fake god

Shen Yuze was admitted to the hospital due to an accident, so he took sick leave for the next few days.He has a special status, the head teacher told him to take a good rest, and readily approved him as a leave.

As a result, Shen Yuze "missed" the full-year monthly exams on Wednesday and Thursday this week.

Lu Ping: "...I suspect that he wants to escape the monthly exam, and he has preliminary evidence."

But who would believe Lu Ping's words? Everyone firmly believed that Shen Yuze must be seriously ill and unable to come to school, so it was a pity that he failed to take the monthly exam!

The monthly exam didn't disrupt the order of the classes, it just pulled the desks apart so that the left and right couldn't read each other's papers.

When Lu Ping took the exam, he couldn't help but pay attention to the empty seat beside him... Shen Yuze, who didn't need the monthly exam, what was he doing now?He should have left the hospital and gone home. Will he still quarrel with his mother?

There are a total of six monthly exams, and the exam lasts for two days. The last subject is English.After the exam, the parents' meeting will be held on Friday. Parents will not only get their children's grades in each subject, but also see the ranking of individual subjects, class rankings, and grades... and these rankings will be posted on the announcement downstairs on the bar!If you do well in the exam, you will make your parents look good, if you fail in the exam, you will be punished publicly...

Under such pressure, which student doesn't use all his skills to play hard, desperately, and desperately?

Among these six subjects, Lu Ping's grades in the other several subjects are good, which can ensure that the grade is higher. Only English is his shortcoming. Every time he hovers around the passing line, the total score of the six subjects is reduced to the middle. .

Lu Ping hugged his grammar book even when he had lunch on Thursday, trying to hold his feet, hoping that God would bless his English level to improve a little bit.

When he returned to the class, he unexpectedly saw a figure that shouldn't be here—Shen Yuze actually came!

Lu Ping: "???"

Shen Yuze's seat was surrounded by many students.Everyone was very concerned about his health and chirped to ask how he was recovering.

I don't know if it was Lu Ping's illusion, but he always felt that Shen Yuze seemed to have lost some weight after not seeing him for a few days.After he lost weight, his facial features became more three-dimensional, his outline became sharper, and he was handsome and attractive.

Is there any fairness in this world? How can someone become more and more handsome after getting sick?

Lu Ping leaned over and happened to overhear the conversation between Shen Yuze and other students.

A classmate: "Shen Yuze, you are not in good health, why do you still insist on coming to school? There is no class today, it's just a monthly exam."

"I came here just for the exam." Shen Yuze's tone was calm and calm, "The exam is to test daily learning. Although I missed the first few exams due to illness, I still want to do my best for the last one."

At that moment, the brilliance on his body was too shining, and the students were moved by his persistent spirit, and they all expressed that they would definitely get closer to him, learn from him, and strive to achieve their best level in the exam!

Lu Ping: "..."

Damn, it turns out that the actor is by his side.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the English test officially began.

Listening comprehension is always Lu Ping's biggest problem. He is often in a state of not being able to understand, or even if he understands, he can't find the answer.Compared with him with a masked face, Shen Yuze next to him is very leisurely. He grew up in an English teaching environment since he was a child. For him, the listening comprehension questions at the high school level are as simple as the conversations of elementary school students.

After finishing the listening comprehension, Shen Yuze turned to the later part of the written test, and continued to use his pen like flying.Whether it is reading comprehension or cloze, there is no difficulty in his eyes.

He did it too fast. When other students were still struggling with the first reading, he had already filled in the answers to the three readings.

Shen Yuze didn't know at all that he turned the paper too fast, and the sound of turning the paper fell on the ears of others, which was a complete mental delay.

Lu Ping, who was sitting next to him, was about to cry.Although Lu Ping knew that Shen Yuze's English skills were good, could he leave a way for the scumbags to survive?

Lu Ping quietly glanced at Shen Yuze's progress, and found that his deskmate was already writing the final English composition!

"..." Tired, why not let the world be destroyed.

But at this time, the teacher who was sitting on the podium and invigilating the exam knocked on the table: "Students, be conscious, and don't look around or look at other people's papers during the exam."

Hearing the invigilator's reminder, Shen Yuze looked sideways at Lu Ping, raised his eyebrows slightly at him, then raised his arms to cover his answer.

Lu Ping: "..."

