women's restroom also has windows. At this moment, the lightning and rainstorm outside the window became the best rendering background for this scene of campus ghost talk, and the horror was immediately full.
At the same time, the light above the women's toilet suddenly flickered.
Intellectually: This is because of voltage instability caused by line aging.
Emotionally: Run quickly———! ! !
Lu Ping didn't dare to delay any longer, and dragged Shen Yuze to run outside the women's toilet, but Shen Yuze's feet seemed to have taken root, and he actually held Lu Ping with his backhand to prevent him from moving.
Shen Yuze looked serious: "Lu Ping, there is something on the ceiling."
Lu Ping gritted his teeth: "Isn't this nonsense?!"
Shen Yuze: "Where is the ladder? I want to go up and have a look."
Lu Ping: "..."
Lu Ping: "???"
Lu Ping: "!!!"
Lu Ping suspects that if Shen Yuze is not crazy, then he is crazy, or else he is crazy.
Seeing Lu Ping's trembling appearance, Shen Yuze simply explained to him with practical actions.
It just so happened that the last single room in the women's toilet was a utility room, which contained all kinds of things my aunt kept clean and hygienic. Shen Yuze quickly found an old-fashioned wooden ladder in it.
Shen Yuze couldn't care less about cleanliness at this time, he lifted the ladder out, and told Lu Ping, "Help me up the ladder."
Lu Ping: "Don't help me!" He was angry and anxious, and two drops of tears came out: "Shen Yuze, how can there be someone like you? Don't mess around if you are brave. If there is really something 'dirty' on the ceiling,' Sha' to you how to do?"
Shen Yuze: "If you don't help me, then I will be thrown to death by this old ladder before I get 'dirty'."
While talking, Shen Yuze pushed the ladder beside him.
The four legs of this wooden ladder are not of the same length at all, and it wobbles after being stretched out. It is unknown where it came from.
After finishing speaking, Shen Yuze ignored Lu Ping's dissuasion and climbed up the ladder.
The wooden ladder was indeed too old, and the wood was fragile. Shen Yuze had only climbed two steps before the wooden ladder swayed left and right.
Lu Ping's heart jumped into his throat!Without thinking, he rushed up and hugged the ladder.
Shen Yuze looked down at him. Although he didn't speak, "I knew you wouldn't ignore me" was clearly written in his eyes.
Lu Ping murmured: "There are so many waters in your name, and the yin is too heavy...Hey, don't laugh, it makes sense! You have a light character, and it is easy to provoke those things; 'Press'... If there is something dirty, I will take care of it with you!"
Good brothers share difficulties, Lu Ping can't just watch Shen Yuze die alone.
Finally, under Lu Ping's nervous gaze, Shen Yuze slowly climbed to the top step of the ladder.During this process, the sound of nail grinding on the ceiling stopped for a few seconds, as if frightened, and then suddenly moved from the center of the ceiling to the corner.
Lu Ping was in a hurry: "Quick! Quick! It's about to run away!"
Shen Yuze: "...Didn't you just say that you should keep it far away?"
"One yard is one yard." Lu Ping said in a broken tone, "If it's really a 'dirty thing', it's too late for us to run now, and it's better to find out what's causing the trouble when we die; if it's not' dirty stuff'--"
"If not, what should I do?"
Lu Ping gritted his teeth: "Then let me smash it to death with the iron fist of materialism!!!!"
Shen Yuze didn't know whether to laugh or not, he coughed, with a serious expression, raised his hand and gently pushed away a piece of ceiling board above his head.
Following his movements, the dust fell head-on, covering his entire body in an instant.But it was far more than just dust hiding in the ceiling—something long and thin rolled down from the gap, rubbing Shen Yuze and Lu Ping's bodies and falling to the ground.
Lu Ping looked down, even though he had made mental preparations in advance, he was still taken aback by that thing.
This shape, this color... "Is this a bone?"
Those bones were very thin, with dark red shreds of meat on them. The bones were bitten to pieces, but it could be seen that they were some kind of small animal bones.
After Shen Yuze took off a ceiling board, he did not find the instigator of the noise; he held his breath, and took off the next ceiling boards one by one.Because the sun has not been seen all year round, every time I come back to the south, the water vapor will be stuffed on the ceiling, and the ceiling is filled with a disgusting rancid smell. Shen Yuze loves to be clean, and he almost feels sick when he smells this smell.
Just when Shen Yuze was hesitating whether to continue, suddenly, from the depths of the ceiling came the scalp-numbing sound of nails again!
