I'll let the slag attack the crematorium [Quick Transmigration]

chapter001

Tonight, the banquet hall of the Luo family was decorated magnificently, and the maids were carrying out the final cleaning work in an orderly manner, not daring to be sloppy in the slightest.

The housekeeper even repeated "be careful, be cautious" over and over again.

After all, the gentleman who will be having a banquet soon is likely to be the new male owner of this mansion in the future.

At this time, Hu Tutu was half lying on the chaise longue in the guest room on the second floor, eating the Black Forest cherry cake that the butler had just brought up, while absently listening to a crematorium system called Xiaogua in his mind issuing mission instructions .

Xiaogua: [So I said that what you have to do today is to ruin this banquet, make that green tea and Bai Yueguang hate you, and then make the scumbag angry, so we will start the first step of the crematorium plot, understand? 】

Hu Tutu nodded ignorantly, and dug out a large spoonful of chocolate sauce mixed with cherry pulp, "It's so sweet...human food...delicious..." As he spoke, he narrowed his eyes happily, feeling his whole body (Strike out), the whole rabbit is full of happiness.

The system Xiaogua sensed that the host's mind was full of chocolates, strawberries, lollipops, and cream ice cream, and there was no information about the mission he had just talked about for a long time, so he shouted angrily: [Hey!Did you understand what I said?If so, I will change the cake away! 】

Hu Tutu: "Ah?!"

The last sentence successfully shocked Hu Tutu.

Finally recovered from the temptation of delicious food.

Hu Tutu asked with a guilty conscience: [No...don't change the cake, okay?I am obedient. 】

His weak and pitiful little eyes instantly defeated the system that was still arrogant just now.

Who made the host of his mission this time be a rabbit spirit who has just cultivated for 500 years and has only been transformed into a human form for a few years?

In the fairy world, according to Hu Tutu's age, he is just a newcomer fairy who needs to be cared for.

Xiaogua began to feel that the task assigned to Hu Tutu by the "Fair Realm Existence Mediation Committee in the Human World" this time was a bit too difficult.

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Hu Tutu is actually a very pure Jade Rabbit in the world of fairies, a descendant of the Jade Rabbit who lived in the Moon Palace and accompanied Chang'e in the famous fairy tale.

Its fur is white and bright without a trace of variegation, and its eyes are as crystal clear as the finest rubies.

It can be said that even in the goblin world full of cute and pet beauties, it is an absolute pinnacle of beauty.

But unfortunately, since the human world promulgated new regulations that prohibit becoming elves after the founding of the country, even Hu Tutu, a decent goblin with good ancestry and a clean net worth, is not allowed to appear in human society.

However, no matter how strict the laws and regulations are, it still cannot prevent the birth of some spiritual beasts who are born with spiritual consciousness and can naturally transform into human form when they reach their cultivation level.

So the Heaven Realm set up this so-called "Fair Realm Existence Mediation Committee in the Human World". Qualifications for living in human society.

Hu Tutu's so-called crematorium system is to travel through the love novels of three thousand scumbags and shou, with the purpose of slapping scumbags in the face, and let him unfold the crematorium plot that he can't get what he asks for.

But Hu Tutu is still a rabbit mentality after all, and he doesn't understand the so-called emotions of human beings at all. Even if he has lived in the human world for more than 500 years, it is still too difficult for him to easily complete a system task with a love theme.

The little melon of the system sighed, and had to comfort himself in his heart. Anyway, the host is a beautiful goblin. Even if it is just a harmless little rabbit, it is still much stronger than fragile human beings. It has its own system assistance that surpasses human technology.

You can't even deal with a scumbag and a green tea female watch.

【uh-huh! 】Xiaogua coughed, reminding Hu Tutu who was wandering again, 【Then let me emphasize to you our mission today...】

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The first world that Hu Tutu traveled through was a clichéd overlord's white moonlight stand-in plot.

Overlord Luo Bo had a crush on his schoolmate Bai Yue in his early years, but unfortunately he did not pursue success.

It's not that Bai Yue doesn't like the boss, it's just that as a green tea, he can't only see a tree with a crooked neck in his eyes, but hides the sea of ​​stars.

So after graduating, Bai Yue resolutely rejected all overtures from the boss, and chose to go abroad for further studies.

Became the white moonlight that the overlord couldn't ask for.

In the second year after Bai Yue left, President Ba accidentally rescued a slender and weak boy on the street.

This young man's eyebrows and eyes are seven points similar to Bai Yue's, but more delicate, like a beautiful porcelain doll.

The boy said that his name was Hu Tutu, and he grew up in an orphanage in the south of the city at the age of 18. He didn't remember anything else.

In this way, Luo Bo took in Hu Tutu and kept him in the Luo family mansion as his beautiful plaything.

Hu Tutu has always loved and depended on Luobo wholeheartedly.

Until that day, Bai Yue returned home.

According to the requirements of the system Xiaogua, Hu Tutu must take over from the original protagonist to complete a series of bloody plots such as being rejected by the scumbag, being framed by Bai Yueguang, etc., and earning 100 points of masochism.

