Wake up and dress up as a man

Dongzi is an ordinary male student in the Chinese Department of a normal university.In his words, I don’t know what brain hole I had when I took the college entrance examination, I chose such a feminine school, and finally chose such an unreliable major-Chinese Language and Literature, does the name sound particularly tall? superior?To study China's extensive and profound Chinese culture with a long history... But in fact, it is not the case at all!He has been in college for two years. Apart from learning how to use his spare time to play lol more effectively, how to skip classes without being caught, and how to swear at people to make him appear more temperamental, he has learned almost nothing about literature.

On the day when he first came to the school to register, seeing the girls all over the street, Dongzi was very happy, thinking that he could find a girlfriend directly at the school. He usually kissed me and me sweetly, and spent the good time belonging to two people. Unfortunately, the thief The reality of Laku threw his red heart praying for love to the ground and smashed it to pieces.For two years, no female creature has looked at him, not even the female cat at the door of the dormitory apartment.The only person in the whole school who has been pointing his gun at him is the director of the Academic Affairs Office of their school, the part-time vice dean of the School of Arts, and the counselor of their class. His surname is Zhao Mingyu, and his nickname is Zhao Datou.Everyone said that their class was a master class. I don't know what blessings I accumulated in my previous life to get such an awesome teacher. He was a professor at a young age. Not only did he have practice in the school, but the students he handed over were all outstanding.

But these are just a cupboard for Dongzi.Because since he met this Mr. Zhao, there will be some tableware in his life from time to time.Mr. Zhao is a very familiar Northeast person, and Dongzi himself, unfortunately, is the only Northeast gentleman other than himself in the entire department that he thinks he should be familiar with.

There is a song that is sung well, "When the fellow meets the fellow, his eyes are full of tears." Dongzi burst into tears when he saw the fellow counselor, but it was not because of his eagerness to see the fellow, but because of his undying love every day. Dongzi's name must be clicked in every class, but unfortunately this is the third time this semester, and if you click it again, the class will be completely rejected.

"Dongzi, what do you think you have to do with Zhao Datou? He hits you in every class? You can't escape..." Dafu, a patient with secondary illness in the same dormitory, hugged the person who was working on the computer as soon as he walked in with a popsicle in his mouth. The troubled Dongzi wiped all the sweat from his forehead on Dongzi's new white T-shirt.

"I have nothing to do with him! I don't even have a single hair!" Dongzi pouted his chin and focused on the game interface, but his mind was not on it at all.It's the third time, what exactly does Zhao Datou mean!How to point him back?Dislike him?He scratched his hair irritably.

"It doesn't matter? We can't see it. Zhao Datou is looking for me. This midterm assignment is your last chance to make up for it. You must write it well. Uh, it seems to be a [-]-word essay. It's about a TV series..." When Dongzi and Dafu made false assertions, the voice of the head of the dormitory, Wu, came from outside the door.

"Yes, yes, Zhao Datou has been chatting with Ah Wu for a long time! I guess it means you...you still say that you two are okay? Hehe... are you really not relatives or something, not related by blood?" Dafu looked at Dongzi because of what A Wu said And he frowned and smiled cheaply.

"Or he just fell in love with you!" Looking at Dongzi's handsome face, snow-white clothes, and fair skin, the more Dafu thought about it, the more likely it was.Dongzi is so handsome as a Northeasterner. Even after military training and the ravages of the poisonous sun in Beijing, his complexion is still as white and tender as snow, which is really rare!

"Come on! I've watched too many G movies with your sister recently!" Ah Wu slapped Dafu's cheap mouth. "That TV series seems to be called You from the Stars." He looked at the post-it note on his phone, "It's You from the Stars. It's been very popular recently, and all the girls like to watch it. It seems that there is something like Superman in it." , handsomer than Optimus Prime, infatuated like Liang Shanbo, a landlord who has been buying land for 400 years..."

"Oh..." Dongzi vented all his energy after listening to Ah Wu's narration.This Zhao Datou really pays attention to everything!He even watched Korean dramas for little girls... He smacked his lips and made up his mind to challenge this difficult task.

