The day I ran away with my fiancé

It took Jing Shangyuanhe a lot of effort to coax Xuanyan to Xinbo, and when he went out to see it, the sky in the small village had changed.All the men, women and children looked at him with eyes of admiration and hesitation. Seeing him carrying a bowl to the big iron pot to serve food, they immediately stepped aside to open a wide road as if welcoming the emperor to the throne.

Jing Shangyuanhe was deeply baffled, and dragged the deep blue who admired him so much that he wanted to kneel down and give him a fuck immediately to a corner, and asked him what was going on in a low voice.

Before Shenlan could answer, Jing Shangyuanhe was boldly dragged away by a villager.When other people saw this, they immediately rushed forward, and seven or eight young and middle-aged men dragged Jing Shangyuan and Lala, almost tearing him to pieces.

Jing Shangyuan was inexplicably at the same time, and quickly ignited raging anger. He shook his arms violently, shook off the hands that were holding his arms, and shouted: "What are you doing!"

The seven or eight men who were pulling him were shocked by his roar, and took a step back in unison, and then looked at each other, scratching their ears and cheeks in embarrassment.

Can this matter about male dignity be discussed openly in full view?

Although everyone knows it well, who has the nerve to ask without hesitation in front of so many people?

And once you ask, won't you be laughed at by the whole village?

The physical fitness of these young and middle-aged men who go up the mountain to hunt and go down the mountain to chop firewood all day is naturally not bad, let alone bad, but after Feng Shenmushuo's extravagance about the field battle between Jing Shangyuan and Xuanyan Xingbu, it immediately changed. It has become a great achievement in the history of men.They were all very curious about what method Jing Shangyuanhe used to make their famous "poking hero" so hard that he couldn't take care of himself.

If you ask him for advice, maybe you can boost your prosperity and have a few more children?

Of course, there are few girls in the village, and they are not like Jing Shang Yuanhe who don't know how to be sympathetic to women.

Fengshen Mushuo stood behind the crowd, covered his mouth and snickered, poked the old village chief's arm without hesitation, and then whispered a few words in the old village chief's ear.

The old village head was slightly happy when he heard the words, and immediately took out his identity as the village head and shouted off those reckless men, then kindly took Jing Shang Yuanhe's hand and entered his cabin, for the sake of the small village. It is a hundred-year plan to have a long talk with him.

Seeing that Jing Shangyuanhe was abducted by the old village head, Feng Shenmushuo immediately took four or five girls, holding bowls full of various meats, and walked towards Jingshang Yuanhe's little girl happily under the banner of visiting patients. cabin.

When Fengshen Mushuo brought people in, Xuanyan Xingbu was hiding Jing Shangyuan and a few bottles of lubricant in the drawer.

During the nearly one hour of Jing Shangyuan and making him happy, through in-depth reflection and conclusion, he realized wisely and firmly that the bottles of lubricant that Jing Shangyuan and Rang Shenlan brought might have great urgency. Emotional and aphrodisiac, if he uses it again, his life may be lost.

So, while Jing Shangyuanhe was out to eat, he hid all the lubricants in the mouse hole under the bed.

After hiding it, he felt that something was wrong. He was afraid that Jing Shangyuanhe would dig it out and continue to use it after he found out, so he quickly crawled under the bed, took out the lubricant bottle one by one, unscrewed the cap of the bottle after bottle, and poured it out. It turned upside down and poured every drop into the mouse hole.

Seeing that it was only one bottle away, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside the door, as well as the laughter of a group of girls.

Xuan Yan Xingbu hurriedly poked the last bottle of lubricating fluid into the mouse hole, quickly climbed onto the bed, put the candle on the table, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

"Senior!" Fengshen Mushuo's voice came through the door, before Xuan Yan could respond, he pushed open the door of the cabin and broke in.

A candle was lit in the cabin, and in the dim candlelight, people lying on single beds could be seen in shadows.

Xuanyan Xinbu knew Fengshen Mushuo's annoying problem well, so he just lay on the bed and pretended to sleep.

As a result, after Feng Shenmushuo said a word, he immediately opened his eyes and sat up from the bed silently.He glanced at the girls who were looking at him like loving mothers, and quickly defended himself: "I'm not! I don't! I can take care of myself! I just have a little indigestion!"

Fengshen Mushuo waved his hands with a smile, and gave him a meaningful look: "Senior, you don't have to be nervous, I understand. Men are all big pig's hooves. If you eat too much big pig's hoofs, you will naturally have indigestion, hahaha ..."

Xuanyan Xingbu instinctively felt that the excuse he made was said by Fengshen Mushuo, as if something was not harmonious, but he couldn't say what was not harmonious for a while, so he could only silently watch Fengshen Mushuo laughing and trembling , seems insane.

Fengshen Mushuo had laughed enough, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and ordered the girls to put the big bowls of meat on the bedside table one by one, then sat on the bed and signed Xuanyan Xingbu's sign language and said earnestly: " Seniors, these bowls of meat are a tribute from our villagers. You must accept them, and you must not be polite. Ouch, look at you, look at the yellow face, the gnawed neck, and the spirit Withering, Yuan Yuan is too fierce, people can't take care of themselves and don't know how to restrain themselves, even I, an irrelevant person, feel distressed to cry when I look at it, why doesn't he know how to pity and cherish jade as a veteran? Sigh, but senior, you must not blame him. Men are animals that think from the lower body. Just get used to it. What you have to do now is to take good care of your body. A big fat boy, hahaha..."

Xuanyan Xingbu finally understood why he came here.

This guy is looking for a beating!

Xuanyan Xingbu's face darkened immediately, he grabbed Feng Shenmushuo's wrist and moved towards him, and slapped him on the back of his neck with his palm.

The dissolute laughter immediately came to an end, and Feng Shenmu Shuo fell heavily beside Xuanyan Xingbu, and passed out.

Xuan Yan Xinbu kicked him off the bed, glanced at the few girls who were silent, and ordered with a dark face: "Please take your bowl and this bastard out for me!"

Jing Shangyuanhe managed to get away from the old village head's chattering and inexplicable questions, went to the pot to fill two bowls of vegetables, took two steamed buns, went back to the hut to see, and managed to coax the good people when they went out Ignore him again.

Jing Shangyuanhe hurriedly put down the bowls and chopsticks, dug out the person who was curled up in the blanket, and hugged him into his arms. After coaxing him with all his strength for a long time, he gradually understood the whole story.

"This Fengshen Mushuo is really getting more and more arrogant! If he doesn't clean up for a day, he will go to heaven!" Jing Shangyuan was so angry that his scalp exploded, and he coaxed Xuanyan to walk and finish his meal in a good voice, and found Shenlan and Youhong.

Shenlan and Youhong followed him into the cabin and stood in a row respectfully.

Jing Shangyuanhe glanced at the double bed in their room, an unknown light flashed in his eyes, he cleared his throat, and said to the two with a cold face, "I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself."