fake god

Lu Ping spent the whole weekend in a daze.

The only thing he's lucky about now is that the partner doesn't have the private message read function, and he hasn't posted a post all weekend. He can pretend that he didn't log in to the software and didn't see this private message.

However, he was very clear in his heart - he could hide for a while, but he couldn't hide for a lifetime.The other party has already grasped Shen Yuze's real identity, so he can go directly to the class to find him after school on Monday!At that time, Lu Ping's "stealing" of Shen Yuze's identity will be completely exposed.

Just thinking about it, Lu Ping couldn't help trembling.

That person's account was called @ash, and his profile picture was a koi. Lu Ping took a look at the contents of his account, and most of them reposted metaphysical blessings such as "must pass every exam", and occasionally complained that the school cafeteria was really bad.

No useful information can be extracted at all.

However, since the other party can accurately say that Shen Yuze's student ID card was picked up on the playground, it is enough to prove that the other party is a student of No. [-] Middle School.

who can that be?

Who will it be?

Will it be someone from their class, or someone from another class?Could it be a boy who passed by, or a girl who has been secretly paying attention to Shen Yuze?

Lu Ping's brain was filled with various speculations, which caused him not to sleep well for three consecutive nights, and when he fell asleep, he was awakened by nightmares.

He dreamed that he was standing on a high stage, wearing a Victorian prince's costume, with exaggerated makeup, and performing a one-man show hard.He sang, danced, and acted. He showed his best acting skills and tried his best to please the audience.But suddenly, the music was gone, the lights were gone, and the applause was gone... He looked around in a daze, not knowing what happened. At this moment, a rotten egg flew over from nowhere and landed heavily on him. feet.

He became so embarrassed, the luster of the gorgeous costume faded, the crown on his head was too heavy for him to lift his head, the oil paint on his face also melted, dripping down the corners of his eyes, like crying silently.

There are many people around him.

There are classmates watching the excitement, fans pointing fingers at him, and disappointed parents...

Someone jokingly called him a nickname, mocking: "Is a prince of cake cake also worthy of being a prince?"

Someone spat angrily and questioned him: "Bah, you liar, who wants to be your fan?"

Someone shook his head at him, sighed and said, "Pingping, how can you lie?"

Everything Lu Ping had done was exposed, and he was being judged by everyone in full view. He wanted to defend himself, but Lu Ping's throat seemed to be blocked by something, and he couldn't say a word.

At this moment, a person slowly walked over from behind the crowd.A ray of light followed him, or rather, he himself was the light itself.

The light stopped in front of the land surface.

Lu Ping raised his head in a panic, and saw Shen Yuze standing in the light.

Shen Yuze looked at him condescendingly, his eyes lost the usual warmth, only the strangeness and coldness he had seen for the first time remained.

"Lu Ping," he said, "—you make me sick."

……

Lu Ping woke up from the dream with dry tears on his face.

When he went to wash up, he found that his eyes were red, and his inconspicuous double eyelids were swollen into single eyelids, looking listless.He secretly used his mother's eye cream——Mother Lu's eye cream was bought by Lu Ping in the live broadcast room with lucky money on her birthday this year. Mother Lu scolded him for wasting money, but she still took it happily. She used it very sparingly on weekdays. Only apply a little bit at a time.It has been used for half a year now, and there is still half a bottle of eye cream left.

Lu Ping dug a big lump cruelly, and circled around his eyes.Three circles to the left and three circles to the right really made the eyes swell a lot.

Fortunately, Lu's mother left the stall early in the morning, so she didn't notice her son's strange behavior.

Lu Ping dawdled at home for a long time, until he was going to be late if he didn't go out, and then walked out the door with a fluttering and Yi Shuihan momentum.

On the rickety bus, Lu Ping's retreat kept beating and beating, without stopping for a moment.

Otherwise, don't go to school today...

Or transfer to another school...

Or go back to the North Shore to study...

Or leave the earth directly!

Lu Ping knows that his personality is always too negative, and when he encounters a problem, he doesn't think about how to solve it, but wants to escape.But there is no way, he really doesn't know how to get rid of that mysterious @ash, so that he/she won't reveal his secret in front of Shen Yuze!

Even though Lu Ping was unwilling to go back to school in every possible way, the bus still delivered him to the platform at the gate of the school on time.

Lu Ping walked into the school with heavy steps. He usually lowered his head and looked at the road under his feet silently when he walked, but today he kept his head up, watching the students who passed by him vigilantly.

is it him?Is it her?Is it them?

Lu Ping felt that he was like a third-rate detective who was suspicious and suspicious of anyone.

When he walked into the class, he opened his eyes even more, looking at his classmates carefully.

Unexpectedly, when he looked at his classmates, they also looked back at him!Some people even burst out laughing after glancing at him.