"Then are you also a [-]-word paper?" Although it was a paper, but based on Zhao Datou's previous measures for himself, Dongzi estimated that it might not be that simple.

"We are [-] words. The big head said, because you skipped too many classes, and it would be difficult to convince the public if you don't do better, so I left you [-] words alone." A Wu pushed the glasses on his nose, and couldn't help but sympathize. Qi Dongzi's special encounter.

"Oh..." Dongzi didn't react too much after listening. He turned around and closed the game interface to start Baidu's TV series that would destroy him for more than twelve hours. "You who came from the stars", I will remember you!And Zhao Datou!He gritted his teeth and suppressed his anger in his heart.

After three days of hard work, Dongzi finally used his strong will to finish watching this magical drama that he didn't want him to complain about.It's really amazing, much better than what Batman, Superman, and Loch Ness Monster he saw!This is really the hero of a romantic drama, isn't he the hero who saves the world?Is it really good to put so many superpowers on one person? 400 years has no effect at all, it's all used to flaunt your specialism!Two hundred bags of rice bought half of Seoul, is the screenwriter annoyed?If only my land in Greater China was this cheap...you don’t have to worry about housing!Dongzi has now been tortured to the point of insanity by the TV series, and he calls "Du Minjun" whenever he sees any man, looking like he has fallen into a demon.

The people in the dormitory have long been familiar with this scene, and the result is the same every time Dongzi and Zhao Datou fight wits.However, Dongzi has not learned his lesson after two years, and still challenges Zhao Datou's authority with great joy, and skips his class from time to time. It can only be said that he is strong-willed and has a big brain.However, it is considered a legend of the entire Academy of Arts not to fail every time!

"Dongzi, have you finished writing the thesis? Today is the deadline, if you don't send it, you will be miserable again!" Looking at the drowsy boy in front of the computer, Ah Wu kindly reminded him.

"It's over, it's over! You guys go to class first, I'll squint for a while..." Dongzi waved his hands subconsciously, lying in front of the computer and didn't want to look up. The document opened on the desktop displayed a few titles in Times New Roman. "On the tragic life of male supporting actors in Korean dramas".

Ah Wu shook Dong Zi, who had already played chess with Duke Zhou, and saw that he hadn't woken up yet, so he gave up his intention to wake him up.With the other people in the dormitory, they quietly closed the door of the dormitory, allowing Dongzi, who was exhausted from fighting for days and nights, to sleep well.The moment he closed the door, the document opened on the computer showed a strange light. A name that was already well-known by everyone caused a small vortex, and the boy lying on the table was motionless. Sucked in.

On the other end of the computer, a man in casual clothes with a handsome face and rimless glasses smiled happily while reading an article.It's really a different idea... He compared the article with the homework of other students, "On the Tragic Life of the Male Supporting Role in Korean Dramas", does he sympathize with Li Huijing so much?Wouldn't it be fun to take a trip?Hope it gives me an interesting ending.

The man took a sip of the fragrant coffee and clicked the "Start" button in the lower right corner with the mouse.

Dongzi had a full sleep and woke up naturally, but the scene in front of him made him jump in fright.

"Fuck, what's going on here?" What caught his eye was a row of medical equipment, and the air humidifier closest to his bedside.Dongzi couldn't figure out his current situation, why did he come here as soon as he fell asleep?

Is it time travel?This is the most reasonable explanation he can find so far by looking at countless novels and relying on his previous experience.

Patting his head and taking off the oxygen mask on his mouth, Dongzi began to recall the scene before going to bed.Ah Wu and the others seem to be going to class, and they want to sleep for a while, but why did they sleep here all of a sudden, is the plot of the novel fully staged?What will be the plot waiting for you?

Touching his chin, it was a pity that he didn't have a pipe in his hand, and Dongzi began to speculate on the current situation.It is estimated that the world of martial arts is impossible, how can there be such advanced medical equipment in martial arts movies; there may be problems in the fantasy world, it does not look like a place where magic can be used; the suspense is very likely, I am not just hospitalized now, At the beginning of the case, you don't know whether you are the victim or the perpetrator; terror is also possible, tomb robbery, and solving the case. . .It’s best to be a stallion novel, like "The Best Son", I guess it will be very exciting... Dongzi feels like drooling when he thinks about it, and he forgot to pay attention to the obvious changes in his body now.

