The day I ran away with my fiancé

Chapter 33 Who Stole My Underpants?

On the third day of staying in the small mountain village, Jing Shangyuanhe was surprised to find that his boxer underwear hanging under the eaves was gone.He searched several times among the only two pieces of clothing on the clothesline, but the underwear still seemed to have disappeared without a trace.

Could it be that it was mixed in the pile of dried meat and put in the warehouse?

Jing Shangyuanhe thought about it, and walked into the small wooden house on the east side that was used by the villagers as a warehouse.

The small wooden house is full of dried meat sticks and mushrooms, which are the rations prepared by the villagers for the winter and going up the mountain. Jing Shangyuanhe turned the warehouse inside and out, but found no trace of his light gray underwear. .

Strange, did he not wash at all yesterday?

Jing Shang Yuanhe went back to the hut again, and took a look at the bamboo basket containing the dirty clothes. The bamboo basket was clean, but there was nothing there.

When Jing Shangyuanhe went out, the dirty clothes were always thrown to Youhong to be washed, but the underwear was never left by others, they were washed, dried and collected by themselves.Youhong is well aware of his habit, and has never touched his underwear.

He rubbed his temples, thinking with some headaches, did he mix the underwear with other clothes and wash it for You Hong in a moment of carelessness yesterday?

Thinking of this, he began to search again in the pile of clothes on the clothesline on the west side.There are a lot of clothes on this clothesline, not only Jingshang Yuanhe's, but also dark blue and excellent red. There are a lot of them, and the straw rope that is as thick as a finger has been lowered by several centimeters.

Jing Shangyuanhe carefully searched from one side to the other, and from the other to this side, but his pair of light gray underwear still refused to appear.

Youhong, who went out to fetch water, came back and saw Jing Shangyuanhe rummaging through the pile of clothes in front of the door of his cabin, put down the bucket, and asked strangely, "Boss, what are you looking for?"

"Did you wash my light gray underwear?" Jing Shang Yuanhe asked without turning his head as he continued to flip through.

Light gray?

You Hong thought about it, there is a pair of light gray ones, but they are dark blue ones, the boss's underwear, he really didn't pay attention to what they looked like.

He is not a pervert!

No, just because he's not a pervert doesn't mean others aren't!

Could it be that the dark blue pair of light gray underwear was actually stolen by the boss?Who doesn't know that Deep Blue adores the boss so much that he can't wait to give him sex?In case this dramatist develops fetish symptoms unexpectedly, it's creepy to think about!

The more Youhong thought about it, the more frightened she became. Based on the principle that if I don't go to hell, whoever loves it will go to hell, she pulled the light gray underwear out of the pile of clothes in disgust, and shook it in front of Jing Shangyuanhe, and said solemnly: " Boss, is it this one?"

Jing Shang Yuanhe only glanced at it, then shook his head quickly: "How is it possible! My butt is not that big!"

Youhong was taken aback, Shenlan's butt wasn't that big, he looked at the underwear again suspiciously, his hairs almost stood on end in shock.

Damn, isn't this underwear his own?

The light gray one is right, but it's just a thong!

Why does the boss wear a thong?Even if you know how to wear it, it is impossible to look for it so openly!

What a death!I almost killed myself!I will never wear thongs again!

But he clearly remembered washing a pair of light gray underwear for Dark Blue?

You Hong bit the bullet and searched in the pile of clothes again, and finally found the pair of underwear he remembered.

It was dark blue, yes, but off-white instead of light gray.

He was wrong.

Jingshang Yuanhe's underwear is indeed not on this clothesline.

After confirming this fact, You Hong and Jing Shang Yuanhe sat on the stone steps together and started to worry.

"Could it be caught by some bird? It shouldn't be, what kind of bird would be so perverted that it would pick up other people's underwear? Or..." Youhong said halfway, and suddenly jumped up from the steps, vowing, " Boss, wait, I'll see if some damn pervert stole your underwear!"

After finishing speaking, Youhong immediately slipped into the cabin on the west side of them and began to investigate one by one.

Jing Shangyuanhe sat on the stone steps, looking at the clear and cloudless sky, felt that he lost his underwear, like a well that could not reach the bottom, even the bright sunshine could not relieve his inner loss.

Xuanyan Xinbu drove the wild boars out for a walk in the morning, and returned empty-handed before noon. Seeing Jing Shangyuanhe sitting on the stone steps with a dazed expression, he hurried over and asked, "Ah Yuan, what's wrong with you?"

Jing Shangyuanhe looked at him, and replied sadly: "Ashin, I lost my underwear."

"Ah?" Xuanyan Xinbu was stunned for a moment, not knowing why, "How did you lose it? Where did you lose it?"

Jing Shangyuanhe pointed to the empty clothesline in the cabin: "I remember drying it there, and it disappeared when I got up in the morning."

Xuanyan thought for a while, then pulled Jingshang Yuanhe's arm: "I picked up one in the morning, it's light gray, can you see if it's yours?"

Jing Shangyuanhe was surprised and delighted, and hurriedly followed Xuanyan to the cabin, and looked at the pair of underwear that Xuanyan was talking about.

"Ashin, this is not mine." Jing Shang Yuanhe began to slump again.

Xuanyan Xinbu heaved a sigh of relief.

Just when Jing Shangyuanhe said that his underwear was missing, he thought he had a memory problem and thought that other people's underwear was his own.

Fortunately, it was a false alarm.

However, if you lose a pair of underwear, you can lose it. What's the big deal?He often loses his own underwear, no, he often loses all his things, even he himself has lost it before, and he has never been like Jing Shang Yuanhe who made himself and broken love like Jing Shang Yuanhe.

"It's just a pair of underwear, don't be sad, can't I go out and buy you a new pack tomorrow?" Xuanyan Xinbu said, rubbing Jing Shangyuanhe's hair, Jing Shangyuanhe was stunned, and quickly put Xuanyan Yan Xinbu pulled his hand off his head and rubbed it back.

He has lost his underwear now, and he is not in a good mood. If Ashin teases him like this, he will throw himself into his arms and shoot him off!

"No, no, I still have two more. Ashin, you don't have to run so far for my pair of underwear."

Xuanyan Xingbu didn't know what Jingshang Yuanhe was thinking, but felt that his childish behavior was funny and funny, and imitated him to pull his hand off his head, and walked out by grabbing his wrist: " Don't think about these unhappy things, hurry up and find our wild boar, if you don't look for it, the wild boar will be lost."

"What's wrong with the wild boar?" Jing Shang Yuanhe heard this, and quickly quickened his pace.

"The wild boar jumped into the mountain stream and couldn't come out." Xuanyan said walking, a little depressed.If it wasn't for the fact that the water in the mountain stream was a bit deep, and he happened to be more afraid of water, the wild boar would have been caught by him long ago, why would there be a need to run back to bring rescuers?

In fact, it's okay for the wild boar to just run away. It can continue to live its own life in the mountains and forests, and then find a partner to have children. He doesn't have to drive the wild boar around every morning and night.

However, he really wanted to ride wild boars a few more times after he recovered from his injury.

Riding a horse is common, but riding a wild boar is not common. Once you return to a modern city, how can you find another chance to ride such an easy-to-domestic wild boar?

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