Don't think that the little mouse has lost his temper!

Rats beating people is also very painful!

……

The monthly examination papers are judged very quickly. Although the list will be announced on Friday morning, in fact, the results of each subject will be released on Thursday night, and the age ranking will also be released.

The squad leader sent it to the class group as soon as he got the grade.

This class group was created privately by the monitor, and almost all the students in the class were in the group, except for one freak, Shen Yuze, who said that he did not have social software and was not in the group.

Class leader: @All classmates, the results of each subject and grade ranking are out!

Squad leader: Students with poor grades should be mentally prepared in advance.

Monitor: It’s not about mentally preparing yourself, it’s about mentally preparing your parents.

Monitor: There will be a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow, don't make the parents angry.

After seeing these messages, Lu Ping, who had already gone to bed and was about to sleep, woke up immediately. He sat up suddenly, took a deep breath, and opened the report card with shaking hands.

There are a total of 150 students in the three liberal arts classes. Lu Ping's grades have always hovered around 50, neither high nor low.

This time he started looking directly from the 50th place, and he found himself very quickly - the 53rd place, with good grades in other subjects, but English was too hip, and he only got 82, which was too serious.

However, the difficulty of the English test is very high this time. A well-informed student said that the difficulty of the English test was deliberately increased this time.Because the leader teacher of the English teaching and research group felt that the English monthly test last time was too easy, which made everyone's grades generally high. Many students were distracted and didn't listen well in class. Kill their vigor.

Lu Ping hastily scanned around, and there were only a handful of students who scored 120 in English in the entire grade. Most of the students were in their early 100s and less than 110. Even the English class representative of their class only got 118.

After reading his results, it stands to reason that he should turn off the software.But he paused for a few seconds, his hand seemed to have self-awareness, and he held down the table drag button and slid down gently.Obviously he was in his bedroom, but he looked guilty.

...he doesn't care...he really doesn't care...he just looks around...

The grade ranking form quickly reached the end, and Lu Ping easily found the name in the last row of the form.

——Shen Yuze, age ranking 150.

This is also inevitable. Shen Yuze missed five of the six exams, so he must be ranked last.

However, between a series of 00000, the number below the English subject is enough to sting everyone's eyes-English 150!Shen Yuze's English got full marks! !

Although Lu Ping was mentally prepared, when he saw that number, he was once again overwhelmed by sour lemonade.

He turned off the form and returned to the class group, and sure enough, the group had exploded.

Classmate a: Damn, read that right, Shen Yuze has a perfect score in English? ? ? ?

Classmate b: Absolutely, all zeros in other subjects, 150 points in English! ! !

Classmate c: I went to the science class to inquire, and their English was also wiped out. The highest score was in class three, and they didn't get 130.

Classmate d: Is Shen Yuze a monster? ? ?Such a difficult English paper actually got full marks? ? ?

Classmate e: Wocao, what kind of Shuangwen development is this, the last in the grade and the first in a single subject? ? ?Also lost more than No.220 points? ?

Classmate f: If he wasn't sick, how could he fail in other subjects?

Classmate g: If he takes all the exams, he will definitely be number one in the grade!

Classmate h: The gap between humans is greater than the gap between humans and dogs. 【Vegetable Dog】【Vegetable Dog】【Vegetable Dog】

A series of [Vegetable Dog] emoji packs followed.

Lu Ping: "..."

If he wasn't Shen Yuze's deskmate and saw him not even taking notes in class, he would probably be blinded by Shen Yuze's halo of being a top student.

Just when everyone was discussing in full swing, the English class representative appeared, and she shared a photo in the group.

English class representative: This is Shen Yuze's composition for this English test, which the teacher just sent to me.

English class representative: Shen Yuze's composition is very well written, and all the teachers in the English group decided to give him full marks after marking the papers.

English class representative: The teacher also asked me to copy his paper and use this composition as a model for everyone to study.

English class representative: 【Share photo】

The photo was taken by the teacher. There are rows of horizontal lines printed on the beige test paper, and the black signature pen lands on the horizontal lines, leaving a series of clear and beautiful English characters.Shen Yuze's handwriting is very similar to his own, tall and thin, straight, with an indescribable strength of character. It seems that his English writing has been carefully practiced, and there is a kind of elegance between the beginning and the end of the pen.