Lu Ping: "...?"

What's the matter, is there something on his face?

Lu Ping touched his face, strangely, there was nothing there.

He went back to sit in the last row in a daze, took out his textbooks and went to self-study in the morning.During the whole morning self-study period, he was restless. The textbook was frozen on the first page, and he couldn't read anything at all.

He read the book for a while, and looked up at the door of the classroom for a while, for fear that a stranger would suddenly break into him, waving Shen Yuze's student card in his hand.

The tormenting morning self-study finally passed. When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Lu Ping slumped in his seat, buried his head in his arms, and hid the expression on his face.

The kind-hearted Pingping and the devil Pingping in his heart started fighting again.

Goodness said plainly: Why not just admit it to Shen Yuze and tell him all the truth!If the lies get bigger and bigger, things will happen!

The devil said flatly: No, absolutely not!If you say so, you will lose Shen Yuze!You finally have friends, do you want to go back to the days of being alone?

Just as Lu Ping was lying on the table thinking about life, suddenly a hand fell on the top of his hair and rubbed it gently.

The familiar force made Lu Ping sit up straight.

Sure enough, Shen Yuze was standing by the seat, looking at him with a faint smile.Shen Yuze has always had the monthly subscription privilege of "no morning self-study", and every time he comes to school after morning self-study.

"Lu Ping, did you not rest last night, why are you lying on the table?" Shen Yuze asked.

"No, nothing..." Lu Ping didn't dare to tell the truth, and said vaguely, "I'm just a little lazy."

When he spoke, he didn't dare to look into Shen Yuze's eyes at all, and his eyes fell elsewhere.

Shen Yuze put down his schoolbag, sat down, and suddenly leaned forward and approached him.

Lu Ping was startled, and subconsciously hid back, but Shen Yuze grabbed his wrist.

"Don't move." Shen Yuze frowned slightly, and his eyes fell on Lu Ping's face.Being so close, Lu Ping could even see his distinct eyelashes clearly. "There's something in your eye."

"What's there?" Lu Ping answered subconsciously, "A little bit nice?"

"..." Shen Yuze had never heard this kind of earthy love talk, and he choked hard, and said after a few seconds, "Well, it's quite 'pretty'."

With that said, Shen Yuze took out a tissue and directly helped Lu Ping wipe the marks around the corners of his eyes.

This action was too intimate, but Lu Ping didn't know why, and didn't have the slightest desire to hide. Instead, he closed his eyes obediently, letting Shen Yuze wipe it for him.He is very obedient, neither hiding nor moving, with an appearance of complete trust.

Fortunately, they were sitting in the last row of the classroom, and no one else noticed this intimate gesture.

"Okay, wipe it clean." Shen Yuze said.

Lu Ping's eyelashes trembled, and then he opened his eyes. He looked at the tissue in Shen Yuze's hand—on the pure white tissue, there were a lot of light yellow things that looked like grease. "Eye shit"!

Lu Ping: "?!"

Shen Yuze teased him: "Did you not wash your face when you went out in the morning?"

"Damn, of course I did!"

"Washed? What are these?"

Lu Ping stopped talking—if I'm not mistaken, he should have secretly used his mother's eye cream in the morning, and didn't apply it evenly, and the eye cream got muddy at the corner of his eyes.

He finally understood why when he walked into the classroom in the morning, someone snickered at him. It turned out that they were laughing at the "eye shit" next to his eyes!

However, asking him to admit that a boy can actually use eye cream... sounds even weirder!

Gum or eye cream, that is the question.

After making a difficult decision, Lu Ping could only admit that it was eye shit...

He nonchalantly took the tissue from Shen Yuze's hand, rolled it into a mess, and threw it into the small trash bag hanging between their desks.

"You can tell me, let me wipe it myself." Lu Ping said, "How dirty."

Shen Yuze is such a cleanliness person, before when some classmates put their hands on his desk, he would stare fiercely at them, but now he actually wipes off Lu Ping's eyeballs with his own hands (although it's not real eyeballs)...

"What's so dirty about it?" Shen Yuze said calmly, "You are different from others."

Lu Ping: "..."

He wanted to ask what was the difference, but in the end he didn't.

He felt that he knew the answer - because in Shen Yuze's heart, Lu Ping was his friend, and since he was a friend, he would naturally help him wipe off the dirt on his face.

Lu Ping suddenly had an impulse in his heart: Should he take a gamble?Bet on his importance in Shen Yuze's heart?Since Shen Yuze regards him as a friend, as long as he tells everything and apologizes honestly, maybe Shen Yuze will forgive him! !

Thinking of this, Lu Ping plucked up the courage to say, "Shen Yuze, I have something to tell you."

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows, waiting for his next words.

Lu Ping: "Actually, I..."