Shen Yuze hurriedly turned his head to look there, but he didn't expect that there was a pair of amazingly bright eyes in the dark and cramped corner!
Shen Yuze: "!!!"
The eyes seemed to be floating in mid-air, without a body, and did not make a sound.
Before Shen Yuze could react, those eyes rushed towards him!
Where those eyes flew over, the entire ceiling was shaking, and the dilapidated ceiling shook violently, falling down one after another, hitting the ground!
Lu Ping didn't have time to do anything, he just hugged the ladder's four legs and tried his best to stabilize it, preventing Shen Yuze from falling from it.At the same time, he subconsciously lowered his head to avoid the falling ceiling above his head...
The whole "disaster" lasted for half a minute. Countless spider webs, accumulated dirty water, and bones of some small animals fell down, raising dust all over the sky.
When the dust dissipated, the women's restroom was left in a mess.Lu Ping's head and face were covered in dust. He wiped off the dirt from his eyes with the back of his hand, and raised his head with difficulty.
"Shen Yuze...cough cough cough...how are you? Are you all right?"
"I'm fine, but it's something."
"?" Lu Ping took a closer look, and saw that Shen Yuze, like him, was also covered in dirt, his original cleanliness disappeared, and his hair was wet and stuck to his forehead in strands.
And right in Shen Yuze's arms, a familiar fluffy little guy poked its head out, with messy fur and a foul smell.
It is black all over, with four hooves on the snow, and a metal clip hanging firmly on its tail, which seems to be used to catch mice...
"Meow ouch~" the little guy wailed aggrievedly.
"- Lucky?!" Lu Ping was shocked, and hurriedly took the poor cat from Shen Yuze's arms.
He touched Zhaocai's hair, and it was indeed wet.
After the typhoon hit, the little black cat had nowhere to hide, so it could only enter the teaching building along the ventilation duct. Somehow, it hid in the ceiling of the women's toilet, and was caught by a mousetrap on its tail.Just now they heard the sound of fingernails rubbing against metal, which was the sound of Zhao Cai rolling in pain. .
And those small bones that fell from the ceiling were the remains of rats, some eaten by Zhao Cai, and some wiped out by mousetraps.
When the two were concerned about the safety of the little black cat, suddenly, a dazzling flashlight shone in from outside the women's toilet.
Lu Ping was so shaken that he couldn't open his eyes, and looked towards the door of the women's toilet with difficulty——
Outside the gate, the grade teacher, physical education teacher, and Wu Yingxia, the head teacher of their class, stood there like three mountains, looking at the "broken walls" in the women's toilet with shock on their faces.
"Lu Ping, Shen Yuze, please explain to me," Wu Yingxia's face was livid, "Why do you stay up in the middle of the night and come to the women's toilet for demolition?"
Lu Ping: "..."
Shen Yuze: "..."
Little black cat: "Meow~"
……
"Miaomiao, did you sleep well last night?" In the early morning gymnasium, Zhou Yue folded the blankets and cushions while looking at his deskmate Chen Miaomiao.
Chen Miaomiao stretched her waist: "The gymnasium is too cold, I woke up several times... But no matter how bad the gymnasium is, it is better than the day before yesterday!!"
Hearing this sentence, Zhou Yue nodded in agreement.
The two little girls experienced the "spiritual event" that night together, and they both have a close heart.Fortunately, the teacher let the boys and girls switch rest areas yesterday, otherwise they wouldn't have dared to sleep in the teaching building last night!
After two days of torrential rain, the typhoon passed through the country, and the rain weakened a lot.The morning light is faint, and there is a light rain outside the house.
There is a fresh smell in the air.
"It's great, the rain is light, and we can finally go home today!" Chen Miaomiao held up her bbr plaid umbrella, bouncing and bouncing all the way from the gymnasium to the teaching building, in a happy mood, "I have two I haven't taken a shower, so I must take a good bath when I get home."
Zhou Yue whispered, "Before taking a bath...the first thing I do when I get home is to untie my hands."
Because of the haunting of the women's toilet, Zhou Yue hadn't had a poop for two whole days, and every time he went to the toilet, he would make a quick decision, for fear that he would be caught by the female ghost if he was too late.
In fact, there are many girls like her, everyone is frightened, and every time they go to the toilet, seven or eight people have to act together.
When the girls returned to the teaching building, they were surprised to find that there were many people surrounded in front of the women's restroom.When I got closer, I realized that the door of the women's toilet had been closed with a yellow barrier strip, and a "Suspend Use" sign was hung outside the door!