Lu Ping thought about the English he wrote again... Ugly is not ugly, but it is like a child writing Chinese pinyin, where it is round, and there is also round.

He looked at Shen Yuze's English composition carefully, and the result was like reading comprehension. There were several unfamiliar English words in it, and the grammar was also very complicated. At first glance, it exceeded the English level that normal high school students should master.

Damn, will this guy die if he doesn't show off?

Lu Ping angrily quit the group chat, clicked on the text message, and sent a message to Shen Yuze.

Lu Ping: Are you still awake?

Shen Yuze: What do you say first, and I'll tell you if I'm awake or not.

Lu Ping: ...The monthly test results came out, and you got full marks in the English test.

Shen Yuze: Oh.

Lu Ping: There is only one?

Shen Yuze: This exam is not difficult.

Lu Ping: Hello! ! !You are too Versailles! ! ! ! !

Shen Yuze: What is Versailles?

Lu Ping: ...This is to praise you, saying that your family is rich and can live in a luxurious house like the Palace of Versailles.

Shen Yuze: Oh, then I am indeed very Versailles.

Lu Ping: "..."

He obviously wanted to satirize him, but in the end he hurt himself.

……

Open your eyes and it's Friday.Jiaojiang No. [-] Middle School pays close attention to education, the monthly exam ends on Thursday, teachers of each subject explain the test papers on Friday morning, and a parent meeting is held on Friday afternoon.

It is natural for some families to be happy and others to be sad about such things as holding a parent-teacher meeting.

Chen Miaomiao's mother twisted Chen Miaomiao's ears, and the Lion Roared: "Chen Miaomiao!! My mother spent so much money to make up for you, and you are still on the bottom!!!"

Chen Miaomiao began to whine again: "I improved by one rank this time, not fourth from the bottom..."

Mother Chen: "That's because the last one is Shen Yuze!!!"

The total score list is posted on the bulletin board outside the teaching building, where parents and students coming and going can see it.In addition, the photos of the champions in each subject will also be posted on the honor roll, enjoying the attention of all parents.

In this grade ranking, Shen Yuze's name has become a myth in the hearts of all parents.

When he got zero marks in all other subjects, he actually won the first place in the single subject of English in one fell swoop!A full dump of No.222 points! !

On the honor roll, the photos of the other champions in a single subject are well-behaved, and they were taken uniformly by the teaching office. The white background is paired with dark sports uniforms. It is in line with the image of "student master" in everyone's mind.And because Shen Yuze hadn't had time to take a photo, the photo he posted was a photo of his life.

Looking at the background of the photo, it seems to be in an art gallery.Shen Yuze was dressed in a suit, standing in front of a painting, looking at the camera indifferently, calmly and proudly.

As soon as this photo was posted, it caused a lot of girls to watch. If it weren't for the bulletin board being locked with glass windows, who might have this photo in his pocket.

Shen Yuze's name has now become a favorite in the hearts of parents, and every parent has to say a few words.

"Look at Shen Yuze. Although he was in poor health and missed a few exams, he still insisted on taking the last exam! And he got full marks in one fell swoop! When can you get the first place and show your parents?"

"There will be a parent meeting in a while. I want to learn from Shen Yuze's parents and ask them how they raise their children."

"I heard that Shen Yuze transferred from the Imperial Capital? I don't know if his parents have a famous teacher's paper from the Imperial Capital. It's best to borrow it to make a copy..."

Taking the opportunity of this parent meeting, every parent wants to chat with Shen Yuze's parents. The students are also very curious about what kind of family Shen Yuze grew up in, and what kind of people his parents would be like. ?

With everyone's expectation, Shen Yuze's "mother" came.

She has a face with Chinese characters, ordinary appearance, serious expression, and the Sichuan character lines between her eyebrows seem to be branded on it.If she hadn't written Shen Yuze's name on the attendance book, no one would have guessed that she would be Shen Yuze's mother.

There was a lot of discussion in the class group, and the students said privately, why does Shen Yuze's mother look nothing like him?Shen Yuze is so good-looking, his mother should also be a great beauty.

Only Lu Ping knew the truth - he recognized the person who came to hold the parents' meeting for Shen Yuze. He had seen the lady in the hospital before. The lady was not Shen Yuze's mother, but Shen Yuze's housekeeper.

