The day I ran away with my fiancé

There are mice in the cabin?

Jing Shangyuanhe returned to the cabin, opened the drawer suspiciously, and opened his eyes wide.

Those bottles of lubricant are full!department!No!See!up!

Xuanyan, who had slept in for the first time in his life, heard the sound of drawing a drawer, and opened his eyes with a jump of nerves.

There was no one at the table, and Jing Shangyuanhe was squatting at the end of the bed and looking under the bed.

Xuan Yan Xingbu hurriedly turned over and sat up, his legs slid down, blocking Jing Shang Yuanhe's sight: "A Yuan, what are you looking for?"

Jing Shangyuanhe saw that he stepped on a pair of white feet directly on the ground, and quickly reached out to hold them: "I see if there are any mice, are you going to get out of bed? Why don't you wear shoes?"

"How could there be mice? Did you read it wrong?" Xuanyan Xinbu's feet were a little cold, but Jingshang Yuanhe's hands were very warm. As Xuanyan said, he couldn't help but slipped his feet into his hands drill.

Jing Shangyuanhe's breathing was stagnant, he just felt that his foot didn't get into his hand, but into his heart, and he suppressed the desire that he didn't vent last night, and now there is a tendency to burst out.

He gently kneaded the soft soles of his feet, his eyes lingered on the round and plump little toes, and then slowly moved upwards, along the slender and straight legs, looking straight at the two legs covered by the blanket. position between.

Xuanyan Xingbu shuddered at the sight of him, he quickly put his legs together, and covered the blanket up to his ankles.

Jing Shangyuanhe coughed in embarrassment, pulled himself out of the quagmire of desire with difficulty, and replied: "The lubricant is gone, I wonder if it was pulled away by a mouse."

"How come?" Xuanyan Xingbu looked at the drawn drawer, wondering why Jing Shangyuanhe didn't ask him if he saw it, but thought of the mouse directly.

This was a bit out of line with his expectations.

If Jing Shangyuanhe found the mouse hole directly, the pot he prepared would not be able to get rid of it at all.

This will not work!

He thought for a while, and deliberately misled Jing Shang Yuanhe: "Are you sure you put the lubricant in the drawer?"

Jing Shangyuan looked at him for a long time with raised eyebrows, and replied quietly: "A Xin, you put it in yourself."

"Ah?" Xuanyan choked up, thought about it carefully, and immediately regretted it.

He did put the lube in there, and he said it was easy to find in a drawer.

He was only thinking about how to hide the lubricant last night, so why did he forget about it!

He was a little guilty, but he was even more afraid that Jing Shangyuanhe would find the missing bottle of lubricant and continue to use it, so he hurriedly fooled him: "Wait, I remembered, I woke up when there was thunder last night, and I was in a daze I suddenly heard the sound of a mouse pulling something in the room. I thought I was dreaming at the time, so I didn't think about it. If you say that, the lubricant may have been pulled away by the mouse, but the thing pulled away by the mouse, you Do you think it can still be used after being dug out of the mouse hole?"

Hearing what he said, Jing Shangyuanhe immediately shuddered, how could something that was pulled into the hole by the mouse be usable?It's only Shen Lan who is so careless that she snatches things from mice!

Jing Shangyuanhe sighed, thinking he was unlucky: "Forget it, I won't look for it anymore. How do you feel now? Can you walk long distances across mountains and ridges?"

Xuanyan Xinbu blushed, nodded quickly, and replied firmly, "Of course I'm fine."

"Then let's pack up our things after breakfast and set off. We should be able to reach the market town before dark." Jing Shang Yuanhe thought for a while, and then said to himself, "I don't know if there is any Sells lubricants."

Xuanyan Xingbu trembled when he heard that, and immediately stated his position: "Why do you have to buy lubricant? I think it's fine without lubricant."

Jing Shangyuanhe glanced at him in surprise, and explained earnestly: "It will hurt very much without lubricant."

"Have you tried it?" Xuanyan Xingbu asked.

"That's not true." Jing Shangyuanhe didn't know why he had trouble with lubricants, but for his health, he added, "Although I haven't tried it, it is theoretically so."

"How do you know it will hurt if you haven't tried it?" Xuanyan Xinbu insisted, "Theory is just theory, and real knowledge can only come from practice."

After being fooled by him, Jing Shangyuanhe also began to waver, feeling that he seemed to be too blindly following the theories he found on the Internet.He thought and thought, and asked tentatively, "Then let's try?"

"Just try it." Xuanyan Xingbu lifted the blanket covering his body without hesitation, with the fearless spirit of sacrificing everything for the pursuit of truth.

Feng Shenmushuo was sluggishly slumped on the worn-out double bed, his eyes were blurred, his expression was in a trance, and his mind had been circling what happened last night since he opened his eyes an hour ago.

He looked sick and dying, but in fact his liver was swollen with anger, wishing he could kill Shen Lan on the spot, dig a hole and bury him, and then dig out and flog the corpse.

This time it's a fucking overturn!

Why doesn't Shen Lan, a dog-like bastard, play his cards according to common sense!

The most exasperating thing is that this is not the first time for him!

Looking at his polite, well-bred and abstinent appearance on weekdays, he is actually such a casual scumbag in his bones!

Sure enough, people can't be seen!

Poor him, who has guarded himself like a jade for more than twenty years, unexpectedly became the second spring of this deceitful bastard with a single carelessness!

No, maybe it's not the second spring, maybe he's already ranked beyond the eight hundred!

I don't know if such a casual person like him has contracted some ulterior disease!

The more Feng Shenmushuo thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more afraid he became. At the end, he couldn't help getting up from the bed tremblingly, and wanted to fly out of the small mountain village immediately to go back to do a health check.

At this time, there was a burst of suppressed sobs from the next door, and then, someone said something intermittently in a hoarse voice.

His spirit was shaken, his eyes froze, the soul of gossip was quickly ignited, and immediately burned into a raging sea of ​​flames.

His back didn't hurt anymore, his legs didn't feel sore anymore, and he felt his whole body was full of fighting strength.

Ok, so early in the morning, how horny are you guys!

He put on a shirt casually, moved lightly to the wall, put his ear against the not-so-sound-proof log wall, and began to listen to the corner with his breath held.

The next door suddenly fell silent, and then there was a sound of pulling the door latch.

Feng Shenmushuo was disappointed for a while, and curled his lips.

what the hell?How did it end so quickly?Can you two do it?

Just as he was thinking about it, there was a scream from the next door where he thought it was over. He was so frightened that his whole body trembled, and he jumped back a step involuntarily.

Unexpectedly, lying on the ground behind him was the lubricant bottle that rolled down at some point last night. He stepped on it, the sole of his foot slipped, and fell heavily on his back.

He let out a scream, and under the action of inertia, he knocked his head on the edge of the bed recklessly, successfully making him faint again.