Chen Miaomiao, the little speaker, immediately ran to find out what was going on.
An enthusiastic girl told her: "Last night, two boys in the dormitory class were very brave. In order to catch the female ghost, they came to the women's room in the middle of the night and demolished the women's room!"
Chen Miaomiao: "Removed?! How did you dismantle it?"
The girl replied: "How else can I dismantle it? The floor was pried, the wall was smashed, and even the ceiling was lifted!!"
"Really?"
"Of course it's true! The janitors and security guards went in just now, and a lot of things were brought out. Everyone saw it, and the ceiling was shattered into pieces!"
With such violent output, no matter whether it is a good ghost or an evil ghost, it will definitely be wiped out!
Chen Miaomiao was surprised and delighted, but the only pity was that none of the girls knew who those two brave boys were.
When she returned to her class, she wanted to ask Lu Ping about the ins and outs, to see if he recognized the two warriors.
But the strange thing is that Lu Ping's seat is empty, and even Shen Yuze next to him is nowhere to be seen.
Hey, where did they go?
……
In the principal's office, Lu Ping sat on the sofa tremblingly, feeling as if he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.
Just now the head teacher took him to the student dormitory to take a shower. The clothes on his body were also borrowed by the senior brother in charge of high school. They didn't fit well, but they were better than his dirty and smelly clothes.
He didn't expect that he would make such a big commotion last night. In order to catch Zhaocai, they actually demolished the women's toilet!
...The headmaster came to them because he wanted to mark them off, right?
Although the principal hadn't appeared yet, the more Lu Ping thought about it, the more frightened he became, his facial features wrinkled together.
Shen Yuze was sitting at the other end of the sofa. He was quite calm and thoughtful about evaluating the tea in front of him: "Lu Ping, try the tea from the principal's office. It tastes good."
Lu Ping's throat was extremely dry. He took a sip, but he didn't taste much, and took another sip, but still didn't taste much... he simply poured it into his mouth.
I drank it too quickly, accidentally drank the tea, and spit it out in two mouthfuls.
Shen Yuze: "...a cow chews peonies."
Lu Ping: "What peony? Isn't this a chrysanthemum?"
Shen Yuze: "..."
Lu Ping would shake his legs whenever he was nervous: "Shen Yuze, what do you think the principal wants us to do? Isn't it because he wants to punish us?"
"No." Shen Yuze shook his head, "It's just a toilet, if it's broken, just fix it."
That's an easy way to say it!
But Lu Ping thought about it again, there is a reason for Shen Yuze's lightness. He has money in his family, so naturally he can make up for the broken ceiling (ceiling) with money.
After all, even kindergarten children now know that all problems that can be solved with money are not considered problems.
Lu Ping breathed a sigh of relief, and said softly: "Then let's make a deal. If the principal asks the teacher for a crime, you will be the principal offender, and I will be the accomplice coerced by you."
Shen Yuze: "...??"
Wait, when did they agree?
"I don't know what happened to Zhao Cai." Lu Ping's thoughts jumped away again. "I saw blood on his tail. He was caught in the mousetrap for so long, and I don't know if he has broken bones."
After they rescued the little black cat, they sent it to the school infirmary, and asked the teacher in the infirmary to help the little black cat treat the wound.
"It shouldn't be a big deal." Shen Yuze comforted him, "When the rain stops, ask the driver to take it to the pet hospital to see if surgery is needed."
Lu Ping shook his head again and again: "I hope that its tail is just a flesh injury, and it will recover soon, and it must not undergo surgery."
"Even if there is nothing wrong with the tail, an operation is required."
"Ah? What surgery?"
Shen Yuze: "Perform sterilization."
"???!!!" Although he was talking about cats, when Lu Ping heard the word sterilization, he clamped his legs reflexively.
Just now he thought Shen Yuze was an expert at demolition... Unexpectedly, he was actually an expert at tearing down eggs!
A minute ago, Lu Ping was still happy to see through the "female ghost" rumors, but he didn't expect Gao Xuan's heart to be relieved, and he heard the sound of fingernails scraping and pulling metal from the ceiling!
Lu Ping held Shen Yuze's arm tightly with both hands. If possible, he really wished to shrink it by a hundred times, transform into a small doll, and get into Shen Yuze's pocket.
"Shen Yuze, let's go!" Lu Ping lowered his voice, "Just pretend you didn't hear, let's go!"