So... Shen Yuze had no family members at the first parent meeting after transferring to another school?Only his housekeeper went to the school to sign and collect the report card for him.

Recalling the dispute between Shen Yuze and his mother on the phone that day, Lu Ping felt another ripple in his heart.

Lu Ping often feels that he is really the most contradictory person in the world.He would be jealous of Shen Yuze, his intelligence, his popularity, and his wealth; but sometimes, he would feel sorry for Shen Yuze from the bottom of his heart.

Before Lu Ping could sort out his complicated mood at the moment, his cell phone rang.

The phone was connected, and Mother Lu's voice came from the receiver.

"Pingping, I've arrived at your school, what floor is your class on?"

"It's the third floor!" Lu Ping said hurriedly, "Mom, wait for me at the door, I'll go down to pick you up!"

After hanging up the phone, Lu Ping hurried downstairs.

Mother Lu is a strong person. For her son's parent-teacher meeting, after closing the stall in the morning, she took a shower, changed into the cleanest clothes, and took the bus to the South Bank.In fact, Lu's father also wanted to come, but his Mandarin was not as good as his wife's. He was worried about embarrassing his son, so he had to give up the job of holding the parent-teacher meeting to his wife.

Lu Ping rushed down in three steps and two steps, worried that his mother would be waiting in a hurry.After he ran out of the teaching building, he quickly found his mother in front of the bulletin board at the door.

Mother Lu is short, just over 1.5 meters tall. She looked up at the grade ranking posted on the bulletin board, carefully looking for her son's name, turning her head from time to time, and asking a few words with the boy in school uniform beside her.

The young man standing beside her had handsome eyes and slender eyebrows, and a tall figure.For the convenience of talking to her, he took the initiative to bend down and narrow the distance between him and her; he changed from his previous aloofness, and his attitude was rare and kind.

Lu Ping was stunned when he saw the two figures, one tall and one short.He rubbed his eyes, rubbed again, rubbed again, and finally made sure that everything in front of him was not a fantasy.

"Mom...? Shen Yuze...?" Lu Ping murmured out their names.

The two figures turned around to look at him at the same time - sure enough, the person standing next to Mother Lu was none other than his tablemate Shen Yuze!

"Pingping," Lu's mother saw her son, and the smile on her face widened again, "You came just in time, I was talking about you with classmate Xiao Shen!"

"'Student Xiao Shen'?" Lu Ping suspected that he was dreaming. When did the mother become so familiar with Shen Yuze?

Lu's mother: "That's right, Xiao Shen is the first in English grade this time. When I was here to read the announcement, I happened to meet him. He said that you are at the same table, so you have a good relationship."

Shen Yuze also followed her words and said: "Well, Lu Ping has helped me a lot during this time." His tone was soft, a look that Lu Ping had never seen before, "Before Lu Ping even brought me cakes to eat, saying it was you The unique secret recipe, the taste is very good.”

Lu Ping couldn't help shivering: Hey, is this still the Shen Yuze he knew?

This sense of dislocation is no less than seeing an alpine snow leopard disguised as an obedient cat.

But how does Mother Lu know Shen Yuze's true face?When she heard that Shen Yuze liked to eat embedded cakes, she smiled so that the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes deepened a lot: "Oh, you can eat it if you like it. Before, Pingping said that I would bring it to my tablemate. My child's father and I were still worried that you would eat it." I’m not used to it. In fact, our Jiaojiang has a lot of delicious food, and there are also fried dumplings, soaked shrimp, wheat drum head, black rice mochi... I will let Pingping take you to try it if I have a chance!”

"It couldn't be better." Shen, the picky eater, Yuze raised his head, and took a leisurely look at Lu Ping, "I'm afraid it will be too much trouble for classmate Lu Ping."

Under his mother's gaze, Lu Ping dared not say it was troublesome, so he could only bite the bullet and nodded: "No trouble, Shen Yuze, I will take you to eat whatever you want to eat."

He was just talking casually, but he didn't expect Shen Yuze to ask immediately: "Oh? When?"

Lu Ping: "..." After you get rid of the bad habit of being picky and picky when eating.

Before Lu Ping could figure out how to prevaricate him, Lu's mother said enthusiastically, "Since your monthly exam is over, you might as well relax. Ping Ping, let's invite Xiao Shen to come to the North Shore this weekend, how about it?"