"—Shen Yuze, look here!" At this moment, the squad leader sitting in the front row turned around and suddenly interrupted their conversation.The squad leader raised his mobile phone, pointed the camera at Shen Yuze, only heard a "click", and the mobile phone recorded Shen Yuze's figure.

After taking the photo, the squad leader quickly turned back and started typing on the phone, as if he was chatting with someone.

Shen Yuze's eyes froze, and he leaned forward and pressed the monitor's shoulder.

Shen Yuze: "Why did you take my picture?"

The class monitor looked upright: "Oh, Teacher Wu asked me to collect personal photos of the classmates in the class, and now I'm missing you."

"Do I look so deceitful?" Shen Yuze said coldly, "I advise you to tell me the truth, what on earth are you doing with my photo?"

Monitor: "Uh..."

Shen Yuze: "Why don't you talk? Are you thinking of an excuse?"

Shen Yuze's gloomy expression was so frightening that the monitor was bluffed by him, so he could only falter and tell the truth.

It turned out that the squad leader was playing a certain game recently and joined a guild.The guild is full of people of the same age, and the group is very lively every day. He and one of the girls became friends in private, and gradually... he has a good impression of that girl.

The squad leader's pimple-covered face was full of longing for youth: "Although I don't live in the same city as her, I want to have a cp with her! If we get along well, we can meet after my college entrance examination!"

Shen Yuze: "Cp?"

"It's online dating." Lu Ping explained to him, "Puppy dating online."

Shen Yuze found it funny: "Through the network cable, the appearance she presents is probably fabricated. Why do you like a fake person?"

Lu Ping who got shot inexplicably: "..."

Naturally, the monitor couldn't bear the fact that a girl he had a crush on was slandered for no reason.

Monitor: "Who said she is fake! She sent me her picture!!"

With that said, the squad leader clicked on the chat history of the two of them and showed them the girl's photo.

The girl in the photo looks pretty and pleasant, with cool short hair, wearing the uniform of an unknown school, sitting in front of the flower bed, looking quiet.

The chat history of the two of them stayed a few minutes ago. After the girl sent her photo, she asked the monitor for his photo.

Lu Ping: "..."

Shen Yuze: "..."

They knew what the monitor was up to.

The squad leader's face is full of pimples. Of course, he dare not let the girl he likes see this honor, so he put his idea on Shen Yuze, and wants to use his photo to date that girl online!

Shen Yuze sneered: "So, you want to use my photo to deceive people?"

"This... being in a CP, how can it be called a lie? I really like her, I, I have sent her snacks several times!" The squad leader said awkwardly, "Shen Yuze, just help me out." No? Don't worry, she is from Shenzhen City, and she won't go out of her way."

"You don't even think about it, it's impossible for me to agree." Even though the squad leader said all the good words, Shen Yuze remained unmoved, "First of all, no matter what your starting point is, you can't wash away your deceitful motives."

Lu Ping, who originally just wanted to watch the excitement, was shot precisely at the knee by this arrow, causing him to fall to his knees.

"Secondly, that girl is innocent. If she knows that the person she likes is a liar, what will she think?"

Before the first arrow was fired, the second arrow came again, this time pointing directly at Lu Ping's heart.

"Finally, and most importantly——" Shen Yuze stared at the monitor with cold eyes, and his voice was extremely low, "——I hate others taking advantage of me."

The third arrow strikes precisely, pierces Yang with a hundred steps, and seals the throat with one arrow! !

The squad leader, who was so humiliated by Shen Yuze's three consecutive sentences, suddenly became ugly.But he didn't look for problems from himself, but felt that Shen Yuze was too unreasonable.

He muttered, "I just want you to do me a favor. If you don't help, forget it. What are you doing when you go online?" He turned around in embarrassment. As for the photo he just took, he also deleted it.Cut, don't use it if you don't use it, he doesn't care about it.

After solving the big trouble of the squad leader, Shen Yuze's face finally brightened.

Shen Yuze has always had double standards in life.

When other people's hands touch his table, he thinks it is dirty; if there is dirt around Lu Ping's eyes, he wipes it off with his own hands.He finds it disgusting when others want to use his photos to date online, but he finds it funny when Lu Ping puts on the @fake-diamond cloak.

In a word - Pingping is doing the right thing!

Shen Yuze turned to look at Lu Ping, his eyes warmed up, and continued the topic they had interrupted before: "Just now you said you have something to tell me, what is it?"

Lu Ping covered the arrows stuck in his body, and squeezed out a crumbling smile: "It's not a big deal, I've already forgotten..."

After hearing what Shen Yuze said just now, how dare Lu Ping tell the truth?

If he doesn't want to lose Shen Yuze as a friend, he must not reveal his identity in front of Shen Yuze! !

As for that mysterious @ash, he must find a way to prevent them from meeting...