The teaching building of Jiaojiang No. 20 Middle School has been built for a long time, and has not been renovated for many years. The ceiling above the head is still the long strip ceiling of aluminum gussets that was popular [-] years ago, and it is older than Lu Ping.Because of the high humidity in the toilet, many of the panels near the wall are rusted, the edges are lifted, and the paint is peeling off, exposing the thick pipes hidden inside.
Now, the weird sound of grinding nails sounded from directly above their heads, and with the grinding of nails again and again, countless dust fell on them.
The women's restroom also has windows. At this moment, the lightning and rainstorm outside the window became the best rendering background for this scene of campus ghost talk, and the horror was immediately full.
At the same time, the light above the women's toilet suddenly flickered.
Intellectually: This is because of voltage instability caused by line aging.
Emotionally: Run quickly———! ! !
Lu Ping didn't dare to delay any longer, and dragged Shen Yuze to run outside the women's toilet, but Shen Yuze's feet seemed to have taken root, and he actually held Lu Ping with his backhand to prevent him from moving.
Shen Yuze looked serious: "Lu Ping, there is something on the ceiling."
Lu Ping gritted his teeth: "Isn't this nonsense?!"
Shen Yuze: "Where is the ladder? I want to go up and have a look."
Lu Ping: "..."
Lu Ping: "???"
Lu Ping: "!!!"
Lu Ping suspects that if Shen Yuze is not crazy, then he is crazy, or else he is crazy.
Seeing Lu Ping's trembling appearance, Shen Yuze simply explained to him with practical actions.
It just so happened that the last single room in the women's toilet was a utility room, which contained all kinds of things my aunt kept clean and hygienic. Shen Yuze quickly found an old-fashioned wooden ladder in it.
Shen Yuze couldn't care less about cleanliness at this time, he lifted the ladder out, and told Lu Ping, "Help me up the ladder."
Lu Ping: "Don't help me!" He was angry and anxious, and two drops of tears came out: "Shen Yuze, how can there be someone like you? Don't mess around if you are brave. If there is really something 'dirty' on the ceiling,' Sha' to you how to do?"
Shen Yuze: "If you don't help me, then I will be thrown to death by this old ladder before I get 'dirty'."
While talking, Shen Yuze pushed the ladder beside him.
The four legs of this wooden ladder are not of the same length at all, and it wobbles after being stretched out. It is unknown where it came from.
After finishing speaking, Shen Yuze ignored Lu Ping's dissuasion and climbed up the ladder.
The wooden ladder was indeed too old, and the wood was fragile. Shen Yuze had only climbed two steps before the wooden ladder swayed left and right.
Lu Ping's heart jumped into his throat!Without thinking, he rushed up and hugged the ladder.
Shen Yuze looked down at him. Although he didn't speak, "I knew you wouldn't ignore me" was clearly written in his eyes.
Lu Ping murmured: "There are so many waters in your name, and the yin is too heavy...Hey, don't laugh, it makes sense! You have a light character, and it is easy to provoke those things; 'Press'... If there is something dirty, I will take care of it with you!"
Good brothers share difficulties, Lu Ping can't just watch Shen Yuze die alone.
Finally, under Lu Ping's nervous gaze, Shen Yuze slowly climbed to the top step of the ladder.During this process, the sound of nail grinding on the ceiling stopped for a few seconds, as if frightened, and then suddenly moved from the center of the ceiling to the corner.
Lu Ping was in a hurry: "Quick! Quick! It's about to run away!"
Shen Yuze: "...Didn't you just say that you should keep it far away?"
"One yard is one yard." Lu Ping said in a broken tone, "If it's really a 'dirty thing', it's too late for us to run now, and it's better to find out what's causing the trouble when we die; if it's not' dirty stuff'--"
"If not, what should I do?"
Lu Ping gritted his teeth: "Then let me smash it to death with the iron fist of materialism!!!!"
Shen Yuze didn't know whether to laugh or not, he coughed, with a serious expression, raised his hand and gently pushed away a piece of ceiling board above his head.
Following his movements, the dust fell head-on, covering his entire body in an instant.But it was far more than just dust hiding in the ceiling—something long and thin rolled down from the gap, rubbing Shen Yuze and Lu Ping's bodies and falling to the ground.
Lu Ping looked down, even though he had made mental preparations in advance, he was still taken aback by that thing.
This shape, this color... "Is this a bone?"
Those bones were very thin, with dark red shreds of meat on them. The bones were bitten to pieces, but it could be seen that they were some kind of small animal bones.