Then leave Zha Gong and work on his own, until Zha Gong repents, recognizes Bai Yueguang's true face and realizes the fact that he has fallen in love with Hu Tutu a long time ago, and unfolds a sour face-slapping Zha Gong's crematorium plot, and at the same time gets 100 Points of scum attack regret value.

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At eight o'clock in the evening, the green tea and white moonlight in Xiaogua's mouth - Bai Yue, brought by Luo Bo, the only scumbag in this story, opened the door of his mansion.

According to the requirements of the system, Hu Tutu changed into cute home clothes, bounced and ran to the lobby on the first floor to meet his beloved financial master.

"Brother Bo, why did you come back so early today? I miss you so much."

When Hu Tutu went downstairs, Luo Bo had just sat down with Bai Yue on the sofa in the living room, and the housekeeper was arranging for the maid to prepare refreshments for the distinguished guests.

But Hu Tutu jumped directly into Luobo's arms, hooked his neck and began to act like a baby.

The former crush was sitting opposite, this scene violated Luobo's dignity as a scumbag, he grabbed the arm around his neck, pushed Hu Tutu to sit on the side obediently, and said in a displeased tone: "You Why did you run down? Didn't the wooden butler tell you that I have something important to do today, so I want you to have dinner in your room?"

"Yes... yes..." Although Hu Tutu is innocent and stupid, as a goblin, he is still very sensitive to changes in human emotions. At that time, he was shocked by his angry expression, weak and weak Moved to the side, aggrieved.

System Xiaogua: [Slag Gong has started questioning you, and he will be dissatisfied with you immediately. If the host keeps working hard, he will get points. 】

Hu Tutu: [Hey, he's so fierce, I'm afraid...]

Xiaogua: [It’s okay, no matter how fierce he is, he’s just an ordinary human being!If you think about it, he is less than 30 years old, what are you afraid of? 】

Hu Tutu thought about it for a while, it turned out that in the mountains where he practiced, the cubs at this age hadn't even developed their intelligence, so there was nothing to be afraid of at all, and he calmed down: [That's right...but what should I do next? 】

Xiaogua: 【According to the task requirements, I can't guide you in the specific operation method and dialogue, this is considered cheating!I can only give you ideas.You remember that you are now a scumbag who loves slag Gong very much. You just need to show this and stay and continue to destroy the relationship between slag Gong and Bai Yueguang. 】

Hu Tutu nodded, although he still didn't quite understand, but in order to finish the task earlier and go back to eat delicious food, he has to work hard!

Hu Tutu: "But...but I miss you~~ I couldn't help coming down to see you when I heard you coming home."

Lobo looked at Bai Yueguang who was sitting not far away with a bewildered smile on his face, and his face became more and more unhappy, "Have you seen it now? Can we go back?"

Hu Tutu continued to pretend not to understand: "Are you bringing your friends home to eat together? Can't I come together? I can cook delicious dishes for you!"

In the plot provided by Xiaogua, it seems that Hu Tutu used to cook for Luobo himself.

"No, you don't know his taste." Lobo was about to lose his patience.

Xiaogua: [Ding——congratulations to the host for getting a scumbag, sadomasochism value +2]

"But..." Hu Tutu ran out of words again.

"No, butler, take Young Master Hu upstairs."

He didn't tell Hu Tutu about the reception banquet for Bai Yue today, and even ordered the housekeeper to find an excuse so that Hu Tutu could stay in his room all night, so as not to cause trouble.

On weekdays, Tutu is obviously the most obedient and obedient, what happened today?

Seeing that he was about to be chased away, Xiaogua also sweated for Hu Tutu, Hu Tutu was so anxious that he almost cried, his eyes were red, he grabbed Luobo's arm and did not let go.

"You—" Zha Gong was about to explode.

"Forget it, it's just a regular meal. It's not that there are some secrets that can't be seen by others. He doesn't want you so much, so let's have dinner together!" Bai Yue suddenly spoke for Hu Tutu.

"You..." Hu Tutu looked at this person and didn't know whether to thank him, because Xiaogua reminded him that this is the villain in the plot, the person who will harm him.

"Hello, I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is Bai Yue. I'm Luobo's alumni and junior. I heard Brother Luo mentioned you. Thank you for taking care of him for me all these years."

"Ayue!" Luobo heard something in Bai Yue's words, and this was not the situation he wanted to see.

Xiaogua: [Tea talk, +2 points]

Hu Tutu didn't understand the meaning of Bai Yue's words, but was overwhelmed by his hypocritical smile.

Hu Tutu: [Why does this person look so scary when he laughs!How should I answer him. 】

Xiaogua: [...You can play freely...]

Before the sentence was finished, Hu Tutu seemed to have turned on a certain switch, "Wow~~~~ woo woo woo woo~~~~"

Xiaogua: [Host, you are an adult!If you are still a rabbit, you will have hundreds of generations of grandchildren now!Can you be more mature? 】

Hu Tutu: [? ? ?Can't human beings cry when they are adults?That human being is too pitiful...]

Xiaogua: ………

You pretend I didn't ask!

The author says:

Good luck with the opening, double update today.There is another chapter at noon.