It's a pity that dreams are beautiful, but reality is cruel. Just a shout, Dongzi, who was fantasizing about a large number of girls, completely woke up.

"Hui Jing, Hui Jing, you're awake!" A middle-aged woman who appeared to be in her 30s walked in with a towel, with surprise and concern on her face.

"Doctor, doctor, come and see my Huijing, he's awake!" The middle-aged woman picked up the beeper by the bed and called the attending doctor.

Hearing the address of the middle-aged woman, Dongzi suddenly understood.Damn, I'm not transmigrating into "You Who Came From The Stars", right?Still the most tragic male supporting role in my opinion!

Just when he wanted to hypnotize himself, hoping that he had misrecognized the established fact, the doctor came in and confirmed the guess he didn't want to accept.

"Hello, I'm Jin Chenghuan, the attending doctor of Li Huijing's patient. I'm going to take him for a comprehensive examination now. Are you the patient's family member?" The slightly serious doctor Jin carefully checked the patient's basic information and made a decision .

"Yes, I am the patient's mother. Examination, can I accompany you?" The woman was a little uneasy, and looked worriedly at her son who was silent on the bed.

"Of course." Doctor Jin replied respectfully, and then motioned to the nurse behind him to help Li Huijing onto the wheelchair.

At this time, Dongzi noticed that his current body was not the original one, but the body of a young man who looked thin but strong.He slowly opened his palm, looking at the unfamiliar palm lines and joints, feeling the long legs and abdominal muscles on his body, he wanted to cry.Height, muscles, I have thought about you for thousands of years, did they appear on me at this time?

"Hui Jing, what are you looking at? After the examination, we will be discharged from the hospital soon! Your illness really scared us to death!" The woman lowered her head and stroked the hair of her most beloved son affectionately, with the corners of her mouth raised happy smile.

Dongzi looked at the unfamiliar woman in front of him, and couldn't help but laugh.Did he really become Li Huijing like this?To go through all of his tragedies?Think about it, in the unknown years in the future, my eldest brother was killed by the juice I handed over, my second brother was sent to prison by myself, the goddess of my dream was also handed over to others, and the girl who had a crush on me for many years also Being pushed away by myself, what a tragedy... Can I hold this situation?

"Hui Jing, Hui Jing, what's wrong with you? Why are you still in a daze?" The woman saw that her smiling son didn't reply to her words for a long time, and she shook her hand to realize that he had entered a state of daze.She obviously didn't have this habit before... She couldn't help but wonder.

"Oh. It's okay." Dongzi couldn't call her mother, and didn't even want to call her mother.He is now a little bit against what has happened. Although he has a dream figure, he still hopes to return to the real world.This world's strategy is too difficult, the girls are all Dou Minjun's, how can I beat that Superman?Even if I got it, I don’t want such a domineering woman like Qian Songyi, and I can’t bear the little jade like Liu Shimei. She is the cutest woman... Dongzi, who was educated by the Northeast mother’s ideology, rejects it but Still silently dreaming about the future.

The middle-aged woman felt a little sad when she felt the cold attitude of her youngest son who was usually close to her.She closed her eyes, but immediately, she remembered her son's physical condition again, opened her eyes wide, and held back her tears.Nothing is important, the child's body is the most important... This is the common thought of every mother in the world.

After entering the consultation room, after many inspections with instruments, the doctor finally issued a notice that he could be discharged from the hospital.And Dongzi quickly adjusted his mental state in this chaotic state.Isn't it just a magical Korean drama?Isn't that a tragic life?My brother uses my Northeast man's temperament, together with my second brother, hooks up with aliens, conquers the goddess, and strives to rush to the distant universe!It has to be said that at certain times, boys have such a big nerve that they can easily give up their entanglements and meet new challenges!