After Shen Yuze took off a ceiling board, he did not find the instigator of the noise; he held his breath, and took off the next ceiling boards one by one.Because the sun has not been seen all year round, every time I come back to the south, the water vapor will be stuffed on the ceiling, and the ceiling is filled with a disgusting rancid smell. Shen Yuze loves to be clean, and he almost feels sick when he smells this smell.
Just when Shen Yuze was hesitating whether to continue, suddenly, from the depths of the ceiling came the scalp-numbing sound of nails again!
Shen Yuze hurriedly turned his head to look there, but he didn't expect that there was a pair of amazingly bright eyes in the dark and cramped corner!
Shen Yuze: "!!!"
The eyes seemed to be floating in mid-air, without a body, and did not make a sound.
Before Shen Yuze could react, those eyes rushed towards him!
Where those eyes flew over, the entire ceiling was shaking, and the dilapidated ceiling shook violently, falling down one after another, hitting the ground!
Lu Ping didn't have time to do anything, he just hugged the ladder's four legs and tried his best to stabilize it, preventing Shen Yuze from falling from it.At the same time, he subconsciously lowered his head to avoid the falling ceiling above his head...
The whole "disaster" lasted for half a minute. Countless spider webs, accumulated dirty water, and bones of some small animals fell down, raising dust all over the sky.
When the dust dissipated, the women's restroom was left in a mess.Lu Ping's head and face were covered in dust. He wiped off the dirt from his eyes with the back of his hand, and raised his head with difficulty.
"Shen Yuze...cough cough cough...how are you? Are you all right?"
"I'm fine, but it's something."
"?" Lu Ping took a closer look, and saw that Shen Yuze, like him, was also covered in dirt, his original cleanliness disappeared, and his hair was wet and stuck to his forehead in strands.
And right in Shen Yuze's arms, a familiar fluffy little guy poked its head out, with messy fur and a foul smell.
It is black all over, with four hooves on the snow, and a metal clip hanging firmly on its tail, which seems to be used to catch mice...
"Meow ouch~" the little guy wailed aggrievedly.
"- Lucky?!" Lu Ping was shocked, and hurriedly took the poor cat from Shen Yuze's arms.
He touched Zhaocai's hair, and it was indeed wet.
After the typhoon hit, the little black cat had nowhere to hide, so it could only enter the teaching building along the ventilation duct. Somehow, it hid in the ceiling of the women's toilet, and was caught by a mousetrap on its tail.Just now they heard the sound of fingernails rubbing against metal, which was the sound of Zhao Cai rolling in pain. .
And those small bones that fell from the ceiling were the remains of rats, some eaten by Zhao Cai, and some wiped out by mousetraps.
When the two were concerned about the safety of the little black cat, suddenly, a dazzling flashlight shone in from outside the women's toilet.
Lu Ping was so shaken that he couldn't open his eyes, and looked towards the door of the women's toilet with difficulty——
Outside the gate, the grade teacher, physical education teacher, and Wu Yingxia, the head teacher of their class, stood there like three mountains, looking at the "broken walls" in the women's toilet with shock on their faces.
"Lu Ping, Shen Yuze, please explain to me," Wu Yingxia's face was livid, "Why do you stay up in the middle of the night and come to the women's toilet for demolition?"
Lu Ping: "..."
Shen Yuze: "..."
Little black cat: "Meow~"
……
"Miaomiao, did you sleep well last night?" In the early morning gymnasium, Zhou Yue folded the blankets and cushions while looking at his deskmate Chen Miaomiao.
Chen Miaomiao stretched her waist: "The gymnasium is too cold, I woke up several times... But no matter how bad the gymnasium is, it is better than the day before yesterday!!"
Hearing this sentence, Zhou Yue nodded in agreement.
The two little girls experienced the "spiritual event" that night together, and they both have a close heart.Fortunately, the teacher let the boys and girls switch rest areas yesterday, otherwise they wouldn't have dared to sleep in the teaching building last night!
After two days of torrential rain, the typhoon passed through the country, and the rain weakened a lot.The morning light is faint, and there is a light rain outside the house.
There is a fresh smell in the air.
"It's great, the rain is light, and we can finally go home today!" Chen Miaomiao held up her bbr plaid umbrella, bouncing and bouncing all the way from the gymnasium to the teaching building, in a happy mood, "I have two I haven't taken a shower, so I must take a good bath when I get home."
Zhou Yue whispered, "Before taking a bath...the first thing I do when I get home is to untie my hands."
Because of the haunting of the women's toilet, Zhou Yue hadn't had a poop for two whole days, and every time he went to the toilet, he would make a quick decision, for fear that he would be caught by the female ghost if he was too late.
In fact, there are many girls like her, everyone is frightened, and every time they go to the toilet, seven or eight people have to act together.
When the girls returned to the teaching building, they were surprised to find that there were many people surrounded in front of the women's restroom.When I got closer, I realized that the door of the women's toilet had been closed with a yellow barrier strip, and a "Suspend Use" sign was hung outside the door!
Chen Miaomiao, the little speaker, immediately ran to find out what was going on.
An enthusiastic girl told her: "Last night, two boys in the dormitory class were very brave. In order to catch the female ghost, they came to the women's room in the middle of the night and demolished the women's room!"
Chen Miaomiao: "Removed?! How did you dismantle it?"
The girl replied: "How else can I dismantle it? The floor was pried, the wall was smashed, and even the ceiling was lifted!!"
"Really?"
"Of course it's true! The janitors and security guards went in just now, and a lot of things were brought out. Everyone saw it, and the ceiling was shattered into pieces!"
With such violent output, no matter whether it is a good ghost or an evil ghost, it will definitely be wiped out!
Chen Miaomiao was surprised and delighted, but the only pity was that none of the girls knew who those two brave boys were.
When she returned to her class, she wanted to ask Lu Ping about the ins and outs, to see if he recognized the two warriors.
But the strange thing is that Lu Ping's seat is empty, and even Shen Yuze next to him is nowhere to be seen.
Hey, where did they go?
……
In the principal's office, Lu Ping sat on the sofa tremblingly, feeling as if he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.
Just now the head teacher took him to the student dormitory to take a shower. The clothes on his body were also borrowed by the senior brother in charge of high school. They didn't fit well, but they were better than his dirty and smelly clothes.
He didn't expect that he would make such a big commotion last night. In order to catch Zhaocai, they actually demolished the women's toilet!
...The headmaster came to them because he wanted to mark them off, right?
Although the principal hadn't appeared yet, the more Lu Ping thought about it, the more frightened he became, his facial features wrinkled together.
Shen Yuze was sitting at the other end of the sofa. He was quite calm and thoughtful about evaluating the tea in front of him: "Lu Ping, try the tea from the principal's office. It tastes good."
Lu Ping's throat was extremely dry. He took a sip, but he didn't taste much, and took another sip, but still didn't taste much... he simply poured it into his mouth.
I drank it too quickly, accidentally drank the tea, and spit it out in two mouthfuls.
Shen Yuze: "...a cow chews peonies."
Lu Ping: "What peony? Isn't this a chrysanthemum?"
Shen Yuze: "..."
Lu Ping would shake his legs whenever he was nervous: "Shen Yuze, what do you think the principal wants us to do? Isn't it because he wants to punish us?"
"No." Shen Yuze shook his head, "It's just a toilet, if it's broken, just fix it."
That's an easy way to say it!
But Lu Ping thought about it again, there is a reason for Shen Yuze's lightness. He has money in his family, so naturally he can make up for the broken ceiling (ceiling) with money.
After all, even kindergarten children now know that all problems that can be solved with money are not considered problems.
Lu Ping breathed a sigh of relief, and said softly: "Then let's make a deal. If the principal asks the teacher for a crime, you will be the principal offender, and I will be the accomplice coerced by you."
Shen Yuze: "...??"
Wait, when did they agree?
"I don't know what happened to Zhao Cai." Lu Ping's thoughts jumped away again. "I saw blood on his tail. He was caught in the mousetrap for so long, and I don't know if he has broken bones."
After they rescued the little black cat, they sent it to the school infirmary, and asked the teacher in the infirmary to help the little black cat treat the wound.
"It shouldn't be a big deal." Shen Yuze comforted him, "When the rain stops, ask the driver to take it to the pet hospital to see if surgery is needed."
Lu Ping shook his head again and again: "I hope that its tail is just a flesh injury, and it will recover soon, and it must not undergo surgery."
"Even if there is nothing wrong with the tail, an operation is required."
"Ah? What surgery?"
Shen Yuze: "Perform sterilization."
"???!!!" Although he was talking about cats, when Lu Ping heard the word sterilization, he clamped his legs reflexively.
Just now he thought Shen Yuze was an expert at demolition... Unexpectedly, he was actually an expert at tearing down eggs!
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